I feel like an NPC character when...

I’m on register at work:
~waits patiently behind counter with absent smile until a customer walks close enough and/or shows necessary amount of interest
~has a set script of prompts in my head to follow during transactions
~cheerful yet non-descript customer service voice and can repeat same exact tone infinitely.
~breaking from prompts or skipping through parts may cause minor glitches, such as accidentally repeating the same prompt again or completely skipping necessary ones
~absentmindedly tends to my area using the same five or so actions in a continuous loop until new person arrives
~Abnormally knowledgeable in my craft
~wears same outfit every day
~Nothing unusual phases me
~walking away and coming back is like a brand new interaction. I have little to no memory of you

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when you’re an NPC whose script forces you to compliment the shitty player

Ready to kill prep in 3..2..1..
This photo will be almost exactly 1 year old by the time I step on stage this summer. I have an entirely different physique coming this time around. Let’s get it @lauren_fit ! #npcbikini #npc #thepardomas #ADOfitness

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Seeing all my beautiful friends compete yesterday made me SO excited for my shows coming up!!! I just finished filming my video explaining Intuitive Eating vs IIFYM, where to start, how to adjust food/training, pros/cons of both, and what red flags are in a program! It’s informative and may seem boring, but I try and make it as simple as possible.
There is so much information out there and it seems so complicated, but it doesn’t need to be and living a healthier lifestyle doesn’t need to be miserable and strict. It’ll be up tonight 😊 #ADOfitness #pardomas #pardomasathlete #npc #npcbikini #iifym #intuitiveeating

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Did a bunch of Papyrus aus I very much enjoy either because of the plot, or the lovely design

1- Papyrus from Undercafe by @cosmicguts

2- Fellwolf!Papyrus design by @sanspar 

3- Seraph!Papyrus from Deitale by @deitaleau

4- Papyrus from Horrortale by @sour-apple-studios

5- Papyrus from Storyshift by @ut-storyshift

6- Peanut Butter Papyrus from Playbacktale by @linssins

I see this as a compilation of 3 years. 3 years of building muscle, 3 years of eating to actually fuel my body, 3 years of learning about what it takes to be a bodybuilder.

Sure, I woke up like this today, but it sure as hell took lots of effort to get here. I have never felt so solid, strong, or confident in my life. So I’m going to wear whatever bikini I want and take as many selfies as I want because I can. I’m going to compete on stage and feel like a goddess because I want to. I’m going to do what I want to.

Shoutout to my beautiful coach @lauren_fit who is competing at norcal today, and my lovely ladies @brittanylesser @mariewoldfitness and @yamimufdi who are hitting the stage for the first time this season as well, I love you all and each of you has had a positive influence on my life and I am eternally grateful for you. #npc #npcnikini #StoneStrong #ADOFitness #pardomasathlete #pardomas #bodybuilding

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