Dan barging into a conversation about dates

Y/N: So Carrie, who are you going to bring as a date for tomorrow’s party?

Carrie: Oh, that’d be Paul. How about you then?

Y/N:I don’t think I’ll have one *laughs*


Y/N: ahahaha no. Plus, it’s too late to get a date now

Carrie: You’ll get one, Y/N.

Y/N: It’s not like some guy would barge in through a door and—

Dan:*barges in* *does GIF*

Carrie: Why is this little shit here? *laughs*

Dan: I come in peace, and for a date. *bows in front of you*

Y/N: You’re such a little shit *laughs*

Outside the Apothecary, Hagrid checked Harry’s list again.

“Just yer wand left - A yeah, an’ I still haven’t got yeh a birthday

Harry felt himself go red.

“You don’t have to —”

“I know I don’t have to. Tell yeh what, I’ll get yer animal. Not a toad,
toads went outta fashion years ago, yeh’d be laughed at - an’ I don’
like cats, they make me sneeze. I’ll get yer an owl. All the kids want
owls, they’re dead useful, carry yer mail an’ everythin’.”

Twenty minutes later, they left Eeylops Owl Emporium, which had been
dark and full of rustling and flickering, jewel-bright eyes. Harry now
carried a large cage that held a beautiful snowy owl, fast asleep with
her head under her wing. He couldn’t stop stammering his thanks,
sounding just like Professor Quirrell.

angel things

  • I’m fallen but I’m not Fallen
  • honey milk
  • the community on tumblr is literally dead where do i meet siblings
  • ha, so it doesn’t actually matter if i live up to expectations I’m not Human™. i just have to enjoy life. i proceed to get a great deal of enjoyment out of everything
  • that one song, that is you as an angel
  • you act literally nothing like an angel but you’ve got wings so,
  • blasphemy!
  • everyone is always saying holy, holy, holy and you get it but like, can we have a day off? we’re human now, we get those.
  • hating corruption with a righteous fury. capitalism was bad before but now you want to smite the people who could corrupt and ruin so many lives.
  • was a supernatural fan at one point and you still love castiel but the real cas is probably ~different~
  • even though you know what you are you still second guess yourself because everyone else wouldn’t believe you if you told them
  • flowers, sunrises/sets, favourite drinks, friends are all literally awe inspiring now
  • carrying your blade with you everywhere because what if you need it
  • the need to protect burns in you, driving you

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