now that's heterosexual

bill and ace just gals being pals shenanigans

  • they trade pins for their cool jackets ™
  • food contests with homemade food that bill made
  • they probably binge bad sci fi and the x-files and mythbusters and the likes on 2043 netflix
  • because not only did bill introduce her to netflix but they pushed it all the way to 2043 where everything they want could be available
  • the drs were really annoyed because there are better things to do than binge watch RIDCULOUS AND UNREALISTIC THINGS like you could go live the real aliens out there smh
  • cool mixtapes
  • i’m not saying they had an intricate conspiracy to keep the star wars prequels from happening but they had an intricate conspiracy to keep the star wars prequels from happening but they still happened because they got busted and their “pick wherever we want to go” privileges were revoked for a while
  • these two rolling stones stans are the reason  octopus garden happened but it backfired on them because people actually liked that?
  • probably set several tardis rooms of both seven and twelve’s tardis on fire by accident or not so accident right after that mythbusters binge
  • also there’s a pizza that came to life because they just added random things they found to it?
  • sharknado is also their fault they just really liked jaws?
A simple guide on how not to get punched in the face
  • Right: I am a heterosexual/cisgender/queer/genderqueer person and I can't imagine myself being any other way! I have never once felt the need to reconsider my sexuality and/or gender!
  • Wrong: I am a heterosexual/cisgender/queer/genderqueer person and if you're not doing it my way then you're wrong, because clearly if I can't imagine myself being any other way than neither can you!!!!111!1!!1!1!
  • Right: You're not my race/religion/sexuality/gender/level of physical ability? Cool, bro. Doesn't matter. Let's hang out sometime, yeah?
  • Wrong: You're not my race/religion/sexuality/gender/level of physical ability? OMG UR NOT LIKE ME LOL WE GUNNA SINGLE YOU OUT AND TREAT YOU LIKE SHIT LOLLOLOLOLO!lO!lOl!O!l!OL!Ol1Ll!L1!!!
  • Right: Pride events are open and welcoming to everyone!
  • Wrong: Pride events are open and welcoming to everyone *judgmental whisper* except bisexuals and nonbinary people.
  • Right: I'll totally use your preferred pronouns! No prob, yo!
  • Wrong: Hey you did something to annoy me so I'm going to completely invalidate your gender identity and ignore your preferred pronouns out of protest until you apologize.
  • Right: Dude, let's just respect that we have different skin colors and get over it. Just skin. You're my friend no matter what color you are. Same goes for everyone.
  • Wrong: Ferguson
  • Right: Oh, she's wearing a hijab. *goes up to her* I love that fabric! Do you like floral? Me too! That's so cool. You have amazing taste.
  • Wrong: Oh, she's wearing a hijab. *goes up to her* GET OUT OF HERE TERRORIST, YOU DON'T BELONG AWAY FROM THE MIDDLE EAST
  • Right: *sees a disabled person and treats them like a normal friend albeit offering help when they need it/ask for it*
  • Wrong: *sees a disabled person* Are you retarded/lame/stupid/etc.? Allow me to baby you and treat you like you can't do anything by yourself.
  • Right: *sees someone struggling with a particular mental disorder (e.g. having a panic attack) and politely asks if there's anything I can do to help*
  • Wrong: *sees someone struggling with a particular mental disorder and immediately assumes that I know everything about how to deal with this and that other people don't know shit*
  • Right: Peace/equality/happiness
  • Wrong: Judgment/discrimination/violence
  • Right: Tomorrow
  • Wrong: Today