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You know, this is still fucking bothering me.

When I used to get really pissed off at people for saying bigoted shit, and then later find out or be told they’re a teenager, I would get massive hate for apparently “picking on them”.

Now that I actively check the age of who I’m talking with on the Internet beforehand, and adjust my behavior appropriately for the person’s age, I STILL get massive hate for apparently “picking on them”.

I really have to wonder if it’s people just wanting to vehemently defend bigoted teenagers rather than consider the gravity of what the fuck they’re saying.

Like I said in the last post about this, marginalized teenagers don’t have the luxury of being coddled and babied whenever they have to deal with bigoted shit being said in their direction.

So what is the real reason here?

Why don’t these people seem to ever come to the aid of marginalized teenagers who are being called racial slurs, homophobic slurs, transphobic slurs, and so on and so forth?

Why does it always feel like it’s the teenagers saying fucked up shit who are defended and protected?

Why?

in honour of the new Tumblr update i shall now post the entire Minion Movie script

Minions.

Minions have been on this planet

far longer than we have.

They go by many names.

Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.

Oh, that one is Norbert.

He’s an idiot.

They’re all different.

But they all share the same goal.

To serve the most despicable master

they could find.

Boss!

Making their master happy was

the tribe’s very reason for existence.

But that’s not to say that

they didnt have other passions.

- Look. It’s a banana.

- Move over.

It’s a banana.

Ha-hah-ha.

Yum yum.

Huh?

Finding a Boss was easy.

But keeping a Boss,

therein lies the problem.

Whoa!

Oh.

Nope,

it wasn’t easy for these guys.

But they never gave up.

With the emergence of the stone age

came the rise of a new species.

Man was very different

from the dinosaur.

He was shorter, hairier

and way, way smarter.

The minions took an instant liking to Man

and helped him as best they could.

Oh, no no…

Here. A present.

- This?

- Yes yes yes.

For hitting.

Ut-ut.

Aw!

Poor man.

So trusting, so fragile, so, so delicious.

Their quest for a boss put the minions front and center

for some of the civilization most historic moments.

Ancient Egypt held great promise.

Okay!

But it didn’t last long.

Hmm.

Oh.

Here.

Yup.

Aw!

The dark ages

were actually fun times.

Their new master had a tendency

to party all night and sleep all day.

Ahem.

Yoo-hoo.

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY

Oh.

Oh, eventually the party is over.

Achoo.

They bounce from

one evil master to another.

But they never seemed

to find their perfect fit.

One particular employer took

their failure very very badly.

The Minions had no other choice

but to keep moving.

And then,

when all hopes seem lost.

They found sanctuary.

The Minions were safe.

Years passed as the Minions

forged their own civilization.

They truly made a life

for themselves.

But something just wasn’t right.

They felt empty inside.

Without a master, they had no purpose.

They became aimless

and depressed.

If this continue any longer,

the Minions would perish.

But all was not lost,

for one Minion had a plan.

His name was Kevin.

He was excited to share

his idea with the tribe.

He’d been preparing for

days, weeks, months.

But now he was ready…

Kevin would leave the cave,

go back to the outside world

and he would not return until he had found his

tribe the biggest baddest villain deserved.

But he needed help.

Me! Me.

Choose me.

- Bob was eager to go.

- Kevin?

But Kevin felt he was just not strong

enough for the dangerous journey ahead.

Uh, no.

another Minion!

Me.

Choose me.

Me! Choose me!

Aw.

Me!

Come, choose me.

Luckily someone stepped up.

- Huh?

- Stuart! Come here.

Huh. Me? Me?

Oh, thank you.

Truth be told. Stuart had no idea

what he was chose for.

Huh!

Wh-Why?

But was thrilled that

people cheered for him.

One more!

Me!

I am strong.

See here.

See!

- Oh.

- Oh.

Uh… okay.

One more.

Kevin.

Choose me.

Please.

Choose me, Kevin.

- Come here.

- Yeah! Ha ha.

Eventually, Bob’s energy and enthusiasm

but mostly lack of other volunteers

changed Kevin’s mind.

- Kumbaya!

- Kumbaya!

Kumbaya.

Big boss!

Big boss!

The tribe said their farewells.

Kevin had given them something

they haven’t had in a long time.

- Hope.

- Kevin.

- Bob.

- Big boss! Big boss!

Hey.

Tony, good luck to you.

Tom.

Take care.

And Chris.

See you later.

- Hey Bob, you coming.

- Yes, yes.

Big boss!

Big boss!

Bye bye.

Kevin felt pride. He was going

to be the one to save his tribe.

Stuart felt, hungry mostly.

He was going to be the one

to eat this banana.

- And Bob

- Oh.

Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.

And they were off.

Off, to find their new boss.

NEW YORK, 1968

- Oh, look at that one.

- Whoa!

Whoa.

Look at that one.

- Peace!

- Make love, not war!

Peace to the world.

The store is now closing.

- Hey, what are you doing?

- Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Bob, where you?

- Get away from that.

Oh, Kevin.

And welcome back to

the Dating Game.

Well Jennifer.

Have you decided

which of these 3 gentlemen,

you’ll go on a date with?

- Is it Bob?

- Yeah. Go Bob.

- Kevin.

- Look, it’s Kevin.

- Or will it be Stuart?

- Oh, Yo Stuart.

Gosh. This is so hard.

They all sounded so cute.

I think I’m going to go with…

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- Hey. Girl’s got to make a living.

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Heh-heh-heh.

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Ha-ha!

Oh yeah, far out.

Welcome to Wayne, buddy.

Oh, Walter look. These adorable little

freaks are heading to Orlando too.

Yeah, I see that.

Hey, Walter Junior.

- What’s happening? Tina

- Hi

Pinkie. What do you say

we give these fellows a ride?

- New friends.

- All aboard the Nelson Express.

You, one eye,

You’re sitting next to me.

Glad we came along before

some weirdos picked you up.

Who wants apple slices?

Oh, you too.

Growing of a… boy like…

creatures need their strength.

Yeah.

Thanks, man.

Alrighty.

Who needs to stretch their legs?

- Yeah!

- Me me me.

You wait right here.

We’ll be right back.

Okay, Nelsons.

Let’s do this.

Go.

Go go go.

Okey dokey, on the road again.

Dad, we got company.

It’s because I tripped the alarm.

- I stink.

- Hey.

We all make mistakes, sugar plum.

You’re still learning.

Whoa.

What!

- Your father’s right, Tina.

- Reload.

- He wasnt this good at being evil overnight.

- Reload.

Your time is coming.

Ah, it’s jammed.

Huh?

- Okay, who did that?

- It’s Stuart.

- But but.

- That was great.

Ha ha ha.

Thank you.

Say, fellows.

Can I get personal for a second?

Why are you going to Orlando?

Come on, you can tell us,

You’re going to Villain-Con, aren’t you?

Yes, Villain-Con.

Villain-con.

Wow, so many bad guys in the car.

- What fun.

- I knew it.

I knew you were villains.

Didn’t I, honey?

What a small world.

Hope we’re not in rival gangs.

Heh heh heh.

Pinkie, don’t.

Baby, huh?

When we get to Orlando, I’m going to get

my favorite villains to sign my magazine.

Dumo the Sumo.

Oh, Kevin! You don’t want to work for him.

He ate his last henchman.

Frankie Fishlips.

He lives in the ocean.

Uh.

- Can you breathe under water?

- So so.

Oh oh oh.

Look at her, Scarlet Overkill.

The coolest supervillain, like ever.

She started out as your average

little girl. Bracers, pig tails.

But, by the time she was 13,

She built a criminal empire.

If I was a Minion,

that’s who I would work for.

- Here we are, a beautiful Orlando.

- Yeah, we’re here!

Hey gang, watch this.

Welcome to the bait shop,

how can I help you?

Yeah, hi.

We are here for so much fun,

It’s a crime,

Woo-hoo.

Yeh!

We’re at Villain-Con.

We’re at Villain-Con!

Alright, here we go.

Well, this is it. I want to tell you

and I really I mean this.

I’m really appreciate what you did

back there with the cops. Really.

Dad! It’s Frankie Fishlips.

- I can smell him from here!

- Junior, get my camera.

Good luck in there, boys.

I hope you find what

you are looking for.

- Yeah, bye.

- Bye.

- And here comes Villain-Con!

- Ha ha.

- Yeah Villain-con!

- Ya-hoo.

Any evil talents?

Not bad.

What about you?

Any evil talents?

Hello. La la la.

La la la. Eh?

That’s not evil, or a talent.

Hello!

Laa! Ha ha.

No?

I’m sorry, but I’m not looking

for any more servants.

Because I, Professor Flux,

have invented the

world’s first Time machine,

Every time I visit the future,

I bring my future self back to help me.

Hello.

Who’s that over there,

Professor Flux from 2 weeks from now?

As you can see,

I don’t need any help.

Oh. Way to go, guys.

We killed the original.

Villain-con

presents our keynote speaker.

Scarlet Overkill.

The world’s first female supervillain.

Appearing right now in Hall 8.

Are you ready?

Go.

Scarlet Overkill.

Ha.

Doesn’t it feel so good

to be bad?

- Scarlet. Scarlet.

- Hu-hu-hu.

Ha-ha-ha…

Wow.

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Okay.

Shh shh shh.

When I started out, people said a woman could

never rob a bank as well as a man. Well.

Time’s changed.

I love you, Scarlet!

Look at all those faces out there,

we are all so different.

But we have one thing in common.

We were born with flippers.

No?

Just me?

Okay.

We have big dreams, and we will

do anything to make them come true.

Have any of you ever dreamt of working

for the greatest supervillain of all time?

Heh-heh-heh.

Well.

What if I were to tell you, that I

am looking for new henchmen!

I truly believe somewhere out there is a

villain with the potential to serve greatness.

- And it could be any of you.

- Whoa.

Although let’s not kid ourselves.

Truly the man for this job

are Kevin and his Minions.

10 times the evil and

half the package.

I’m just in awe.

Let’s hear it for Kevin.

He saved his tribe!

Kevin!

Kevin!

- Kevin Kevin Kev…

- Hey, Kevin. Hey.

Aw.

So.

How should we do this?

Hmm.

Oh.

You see this tiny little trinket?

Well, just take it from my hand

and you got the job.

No big deal,

it’s almost too simple.

Eh heh heh.

Oh, come on, don’t be afraid.

Just take the stone and get that job.

- Come on.

- Oh, okay.

That job is mine.

Now, go easy on me.

Heh-heh-heh.

Aw!

Love the costume.

Ha!

So cool!

Is no one good enough?

Bob!

Hi ya!

Ah!

Didn’t my speech inspired anyone

to rise up and prove

themselves worthy?

All these villains, and yet

I still have the-bear.

Stuffed bear.

Why am I holding a bear?

- Oh.

- Who has the ruby?

Wow.

Who, who are you?

My… knights

in shining denim.

I’m Kevin. This is Stuart and Bob.

- Minions!

- That was incredible.

Behold, the last creatures

you expect to win the day.

The emerged victorious.

Everyone, meet my new henchmen.

The Minions!

- Kumbaya! Ha ha!

- Kumbaya!

Kumbaya!

Hey! I know those guys.

I gave them a ride here.

Woo.

Hoo-hoo-hoo.

Buckle up, boys.

Next stop, England.

Hello.

Hey, Kevin.

Eh.

With Boss, in England.

Oh. Uh… hello Kevin.

Did-Did you say England.

Uh-huh.

The boss, yes.

Scarlet Overkill.

Ah.

Hello.

Hello?

Oh. He hung up.

Hello.

Wow.

Here we go.

Come here.

By the way.

I really like your bear.

- Herb, my baby.

- You know I am.

How did it go?

Were you evil?

- So evil.

- Oh!

A little bird dropped

this off today.

I Missed You!

H.

It’s me, I’m the “H”.

Also, there was no bird.

Also me.

Herb, seriously.

I want to dig up that

William Shakespeare,

so he can see

what true writing is.

I love it.

That works because I love you.

Well, I love you too.

Boys.

Could you come here please?

Meet my husband, Herb.

Inventor, super genius, fox.

Herb, these are the new recruits.

Kevin, Stuart and

that cute little one is Bob.

Right on. You guys are crazy little and

way yellow, and I digged that.

Sweet, man.

- Wow.

- Cool house.

I know, right?

Just a few thing I stole

to help fill the void.

Checking out my can?

We stole that because finally

someone expressed my love

of soup in painting form.

- Wow.

- Woo.

Okay, listen up.

It is time to get down to business.

Do you know who this is?

Uh.

La cockroach?

This is Queen Elizabeth,

ruler of England.

I love England.

Their music, the fashion.

I’m seriously thinking about

overthrowing it someday.

Anyway. This pale drinking water

oversees it all.

I’m her biggest fan,

loved her work.

And I really really really

want her crown.

Stealing the crown and

all your dreams come true.

Respect!

Power!

Banana!

Banana!

Huh, Henry!

No.

Oh oh, no.

Don’t get too close, boys.

When it’s completed, it will

be my ultimate weapon. But.

Right now, it’s leaking radiation.

Like you would not believe.

So you’re here for gear.

- Bob, Robert, Bobby my boy.

- Yes?

You get my far out stretch suit.

Kevin, Kevo, Seventh Kevin.

You are the proud owner

of my Lava Lamp gun.

This baby shoots actual lava.

Pretty cool, right?

And finally, Stu, Stu-art,

Stuperman, Pitstu.

I got you the coolest invention,

probably ever.

Hypno hat!

You can use it

to hypnotize anyone.

Anyone!

Oh, you look so great.

I feel like a proud mama

with 3 dashing evil sons.

Uh. Scarlet. Scarlet.

No, no, don’t say anything,

I wouldn’t understand.

It’s getting late, you had a big day.

You must be exhausted.

Wow.

He can sure bounce.

Well, maybe I’ll settle them down

with a bedtime story.

How does that sound, Bob?

Bob? Bob?

Bob!

Oh.

Bedtime story?

That, is a groovy idea,

I’ll go get some cookies and warm milk.

This is going to be so fun!

And the bedtime story.

Oh, yes, I’ve got a really really

good bedtime borey.

Once upon a time

there were 3 little pigs.

One fateful day, the pigs

encountered a big bad wolf,

who had a wonderful

surprise for them,

The wolf offered the 3 piggies and

all their friends a job working for her.

Everyone would be so happy.

All the 3 little piggies had to do

was just steal one little crown.

That the beautiful wolf had wanted ever since

she was a penniless little street cub.

Unloved and abandoned.

But that crown would mean

she was a princess.

And everybody loves the princess.

So, the wolf sent the

piggies to get that crown.

But the little piggies weren’t

up to the challenge.

They failed their mission.

So the wolf huffed and puffed

and she blew them off

the face of the earth.

The End.

Good luck getting the crown

tomorrow, little piggies.

I know you won’t disappoint me.

TOWER OF LONDON

TOWER OF LONDON - LONDON

Hello.

3 please.

You are not allowed

to enter without an adult.

Scram, hooligans.

How many tickets, please?

3, please.

1 please.

- Enjoy yourself, love.

- Thank you.

Hey!

What are you doing here?

This is a restricted area!

Hands in the air!

Let me do it.

Stop that!

Get back!

So.

You came for the

queen’s crown, did you?

Well, you’re gonna

have to get through me.

The keeper of the crown.

You think it’s funny

to mock the elderly, do ya?

I’ve been up here for decades.

Just waiting for someone to try

and steal the queen’s treasure.

Okay.

Me will do it.

What are you saying?

And I don’t care!

Hee hee.

Ha ha ha.

Oh no, you don’t.

Get out of the way.

Hello.

Hello.

- Stop the bloke!

- Stop him, men!

- To the legs.

- Freeze.

Aw.

Manic.

Kevin!

The Queen’s been kidnapped, Sgt.

Blimey!

- What’s going on?

- Hello.

Gentlemen do not steal

ladies’ crowns!

Oh, no no no…

Oh-Oh dear!

You scoundrel.

After them!

Stop the blighter!

Stop the blighter!

You’re surrounded.

Oh, blimey!

One of England’s most famous myths

has become a reality.

As a new king has been crowned.

Bob, who appears to be

a bald jaundice child

Has pulled the famed sword

right from it’s stone

which legend dictates,

makes him the new king,

Tiny yellow traitor!

Ah-ha-ha.

England!

England!

England!

England.

- England.

- England.

- England.

- England.

Hello, King Bob.

Welcome to Buckingham Palace.

Uh.

No.

Oh.

What’s the matter, Your Majesty?

Whatever is bothering you,

we can make it right.

- Just name it.

- Oh.

King Bob!

- Yeh!

- Hurrah!

- King Bob!

- Yeh.

King Bob!

Whoa, wait.

- Yee-ha!

- King Bob.

Yes, King Bob.

King Bob?

King Bob?

Ball…

How dare you.

Aw!

Scarlet.

Don’t you Scarlet me.

You backstabbing little traitors!

Using Herb’s inventions

to steal my crown!

I feel used not going to lie.

You stole my dream.

I was going to conquer

England some day.

There was going

to be a coronation.

And I was going

to be made queen,

Every moment was planned.

I would wear a dress

so sparkly and glowed.

And everyone whoever doubted me

Would be watching

and they would be crying.

I was going to be the picture

of elegance and class!

And you pinheads screwed it up!

No no no.

The crown, for you.

No, no no.

King Bob.

You cannot just abdicate the throne.

Who invited the square?

And you definitely cannot just

give the job to this woman.

There are laws.

Laws?

Bob King has official changed the law.

Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill

to be crowned Queen of England,

She will be coronated at London’s

historic Westminster Abbey.

If I’m wasn’t so polite,

I say this spells certain

doom for the country,

If not, the world.

But, I’m so very polite,

that I shall keep my mouth shut.

But, seriously,

we are all in big trouble.

I don’t have time

to answer any questions.

I’m just above and

beyond the call of duty.

You are 3 tiny golden

pill shaped miracle workers.

And you have stolen not just England,

but my heart.

- Scarlet, over here.

- Over here.

Pardon Me?

Wow, so many.

Good for you,

Well.

You all get what you deserved.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Problem.

I don’t want you to

take this the wrong way.

But I hate you.

I thought I could

get over what you did.

But I feel so betrayed.

I think, yes, I think

we’re gonna have to break up.

And it’s not you.

Oh wait, hold on.

It is you.

It’s a 100% you.

Huh.

No no.

So get comfortable, Minions.

Get real real comfortable.

Because this is where you’re going to spend

the rest of your worthless little lives.

Alright, let’s do this.

Who’s this handsome Herb fellow?

No, My name is Blerb.

I’m a-a dungeon master.

Prepared for torture, which I do.

Alright, are we comfy?

Doesn’t matter.

This is torture.

Wow, harder than I thought.

Next machine.

Oh, welcome to hang town.

Population, you.

Cut it out.

This is really unprofessional.

No laughing in the dungeon,

I want to see tears and

I want to hear screams.

Or I’m gonna get…

- Wait.

- Hey.

Eww, I’ve got a groovy idea.

Look at this.

Ah-ha-ha.

Hello, the future King Herb Overkill.

Please come upstairs to

prepare for the coronation.

Well, I hope you learn

your lesson for today.

And by the way, it was me,

Herb, the whole time.

I don’t even know

anyone named Blerb.

I am hours away from becoming

the Queen of England.

I know, it’s a gas.

- I will finally get my crown.

- Yeah.

It’s all I ever wanted.

I’m going to be so happy.

But, let me ask you

something, Fabrice.

Does that,

look like this to you?

Mrs. Overkill, the hair in the picture

is just 2 wavy lines.

So. So what now,

you’re an art critic?

I drew that when

I was 5 years old.

Get out of my sight.

Bye, Fabrice.

I liked him, he was fun.

So, what do you think

of the dress?

Oh, it’s so beautiful,

so fashion forward,

so Valentino.

Got the sweetheart neckline

because you’re my sweetheart.

The high colored and cinch waist reflect

a simpler more valentine.

The material is a blend of taffeta

and high density body armor.

Fully armed and loaded.

And they glow.

That’s nuclear.

Nice.

Just one more thing to do.

Got to look good for the public.

- Do you mind?

- My pleasure.

A little tighter, sweetie.

Come on, I can take it.

A little tighter.

Tighter.

Must have tighter waist.

Seems to work.

Seems to work.

Losing feeling in my legs.

Perfect.

Tight, tight tight tight.

Bob, Stuart.

- Huh?

- Help me.

Lift up.

Lift up.

Lift up.

Lift up.

Help me.

Help me!

I love you, Scarlet!

Queen wave. Queen wave.

Queen waving.

I’m so so excited. This is perfect.

Everyone looks so nice.

Oh, you’re just adorable.

Oh.

Yes!

And that music.

Who is that organist?

She’s good.

Right?

She looks like an Edna.

- Edna! You’re very good.

- Who’s that?

Thanks for doing this, Padre.

Big fan.

Come here, let me squeeze you.

You’re so squishy.

Will you to your power cause Law

and Justice, in Mercy,

Do you Scarlet Overkill…

I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,

the Queen of England.

Kevin.

Scarlet. Scarlet.

My queen.

Somebody help me!

Come on, come on.

Lift on 2.

1, 2…

- Scarlet, you’re okay.

- He tried to kill me!

Guys. This is no

longer a coronation.

It is an execution!

Get them!

Whoa Nelly!

Run fellows, run!

You are mine.

Hey.

I’ve got one.

Mind the gap.

Mind the gap.

Mind the gap.

Mind the gap.

Now, what about this one.

Why did the Queen

go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned.

Ha-ha-ha.

Tell us another one, Lizzie.

Oh, it’s you,

Everyone, this is one of the little fellows

who stole the monarchy from me.

And hows that

working out for you?

Oh, yes yes.

I saw what was going on, on the telly.

What was meant to be the coronation of

Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong.

Kevin. Kevin.

I know you’re out there.

You think you’d gotten away,

well, what do we have here?

Bob?

Stuart?

Which one shall I kill first?

Little Bob. Stuart.

Bob. Stuart. Hmm.

I will do it, Kevin,

if you’re not back here by dawn.

Oh my.

There he is.

Follow me.

Harder.

It’s just my head.

This way. Go get him.

Go-go-go…

Ultimate weapon initiated.

Activation in 3, 2, 1.

Hello.

This is it, boys.

Things do not look good for you.

Oh.

And I’m keeping the bear.

You’re not going to need it

in where you’re going.

Heaven.

Bye bye. Say bye bye, Bob.

Bye bye.

Wait, what?

How did he?

Hold my bear.

So, that’s your plan?

Make yourself a bigger target?

Ha-ha-ha.

YAH!

Ha ha ha ha.

And so help me.

I never want to see another one

of your goofy buttered faces ever again!

Scarlet!

Scarlet!

What?

Scarlet!

Scarlet!

Oh, you got to be kidding me.

Oh no, you don’t.

Ha!

And just for the record,

my little deviled eggs.

You can thank Kevin for

what I’m about to do to you!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Tony!

Hey hey.

Tom!

And Chris!

Eww.

Enough!

This… ends… now…!

Ha-ha-ha, you imbecile.

Have fun exploding.

Take me home…

- What’s the rush?

- Got to get out of here.

Let… us… go!

Whoa!

No, no no no…

Kevin!

Look!

Ouch.

Ladies and gentlemen.

We are here today

to celebrate the Minions.

The country owes you a

great debt of gratitude.

Bob, you were a wise and

noble king for all of 8 hours.

So for you,

I offer this tiny crown

for your Teddy Bear, Tim.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh.

Very good, Bob.

Oh…

Oh, spectacular!

I’m so proud of you boys.

- Oh, Stuart.

- Ah.

For you, I have this beautiful,

super duper incredible

snow globe.

And, look look.

Hours of excitement.

Oh, ah. Yippee.

Thank you.

Oh, Stuart.

We’re just messing with you.

Don’t be mad at me.

It’s was Kevin’s idea.

We have a much

better surprise for you.

Here.

A Super Mega Ukulele.

Wo-Wow.

Cool.

Thank you.

Right.

And finally, Kevin.

You are hero of the

highest order.

For your bravery and valor,

I am knighting you.

From here on out,

you are Sir Kevin.

Well done.

What a beautiful moment.

- Kumbaya!

- Kumbaya!

The nation and the world was

celebrating Kevin, Stuart, and Bob,

that last few thousand years

weren’t enough.

No question but things were

finally going their way.

Kevin had never been more proud.

But something was missing.

Ha ha, yes. Good show

Good show.

My crown is gone.

It’s gone!

- Blimey!

- She lost the crown.

Ha-ha-ha…

They took everything from me.

My castle.

My reputation.

Things looked bleak, baby,

I’m not gonna lie.

But now, at least,

I have my crown!

Child, give me that back.

No, I don’t think so.

You have no idea

who you are messing with.

I’m the greatest

supervillain of all time.

Oh, who are you?

Are you really going to allow that

little penguin to make off with my crown?

Oh, Herb.

I’m done.

For Me?

Oh.

Yes, for you.

Bye bye.

Big boss!

And that is how the Minions

found their new boss.

He was cunning.

He was evil.

He was perfect.

He was…

despicable.

REDBUBBLE!!!

I’ve opened up a shop on Redbubble, which you can find here:

SallyVinter’s Redbubble Shop

I only have a handful of items posted there right now using some of my artwork, but I will be uploading more in the near future (I need to go through my archives and pull the High Resolution files)

Here’s a small sampling of what you can find on there right now:



If there’s anything in my gallery that you WANT to be in my Redbubble Shop, let me know and I’ll see what I can do ^w^

timelessartist said: If you could post this for your followers: I need someone to take my two adult girls. One of my rats is on the right side in the picture above, her name is Luna. I don’t have a picture of the other one, but she’s also a hooded, dumbo, albino rat named Fifi  I live in Northridge, CA, and need to find someone in the nearby area. My family at home is watching them right now but I need to find someone to take them soon because I don’t know how much longer they’ll watch them. They’re super sweet and easy to take care of. I can provide more information for those that are interested. I am also willing to provide transport to surrounding areas up to roughly 15 miles. Thank you!

(If anyone can help take in these sweet girls, please contact timelessartist directly!)

character creation

(should I start a skyrim blog for these kinds of posts? do you find them annoying? let me know)

So it’s funny how much I actually roleplay in Skyrim when slipping into the guise of different characters. Phil, for example, HATES draugr. Maybe not as much now that he can stealth-kick their butts more easily, but he still loathes the creepy sound of them shuffling around.

Phil: Why couldn’t those dumb Nords have tied their feet if they knew this sort of thing happened with the dead?? Then this whole problem could have been avoided.

But my second character (who I won’t name yet I’m just waiting to make an intro post) doesn’t mind draugr, in fact he kinda likes them. “Don’t blame the draugr, poor things don’t know any better” is his mentality. I think he probably tries to talk to them but ends up getting smacked with an ancient Nord sword for his trouble. :P

John #24

Okay so it’s 1:20am and I have to go to bed cos I can hear birds (way too early, stupid birds) but I’m pretty overall happy enough to post it.

Funnily enough, preludeinz, #24 was the one I sorta figured for John anyway, when I was looking at them, so thanks for a great choice. I had fun doing it.

Reference was a HQ screencap posted by thunderbirdthor​ but I can’t find the right post for a link right now sorryyyy but thank you for posting them! Twas exceedingly beneficial!

I find this new tumblr update really hard to read. There is so little to differentiate between different comments now, so reading any sort of reblog chain takes so much more energy than it did before. And if it’s a reblog of something with no comments, I’m finding it really hard to tell whether or not it’s a reblog.

Is anyone else having this problem?

Taken 9/1. If I don’t post this, then I’ll never hold myself accountable, no matter how embarrassing this is for me.


Finding balance is incredibly hard. It doesn’t matter if you’re “recovered,” you still have to put in the work and effort day in and day out. I’m realizing that now. You can’t eat clean and work out hard for 6 months, throw your hands in the air, and yell “DONE!” No, you have to keep showing up, day after day, keep prioritizing it, and keep pushing yourself. I’m glad I’m recovered from EDs but I need to draw the line somewhere and get healthy again. It isn’t enough to eat clean 50% of the time. I’m sacrificing my health and my future. Not to mention, it gets old really fast when I don’t “look like a vegan.” That’s the part that probably destroys me the most - even though that’s a total misconception and myth that vegans are all skinny. I’ve definitely been a junk food vegan on and off for the last 2 years. Anyways, this is a lot of rambling.


If you want to join me in “showing up” and “pushing yourself” and “reprioritizing your health” and all that good stuff, subscribe to my mailing list on organicnhappy.com and join me in using #organicandhappy so we can get inspired by one another! Anyways. Going to the gym because I need to start living there 😂❤️✔️

url change

so basically, my parents found out my url and now i have to change it in case they look me up because they can’t find out about me being nb

if you guys could vote in this poll here so i can know which of my saved urls to pick, send me a message saying you’ve voted, and maybe reblog this post, i’ll do any one of the following:

  • follow you if i’m not already!
  • rebloop your selfie with something nice in the tags!
  • tell you what things your name reminds me of!

thank you so much!!! 

UGH my godddd, I basically like things and share articles on facebook, that’s it and I find it makes me so angry now that I don’t think I can do that anymore.
All my ex does is post feminism themed articles and ones about gender roles, like he’s actively against them, like he even has an opinion on them which he hasn’t for the last 7years.
Don’t get me wrong, if you’re a single dad or any decent father really, who has a daughter you’re having a hand in raising its more than beneficial for you to be a feminist and be aware of the obstacles girls and women have thrown at them but honestly WHY do you get more praise than us. Why is it father’s being wonderful and just women making noise?
I’m tired of friends telling him he’s doing so well for you know BEING AROUND and actively parenting, why does he get praise for being a fucking human.

There’s also ones he’s deleted because they’ve got a comment from his girlfriend on, a comment stream of her telling him he’s a wonderful father and him playing his ‘aw shucks, just doing my job’ role. And I feel like he deleted it because he knew it would make me crazy.
“Youre such a wonderful man” says the woman he started dating whilst we were still living together.
I don’t think anything he does could be more for show right now.

Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

Cards Against Marvel

Hey guys, we had a bit of a dry spell with the games, but we’re starting to make a comeback.  It’s easy to miss when a game is posted, so I want to make a master list for our frequent card players.  If you have played before and want to be added to the list and notified of new games, please like or reblog this post. 

New players are always welcome, but for right now, I’m trying to track down the people who have already participated at least a few times, because there are quite a few and I always feel like I am forgetting people.  After I get this list going, I will add a section for new players.

I am going to tag some of the people that I know for sure are (or used to be) regulars.  If you guys think this is a good idea, I would appreciate it if you reblog this and help me find more people.  Some people aren’t here because tumblr wouldn’t let me tag them for whatever reason.  Feel free to tag other people you think should see this.

redstar-whitestar kara-barnes cptnbarncs viper-seven winterlace sarah-the-ninja hikku kittyaugust drbossybeck kayoss-theerie jamesrbarnes

If I have tagged you and you don’t want to be on the master list, just let me know and I will take you off. 

Thanks guys!  I hope we can make this a more regular thing.  Possibly we can have semi-scheduled game times on the weekends, when it’s easier for people in different time zones to keep weird hours.

Announcing landsbeyondthemes!

For a while now I have been working on learning how to code, and I finally feel comfortable enough to code my own themes. In order to keep everything neat and organized, I made a theme blog, where I will be posting my themes and reblogging resources and tutorials. I have released one theme so far (the theme I’m currently using on my main blog), and am already working on another.

The themes I make will all be simple themes, no fancy effects, with larger font sizes than what you usually find on other custom themes. The goal is to have easily navigable themes that are easy to read. I will try to make as much of the colors and font sizes and images customizable as I can, so that you can have freedom to easily personalize your theme if you don’t know much about coding. You will also be able to ask me questions about my themes, if you are having trouble customizing/installing them.

I never graduated from college. I did a year and dropped out. I see a lot of college related anxiety posts on here and I wanna tell you kids, it’s not the end of the world. There are opportunities out there after college, or dropping out. Opportunities that wouldn’t have shown up in college.

I dropped out as a music major, and now I’m finding out that I’m excelling in the auto industry. I don’t know shit about cars. I can barely change my oil. And my father is an ACE certified master mechanic. But I never stopped learning. The world around you offers endless chances to further your own knowledge, and further your own career.

It might not be the art that you wanted, but realize that something’s are better off as a hobby. That sounds pessimistic, but bukowski was a mailman for years before he found his voice as a writer.

Sometimes you can find a job that you enjoy, that you never knew you had a knack for, that you never would have guessed, but allows you to do the things you love In Your spare time.

Don’t give up. Do t stress too much, you have the world ahead of you. If I somehow did it, You can do it.

anonymous asked:

I just saw another anon post that earlier today now. Even if people request on anon, just don't answer it and queue it? Why should I have to go out of my way to blacklist something when it's only your blog. Or why should I unfollow a blog I enjoy while myself and others find the constantly public asks annoying

Okay, okay like I totally understand that it’s annoying to you and other people but it’s just a way of being systematic. For me, personally (and I’m only speaking as me, not the other mods here) it let’s me know what’s happening or whatever because it can trigger my anxiety when I don’t have an order or a system to things. I know you’re only here for the pictures, and I respect that, but please also respect that it is being done for a reason and believe me it makes me feel bad to annoy/upset people in any way, shape or form. ♥Rosie

I made a blog for the dreamcatcher au!

Yes friends, due to people not able to find posts and the sudden growth and interest I have now created an archive blog here! ygo-dreamcatcher-au The blog will be run by me (the au is a collabrative effort between me and squigglydigg, but she’s busy as it is bless her) and will also do Q&A’s for any theorizing or fan art you guys wanna add~ There’s nothing there yet, not even themed XD, but I’ll make it nice and pretty for you guys with helpful tags to search through the blog like characters, comics and theories once I have everything on there, hope you like it! 💙

In the course of writing my personal essay I have discovered a potentially awesome post-professional degree that I would want to do in Movement Science. Specifically, I would bridge the biomechanics of jiujitsu into mainstream athletic journals and other cool stuff.

That would mean I would ultimately have two two doctorates: a DPT (doctor of physical therapy) and a PhD. Now that’s marketable material. I hope I can find me a nerd of a wife to complement that. Meanwhile I need to haul ass and get ready for the GRE in six days. Aughahahhagahahajhjhhghhgghh

So I caught the update and once the suddenness wore off, it’s not as bad as I was expecting. It certainly looks a lot cleaner and it’s nice not to have to scroll up long posts to see who the fuck said what.

One of the complaints I saw was for roleplays and since this used to be a roleplay blog I went back and got one of my old roleplays to see what it would look like in the new style vs the old one- tbh I would have loved this back when I was roleplaying! The block quotes make everything so much more streamlined than they were before, and you can get in more replies without it squishing.

Now, for long posts you’ll still need to find a way to trim your posts- but for chat rps, one line at a time? You can go much longer without it causing a problem.

Personally, I don’t hate the new update. It’ll take time to get used to, but so does every other update from Tumblr. And there’s things I do enjoy about it.

(By the way, if you have read more now, it now works in reblogs, which is one possible way to get around the post-trimming problem with novella-length rpers, which means you’ll have to trim your posts significantly less than before. Just a thought.)