Taking a group of students from out of town on an art tour. As we descend to the subway there’s a woman peeing at the bottom of the stairs. Just squatting and letting it flow. The kids look ready to barf. I said, “Congratulations, folks, that’s a real New York moment.”
Then on the subway a bunch of women get on with rainbow flags and glittered faces. Now the kids have gaping mouths, like, “Holy shit, lesbians?!” I didn’t say anything because statistically speaking at least two of them will be at Pride within the next few years.