now with source!

  • Victor: about a hundred times I thought you were gonna give up, Yurio. What kept you going?
  • Yuri: hate.
  • MC: Where’s Seven?
  • Jaehee: Probably off somewhere disappointing Jesus.
  • (The Team is going through a plagued area, trying to stop a bio-weapon. They stumble across a civilian in the streets, dying of the plague)
  • Civilian: Kill... me...
  • Widowmaker: Okay.
  • Tracer: Amélie!
  • Widowmaker: What? You heard him.
  • Tracer: We’ll take him with us.
  • Junkrat: orget it, he’s already dead. Look at him.
  • Tracer: Well then…..we should at least finish him. Show him that much mercy.
  • Junkrat: Shame to waste the ammo, mind.
  • Genji: I’ll do it with my blade. It’ll be quick and painless, an honorable death.
  • Mercy: Haven’t enough people died today? We’ve got to take him back to the command post, he needs medical attention!
  • Junkrat: Flip a coin?
  • Mercy: No! I’m not leaving him!
  • [(A sickening crack is heard- everyone turns to Widowmaker, who is kneeling beside the civilian, his neck twisted 180 degrees)
  • Widowmaker: Oh no. While none of you were looking, he succumbed to his illness and died. Farewell weary traveler. Your journey has ended. Can we move on now?
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  • MC: Did you take out the trash, Saeran?
  • Saeran: I tried but Saeyoung is still here

OH MY GOD

I know the kiss wasn’t on Yuuri’s bare foot and all, but still– ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Sooo… Is Yuuri like the top or what? I mean, look:

Maybe, they’re a reversible couple after all? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Yuri: *sees Victor kissing Yuuri's skate*
  • Yuri: If my life gets any worse, I’m phoning Hell to ask about their exchange program.
  • Junkrat: Sandwich [tosses sandwich to Roadhog]
  • Roadhog: Oh, right
  • Junkrat: Coffee [tosses coffee]
  • Roadhog: What no no no! [coffee splashes on his mask]
  • Junkrat: [cackling] Ha! Got you! That one’s empty! This is the real one! I’ve been plan that for ages! The look on your face!
  • [Roadhog looks unamused as Junkrat looks down and realizes he’s holding the empty cup]
  • Roadhog: ...
  • Junkrat: ...[Turns to run out of the room but runs into the door]
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  • Saeran: You remind me of Rapunzel.
  • 707: Really?
  • Saeran: Yes, but instead of letting down your hair, you let down everyone in your life.