“average person gets cockblocked 10 times a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person gets cockblocked 0 times per year. Sherlock Holms, who lives in baker street & gets cockblocked over 10,000 times each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Some sad trivia: Director Andrey Kavun had intended to film a spin off series to NRH, set during Holmes’ three year hiatus, where Watson meets Professor Challenger and goes to the Lost World. Unfortunately Panin’s death meant that plan never eventuated and never will. But we can still imagine, right?
Prince Ariel, as the only son of King Triton, is constantly pushed to find a bride and have children, but he couldn’t be less interested in the female form. He dreams of finding a place where he’ll be accepted for who he is. (Art by thecrownedheart – let me know if you don’t like it being used.)
Look at this place? Isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you think that my life is complete? Wouldn’t you think I’m the boy, the boy who has everything? Family and friends, A palace of gold… Just how much privilege can one boy’s life hold? Looking around here you think “Sure, he’s got everything.” I’ve a father and sisters who love me, I’ve got ladies who faun and adore. I guess some of their fins are quite lovely… But who cares? No big deal… I want more….
I wanna be where the people are. I wanna see all the pretty young men walking around on those – what do you call ‘em? Oh, feet. Flippin’ your fins you don’t get too far, Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’ strollin’ along down a – what’s that word again? –Street! Up where they walk, up where they run, up where they stay all day in the sun! Happy and free, wish I could be part of that world.
What would I give if I could live out of this ocean? What would I pay to spend a day warm on the sand? Betcha on land they accept and bet they will understand the notion: don’t want women! Sick of swimmin’! Ready to stand!
And ready to know what the people know, ask 'em my questions and get some answers… What’s a rainbow? And why is it – what’s the word? –Queer? Get me out of here! Wouldn’t I love, love to explore that shore up above! Out of the sea… Wish I could be part of that world.