now you know your abcs

Master List of Cameron’s Nicknames for Kirsten in Season 1

So this is a list of pretty much every single thing Cameron called Kirsten in all of Season 1.

Episode 1 – “A Stitch in Time

  • Queen of the Estupidos
  • Dr. I’ve-Never-Studied-Neuroscience-Unlike-Cameron (counts, right?)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch
  • Princess
  • Rocky
  • Princess (again)
  • Ace
  • Cupcake

Episode 2 – “Friends in Low Places

  • Tough Guy
  • Boomer
  • Sporto
  • Buttercup

Episode 3 – “Connections

  • Stretch
  • Pork Chop
  • Sunshine
  • Stretch (again)

Episode 4 – “I See You

  • Gonzo
  • Goose
  • K

Episode 5 – “Stitcher in the Rye

  • Bones
  • Little Darling
  • Stretch
  • Dopey (insult; not a term of endearment)
  • Sherlock (to Linus)
  • Sparky
  • Stretch (again)
  • Ballbuster (contact name on his phone)

Episode 6 – “Finally

  • Stretch
  • Penny Priddy
  • Stitcher (does this count?)
  • Nobody (I have decided that this one counts)
  • Stretch (again)
  • Stretch (and again)

Episode 7 – “Root Of All Evil

  • Sunshine
  • Ace
  • Betty (also Veronica)

Episode 8 – “Fire in the Hole

  • Birthday Girl
  • Stretch
  • K.C.
  • Sweet Pea
  • Jim (kinda)

Episode 9 – “Future Tense

  • Oda Mae
  • Stretch
  • Zoltar
  • Kid

Episode 10 – “Full Stop

  • Sparky
  • Cupcake

Episode 11 (Halloween Special) – When Darkness Falls

  • Scream Queen
  • Jason
  • Angel (I think it counts…It’s too perfect not to)
  • Deathstare

Let me know if I missed something. Enjoy, my fellow *insert yet to be determined fandom name here* :)

Creepypasta ABC’S

A is for Abby, who has a creepy stalker
B is for BEN, he drowned in some water
C is for Cupcakes, which you’ll just die to eat
D is for Dating Game, beware of who you’ll meet
E is for Eyeless Jack, he wants to slash you open
F is for Funnymouth, who’ll leave your jaw broken
G is for Guardian Angel, he’s always with you
H is for Humans, and they can lick too
I is for Ickbarr Bigelsteine, your teeth he will keep
J is for Jeff the Killer, who tells you to go to sleep
K is for Killswitch, a game impossible to find
L is for Lavender Town, the music messes with your mind
M is for Misfortune, a hidden game within a game
N is for No End House, which lives up to its name
O is for On the Bus, you’ll be riding forever
P is for Penpal, they can be oh so clever
Q is for Quiet Room, a film with a cursed TV spot
R is for Russian Sleep Experiment, more sinister than we thought
S is for Slender Man, wearing a black suit and tie
T is for Trust, who shall live, and who shall die?
U is for Unbranded Laptop, beware of what’s inside
V is for Vitreous, in your eyes they reside
W is for Widemouth, with whom you should not play
X is for XoRaX, an illness that leaves children fey
Y is for YouTube, where Channel666 does crawl
Z is for Zalgo, he who waits behind the wall

Now you know your ABCs,
I hope I left you ill at ease