<b>Caesar:</b> What if there was a big mountain where all of the old worlds greatest scientists gathered to reaserch things?<p/><b>Legate Lanius:</b> Sir, you've been drinking too much Nuka-cola quartz. Please put on your Pajamas and go to bed.<p/></p>
The Eva Ohnoproblems Special: blow vulpes inculta up with mines, grab his hat, put on his hat, grab his chainsaw knife, chase after everyone else with your chainsaw knife
My New Fighting Technique Is Invincible/That Last Fight Between Jackie Chan and Ken Lo In Drunken Master II: avoid nipton for almost the entirety of the game, careful not to progress the key plot to a point where the legion are coming up to you at NV to tell you caesar wants to see you. focus on leveling up unarmed to maximum. beef up your health, too. arrive at nipton, completely unclothed. pop a slasher, a turbo, buffout, ultra jet, rushing water, nuka cola quantum, quartz and victory, basically, whatever you’ve got. punch them all to death.
City Slickers 3: Curly’s Slow Revenge: set up a huge fucking goddamn group of mines on the legion’s walking path, DEEP into that path. bonus: shoot a nuke at it if you feel like it.