nr12grimmauldplace

Maya used to have a really formal voice mail it was like

“Hello you have reached maya’s phone, she is not currently here, please leave your name number and message at the beep”

and so i left a message saying how formal that was and making jokes about it and the next time I call her I get

“I’m sorry but Maya is not currently in range of earth, please leave a message at the beep”

sarCASTIC LIL SHIT