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Punk Omega Headcanons

-The Alpha meeting the Omega for the first time in a very strict school and the Omega is very pretty and funny and cute and the Alpha is instantly smitten, they walk together at the end of school but as they pass the bathrooms the Omega asks them to wait a minute because they need to use the bathroom, but once the Omega comes back out they are changed out of their uniform and decked out in black and spikes and “were you wearing a blond wig before or did you just dye your hair blue in the school bathroom?” and the Alpha is doomed after that…especially once they learn how against having a mate the Omega is

-The Alpha trying to talk to the Omega like, “what about when you’re over this phase and you want to settle down?” and the Omega glares and says “I’ll never settle down, I don’t need you or this town”

-The Alpha’s Beta friend convincing them that getting a giant tattoo on their chest will impress the Omega…but it doesn’t and now they have a giant tattoo that they don’t even really like that they have to hide from their parents

-The Alpha trying the usual courting gifts of books and stuffed animals but being bluntly shot down every time because the gifts they chose are stupid, but still being ridiculously determined to win the Omega’s heart

-After many failed courting attempts the Alpha asks the Omega’s Beta friend for advice and this time ends up with a piercing…that still does not impress the stubborn Omega, so now the Alpha has a tattoo and a piercing for no good reason, but they keep trying because Alphas rarely give up when they want something

-The two Beta friends always watching from a distance and making bets on what’s going to happen next and what kinds of stupid things they can get the Alpha to do

-The Omega being harrassed and right as the Alpha is about to step in and finally be able to do something impressive, the little Omega snaps and beats the shit out of their significantly larger harrasser themselves and the Alpha is just so done but also so in love

-The Omega always wearing chokers that draw attention to their scent glands and their long dainty neck, the Alpha always noticing it and finally one day they are struck with the idea to give the Omega a choker as a courting gift…which shockingly, they accept without insulting it too much

-Quite a ways into this failing courtship the Alpha is becoming more determined than ever and they are carefully planning their next move when the Omega randomly is just “I like you, let’s be mates now” and the Alpha is so torn between being thrilled and just exploding because “That wasn’t how this was supposed to go! That wasn’t the satisfying victory I was aiming for! I was supposed to woo you into submission! All that build up for such a simple ending?!” and the Omega is really confused but they end up kissing the Alpha just to shut them up and all the inner turmoil is suddenly forgotten

-Officially introducing the Omega to the Alpha’s family for the first time and everyone is so excited to finally meet the Omega they had been hearing about, but as soon as the parents catch sight of their polite and well groomed Alpha child standing next to someone bright blue hair and piercings and everything else it’s just “oh dear”

Would anyone be interested in a BAMF!Prompto AU where the bro-trip trio is present for the signing of the Treaty and Prompto is forced to use his MT abilities given to him by his father to protect Noct and Regis with Ignis, Gladiolus and Clarus while the Glaives rescue Luna?

Would you be interested in me writing Prompto vs General Glauca?

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-Anon request

Dating Percy Jackson would involve…

  • Him teaching you how to swim
  • Surprise dates organised by the shy -but oddly romantic- demigod
  • Frequent visits to the lake of an evening when you should be in bed- spending the whole evening kissing and relaxing in the water under the stars
  • Becoming close friends with Annabeth- who was wary of you at first but now rejoices in more BAMF girls added to their little group
  • Too often losing yourself in his incredibly blue blue eyes
  • Learning more about your parent’s legends
  • Learning to fight well and draw power and strength from your demigodness
  • Becoming close friends with Grover- who has always been friendly towards you and quick to accept you, and the two of you love to joke around together
  • Tender sweet kisses when you’re alone 
  • Percy being shy when you kiss him in public
  • Percy being more comfortable and confident with you when you’re both swimming in water together
  • Going on lots of adventures with him because you’re ‘a badass fucking fighter’

Still not over the newest Malec promo tbh. OK, I know we are all stressed out now. As much as we all wanted bamf!Magnus (well, I did and I still do!) and angst, why not giving us some fluff for a change I am sure you are all asking yourself.

Well, just think about this: From what I gather so far, the new scenes seem to be all from the pilot if you ask me. And honestly? The big “argument” looks like it might happen after/before this pic:

Which also leads me to think that it happens before Alec and Maryse have their argument/fight regarding Jace going with Valentine. The scene where Alec says “Jace is closer than blood.”

AND I think we can all pretty much agree that after that, and even though Alec and Magnus probably went their seperate ways after the fight in the institute (which we saw in the trailer), Magnus is still the only person Alec will go to.

Look at this pic. Very closely. Magnus doesn’t exactly look like he is happy at all. He is most likely even annoyed at Alec that he comes to see him after pretty much shutting him out after their fight. You can even see it when you take a closer look at Alec’s posture. Being welcomed and happy to see his boyfriend Magnus clearly looks different.

But if you ask me, they will work things out. Remember “When things got crazy, don’t push me away?”

See?

And I believe after they talk about that argument, the famous “Alec dropped his stele” scene will happen.

What I am trying to say: JUST RELAX, PEOPLE!!!

We all knew that angst was about to happen because the thing with Jace is way too important for Alec to just go all “lovey dovey”. But they will get through it. Heck, they will go on a date in 2x06. Besides, Malec is canon. AND endgame. No need to go crazy. All will be fine. Pretty much everyone involved in the show told us that. ;)

I love how on ninja turtles 2003 there’s an episode called Same As It Never Was. Its a scary alternate universe where Donnie disappeared and Shredder took over. Now the Donnie from the regular verse is shoved in and we meet Mikey. He’s the ultimate badass and,,,,,,,, he’s disabled. He only has one arm. Doesn’t stop him from being a fucking cool ass ninja that can take down twenty foot ninjas at once and becoming a general/leaADING A REBELLION. Not only that but Leo is now blind and Raph lost an eye but their still motherfucking BAMFs. I just find it really cool as shit that CW made the turtles become disabled but still be really strong and incredible and you almost never see that in media, much less on a cartoon from 10 years ago

Family Feud : Because we all need a good laugh Recap

Then:

Mary Winchester put our Bamf!Angel’s life in danger.

Now:

Cold Open I Alert!

A woman is terrorized by a non-diegetic soundtrack and a deceptively comfy bed.

At the bunker, Dean gives Sam the low-down on the appropriate parts of his phone conversation with Cas. Kelly Kline is still on the run. Sam tells Dean that he caught a case: Teacher in Iowa with a missing tongue and crushed internal organs. Sounds witchy! 

Dean suggests the wistfully hopeful idea that maybe their mom would like to join. Dean says they haven’t seen Mary in a while. Boris wonders how much time has passed between episodes? We’re all still reeling from the emotional impact of last week’s episode so this feels jarring that they’re all beyond it by now. I WANT MORE FEELS. Mary’s busy zapping rugara brains under the condescending tutelage of Mr. Ketch.

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((Also,,,, tfw there was like only one person in the genyatta fandom who U were friends with and then some drama went down and now they hate the ship,, I am BAMF (Bad At Makin Friends) y'all and I would love to talk to any o y'all about the ship n stuff if u wanna!? I can’t follow back bc this is a side blog jsyk, also letting u know I’m 17 in case you’re uncomfortable with that :) but yeah hmu I’ll try to be less awkward than I normally am ;u;

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Kurt waited a little impatiently, fingering his earpiece as if he could encourage his team to hurry up by fiddling. As soon as everyone was in position surrounding the warehouse, they would break in and, hopefully, capture the miscreants inside without too much of a skirmish.

“I’m set,” came Spike’s voice. 

“Me too.” That was Jean.

“Alright, that’s everyone,” Scott said, his voice slightly distorted through the small speaker. “On my mark…”

Kurt tensed, the moments of silence that followed seemed to stretch on into eternity…

“Now!”

BAMF! He appeared inside the warehouse, startling those within. Windows smashed a moment later, heralding the arrival of everyone else. Kurt didn’t even have the time to glance around, as suddenly there was a spray of bullets far too close to where he was standing. He sprung to the side, porting mid-leap, and landed on the back of one of the men, knocking them both do the ground.

A loud bang sounded and Kurt yelped, reeling away from the deafening noise and clutching at his ears. For a moment, all other noise faded, then the silence was replaced by a loud ringing in his ears. When he opened his eyes, a thick smokescreen hung in the room. He could hear the others coughing and was soon to join them.

“Gah, they’ve run! There’s some kind of back door, I can see it from here!” came Scott’s yell from the headset, only just audible to Kurt through the persistent ringing in his ears. 

There was more shouting over the intercom, but Kurt couldn’t make it out, instead, he found the nearest wall and pressed his face against it, the small pocket he formed giving him momentary respite from the thick smog. 

A movement in the corner of his eye caught his attention and Kurt inched towards it, peering through a beginning-to-clear haze. His hand raised to his earpiece and he spoke into it, hoping the others would hear him. 

”You guys go after them, I’ll catch up! I think I’ve found something…”

anonymous asked:

Another post in the Magnus tag was someone upset that we were in the Magnus tag, talking about how bad ass and smart Magnus was, but we weren't talking about Alec being a badass. Like...

someone showed me that post and i was like….. so magnus can’t have his time to shine now or? we haven’t had bamf!magnus in the longest time, let us enjoy it….. i’m tired…

Bamfs - Nightangel

I had this idea that Warren would babysit the Bamfs when Kurt was away. Now I don’t know much about Bamfs so don’t expect too much accuracy from this little one-shot but *throws* have it anyway :D

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Warren understood that it would upset Kurt greatly if his little…well, Warren didn’t know what to class them as, his kids? Brothers? Tiny minions? Regardless of their label, Kurt wouldn’t be happy if any of them came out with a single injury, which was getting harder and harder to maintain as the minutes crawled by.

The “Bamfs” as Kurt called them, were the little creatures that had been left with Warren as Kurt went on a rather dangerous mutant-retrieving mission with his fellow X-Men - for which Warren had not yet been recruited. That time would come, and with it the relieved duty of playing babysitter.

But there Warren sat, curled up on his bed with his headphones tightly over his ears in an attempt to convey to the little demons that he simply didn’t care. He’d tried speaking to them, but found that they knew only German, a result of being around Kurt he assumed. It made the whole situation more and more frustrating.

The Bamfs - all eight of them - had taken a liking to his wings, constantly crawling up the bed (and up Warren!) to take a look and a feel. It didn’t help that they could teleport, for whenever Warren tried to shoo them away, they poofed just out of his reach only to come back after a minute.

They jumped on everything, climbed on everything, and Warren was certain that half of his tapes now had bite marks on them. Is this what kids are like? he thought as he swatted at a Bamf getting too close to his wings again. The creature stuck out his tongue at him and proceeded to teleport to his light fixture and hang from it.

“It’s not my goddamn fault if you all end up dead!” Warren exclaimed, ripping off his headset and tossing it aside. He stretched his wings and arms, hearing satisfying pops in return. The Bamfs took quiet notice of his change of position but quickly resumed their activities, constantly babbling in German as they did.

One Bamf sat quietly away from all the rest. He stared in awe at Warren’s scowl, then mimicked it, followed by a toothy grin. He padded over to the winged mutant and stood on the bed. With wide eyes, he carefully reached out a three-fingered hand and placed it on Warren’s cheek.

Warren froze as the loner Bamf touched his face. In his mind, he was repeating the word “what” about a hundred miles per hour. The speed at which he did so only increased as the other seven stopped what they were doing and grabbed a hold of Warren. He opened his mouth to speak, but words were soon replaced by a screech as the tiny demons teleported him to the front lawn of the School.

He landed rather ungracefully on his bum and it took a few seconds to clear his vision of the smoke, but as soon as it did, he found only one Bamf still attached to his arm. Warren glared at him, receiving a cheeky smile in response.

“Varren!” the tiny blue creature stated, crawling into his lap and plopping down on his stomach. Warren wheezed - since when did these things get so heavy? - and stood up, reflexively putting an arm underneath the Bamf to keep it from falling.

His mind worked slowly at the moment, and only after he processed the last few seconds had he realized the creature had said his name.

“Little guy, you just said my name!” Warren looked down curiously at the Bamf clutching tightly to his leather jacket. He stared up at Warren before nuzzling into his chest.

“Varren! Lassen Sie uns spielen gehen!” came a muffled reply. The tiny blue demon gestured to his fellow Bamfs as they crawled about the yard, some as far as the lake already.

“Buddy, you know I can’t understand-” Warren started, then groaned as he took off to catch the annoying creatures, the obedient Bamf clinging haphazardly to his front.

Minutes later, Warren had managed to gather the rest of the Bamfs and occupy them with a stick battle. They were rather skilled in the art of sword fighting, he noticed, leaning against a tree.

“You know, I really hoped that this would get me some brownie points with Kurt,” Warren grumbled, mostly to himself. “Only reason why I’m not smacking you all over the head right now. You aren’t going away anytime soon, are you? Our first date will be trying to catch you little guys, won’t it?” Warren realized what he’d said and his cheeks flushed.

Okay, so maybe he wanted a little more than “brownie points” when it came to Kurt. But no one needed to know that.

The outlier Bamf - Warren had decided to name him Blue - sat patiently at Warren’s feet and fiddled with a piece of grass. The man studied the small creature with a tiny smile on his face. He liked this one - quiet, simple, not destructive.

“So…” Warren began, but was interrupted by a painful tug on his hair. His smile immediately disappeared and he glanced up at the Bamf hanging upside-down by his tail on a branch. He pulled Warren’s hair again and grinned. In his other hand was a large white flower, which he placed in Warren’s palm as the man reached up to grab the Bamf.

Warren blinked. A flower? His gaze darted from the bloom in his hand to the precariously-hanging creature. His attention was then drawn to the silence from the other Bamfs, who, as he looked back at the bunch, now had different types of flowers stuffed into their tiny palms.

“Okay…uh, thanks?” Warren kneeled down and was showered with blooms. A smile crawled onto his face.

“Varren, Kurt!” Blue exclaimed. He patted Warren’s fists, now stuffed with flowers.

“You…want me to give these to Kurt?” Warren said slowly. Blue nodded after a moment of silence. The small face twisted with excitement.

Blue turned to the Bamfs and began speaking quickly in German, waving his hands as if giving orders. Warren watched in amusement as three Bamfs climbed on top of each other and motioned for Warren to stand as well. He did so, and came face-to-face with the little devils.

An eyebrow was quirked as Warren was handed a flower and directed to give it to the tower of Bamfs. He couldn’t contain his smile as he handed it to the top Bamf, who took it delicately and swooned, batting his eyes at Warren.

“Hold on,” Warren said, laughter breaking through his words, “are you doing what I think you’re doing?” He looked down at Blue, who wore a large smile.

“Varren. Kurt.” Blue pointed to Warren, then the tower of Bamfs. The winged mutant fell into a fit of laughter, leaning against the tree in an attempt to catch his breath.

“Okay, okay, you want to play this game?” Warren gasped after a minute of hysterics. “Okay then. Okay. We’re doing this. Why the hell not.”

He turned back to “Kurt” and stood up straight. “So, uh, what now?”

The topmost Bamf tossed the flower to the side and grabbed a hold of Warren’s cheeks. A sound of protest from Warren was followed by cheers from the unoccupied Bamfs as the small creature placed a kiss onto Warren’s lips.

Warren stumbled back and wiped his mouth, internally screaming.

“Yo, I did NOT say that was okay!” he exclaimed with a shocked glare and red cheeks. The Bamf tower only laughed, high-pitched and gleeful, and made grabby-handed motions. “Nooooo, no!”

Blue swiftly knocked the bottommost Bamf in the arm, who feigned hurt and rolled his eyes. He pinched the middle Bamf, who did the same to the topmost Bamf. The blue devil made a noise of displeasure, crossing his arms. He muttered some unheard phrase in German but motioned for Warren to return to his position.

“Hell no!” was Warren’s reply. He glanced down as he felt a tug on his pant leg and found Blue holding up a large rose. The look the creature wore was pleading and hopeful.

After a moment of hesitation, Warren rolled his eyes and took the flower. He faced the Bamf tower, and with a deep breath he put on his most charming smile.

“Heya, blue cutie, wanna come with me to dinner?” Warren produced the rose from behind his back and offered it to the Bamf. The Bamf took it and sniffed, a dreamy smile crossing over his features. Warren could suddenly see the similarities between the little demons and Kurt, the playful tones behind their eyes and - for the most part - gentle and careful movements.

“Vhy yes, I’d love to,” came a reply from behind Warren. Now that was a voice he recognized. A squeak of embarrassment left his lips as Warren straightened and turned around swiftly.

Kurt’s mouth was drawn into a smile and he was snickering quietly. Warren noted the light purple splotches on his cheeks as his own face grew warm.

“I, uh…I didn’t mean to…well, I guess,” Warren sputtered. He dared not meet Kurt’s eyes. “They made me!” He finally cried out, pointing an accusing finger at the group of Bamfs.

“Who did?” Warren lifted his gaze and was met with teasing confusion.

“The hell do you mean? Your little Bamf buddies, they forced me to…”

Warren turned back around and blinked. The place where the group had been gathered a minute ago was now barren. In their place, there laid a perfect white rose.

“Are you feeling okay, Varren?” Kurt asked, breaking his confusion. He walked over and placed a three-fingered hand on Warren’s forehead, brushing away the curls and feeling his temperature.

“Yeah, I guess so.” Warren cleared his throat and flapped his wings nervously. An awkward silence fell over the pair as Kurt dropped his hand.

“Vell, if it’s not too much trouble, I vould like to take you up on your offer for dinner,” Kurt said after a minute. He gave a small smile and leaned down to scoop up the rose.

Warren’s heart could’ve burst out of his chest at the adorable situation. Kurt’s shy smile, his darkening cheeks, handing Warren a rose and accepting his unintentional date offer.

“I mean, if you really want to.” Kurt nodded and placed the rose in Warren’s front jacket pocket. The brightly-colored bloom stuck out against the dark leather.

Warren spread his arms and wings. Kurt pressed against him and wrapped his arms around Warren’s neck. He took off into the setting sun towards town, but not before he caught the gaze of a certain Bamf, who winked from behind a tree.

The winged mutant smiled back.

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I DON’T KNOW LOL…The idea was cute in my head.

For those who didn’t catch it, Kurt had returned from the mission to find Warren practicing asking him out. (I felt like I didn’t make that clear so here you go)

“Lassen Sie uns spielen gehen!” - “Let’s go play!”

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- Do you recognize me?
- I don’t even recognize me. Why would you be familiar?
- Because my name, Kurt Weller, is tattooed on your back.