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  • Me: Robert is such a good character. His route is possibly the best in the entire game, simply with how it handles his character, and gives an unexpected but amazing ending at the same time. I think it's no contest who my favorite dad i-
  • Craig, passing me during his casual jog: Hey bro!
  • Me, keeling over as I clench my chest: FUCK...
Zodiac Signs at the Grocery Store

Aries: 
“What did I come here for? Whatever I want.”

Taurus:
“I came here for 3 things… but that wine and chocolate though.”

Gemini:
“Forget the bread I came here to listen to the soccer mom drama and the peach at check out.”

Originally posted by gameraboy

Cancer:
“No you need this spice to make it just like my grandmother’s recipe.”

Originally posted by gifsme

Leo:
“Store brand? What are we savages?”

Virgo:
“That is NOT on the list! Wait does that say two for one?”

Libra: 
“But it says it’s a new flavor.”

Originally posted by dyx

Scorpio: 
“I’m only here because I’m hungry… oh and I might have known my ex was going to be here.”

Sagittarius: 
“Who has time to grocery shop?” *orders groceries online or delivery*

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Capricorn: 
“Did you say free samples?”

Originally posted by sheerdisneymagic

Aquarius: 
“Befriending the deli guy opens your world to so many possibilities.”

Pisces: 
*Overfills the basket, obviously needed a cart* “Crap”