now you can simply walk into mordor

LOTR rewatch Pt. 1: The Fellowship of the Ring

I recently rewatched The Fellowship of the Ring and pestered my friend with texts. Enjoy.

  • Isildur the Idiot.
  • I want to live in Hobbiton.
  • Pippin does love his food. Mind you, I could do with a second breakfast meself right about now.
  • There is nothing suspicious about a hooded stranger staring at you from a dark corner.
  • “Our list of allies is growing thin” Elrond is On Edge.
  • “One does not simply walk into Mordor” but Frodo will try anyway.
  • “Where are we going?” Trust me Pippin you don’t wanna know.
  • “Let the Ringbearer decide” Gandalf you arse, way to avoid responsibility.
  • I wonder what hairproducts Legolas uses, his hair always looks so pretty.
  • Do dwarven doors work like phones, as in do they lock themselves if you get the password wrong too many times? ‘Cos I can see how that would be a problem.
  • Gandalf needs to brush up on his Sindarin, dude can’t even remember basic vocabulary.
  • “Fool of a Took” oh Pippin my baby, you’ll get it right one day.
  • “They have a cave troll” #iconic also A+ for Sean Bean’s “we’re fucked” voice.
  • Pistäkkeepä poijat töppöstä toesen etteen jos että halluu tulla rillatuks (You boys had better start running if you don’t want to be barbequed).
  • “Nobody tosses a Dwarf” YET.
  • Why would you build such a narrow bridge? It’s not like they didn’t have enough building material #aesthetic.
  • “You shall not pass!” and you gonna fall to your temporary death ‘cos ya didn’t see the big-ass whip the charcoal guy was holding. Gandy is getting old.
  • Someone give Boromir glasses, he can’t see Hope even when he’s literally standing in front of him.
  • Pippin x Food.
  • “Just a flesh wound!” shouts the uruk-hai head as it rolls down the hill.
  • “My brother. My Captain. My King.” My heart.
  • Samwise Gamgee is on a Mission and he will see it fulfilled even if it kills him.
  • “Let us hunt some orc.” Fuck yeAH!