“AND HE NEVER LISTENS TO ME AND HE NEVER PUTS AWAY HIS SOCKS AND HE’S THE WORST SENTRY IN THE WORLD IT’S ALL HIS FAULT THAT UNDYNE WON’T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY AS A GUARD AND NOWWWWW WE’VE LOST THE HUMAN BECAUSE HE WOULDN’T KEEP A GOOD EYE ON THEM MY LIFE IS THE WORST I HATE EVERYTHING BUT I HATE HIS LAZINESS THE MOST AND ANOTHER THING IF MOM WERE HERE SHE’D AGREE WITH ME BECAUSE I THE GREAT PAPYRUS WAS ALWAYS THE FAVORITE-”
“*ugh this again”
“DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHEN I’M BARING MY SOUL YOU POOFY LOUT!!!”
*You tell Flowey that you think the disguises are working.
“*I’m not sure that… we needed… disguises…”
Underfell au/timeline where Sans and Papyrus are really bad at being scary and Frisk wonders why they were ever scared of them to begin with. I call it Blunderfell.