now you guys don't have excuses

A story from the line at McDonald's
  • Me: okay so my sexuality's a complicated deal so let's just call me queer as hell
  • Friend: nono I wanna know can't you explain it
  • Me: well ok mainly I am asexual which means I don't want to do the do nor do I long for it, so it has nothing to do with lack of confidence or anything like that, I simply don't find anyone sexually attractive
  • Friend: right right
  • Me: but I'm also bi romantic. The sexual and romantic attraction are different, and I still fall in love and want to have physical contact with my partner, I just don't need the hanky panky
  • Friend: right cause you have a girlfriend that's pansexual right
  • Me: exactly and as long as we're both happy with not doing the rumba naked, that's a valid relationship
  • Friend: I get it, I get it... I didn't know the entire sexual and romantic orientations were different
  • Me: yeah I know it was an eyeopener for me when I found ou-
  • Lady behind us in line: excuse me so sorry but I couldn't help but overhear but I didn't know half of what you just said and I was just wondering what that thing your girlfriend was is, pansexual?
  • Me: *awkward glance at friend* oh uh I'm not an expert or anything and uh ok so basically it's similar to being bisexual, but there's less value in what gender the one you're attracted to is, at least as I understood it. So a bisexual would be attracted to a person despite their gender, a pansexual wouldn't really care at all in a way uh I'm sorry I'm bad at explaining
  • Lady behind us in line: that's alright I can look it up myself later you gave me a general idea! So where did you find out these things, you're pretty young?
  • Me: well, Internet. Once you're a bit confused about what you might be you usually go looking for explanations...
  • Lady behind us in line: so uh in theory... It's fine if you don't know, I just want to check with you... Is there a thing called aROMANTIC? like you're asexual, is there a equivalent to the romantic orientation you mentioned?
  • Me: oh yeah, absolutely! You can be both asexual and aromantic, or aromantic and heterosexual, literally all combinations are possible!
  • Lady behind us in line: *smiles LIKE REALLY GODDAMNED GENUINELY* thank you so much, I did not know that. *fishes up phone from pocket* now if you excuse me, I'm going to call my mother and tell her I'm not crazy for never having been married or stayed with one guy for long despite being 50+ but still has three children! *steps out of line and walks off while dialing*
  • Friend: wow that was... Amazing
  • Me: see how happy she got? That's the power of right information.
  • And that's why I've been smiling since this happened.

If no one will give me Allura/Lance bestie content, I will make it myself smh. So here’s some headcanons! :)

-Lance flirting with Allura in a joking, friendship sort of way with Allura either rolling her eyes while smiling or jokingly flirting back

-They would totally go shopping together, they’re shopping buddies

-“Okay, I love this dress but it’s really expensive.”
“Allura, babe, treat yo self.”

-They share beauty tips and fashion advice with each other. Allura is always in awe of Lance’s weird beauty tricks because they actually work like where did you find this Lance????

-Sleepovers! I 👏 demand 👏 cute 👏 sleepovers 👏

-Lance can’t get enough of Allura’s hair and will play with it for hours, trying out new hairstyles

-“Ohmygawd, there he is, Allura. What do I do???? What do I do???”
“Hey, my friend thinks your ass is hella fine!”

-They’re each other’s wingman.

-Lance to Shiro: Nice outfit. Bet it would look great on Allura’s bedroom floor.
Allura to Keith: Do you mind giving Lance your heart? His heart got stolen by a certain red paladin.

-Hunk joins them in their hijinks because 1. They’re his friends and he loves them 2. They need some sane friend to make sure they don’t blow their money on everything they see.

-Team You Can’t Sit With Us

-Their selfies with each other are either them being Gorgeous™ or with the dumbest expression you’ve ever seen, there is no in between

-Lance being overdramatic about something and Allura petting his head going, “There. There.”

-Lance: I’m going to jump! Everyone: Lance no! Allura: *videotaping* Do a flip!

-No but Allura really does care for Lance’s wellbeing and will fight anyone who insults him that isn’t part of the team.

-Allura: Lance is such an idiot. Someone: Yeah, he’s so stupid. Can he do anything, right? Allura: eXCUSE ME I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW HE THE MOST CARING PERSON I KNOW AND IF YOU DON’T SHUT UP RIGHT NOW YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY FISTS.

-Allura/Lance friendship guys

Pentagon Reaction to you usually being cute but having a sexy performance on stage

A/N: I'm sorry if this is not good I hope you like and the request are still open srry for the delay also                                                                                  **************************************************************************************

Hui: Tbh he was busy judging your singing to notice your performance       Backstage after your performance: *lecturing you about your singing*

Hui: Hey y/n you did a great job out but during your solo you were a little off key, so I am going to coach from now on.

You: *thinking back to the last time he tried to coach you and the huge fight you got into and stop talking to each other for like a month*                  “you know I think it would be best if I do this myself it could help me grow as a singer” 

You make up some random excuse so you guys don't have to go through that again.

Originally posted by jniho

Jinho: Hein be would be giggling and laughing because he felt awkward, he had never seen this side of you before.

Kino: You’re really enjoying the performance, huh? *weird look*

Jinho: No this is just weird; do you think it’s weird? 

Originally posted by definitelythis

Hongseok: He would just be really confused

“She was doing agyeo like 2 minutes ago,. Does she have a split personality?” 

Originally posted by madtwn

Shinwon: He is actually enjoying the performance and he is happy to see a different side of you. He’s is also happy that you are comfortable with the concept and you don’t feel uncomfortable.

Originally posted by won-an

Yanan: *gif* he is just so cute ahhhhhhhhh!

Originally posted by yeo1

Yeo One: He would just be questioning everything and he doesn't get how he never saw how sexy you are.

*in his head* “What is happening? What is she wearing? has she always been this sexy and I've never noticed? Am I not a good boyfriend? What is life even?”

Originally posted by neweraidols

Yuto: Honestly he did realize it was you up there until tour solo came on and he recognized your voice.

Originally posted by jjaebs

E’Dawn: Like Hongseok he would be really confused.

E’Dawn: *babbling to himself* “Why is she like this? She was just making me look at cat videos with her. Now I feel like I am watching one of Hyuna subnae’s performances.”

Originally posted by 94dawn

Wooseok: Y/N are you gonna dress like that all the time now. Well, I already intimidate a lot of guys with my height so you could if you want to but I want the old y/n back.

to say the least you would have to spend the next hour explain that this was just a concept and you were really changing.

Originally posted by woozeok

Kino: Dancing along to your performance and actually really enjoying it.

“That's my girl!”

Originally posted by j-1-n-h-0

Voltron as shit said in my house
  • Shiro: "The cat's planning to destroy someone. He's seen some shit and wants revenge, I can tell."
  • Lance: "Siri, am I a Very Beautiful Mermaid?.... Ha nevermind, I know it already!"
  • Pidge: "Listen! Sometimes you just gotta dress as a dude and get shit done! Now if you'll excuse me, I have a kite to fly."
  • Hunk: "I swear to God, if the tv-remote is in the fridge again, I'm gonna smack someone."
  • Keith: "The cat keeps bringing me dead rats. I think she thinks I'm dying."
  • Allura: "The dress means nothing. I can fight you with a spoon AND WIN. Don't think I won't."
  • Coran: "I wanna be Batman, but I know inside I'll always be someone's Alfred."
  • Zarkon: "Hey guys, wanna steal a dog and set fire to my ex's house?"
Avengers chatroom: Coffee
  • Tony has created a chatroom.
  • Tony has invited Bucky, Steve, Y/N, Vis, Wanda, Nat, Clint, Sam, T'Challa.
  • Tony: Which one of you keeps leaving coffee grounds in the sink?!?
  • Steve: Good morning to you too, Tony. It wasn't me.
  • Nat: I don't drink coffee.
  • Vision: I am not human. I do not have biological functions that could sustain the consumption of coffee.
  • Y/N: Not me.
  • Bucky: Ditto.
  • Tony: What about the rest of you?
  • Wanda: I don't really prefer coffee.
  • Sam: Unlike some people, I clean up after myself.
  • Y/N: Shots fired.
  • Bucky: Excuse me?
  • Sam: If the SHOE FITS.
  • Nat: :) do you boys want to really do this right now?
  • Sam: I am sorry.
  • Y/N: I know who it is.
  • T'Challa: Who?
  • Nat: I know as well :)
  • Y/N: Dunno if i should snitch
  • Tony: I'll give you $5000
  • Y/N: DEAL. It's CLINT!
  • Clint: DAMMIT Y/N!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Tony: I let you crawl around in the vents. I have been patient. Tolerant.
  • T'Challa: You guys aren't invited to Wakanda anymore.
  • T'Challa has left the chat.
  • Wanda: This is why I prefer Steve over Tony...
  • Vis: I wish I could choose Steve.
  • Y/N: u feelin ok there tony
  • Vision has left the chat.
  • Wanda has left the chat.
  • Tony: Clint has to now clean up after everyone for the entire month, that's final.
  • Steve: Tony you're being a little dramatic.
  • Y/N: A LITTLE?
  • Clint has left the chat.
  • Nat: I will go find him.
  • Y/N: He's probably hiding in some place high up.
  • Bucky: SOunds Like SAM: BIRD TENDENCIES
  • Sam: BOY
  • Nat has left the chat.
  • Tony: I can hear that lil shit crawling in the vents.
  • Tony has left the chat.
  • Y/N: Earths mightiest heroes, also earths weirdest.
  • Bucky: Not me though.
  • Y/N: can you two knock it off
  • Bucky: Whatcha gonna do about it?
  • Sam: Yeah?
  • Y/N: :) youll see
  • Y/N has left the chat.
  • Steve: R.I.P to my bestfriends.
  • Steve has left the chat.
  • Sam: Truce till we fend off Y/N?
  • Bucky: Deal.
  • Sam has left the chat.
  • Bucky has left the chat.

bellarinarobertso  asked:

This guy seems to like me and even though I have told him repeatedly that I'm not interested in him and that I'm an asexual he feels that 'I'm making an excuse' and that 'asexuality can be cured'. I feel very uncomfortable every time he sends me a message and when he keeps asking me to hang out with him? I don't want to be rude, please help.

Honestly? Now is the time to be rude, or at least direct. That’s sexual harassment, full stop, and it’s totally understandable for you to be uncomfortable. He’s proven that he has no respect for you or your boundaries and that he considers his personal desires more important than your safety and comfort. That’s not okay–if it were me, and it was safe to do so, I’d tell him as much, and that you’re not comfortable around him and that you need him to leave you alone because he makes you feel unsafe. Alternatively, if you don’t feel safe doing that, I would just block him entirely with or without a message saying you’re going to do so. You don’t owe him politeness when he can’t return the favour, and you don’t owe him any of your time or emotional labour.


(( Sometimes, I don’t think my art has improved at all over this last 6 months. Then I put Mangle side by side with the old picture I was using for colours, and…holy shit.
Proof that you can get better! Just practice, reference and draw A LOT. Jesus. Look at her. She’s far from perfect, but she’s come a long way! Excuse the terrible tablet photo.))

Okay, some of my fave things MC from Lost Alice has done/said (these aren’t directly quoted so they might be worded a bit different in-game):

Alice: [Tries to politely get guy to remove his arm from her waist]
Fuck Boy: [Smiles but doesn’t do it]
Alice: *Giggles* [she smiles back at him and then forcefully moves his arm LIKE A BOSS]

Seriously though, this guy gets fucking destroyed, IT’S BEAUTIFUL. ♥

Fuck Boy: “Your outfit is cute but too complicated, it would take too long to get off.”
Alice: “That won’t be your problem.”
Fuck Boy: “But what if you change your mind?”
Alice: “Not a chance.”

Fuck Boy: “Do I have to leave? I don’t want to be parted from you for a second.”
Alice: “Well, I want you to go away.”

Fuck Boy: “He’s hiding stuff y'know? Maybe you shouldn’t trust him.”
Alice: “I literally just met him, it’d be a bit presumptuous to expect him to share everything, he’s his own guy.”
The ‘He’ in question: *Is surprised but touched*

She’s so done with these men. xD

Alice in response to a guy: [Deadpan] “For a second there, I started to think you might not be all that bad. I feel cheated for having wasted those seconds.”

Guy: “Don’t worry my dear Alice.”
Alice: “I’m not yours.”

You can almost hear the 'Fuck off’s. xD

Alice in response to a guy being a lil shit: “Pleasing you doesn’t make me happy.”

A Guy being a patronizing ass: “Most girls would be crying and terrified right now, I would be happy to comfort you anytime.”
Alice: [Deadpan and basically just annoyed instead of distraught] “… Well, it’s the thought that counts. Excuse me, I need to leave now.”

Okay I’ll stop now, I swear. xD

Reservoir Dogs (1992) Starters
  • " Okay, first thing's fuckin' last! "
  • " So, you guys like to tell jokes, huh? "
  • " Right now, it's a matter of business "
  • " I like you a lot man, but I don't think of you that way "
  • " It's a metaphor for big dicks "
  • " Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists "
  • " Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan "
  • " I was saying something, what was it? "
  • " What the fuck was I talking about? "
  • " How many dicks is that? "
  • " This man set us up "
  • " I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong "
  • " You don't need proof when you have instinct "
  • " If you want to know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers "
  • " I'm hungry. Let's get a taco "
  • " I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you regardless "
  • "If you shoot this man, you die next "
  • " was that as good for you as it was for me? "
  • " We were set up. The cops were waiting for us "
  • " You assholes turn the jewelry store into a wild west show, and you wonder why the cops show up? "
  • " If I have to tell you again to back off, you an' me are gonna go round and around "
  • " I didn't create the situation. I'm just dealin' with it! "
  • " I don't tip "
  • " Do I sound like I'm joking? He's fuckin' driving around with a cop in his trunk! "
  • " I swear on my mother's eternal soul that's what happened "
  • " Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that "
  • " Somebody's shoved a red-hot poker up our ass, and I want to know whose name is on the handle! "
  • " Keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch "
  • " My heart's beating so fast I'm about to have a heart attack "
  • " You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize "
  • " Either he's alive or dead, or the cops got him... or they don't "
  • " When I order coffee, I want it filled *six* times "
  • "I think the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee "
  • " That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? "
  • " What the fuck was I supposed to do? Tell him 'I don't trust you enough?' "
  • " I'm gonna fucking die! I'm gonna fuckin' die! "
  • " Cough up a buck you cheap bastard "
  • " Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite? "
  • " Excuse me, I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine "
  • " You kids shouldn't play so rough. Somebody's going to start crying "
This really happened to me today
  • Mom: *comes to my room, looks at me*
  • Me: *takes headphones off* What now?
  • Mom: Maybe you should do something today.
  • Me: Like what?
  • Mom: Go to city with your friends?
  • Me: I don't have any friends.
  • Mom: Well how about Chrissy, Jonnyboy, Sexyberry and Willybear? You always talk about them.
  • Me: Excuse me?
  • Mom: Maybe they would like to go to city with you.
  • Me: Mom, I'm listening them at the moment.
  • Mom: What...?
  • Me: Coldplay, you know. Chrissy, Johnnyboy, Sexyberry and Willybear are nicknames for those guys from Coldplay.
  • Mom: *looks at me, goes outside of my room and closes the door*
  • Gosh, I laughed!! XD My mom knows so much about my interests.
  • Aries: Oh, my Gosh! I just had sex with someone who wasn't alive during the bicentennial!
  • Taurus: I know you all hate me, and I'm sorry, but I don't care.
  • Gemini: (to Chandler) I saw what you were doing in Tulsa. Angry sharks turn you on!
  • Cancer: I'm Monica, I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
  • Leo: I have you scheduled for nudity at 2300 hours.
  • Virgo: Now I need you to be careful and efficient. And remember, if I'm harsh with you, it is only because you're doing it wrong.
  • Libra: I've got this uncontrollable need to please people!
  • Scorpio: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?
  • Sagittarius: "Wendy" is a fat girl name.
  • Capricorn: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) live in a box!
  • Aquarius: Your little harmonica is hammered!
  • Pisces: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
My favorite thing of X-Men: Apocalypse
  • *meanwhile in Cairo*
  • Apocalypse: *talking with low,intense,life-threatening voice* Join us, my child. I am an ancient being with all the gifts and powers, people had worshipped me, feared me, knelt before my feet for centuries. I was your God, the lord of darkness, the legend of the legends, I have returned, and together,we will destroy this rotten and weakened world, and build a better one for our fellow people. Now, Charles, I need you to send a message to the world-
  • Charles: *busy talking,flirting and having eye sex with Erik the whole time while side-eyeing Apocalypse occasionally, clearly annoyed by his presence* Look my guy I really don't know who the fuck you are but as you can see I'm busy talking with my boyfriend over here so if you would excuse us you might want to shut the fuck up for about 30 seconds
  • *proceeds talking to Erik, after realizing he was still a dick*
  • -*finally transferring 0.01%of his attention to Apocalypse*
So this happened at work tonight.
  • Me (on drive thru): Hey there, what can I get started for you today?
  • Dude in passenger seat: Yeah, let me get a medium Java Chip Frappuccino.
  • Me: Sure thing, a Grande Java Chip.
  • Dude: Excuse me? No, I said a MEDIUM.
  • Me: Yes sir, that's what I have you down for, a Grande, which is medium.
  • Dude: Oh, I'm sorry, we speak American here. *friend drivers off without waiting for total*
  • Me (to manager): You deal with them, I don't have the patience for rudeness right now.
  • *Flash forward 15 minutes*
  • Me: So how'd it go with those guys?
  • Mgr: Yeah, they were complete morons. I handed out the drink and took the payment, then gave the card back and they just sat there. So I said 'Okay, you're all set,' and the driver just nodded and didn't move. 'I gave you the drink already, fellas.' 'Oh, yeah.' And then they drove off about ten seconds later."
  • Me: Ah, it all makes sense now.
Bts as Shit My Friends Say
  • Seokjin: No, I don't think you understand. I would be so pretty if I was a girl, like prettier than you. I'm not trying to hurt your feelings I'm just stating facts.
  • Yoongi: You guys are giving me a fucking headache. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go lay down and die now.
  • Hoseok: *Is dancing on the table* Will you guys stop trying to get me down I'm living free.
  • Namjoon: Excuse me everyone, I need to get to my Honors Trigonometry class. No Jimmy fuck off I will not do your damn homework you imbecile.
  • Jimin: It's always so hard to find jeans that fit my butt. I don't think you realize how hard it is to have a big butt, people always want to touch it.
  • Taehyung: I have so many pictures of other peoples dogs on my phone. I want to steal them all and love them and feed them.
  • Jungkook : *buys oregano from a senior* dude I just bought myself some weed. I'm so hardcore.

jocysambags  asked:

you guys don't have a 'possessive stiles' tag?

we do now!

The healing touch by devilscut (17/17 | 96,591 | NC17)

Stiles loses his temper with the rest of the pack when they all make excuses not to volunteer to help their Alpha. Deaton has instructed that for the next 24 hours Derek can’t use his hands after he seriously injures them in a magical entrapment. Seeing the emotional hurt that Derek’s selfish pack has inflicted on him when they argue and try to get out of it, Stiles volunteers to stay and then proceeds to give the rest of them a verbal ass-kicking. He then takes care of his friend, the Alpha, Derek Hale, while trying to work out what his feelings are towards the werewolf.

We Belong To Each Other by eeyore9990 (1/1 | 2,470 | R)

A new pack comes to visit, bringing with it a beautiful young werewolf who seems intent on challenging Stiles’ budding relationship with Derek.

all the kissing by wearing_tearing (1/1 | 2,312 | PG13)

“Hi, I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Stiles, Derek’s husband. Now would you kindly take your hands off of him?”

By Blood Alone by shutter_waves_break (16/? | 60,581 | NC17)

Derek has been gone for over a month, no calls, no texts, no notes, not even a fucking postcard, and Stiles has been bleeding out ever since.

There’s A Beast In My Heart (He’ll Only Bow To You) by RayShippouUchiha (1/1 | 3,605 | PG13)

“Stiles.” Derek fucking whimpers and if Stiles wasn’t already dying he’d kill himself for making Derek sound so hurt. Stiles just wants to protect him so much sometimes because no one else ever seems to realize that Derek is so goddamn fragile and Stiles hates them all a little bit for not being able to see that.


In an effort to expel the Nogitsune Stiles is given the bite but it all goes horribly wrong.

You Belong to Me by vampireisthenewblack (1/1 | 991 | NC17)

Stiles is glorious when he’s angry. The fierce energy that flows through him is almost palpable, and it excites Derek, makes him feel alive like nothing else.

In the Age of Stiles by Olsies (1/1 | 9,676 | NR)

Stiles accidentally deages himself. Hilarity ensues.


Derek took Stiles up stairs for a bath, where Stiles proceeded to splash water everywhere.

“Stiles! Stop that!”

“Stiles! Stop that,” Stiles mocked, splashing more water at Derek.

“I mean it!”

“You’re not the alpha anymore, Scott is!” Stiles shouted. Derek sighed.

so pull me down now, if you want to by thepsychicclam (1/1 | 6,544 | NC17)

He can’t touch Stiles; Stiles can only touch him. It’s all part of their game.

The Pitcher’s Pitcher by LockTheDragon (1/1 | 3,311 | NC17)

Every single time an announcer or sports reporter would ask Derek Hale that the secret to his success was as a baseball player, he would give a variation of the exact same answer.

“It’s all thanks to Stiles.”

The reporters would nod, acting like they understood but their thoughts were not even close to the truth.

Shock To Your System by honorarylady (1/1 | 1,628 | NC17)

Stiles seemed to understand. He even seemed to feel the same way ever since he became alpha. He took care of Derek and he was always there for him and made sure to give Derek the stability and order he needed when the chaos was too much for Derek to deal with.

It especially helped when Derek went into heat.

Stiles didn’t hesitate to give Derek what he needed on those nights when the full moon lined up with Derek’s heat and he needed someone there, he needed an anchor.

“’I’m afraid I really must be sleeping now, dears,’

“the Host sighs. ‘Unfortunately I’ve been quite literally dead tired after today so I really haven’t been doing much of anything. I don’t really have an excuse for not talking to you all except for that. And my apologies to the two who have asked for advice; I will try to get to those ASAP tomorrow. I really am quite tired… my entire body feels kind of sore. Hopefully after this week I will be better… but I severely overestimated how much time I would have to talk to you all this week. I’m sorry for that. Nevertheless, goodnight, my dear Readers. Goodnight.’”

"Phil... three" - Oneshot

I thought this up an hour before school oops..
Basically Dan fucks up and Phil finds it hilarious.


“Siri… I don’t need to say that, let’s try that again… idiot.” Dan says, iPhone in hand as his eyes quickly scan the chat for an interesting comment, finding none, he continues.
“Text Phil.” He hears the weird noise that iPhones make and laughs awkwardly at how long it’s taking. He throws in a weird eye stare at the screen for good measure.
“Okay, what would you like me to say to ‘Phil.. three’?” Dan’s eyes widen slightly as he realises he has a heart at the end of Phil’s name. He glances at his phone then at the chat which seems to have exploded over this. He quickly thinks up a solution for the trouble he just got himself into.

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eirenical  asked:

For Sleepover Weekend -- headcanons about Bahorel and Courfeyrac as friends? ^_^

:D :D :D 

Courfeyrac didn’t meet Bahorel for his first six months of Law School; he didn’t try, even though he HEARD about him , because he honestly thought “Bahorel”  was a Law School injoke; like, friends would turn up with new outfits and new black eyes and smelling like ?? some kind of incense maybe??  and refusing to talk about it and just going “BAHOREL” if anyone asked and EVERYONE WOULD ACT LIKE THAT MADE SENSE

or someone would need an Official Adult For Official Purposes and go “Yeah I’m just gonna get Bahorel to sign that and not tell my folks” or someone would be hard up for theater tickets to the latest show and be like “only Bahorel has spares but you know how that ends up” and Courfeyrac just ASSUMED it was like some Law School code for ridiculous situations

HE took to doing it when he missed hanging out with friends for Political Reasons or because he was in a Delicate Situation with a Friend  or w/e, just “Don’t ask, it was Bahorel” and everyone would just nod and go on, it was excellent, what a lovely way to signal you don’t want to talk about a thing, good code, guys 

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@luckylyra: So,I have a really hard time now,and I can’t even focus drawing,or maybe I can do a little sketch like this.So I’m sorry for making your Magical girl Frisk so…weird (in a kinda weird style) but this is what I can do now,and I really wanted to show you.
I hope you like it anyway!


OMG you guys, the AU hasn’t even started yet x’D I’m too busy with Bloomtale and Underfell, and I don’t even have all the designs I need, so I doubt this will start any time soon!

You don’t have to send fanarts for this x’D
I’m glad, tho <3

This is so cute ahahah excuse me while I go inhale this…