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100 THINGS ABOUT KYUNGSOO STANS
  1. soft
  2. but also have claws
  3. i mean they come off as soft
  4. but once you piss them off you will not be forgiven
  5. really really really really perverted
  6. honestly in public it’s just a bunch of suggestive winking
  7. don’t misjudge them you’ll be brutally punished
  8. honestly i feel like they’re 70% of smut authors
  9. like smut
  10. like, really like smut
  11. really really like smut
  12. they can’t like without it
  13. smut is like water to them
  14. their frail bodies will not live on
  15. unless they see another ksoo smut 
  16. did i mention that they really like smut
  17. constantly clearing search history it’s funny
  18. have read so much smut they have a list of faves
  19. honestly they even have dreams about the smut they read
  20. anyways they’re really really funny and nice
  21. their jokes are highkey 10/10 quality
  22. very elaborate jokes like you know
  23. the 10 paragraph long jokes
  24. write fucking amazing smut
  25. like it should be a novel
  26. honestly they’re just really really good at things they like
  27. but mostly reading and writing smutty things on tumblr
  28. passionate af about everything that ever existed
  29. a e s t h e t i c .
  30. moodboards for weeks on end
  31. have unique tastes in music that nobody understands
  32. but that doesn’t mean that’ll stop them from enjoying it
  33. honestly they’re just so calm about everything
  34. eXCEPT WHEN KYUNGSOO COMES INTO THE PICTURE
  35. BOY THEY’LL FUCKING KILL FOR KYUNGSOO
  36. I SWEAR THEY HAVE A SHRINE FOR HIM IN THEIR BASEMENT
  37. THEY ALSO HAVE VERY SUGGESTIVE KYUNGSOO DREAMS
  38. THIS BOY HAS RUINED THEIR LIFE
  39. WHY CAN’T THEY RUN AWAY YOU ASK
  40. BECAUSE THEY’VE ACCEPTED THE FACT THAT THEY CAN’T
  41. SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE THEM FROM THIS HELL
  42. also acknowledge the fact that kyungsoo is actual satan
  43. but also acknowledge the fact that he’s a saint that has cleansed their sins
  44. THEY’RE TORN
  45. 50% of them is kyungsoo smut
  46. 50% is self pity because they can’t escape this living hell 
  47. they don’t want to tbh
  48. existential crisis
  49. why are they so scary ?? idk
  50. they come off as scary but deep down they’re a bit insecure
  51. which is honestly so pure because we’re all insecure
  52. we should just hold each other okay today you will hold a kyungsoo stan
  53. probably have rbf
  54. but like the 12% of kyungsoo stans are all smiley
  55. kyungsoo has transformed them as a person
  56. bECAUSE YOU’RE A TRANSFORMER
  57. like watching fanwars on twitter
  58. but don’t like engaging in them because i mean
  59. they like seeing stupid people be stupid people like
  60. it’s so entertaining for them
  61. they pride themselves with the fact they aren’t as stupid as antis
  62. will fucking fight antis if they get too rowdy tho
  63. sometimes they will like fuck u
  64. will just give a subtle fuck u
  65. honestly don’t fuck with them
  66. they will tell you every flaw about you
  67. and then proceed to scream through your screen
  68. honestly don’t mess with any exo stans especially ksoo stans
  69. it’s even scarier when they team up on you
  70. ksoo stans are united by their love for ksoo
  71. they’re very cute but also
  72. in mobs they’re just
  73. “fuck u” isn’t even enough words to explain how they feel
  74. this is irrelevant but BDSM IS THEIR SHIT
  75. HONESTLY I’M DOING THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE BDSM
  76. BDSM IS SCREAMING IN BED BECAUSE KYUNGSOO
  77. KEPT THEM UP ALL NIGHT
  78. also they have a thing for slow songs and roses and smut
  79. they have things for all these kinky things
  80. also probably asses
  81. and thighs
  82. SMUT SMUT SMUT SMUT
  83. did i mention smUT
  84. they’re so soft and
  85. perverted
  86. and it’s precious
  87. and i just feel like they’re screaming YES THIS IS ME
  88. or DO ME RIGHT KSOO
  89. they’re a wreck
  90. so are their ovaries
  91. they’re not ashamed to say that they’re practically dead now
  92. dream of ksoo as the perfect father to their child
  93. like he’d cook for you every night
  94. can turn from fluffy to smutty in 0.15 seconds
  95. wild
  96. wild and sexy ;)
  97. pRAISE THEM
  98. they need love
  99. cuddle a ksoo stan today
  100. SMUTSMUTSMUTSMUTSMUT

Thank you sweet @mimuliliama for tagging me!

Nicknames: Anski, Ansku

Star sign: Aries

Gender: Female

MBTI type: INFJ

Height: Almost 175cm (like almost 5'8") Pretty short for Nordic

Time: 16.30

Birthday: April 5th

Favorite bands: Soooo many, I listen to everything. But my fav is probably something like Imagine Dragons, I liked their new album

Song stuck in my head: Younger now - Miley Cyrus

Favorite solo artists: All the basics and few finnish artists

Last movie I watched: Document movie of Hiroshima, I’m so fascinated about people’s suffering and how evil humanity is… that sounds wrong

Other blogs: @dank-danish

When I created my blog: Fall 2014

What I post about: Funny and relatable stuff

Last thing I googled: Asos

Following: 67, lol

Followers: 203

Favorite color: Yellow

Average hours of sleep: 7-9 hours

Lucky number: I don’t have ‘’one’’ :DD

Instruments: I can somehow play piano and drums

What I’m wearing: Pyjama shorts and oversized t-shirt

How many blankets I sleep with: 1, during winter with 2

Dream job: Makeup artist, working on it right now

Dream trip: Travel all around Europe, I guess

Favorite food: Anything unhealthy lol. Okay chicken salad is nice

Nationality: Finnish

I don’t know who to tag??? @suffering-hetalian @altaria-mom @lunatic-squid-proto or anyone else

Get to Know Me

I was tagged by @aravensdaisies in a get to know you challenge so here goes

Name: Amanda (although sometimes I go by Riley)

Nickname: Crunchy

Zodiac Sign: Capricorn

Height: 5′7

Orientation: Biromantic Asexual

Age: 24

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Favorite Fruit: Cherries!!

Favorite Season: Fall is the best and no one can tell me otherwise

Favorite Book Series: Magnus Chase by Rick Riordan 

Favorite Flower:   Calla Lilu

Favorite Scent: Literally any variation of vanilla

Coffee, tea, or coco: TEA!!!

Cat or dog person: cat

Average hours of sleep: 7-8 (I need my zzz’s y’all)

Favorite fictional characters: Bucky Barnes, Peter Parker, Mark Watney, Wolfgang Bogdanow, Lito Rodriguez…there’s probably more but that’s all I can think of for now

Dream Trip: Drive an RV down the entire coast of California and stop at SDCC on the way

Blog(s): Just this one. Started out as a regular blog, and then I started writing. And Marvel/Star Wars ruined me

Followers: Holy cow, 588!! I never though I’d get that many. Thanks for the love!!

Tagged: @bloo-moon-freak @hufflepuffalien @sammnipple @snapplejuice @magellan-88 @meleedamage 

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