Episode 12: Seventeen going to the laundromat to do their laundry because dk broke it a few weeks ago in the SHINee concert episode.
A/N: Finalllyyy I’m sorry for making you all wait, this is procrastination at its finest. So actually i’ve been pretty caught up with school stuff and all :’( it’s the exam period rn now but i will try my best to post another one soon~ :) would love to hear what you all think of my ‘scenarios’ :3 much loveeeee
tell me again why we’re going to the laundromat when we have a washing machine
DK:*creeps away* #culpritseokmin
Scoups: “Hmmmm I
wonder why….” *glares at hoshi*
Hoshi: “Who? Me?”
Scoups: “Yeah who on
earth do you think I’m looking at?”
Joshua: “It better
not be Jeonghan”
Jeonghan: “What do you
mean it better not be Jeonghan, IT HELLA RIGHT BE ME”
Hoshi: “At first I did wonder if you were looking at me, but then again you looked a little constipated…”
Hoshi: “You looked constipated”
Scoups: “YEAH I HEARD IT THE FIRST TIME SOONYOUNG”
Hoshi: “But you said what?”
Scoups: “That’s just… ugh never mind why do I even try”
Hoshi: “You need to try to poop so you won’t get constipation coups hyung”
Scoups: “GUYS THAT’S
NOT THE POINT”
Seungkwan: “it’s not
the right time to be talking about you because IF YOU DO NOT HAPPEN TO REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED 20 MINUTES AGO LET ME REFRESH YOUR MEMORIES”
Dino: “Om nom nom
nom yummy yummy chicky nuggety” :>
Dino:*tries to bite the nugget but flies off his
Seungkwan: “ARE YOU
SEE-RI-OUS CHAN DID YOU JUST DROP YOUR CHICKEN NUGGET ONTO MY SHIRT?? NOW THERE
IS KETCHUP AND ALLLLL ON ITTTT”
Mingyu: “What a
waste of food, the five second rule applies to shirts too right?”
Wonwoo: “I want to say no because I don’t want you to eat that…”
Jun: “Then yes its a yes EAT THAT CRUSTY OLD NUGGET!”
blaming everything on my child BOOSEUNGKWAN”
Seungkwan: “THEN PLEASE
TELL YOUR CHILD TO EAT HIS NUGGETS PROPERLY”
Mingyu: “Mingyu will
be the first to start that petition”
*end of flashback*
Seungkwan: “MY SHIRT IS CURRENTLY COVERED IN DINO’S NASTY CHICKEN NUGGET KETCHUP SAUCE IT IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME
TO BE ARGUING ABOUT YOU”
Vernon: “Oh so that’s what happened? I thought you got into a car accident or something…”
Jeonghan: “Hmph It’s
always the right time to be talking about me”
Seungkwan: “YOU THOUGHT I WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT AND DIDN’T ASK ME IF I WASS ALRIGHT??!”
Mingyu: “MINGYU IDEA!!!
What happens if I put in my dirty dishes into the washing machines? My dishes
will be clean!!”
Wonwoo: “and broken…”
Mingyu: “Mingyu will
never have to do dishes again!!” \^^\
Jun: “What a
genius, someone give him an award” *rolls eyes*
Vernon: “Dude, there
is something called a dishwasher”
YUCKKK GROSS WHAT IS THAT STENCHHH?!?!” *pinches
the baby’s diapers”
Dino: :< #seungkwanisouttogetchan
Jeonghan: “Oh no my
baby did you poop your pants?”
Dino: “I AM NOT A
Jeonghan: “WHAT DID
YOU SAY?!!!” *rages*
Dino: “I-I erm
mean oopsie channie made a poopie”
Jeonghan: “Awwwwww my
lil’ baby did his first poopie”
Dino:*internal cries* #helpchan2017
Mingyu: “OKAY MINGYU IDEA
Woozi: “As if the first one wasn’t dumb enough”
Mingyu: “What if I put different fruits inside and if I don’t add
detergent, it’ll give me fruit juice!!”
called a blender”
Jun: “What dumb
question are you going to ask now?”
DK: “How do I
use this thingy?”
Jun: “Step one,
open. Two, put your dirty clothes inside. Three close- and add detergent. Four,
select water cycle. Five, put the coin-”
hold-on-wait I didn’t catch what you said hyung, can you repeat it again??”
Jun: “One, open.
Two put your stinky-ass laundry ins-“
DK: “say what? I
got lost at step one”
Jun:*SIGHS* “first open the door”
where’s the door?”
DK: “JUN WHERE
ARE YOU GOING? ARE YOU GOING TO FIND THE DOOR FOR ME???”
Mingyu: “I don’t get
why we have to go to the laundromat when we could be going to that new bbq restaurant instead”
The8: “Of course
typical unhygienic Mingyu rather eat than wash his clothes”
Woozi: “Tall in
height, low in hygiene”
DK: “I am very
tempted to make a comment”
Woozi: “TRY MEH”
DK: “Low in
Woozi:*eye twitch* “GET ME MY GUITAR”
Mingyu: “You guys
make me sound like I don’t even wash my hands” *frowns*
Vernon: “Won’t be
Mingyu: “It’s not
like you will die if you don’t wash your clothes or have poor hygiene, but you
do know you will DIE if you don’t eat, right?”
Wonwoo: “Why does
everything that Mingyu says, make sense to me…”
Vernon: “ERM have
you perhaps heard of cholera?”
The8: “Dude and you
just ate 30 minutes ago, why are you still thinking about more food?”
Mingyu:*gasps* “30 MINUTES WITHOUT FOOD HOW AM
Joshua: “You are
living because of the grace of the lord”
Mingyu: “Okay I
think his grace is fading, I can feel myself dying, me needs food NOW!”
Seungkwan: “ALRIGHT LISTEN
UP GERMY I’VE BEEN WEARING THIS SAME SHIRT FOR 3 WEEKS. ALL BECAUSE OF SEOKMIN
AND HIS LACK OF LAUNDRY KNOWLEDGE AND NOW MY SHIRT SMELLS REAL BAD BECAUSE OF
THAT BABY AND I WILL WHOOP YOUR TOL ASS IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD”
DK: “Wow someone
woke up on the wrong side of their bed”
lucky that you even woke up from any one side of your bed today my dearest
dokyeom, there might not be a tomorrow for you”
DK: “Remind me
to lock my bedroom before I sleep tonight”
Woozi: “I may or
may not have a hidden copy of the key”
MASTER LEE WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR FAITHFUL BUTLER SEOKMIN TO DO YOUR ROYAL LAUNDRY
I never really realized how much of a stereotype Ravenclaw I can be till I started my Spanish lesson for the day. Everytime I messed up even slightly I restarted the lesson XD
I think a lot of people tend to be more stereotypical their house than we necessarily realize. That being said not everyone in their house necessarily conforms to said stereotype. For instance I have a Hufflepuff cousin who loves chicken nuggets and frequently snap chats about her nuggety adventures.
And so it started… So there I was with some Rainbow stained pig leather and some dream instructions to make a book out of it. What good was making a book going to do? It’s not like a book can stop a rainbow… Maybe the pig wanted me to bring this to the attention of the world? Maybe I just needed to finance a quest to go kill the vile beast? Either way, I couldn’t do anything without real supplies.
A block of book guts turned up in my craft cupboard. Imagine my luck. It was already trimmed and had the spine rounded. It even had this odd rainbow staining around the edges. Perhaps someone had spilled several bottles of ink on it? who knows?! I’m not questioning it. It’s the perfect size… huh… that seems almost TOO coincidental.
This little block of paper I found is fairly thick. Nuggety even comes to mind. Now I don’t have a laying press or those fancy boards that other, more fortunate binders have to mushroom the spine of a book. That didn’t get me down, though. I simply made some of those boards out of pine. A quick whirl in the workshop and I had a bevel on the top edge. Woo.
See? that works perfectly! Wait… why isn’t it mushrooming itself?
Oh yeah… duh… Hammer. Hmm… Are “claw” hammers part of bookbinding? I vaguely remember the Rainbow in my dream having claws. I’m sure there is some connection here. It’s like it was meant to be.
Smack! Smackedy smack smack smack! HAH! That’ll teach you to not mushroom yourself! I started on the edges and gently hammered them down. Almost like I was petting it with a hammer…
I’m cursed! Imagine going to pour a little bit of glue out of your container only to have the top come off and it vomit all over the place. Dramatisation aside, I didn’t need that much glue… thanks glue. Really helpful.
Simple covers! Four pieces of 1.2mm cardboard. Two of them with a design cut out of them. I think that simple covers lend a lot to a book.
Preparing for headbands! To be honest I wanted to continue with the rainbow themed thing I’ve got going but I messed up terribly. I was foolish and didn’t measure where I should stop one colour and go onto the next and it was just… terrible. I could hear the rainbow laughing at me in the back of my head.
So I decided to go with a black and white double headband instead. This is only my second attempt at this kind of headband and I found it a lot easier the second time around. I even managed pearling on the bottom. I’ll post a simple 4 step guide on how to do this in the future.
The hollow and spine were added
And false bands were added. Amusingly enough I was on a quest to clear out a room when I found some BBQ tools still in their packet. They had these square leather cords tied to them. Since I was currently lacking in square leather cords for this project, this was again almost TOO coincidental.
Okay… make or break time. I cut the Rainbow stained leather to size. It was heartbreaking to have to cut off some really pretty parts.
I always glue the leather onto the spine first. This is how I define the raised bands. Firmly holding some tough string or cord down on either side of the band for a dozen seconds or so works quite well.
And a wood folder on the covers helps to define the underlaying pattern if it’s simple enough. Even though the leather was Rainbow stained, it still retained its softness. I was worried that the venom from the Rainbow would have some detrimental effect on its workability, but I’m glad that is not the case.
I garnered a small amount of the Rainbow Venom from the offcuts of leather and poured it over some paper in an attempt to make some end pages. I think it turned out quite well. I used all precautions to not get any of this stuff on my skin.
Then it was just a case of cutting the paper down to size, gluing it in and voila! Done!
I have fulfilled the Pig’s dying request… Now lets go hunt this Rainbow.
Fictionality aside, I really enjoyed this build. Like I said I was worried that there would be some ill effect from staining the leather in the way that I did (there isn’t any information on the net about it that I can find). I quite liked how the attempts to stain the edges of the pages bled into the book, even though I don’t really like the look of the actual edges.
I have plans to work on this for my next project so there will be a return of the colour bleeding effect on the inside of the book I’m sure.
Double headbands! I can’t believe how easy it was this time round. The first time I did it I had a lot of trouble. This time I just thought about how I wanted the thread to end up at the end of a wrap and went backwards from there.
The book ended up being 15.2cm (6 inches) x 11.4cmm (4.5 inches) x 3.4cm (1.25 inches). 320 pages of 110gsm paper.
I confession that i love how V smile, it's so wierd but at the same time is so sincere, and it's so hard to find an idol who have sincerity on their faces, no matter if is the eye or smile or the way they look at the fans. But he's so sincere *^*
Of course your good buddy Jackal was required in her collecting career to get a black-backed jackal mount yes?
WELL LOOK AT THIS PRETTY NUGGET
I sent in a pretty lowball best offer just for kicks, but they actually took the offer I sent?? This was like the LAST pose I expected to see a jackal in. I LOVE LOVE LOVE dead mounts, and this is just perfect ;;
This is one of the seller’s images. Should have this baby in a week or so.
I really didn’t want to spend anymore money but fffffffffff JACKAL