now you're on the internet

when you log on to relax and are immediately flooded with negativity

Dan and Phil themed asks
  • Pinof: talk about your best friend
  • the vday video: what's your biggest regret?
  • dan: if you need to vent about a show/movie/artist that you love for like 3 paragraphs since no one in your life cares do it now. or vent about what ur currently stressed out about. or both.
  • phil: what are some of your favorite animals?
  • day in the life: talk about your typical daily schedule
  • I will go down with this ship: talk about your otps
  • draw my life: draw a picture of yourself and post it
  • krave challenge: what's something you're craving right now (either a physical thing or a goal)
  • sexy internet dating: describe yourself as you would on your dating profile
  • my google search history: post the last 5 things in your google search history and be honest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • things i thought were true that are not true: <-name a thing
  • my secret files: open a random screenshot you took and post it
  • a to z of me (send a letter or a few for this): talk about what the letters the person sent are in relation to you
  • 51 things in my room: talk about one of the things you like that's in your room, pictures optional
  • hi my name is [dan]: talk about something you're embarassed by

Okay so I got onto KS lately and found it to be rather interesting and decided to check the tag on Tumblr to maybe find some awesome fanart, discussions and theories on what’s going on and future character development and…wow. Like. The drama is real. Guys…first of all. It is fiction. It is not real. I mean yeah, sadly there are people who experienced abuse and still do but…it’s still fiction. Also it’s genre is pretty much thriller/horror and kind of anything that has to do with it. It’s supposed to make you feel uncomfortable. I mean you people who judge the fandom…I doubt that none of you have watched/read a thriller before and felt entertained. Where you also guilt tripped because you enjoyed watching something where many people brutally killed/tortured? No? Interesting. And guess what. There are also people in the world who’ve seen murder happening. Whose family members were murdered. So if you judge KS readers for liking to read it you must also judge everyone who watches these kinds of movies and reads these kinds of books. As to the argument about it not showing a healthy relationship. True. It’s anything but a healthy relationship. That’s clear as day. If one doesn’t recognize that this is NOT what a healthy relationship looks like then…well I guess this person isn’t quite in their right mind. I’ve also seen a post being upset that minors read KS and that the fandom does nothing against it. Well if you ask me it’s in the hand of their authorities. And here you also would have to blame the entire internet. I also saw quite disturbing things when I was definitely not of age and you know how the internet tried to stop me? A popup asking me if I was eighteen. Yup. And I could either click Yes or No. So if a child is really kinda interesting about what something is…well this really is the wrong approach. So apart from KS there are a lot of things reachable for children they really shouldn’t see. So long story short…just let people enjoy what they want. Don’t blame them for things they can barely change. Jesus if you don’t like it you don’t have to read it.

Alex got a haircut.

  • Internet: Look, you gotta stop chewing on stuff. Gum, your pen, chicken wings bones, anything you're in the habit of chewing on. You need to stop. It's fucking up your jaw.
  • Me, with my back turned to the Internet: *muffled* Okay
  • Internet:
  • Internet: You're chewing shit right now aren't you
  • Me: *still muffled* YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT
Yugioh: Bonds Beyond Time Abridged Sentence Starters
  • "What the hell is a motorcycle?"
  • "I'm Batman!"
  • "Well it's a good thing I play a lot of Assassin's Creed!"
  • "You obviously don't know who I am."
  • "I'm _______, and I'm absolutely flawless!"
  • "I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!"
  • "Is it gay to like the movie Top Gun?"
  • "Let's go ride our motorcycles and play some half-naked volleyball!"
  • "Oh my god this is so straight you guys!"
  • "Now whip out your junk and wave it at him!"
  • "Girls are smelly."
  • "Well if it's on the internet it must be true!"
  • "Don't eat the yellow snow! It's pee!"
  • "Next year I'm vacationing in Germany, nothing bad ever happens there!"
  • "Who the hell are you and what's wrong with your hair?!"
  • "I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul."
  • "Don't be a player hater!"
  • "I'm not a player hater. I just hate you."
  • "I can't give you any spoilers."
  • "Can I ride your bike?!"
  • "Why are we in Venice?"
  • "Now make yourself useful and open the internet."
  • "You're not riding my damn bike!"
  • "I love Pirate Hitler. He always makes me laugh."
  • "The Americans are invading us with dragons!"
  • "Can I have my Oscar now?"
  • "I'm the serious one with a voice that makes the fangirls swoon."
  • "I'm the cute hyperactive one that people wanna choke in his sleep!"
  • "I was playing card games before it was cool."
  • "Are you gonna give me guys spoilers or not?"
  • "It's not a spoiler if it's obvious."
  • "That is not how time travel works!"
  • "I think you're talking about hell."
  • "That's cold, dawg."
  • "Aw yeah, looks like we chillin' with the king of games, beeotch!"
  • "Way to endanger innocent lives!"
  • "For the love of God, does anyone know what time it is?"
  • "Aw, desu desu, bitches!"
  • "Why the hell why were you in Venice?!"
  • "Why are you trying to destroy the world?"
  • "I am not trying to destroy the world. I am trying to save it!"
  • "How does stealing cards and killing people make everything better?"
  • "All I had to do was invent time travel, then go back in time and kill ______. And then the future would be better."
  • "What the hell, man? What the actual hell?!"
  • "You always were my favorite protagonist."
  • "No homo!"
  • "If we survive this, I'm going to go back in time, and I'm going to slap myself in the face for bringing you on this adventure."
  • "Synchro what?"
  • "Wait! I seem to have stopped caring."
  • "You have friends?"
  • "Freestyle time!"
  • "Oh please tell me he's not gonna rap."
  • "Way to get your lame on!"
  • "Shut up, _____! You're not funny!"
  • "Aw yeah! Pimp slap like a mofo!"
  • "I believe the appropriate phrase is 'booyah!'"
  • "It's been an honor playing card games with you."
  • "No homo, right?"
  • "All of the homo!"
  • "I think we may have just killed a man."
  • "If anyone asks, _____ did it!"
  • "All that matters is that we managed to get through all this without disrupting the space-time continuum."
  • "Well this is just fan-tucking-fastic."
  • "Where the hell are my Cheetos?"

@danisnotonfire My dash did a thing. I think it’s pretty accurate…

A terrible rush job celebrating my fave hitting 1M subscribers on YouTube!!! Super proud of you @thatsthat24 and everything you’ve accomplished up to this point! You’re gonna go far, kid!! I love ya, Thomas!😋❤️


[15/01/21 TAO’S WEIBO]

what is the definition of time? don’t ask me, everyone knows it well in their own mind, do not waste and do not let it take you away, treasure any minutes any seconds

beijing, shanghai~ i have to leave now, the beautiful memories i will keep it in my heart

guess i shouldn’t reveal the people i’m thankful to and the director at this moment~ aye but see you next time everyone, it’s getting late, please go to rest early

i will miss you guys a lot…. i’m deeply thankful to all who support and believe in me, i will keep working hard~ muah~

Did you thank God tonight? Some people aren't in the same position as you are right now. Give a second to Thank God for the internet that you're using. The bed that you lay on. The meal that you've eaten today. Give thanks!