nrtsg

anonymous asked:

WLM'G DLIIB ZYLFG GSV GRNV BLF GZPV GL GIZMHOZGV, R QFHG DZMG GL HVV BLF HFUUVI, RM Z UIRVMWOB DZB. ZMW DSVM VEVM RH BLFI YRIGSWZB, HLNV VMGRGB MZNVW ZUGVI Z TIVVP OVGGVI NRTSG HFYNRG BLF Z URXOVG ZYLFG GSV GZOVH LU GSV FMWVITILFMW, R MVEVI DILGV FMWVIGZOV HL DV'OO HVV DSZG GSV UIRHP SZKKVMH - α

“ DON’T WORRY ABOUT THE TIME YOU TAKE TO TRANSLATE, I JUST WANT TO SEE YOU SUFFER, IN A FRIENDLY WAY. AND WHEN EVEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY, SOME ENTITY NAMED AFTER A GREEK LETTER MIGHT SUBMIT YOU A FICLET ABOUT THE TALES OF THE UNDERGROUND, I NEVER WROTE UNDERTALE SO WE’LL SEE WHAT THE FRISK HAPPENS “ -alpha

omg. my bday isn’t until march fourth [also in all likelihood i might be grumpy that day cuz i turn twenty one and the odds of relatives trying to push alcohol on me is disappointingly high].

that’d be super sweet tho oh my god.