Today in the Community
Hello, our top story tonight, there appears to have been a double homicide involving beloved reporter and talk show host Wilford Warfstace and the entity known as Dark. Police have evidence that both murders were perpetuated by Mark Fischbach earlier this afternoon. The public is advised to proceed with caution as Mr. Fischbach has proven unpredictable as of late.
In other news Dr. Henrik Von Scneeplestein, the man who went missing months ago, has yet to be found. The doctor was last seen performing surgery in August. It is unknown if the good doctor is injured or even still alive but his family and patients are holding onto the hope that he will be found. If you have any information contact police immediately.
Lastly, a fire that started last Febuary is still ravaging two local Tumblr communities. The fire which was thought many times to be contained has claimed countless users sanity and peace of mind. As of now there is no word on when it will be put out.
And now for the weather, Jim?