now that's something to make a meme about

Soulmate!Hansol

Originally posted by sneezes

  • soulmate au where a soulmate can feel the pain of their other soulmate
  • pain meaning like, if one gets hit the other feels it, so it’s a lot of physical pain and also anything internal
  • Hansol’s one to not really care all that much, he’s just gives a shrug like ‘if it happens it happens’
  • but it’s not like he doesn’t care entirely, he’s just really lowkey
  • let’s just say you’re not the most careful person on earth, but it’s okay because Hansol really isn’t either
  • once a day he runs into a desk, you know that type of run in where the desk hits your hip and suddenly it goes all downhill
  • yeah Hansol does that once a day
  • and yeah, you really really hate him for it
  • because once you were giving a presentation in class when Hansol ran into a desk and the teacher did not find it funny when you swore in front of the class
  • to be honest it becomes kind of this thing where you two just hurt yourselves to get back at each other
  • Hansol: Seungkwan quick punch me!!
  • Jeonghan: STOP HURTING YOUR SOULMATE
  • but other than that sometimes accidents do happen
  • like the time seungcheol tried to give hansol one of the buddy buddy punches but accidentally used too much force and when he hit hansol, you literally tumbled forward onto the ground
  • hansol knows your period cycle
  • how you ask?
  • bc he suffers with you
  • he doesn’t get the blood aspects but all the cramps
  • tries to get out of school by claiming period cramps
  • the nurse isn’t amused and hansol screams “IT’S MY SOULMATE”
  • he calls your period ‘his period’ too
  • bc of this he learns a few tricks to lessening the cramps
  • okay but how you two meet is through seungkwan
  • not through seungkwan, technically it’s just him piecing everything together and then a huge lightbulb dinging in his head
  • you and hansol actually go to the same school
  • your classrooms are actually right next to each other, you two have just never had the chance to run into each other or talk
  • basically you’re standing in the hallway with a group of friends and hansol is sitting with his right near the door of the classroom
  • Seungkwan is walking to class and he passes by you when you say ‘i’m on my period again, these cramps are killing me’
  • seungkwan walks into class where he proceeds to hear hansol say ‘my soulmate’s cramps are really killing me’
  • and seungkwan freezes bc wow this is some either really coincidental stuff or they’re soulmates
  • seungkwan then stands in the doorway bc seungkwan’s gotta get the deets
  • “yesterday my soulmate ran into another desk or something and now i have this gigantic bruise on my hip’
  • ‘I ran into another desk yesterday and got this huuuge bruise, look’
  • “HANSOL OMG’ seungkwan is literally freaking out
  • hansol: ‘lmao, it’s huge right’ bc he so obviously thinks seungkwan is screaming about the bruise
  • ‘YOU’RE SOULMATE IS IN THE HALLWAY’
  • yes, thats how you two meet. with seungkwan screaming and exposing it
  • hansol’s actually really shy and quiet at first
  • like he doesn’t know what to do, he’s never had a soulmate before
  • but he actually warms up really quick bc you talk about how clumsy he must be to always be running into desk
  • and he’s like ‘says the person who makes it feel like i’m being stabbed once a month’
  • But after all the getting use to each other, hansol becomes a GIANT meme
  • Literally
  • You know those relationship memes, he sends you those throughout the day with the word ‘us’ written after it
  • Thats it, thats all he texts you for an 5 hours
  • once on a date, hansol tried to show that he could eat something really spicy but it backfired now you and hansol are screaming bc your tongues are burning
  • “THIS IS YOUR FAULT WHY WOULD YOU THINK YOU COULD EAT SOMETHING SPICY”
  • “i’M SORRY”
  • The first time hansol decides to cook for you is actually a big step in the relationship
  • bc a slightly clumsy boy + knives and a stove/oven what could possibly go wrong
  • so you’re watching him, with very careful eyes, you’re just staring at him
  • “Stop staring you’re making me nervous”
  • “YOU’RE THE ONE MAKING ME NERVOUS”
  • you finally look away bc you know you have to trust him at some point so you’re idly playing on your phone when you feel a really sharp pain on your hand and you’re hissing really loud and when you look over at hansol, he’s just really stone faced
  • ‘Did you cut yourself?’
  • you’re bandaging his hand and for some reason the air is really kind of tense and you ask him what’s wrong and he just gives you this really down look as he’s holding your hand like “does it hurt?”
  • and you swear your heart is melting bc this is possibly one of the cutest things he could do and say to you
  • you’re giving him a really big smile while assuring him that you’ll live through it and you just plant a really soft kiss on top of his nose and he does that kind of smile laugh when you do it and his eyes are crinkling at the feeling of your lips on his nose
  • once hurt himself while dabbing and you banned him from dabbing for the rest of the day
  • Anyways, soulmate hansol is just a small meme that wants to show off sometimes but ends up hurting both of you but he’s doing it in a really loving way and he always always makes sure you’re okay, and as much as he really wants to take care of you, it really ends up with you taking care of him and can’t believe someone as lovely as you puts up with his slightly clumsy butt.

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I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware Of It sentence starters
  • "Love me, if that's what you wanna do."
  • "You've been reading 'bout yourself."
  • "You've got a beautiful face, but got nothing to say."
  • "You look famous, let's be friends."
  • "You're the only thing that's going on in my mind."
  • "You're meant to be helping me."
  • "I'm not giving it up again."
  • "Am I too old to be this stoned?"
  • "I wasn't told you'd be this cold."
  • "Finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard."
  • "Oh, I just had a change of heart."
  • "Your eyes were full of regret."
  • "You took a picture of your salad and put it on the internet."
  • "I've been so worried 'bout you lately."
  • "You're mad thinking you could ever save me."
  • "You used to have a face straight out of a magazine."
  • "I never found love in the city."
  • "I feel as though I was deceived."
  • "I just sat in self-pity and cried in the car."
  • "You were fit, but you're losing it."
  • "Look! He's having a breakdown."
  • "Don't fall in love with the moment."
  • "You know I'm in love with this city."
  • "Don't fall in love with the moment and think you're in love with the girl."
  • "You think you've got it figured out."
  • "Well, your face has got a hold on me."
  • "Are you feeling the same?"
  • "You just keep nodding at me looking vacant."
  • "I'm petrified of being alone."
  • "If I told you I need you, is that what you want?"
  • "If I'm lost now then how can I find myself?"
  • "I heard you found somebody else, and at first I thought it was a lie."
  • "I don't want your body, but I hate to think about you with somebody else."
  • "Our love has gone cold."
  • "You're intertwining your soul with somebody else."
  • "This ain't the last time that I'll see your face."
  • "We are just gonna keep doin' it."
  • "I know when you're around 'cause I know the sound of your heart."
  • "I can't believe I forgot your name."
  • "I thought that you were straight, now I'm wondering."
  • "You're so conceited."
  • "I don't regret it, but I'm glad that we're through."
  • "I'm such a cliche."
  • "You call me when you're bored and you're playing with yourself."
  • "I'm sure she'll be gone in a second."
  • "Let me tell you 'bout this girl."
  • "I can't wait for you, boy."
  • "What does all our love amount to?"
  • "I thought it was love but I guess I must be dreaming."
  • "You got excited and now you find that your girl won't even get you undressed or care about your beating chest."
  • "I'd love to go to Paris again."
  • "I'm done, babe, I'm out of the scene."
  • "I'd fill you in on the things you missed."
  • "I like to think you hear me sometimes."
  • "I hope I'm half as cool as you."
  • "I haven't been doing too well."
  • "The chemicals that make her laugh don't seem to be working anymore."
  • "She just wants to feel something and I don't think that's asking for too much."
  • "What if you die with all of the cameras?"
Writers tag

I was tagged by @njadastonearm! Sorry it took so long to post this!

Rules: Post a sentence or an excerpt from your WIP that you are proud of – be it because of how it’s written, how you came up with it, where it has brought you in the story, it’s up to you! Then tag 10 people (or however many you’d like)! Yeah, I’m not going to tag anybody. lol


Honestly, I haven’t written that much until a few days ago, when I got the idea to write out the ending scene for the quest The Battle of Bunker Hill. When Claire goes to the CIT Ruins and speaks with Shaun for one of the last times. It hit me it’s the only time she, Deacon, and Shaun are together, and that made me want so badly to have Deacon say something. I have the dialogue written out, since most of it’s already provided by the game, but I aim to put my own twist to it.


Excerpt:

Claire gazed upon the same view her son interpreted differently. “It ain’t as bad as you think,” she told him. “People work hard. They manage.”

“Perhaps,” said Shaun, clearly trying to humor her. “But at costs too great to be worth it.”

The hairs on the back of Claire’s neck bristled. Her eyes narrowed into sharp blue daggers. Her jaw clenched. A hot anger quickly rose to her sweaty and grime-covered face, reddening her cheeks. Before Shaun could carry on with another one of his insightful affronts, Claire took her hat off and glowered at him. 

Shaun uttered only one syllable before he noticed her and closed his mouth. 

“You,” Claire quietly seethed. “You don’t know anything.”

Breaking Bad Sentence Meme (Season One)
  • "How does it feel to be a smart ass?"
  • "Like I said, no one is looking for you."
  • "That's right. Either that...or I turn you in."
  • "Listen, if you've gone crazy or something I mean, if you've gone crazy or depressed, I'm just saying that's something I need to know about. Okay?"
  • "Oh what, I can talk now?"
  • "What is his reputation for violence?"
  • "Well, um, he did try to kill us both yesterday, so there's that."
  • "Make yourself at home, why don't you?"
  • "God. I don't suppose you could kiss my ass?"
  • "He sells you pot?"
  • "Yeah, no shit. Thanks for noticing."
  • "So right now, what I need, is for you to climb down out of my ass."
  • "Can you do that? Will you do that for me, honey? Will you please, just once, get off my ass, you know? I'd appreciate it, I really would."
  • "I didn't ask for any of this!"
  • "Because you didn't follow my instructions!"
  • "Oh well, heil Hitler, bitch!"
  • "I love you, you little bastard."
  • "You know, you keep telling me that I don't have it in me."
  • "So you're not angry?"
  • "How do you mean? Angry? No. Live and let live, man."
  • "Whatever, man. I just want to go home."
  • "I'm sorry...I'm sorry...I'm so sorry..."
  • "The soul? There's nothing but chemistry here."
  • "I have cancer. Lung cancer. It's bad."
  • "Who sent you? You wearing a wire? You setting me up?"
  • "Yeah, you know...what you call...a debrief? Maybe we could like...I thought we could debrief."
  • "Wow, that's...that's what you think we need, to debrief?"
  • "Seriously, I got dudes that would give their left nut for a little more."
  • "Right on, little bro! Making mad in-roads with the business community."
  • "Then why don't you just fucking die already? Just give up and die."
  • "Alright, I've got the Talking Pillow now."
  • "But...what I want...what I want, what I need, is a choice."
  • "Sometimes I feel like I never actually make any of my own. Choices, I mean. My entire life it just seems I never...you know, had a real say about any of it."
  • "No matter what happens, no more bloodshed. No violence."
  • "Cancer. You got it, right?"
  • "That's why you're doing all this. You want to make some cash for your people before you check out."
  • "Yeah. I mean, I used to until you killed him."
  • "I don't imagine I'll be here very long."
  • "Where...did that come from? And why was it so damn good?"
  • "A junkyard? Let me guess, you picked this place?"
  • "This is...This is like a...a non-criminal's idea of a drug meet. This is like, 'Oh, I saw this in a movie. Ooh, look at me.'"
  • "Yeah science!"
  • "And that'll cut through a lock? Because this is supposed to be one big-ass lock."
  • "Just remember who you're working for."
  • "Like they don't already know that? Are you saying they're stupid?"
  • "Oh yeah, so you're not saying they're stupid. So I don't understand. Are you saying that I'm stupid?"
  • "Damn, man! Look at that! Look! Yeah, that's messed up!"
Are you being served? {Sentence Starters}
  • "Well, I'm sorry if I haven't been smiling enough."
  • "I want some excitement, I want to do something with my life."
  • "Unfortunately, last week, I had an emergency."
  • "Let's try to keep it light and gay."
  • "I can't believe this is our last morning coffee together!"
  • "Don't worry if the sleeves are too long, you'll find they'll ride up with wear."
  • "She's no right to be there without my permission."
  • "This one is unsigned, and suggests that you do something physically impossible with the suggestion box."
  • "I suggest you take your underwear down at once."
  • "Did you notice that I was clicking my fingers, clearing my throat and banging my spoon on the table?"
  • "You get used to that sort of thing at my time of life."
  • "And what message do those actions convey to you?"
  • "Now we're getting somewhere! Sit down and tell me about it."
  • "I don't expect they'll sell any with a name like that."
  • "These aspirins don't seem to be doing any good at all."
  • "That's enough out of you. I'm under a great strain, cooking for you lot!"
  • "I think we've attracted attention, all right."
  • "Do you think she wants something?"
  • "I'm ever so sorry, but I'll make it up to you when I get home."
  • "Can we all go home then?"

anonymous asked:

✍ Tavros and also idk if you have considered but short Gamzee with saggy pants tripping over untied shoelaces short Gamzee making Tavros come over to get something off the highest shelf short Gamzee just being adorable and short and making dandelion crowns for everyone

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anonymous asked:

Anything that's popular with women gets mocked. It happened with cosmetics, then the color pink, then leggings, then starbucks, now bathbombs. It's not so much that the bath bomb meme is offensive, as much as it is that there's already so many things women are mocked for enjoying. Its like, as soon as something else becomes really popular among women, men have to mock it in some way. But god forbid you make a mountain dew joke or axe joke, or talk about fragile masculinity. That'd be WRONG.

Yep.