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HERE’S HOW TO EASILY TELL THAT KEITH IS NOT STRAIGHT (IF IT WASN’T ALREADY OBVIOUS)

These are Matt and Lance’s reactions when they first meet Allura (and she literally falls into Lance’s arms might I add)

She’s obviously like really, really beautiful, that’s been established. And if from first glance these are regular boys’ reactions to her; you might think, hey, maybe if she fell into Keith’s arms literally romantic style he’d have an even more flustered and awe struck reaction…

Well…YOU’RE WRONG

LOOK AT HIM. NOT A BLUSH, REACTION, OR ANYTHING TO A WOMAN WHO IS OBVIOUSLY ATTRACTIVE TO MOST MEN AND PRETTY MUCH ANYONE WHO SEE HER. 

Now you’re probably thinking, maybe Keith just isn’t into Allura like that because he doesn’t have romantic feelings for her. Well you’re right, but it’s also because he doesn’t have romantic feelings for girls at all LOOL.

Keith doesn’t have to be screaming into the void as a reaction to literally holding Allura in his arms like this, but he’d still atleast have some sort of reaction you know? He’d look even a little bit flustered. But he doesn’t, like, at all. 

His reaction is even literally the same when she’s not in his arms anymore

He gives 0 fucks to have just made contact with a girl even though Allura is clearly flustered/embarrassed

But then when someone like Rolo, who is obviously a male and most likely attractive (I’m guessing), comes into the picture doing literally nothing, just look at Keith subtly checking him out, his smirk and posture literally give it all away

LIKE??? AND THAT’S ONLY ONE EXAMPLE

CASED CLOSE PEOPLE, MY SON IS STRAIGHTER THAN A CIRCLE

colonel has a major sweet tooth, and damien is constantly telling him “Candy’s bad for you, William.” when he catches colonel eating candy

fast forward a bit

wilford is just eating some licorice, and dark is passing by, sees it, and just naturally says “Candy’s bad for you, William.” without thinking about it.

he realizes what he said, and freezes up, wilford looks at him confused, because he doesn’t remember his name being william, it’s been so long, and just asks “Who’s William?”

and dark just stomps away grumpily, not wanting to talk about it


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