i… is… does nuka cola / sunset sarsaparilla still have carbonation thanks to expert pre-war drink bottle engineering or has the entire fallout populace been drinking flat syrup because they don’t know any better
Oh, you have a son lost out in the Wasteland, presumably in the clutches of an evil organization that everyone lives in fear of? Well, in that case another settlement needs your help.
FUCK THE SYNTHS FUCK THE GHOULS FUCK THE MUTANTS URRRAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS SYNTH? HAHAHA FUCK THAT
We're actually pretty decent and we want to help synths live in freedom with no bloodshed. Now that's out of the way, go fuck up literally the entire Brotherhood of Steel.
We're just nerds, but, like... EVIL nerds...
Oh, you wanted to travel in peace? EAT LASERS YOU DICK
*Sees a Power-Armour-clad, Gatling-Laser-wielding, self-healing death machine charging at full speed towards them*
"GET SOME, MOTHERFUCKER"
someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA-
*insert snarky comment about you being an outsider here*
We're the most chill dudes in the Commonwealth as long as you don't fuck up our shit.
Suspicious? What's a suspicious I've never even heard of that why don't you stay forever in our lovely home where nothing bad ever happens not even remotely related to synths at all hahahahaha
Come in... *heavy breathing* to a lovely place... where everything... is okay... *proceeds to kill all its inhabitants*
EYYYY FUGGET ABOUT IT EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE EYYYY BADA-BING, BADA-BOOM EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE EYYYY I'M GONNA MAKE 'IM AN OFFER 'E CAN'T REFUSE EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE
Pillars of the Community:
Give us your shit. That's-that's it. There's nothing else to it. Just give us your shit you asshole. Just give us-just give us your- JUST GIVE US YOUR SHIT NOW JUST-