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Master List of Cameron’s Nicknames for Kirsten in Season 1

So this is a list of pretty much every single thing Cameron called Kirsten in all of Season 1.

Episode 1 – “A Stitch in Time

  • Queen of the Estupidos
  • Dr. I’ve-Never-Studied-Neuroscience-Unlike-Cameron (counts, right?)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch
  • Princess
  • Rocky
  • Princess (again)
  • Ace
  • Cupcake

Episode 2 – “Friends in Low Places

  • Tough Guy
  • Boomer
  • Sporto
  • Buttercup

Episode 3 – “Connections

  • Stretch
  • Pork Chop
  • Sunshine
  • Stretch (again)

Episode 4 – “I See You

  • Gonzo
  • Goose
  • K

Episode 5 – “Stitcher in the Rye

  • Bones
  • Little Darling
  • Stretch
  • Dopey (insult; not a term of endearment)
  • Sherlock (to Linus)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch (again)
  • Ballbuster (contact name on his phone)

Episode 6 – “Finally

  • Stretch
  • Penny Priddy
  • Stitcher (does this count?)
  • Nobody (I have decided that this one counts)
  • Stretch (again)
  • Stretch (and again)

Episode 7 – “Root Of All Evil

  • Sunshine
  • Ace
  • Betty (also Veronica)

Episode 8 – “Fire in the Hole

  • Birthday Girl
  • Stretch
  • K.C.
  • Sweet Pea
  • Jim (kinda)

Episode 9 – “Future Tense

  • Oda Mae
  • Stretch
  • Zoltar
  • Kid

Episode 10 – “Full Stop

  • Sparky
  • Cupcake

Episode 11 (Halloween Special) – When Darkness Falls

  • Scream Queen
  • Jason
  • Angel (I think it counts…It’s too perfect not to)
  • Deathstare

Let me know if I missed something. Enjoy, my fellow *insert yet to be determined fandom name here* :)