now that i'm in school you'll actually see me make stuff

Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞

anonymous asked:

THE ANGST QUEEN! I have to have more Iwaizumi please! Can he be friends with benefits with the popular girl at school? He starts to fall for her but she doesn't seem to look at him like that? Angsty as possible! (I'm pretty sure you'll make me hurt)

How is ____-san so perfect and doesn’t have a boyfriend?

I wish she would look my way, then just maybe I could date her!

It doesn’t matter if ____-san gets a boyfriend or not, they’ll all come to her. Luckily, she doesn’t have one now, so it doesn’t matter.

Iwaizumi inhaled your scent more just to ban the unnecessary thoughts away. It just annoyed him more though. No matter how much he rested in the crook of your neck, the thoughts just kept developing.

There he goes. Do you think he’ll actually get to be her boyfriend?

I heard ____-san said yes to a date to a guy, do you think they’re dating now?

Even if ____-san rejects someone, she’s so perfect it’s never awkward after. That’s why ____-san wants to be her friend or more. She’s so nice, fucking gorgeous also. How could anyone not want her? Too bad no one will ever get with her.

It was all so stupid. Just thinking about these things. Why did it matter to Iwaizumi?

He couldn’t help but push his hips into you more, harder to make the volleyball club door shake with each pound. It made it a bit easier to only think about you holding back your moans, rather than other stuff. The harder Iwaizumi pounded himself into you, the more you reacted. And he liked it.

When you bit down onto your knuckle to hold back from moaning too loud, Iwaizumi only went harder to see you react more. He loved it when you wrapped your arms around his neck, letting him bring his hips into you faster. His grip under your knees became tighter as he pushed them against the door more, allowing him to reach deeper into you.

“Iwaizumi-kun, s-stop,” you moaned. Your warm breath against his ear only made his spine tingle and cock become harder.

“Really? Even though you like it, ____-san?” Iwaizumi asked.

Just as you were about to answer, Iwaizumi slowly licked behind your ear, flicking his tongue then biting the spot afterword. You slapped a hand over your loud moan.

“Someone might hear you,” Iwaizumi warned, another slow lick behind your ear.

But it didn’t stop there. His tongue travelled to the nape of your chest. As his hips slowly dug into you with each away, he bit at your chest. Your back arched a bit from the friction. Iwaizumi’s length making such friction you craved almost everyday and his teeth giving you a pleasure you never knew before made it hard to have your back be still against the door.

“Iwaizumi-kun,” you panted. He only looked to your half lidded eyes, continuing to pleasure you. Iwaizumi had such an intense stare whenever you two did this. It only made your sex french more for him. “You’re making it hard to be quiet.”

Iwaizumi chuckled into your skin, and then smirked. “Good.”

It was quiet, muffled, but you heard it. And it confused you. But you didn’t have much time to ponder as Iwaizumi began to pound his hips into you, harder and faster than ever. You latched your arms and legs around Iwaizumi, biting down into his shoulder. He panted to the pleasurable bite, wishing he could do the same.

Iwaizumi wanted to mark you. He sounded ungrateful and selfish, but this wasn’t enough anymore. Your walls wrapped around him tighter, but he wanted more. Even as your hands brought his to play with your erect nipples, Iwaizumi wanted more of you. He didn’t want you to beg for his touch, he wanted you to beg for more than that.

Iwaizumi wanted you to want him.

“____-san, you’re gonna make me cum if you keep getting tighter,” Iwaizumi grunted. He said that, but as he pinches your nipple, he anticipates your walls clenching onto him tighter.

“H-Hajime, me too,” you gasped.

His eyes widened. Did Iwaizumi hear that right? Even if he didn’t, he couldn’t hold back. You moaning his name couldnt calm him down in any situation.

Swiftly, Iwaizumi brought his hips into you faster and harder than earlier. There wasn’t a care in his head for the way the door was pounding along with you two. Your back was against the door fully, your knuckle getting bit into to stifle your moans. Iwaizumi made you do that. He was the reason you feel good.

“H-Hajime,” you moaned a bit too loud.

“____-san, I’m gonna-”

You smashed your lips against Iwaizumi’s. That was all it took. It was surprising, being the second kiss you two had ever shared. Iwaizumi pushed his length deep and harder into you, filling in your walls enough to make you erupt. He liked that he could feel your muffled moans against his lips as he twitched inside your clamped walls. He liked that your walls craved his cock again after calming down. He loved that your lips were soft against his, and even softer as you said his name again.

Iwaizumi loved you.


“Iwaizumi-kun, are you okay?”

Iwaizumi turned to you after he placed his practice shirt on, finding you buttoning your shirt with such concern for him. It caught him off guard, really. But he had to hold back his sigh, even mentally doing it would distress him.

“Iwaizumi-kun?” you tried again.

“Yeah, I’m okay,” Iwaizumi lied. There was no harm in telling the truth. But there would be no point in telling it either.

You watched as he turned back to his sports bag, placing in his school uniform neatly into it. Iwaizumi could feel you staring at him and it burned his back. The day was only half done and he was already more tired than he usually was after practice. He just wanted the day to be over.

“Hajime,”

Iwaizumi froze. What was the point? To get closer to him? Why did you care so much? What was the point to all of this?

Neither of you talked about it or even acknowledged each other outside of this. It all started out of stupidity. Iwaizumi forgot his book in his locker and just happened to find you crying in your classroom. It wasn’t his business, if he wasn’t so stupid to stare, this would have never been happened. But he did. And you two locked eyes and you just couldn’t help but bring him into the classroom. It started with a kiss, and then ended with you two buttoning your shirts back on.

Not once did you two ever talk about it. Neither of you even brought it up. Let alone looked at each other. For a few days, Iwaizumi would look at you, and you at him. But it didn’t mean anything, because even when he would want to go up to you, start a conversation maybe, you would look away. Iwaizumi would even find himself feeling stupid for even looking at you when you would just walk away.

But of course, you two would find yourself wrapped in each other’s arms, panting one another’s names and finding pleasure in the other.

Iwaizumi never understood, but he never questioned it. At first, he just labeled it as that stupid term, “friends with benefits”. It seemed to fit fine. When you asked for his number, it was just for the times you wanted to relieve stress he assumed. A few times it was. Other times, he would find a text from you about homework or a movie. Never really to study together or watch one with each other, you would just ask what he thought about it. Iwaizumi’s answers would be simple and honest. And that was it.

As time moved on, he found himself curious as well. He wanted to know more, just out of curiosity. If Iwaizumi was doing those things with you, it wouldn’t be weird to ask the same questions. So he did, and that’s when all his troubles started.

Maybe if he didn’t start asking, he wouldn’t start minding what people said about you. Iwaizumi always nudged away the thoughts or forced himself to look away. Whenever he left your place, Iwaizumi had to quickly get out just so he couldn’t get so engulfed in the scene. Your tired naked body laying next to him, panting because of him, you smiling next to him. It was hard to leave. You two would talk. And laugh. Sometimes, when your family was out, Iwaizumi would stay over and eat along with you. You actually cooked and talked with him. It was fun. And it was getting hard to not fall for you.

One time when you two finished, he asked if you wanted to get something to eat, just because he wanted more time with you. And to test it. Were you embarrassed to be seen with him? Would he be some other guy to you? Was it something more to you? Will this be something more than just friends with benefits?

But when you rejected Iwaizumi, he took it as is. This relationship you two had going on, it wasn’t meant to be more. Iwaizumi began to regret even asking questions back to you. Then maybe Iwaizumi wouldn’t have been so stupid to fall for someone too perfect for him.

“Don’t you think we should end this?” Iwaizumi asked. He stood up, facing you and forcing a pout. It was his natural face after all, but he really felt emotional. His heart was beating like crazy to see you shocked. Was it fear of losing this or shock from the sudden question?

“Oh,” you managed to say. “Did you want to?”

It was just for you. “Yeah. I guess.”

“Oh,” you said quietly. You looked a bit disappointed. Iwaizumi looked away. If you were disappointed, he would begin to think of other reasons instead of the actual one. You didn’t have anyone to sleep with anymore, you weren’t disappointed because Iwaizumi would be gone. “Why?”

That was unexpected. “Because it was stupid. This is stupid and pointless.”

“No. No, it’s not, Hajime,” you shook your head.

“Look, ____-san, to you it’s not,” Iwaizumi sighed. He really just wanted the day to be over. “But what’s the point? It won’t keep going. And I don’t think the guys that come up to you will like hearing that you sleep with me. Let’s just end this.”

Iwaizumi began to walk to the door, until you grabbed his wrist. “Hajime, wait!”

“Why do you say my name like we’re so close?” Iwaizumi asked irritated.

“I… We’re sleeping together, I’ve said it before. I thought it was-”

“We were only sleeping together,” Iwaizumi interjected. He flinched to his own words just like you did. It was more of a reminder to himself than to tell you. Iwaizumi shook his head and walked out the door.

“Hajime, wait!” you called out.

You swiftly ran, blocking Iwaizumi from walking down the stairs. He wouldn’t meet you in the eyes, and your heart was pounding too much to look anywhere else. Iwaizumi has seen that look before. You’ve silently asked for it when he’s pushing deep inside you.

Look at me.

“You should go, before anyone else sees you here,” Iwaizumi
mumbled.

“Do you not want to be seen with me?” you retorted, a bit hurt.

And that made Iwaizumi annoyed. “Weren’t you the one who never wanted to be seen with me?”

“What? Hajime, no, I-”

“Every time I look at you, you act like I don’t exist. If it’s so hard just to say hi, then it shouldn’t matter if this is done with. This was stupid anyway, ____-san,” Iwaizumi said. He sounded so bitter. Maybe he was, but as you grabbed onto his wrist, shaking your head, he couldn’t be composed. “Why do you care so much?”

“I… Because I…” your voice trailed off as your eyes trailed away from Iwaizumi. Instantly you became red and didn’t know how to speak.

Because the entire Seijou volleyball team stood behind the door, their eyes as wide as their shock and your embarrassment.

Confused, Iwaizumi turned slowly. He immediately became as red as you to find his teammates. Iwaizumi turned his back to you, holding his arm out in front of you. You grabbed onto it, bringing your forehead to his bicep. Even with Iwaizumi’s muscular arm, the entire team could still see you glow from the embarrassment.

“You idiots, were you just going to keep standing there eavesdropping?!” Iwaizumi yelled. He didn’t mean to, he was just embarrassed. Just how much of the conversation did they hear? Did they hear the door earlier?

“That… That was you two this whole time?” Oikawa asked, appalled.

Both you and Iwaizumi flinched. “W-Wait, it’s a misunderstanding!”

Iwaizumi’s head snapped to you. You were denying it. Of course you were, you were ashamed to be seen with him after all.

Everyone looked to Iwaizumi confused as he stood straighter, dropping his arm, and more composed. A hole grew in your stomach.

“It’s like ____-san said, its not what you guys think,” Iwaizumi said.

Before anyone could say a thing, Iwaizumi turned and walked down the stairs behind you. It was for a second, but you could see. And panic came into your heart. Iwaizumi didn’t want anything to do with you.

His eyes were strong. And they were strong enough to tell you that even without looking at you.

You shook your head and made your way towards Iwaizumi. “Hajime, Hajime, no, please wait!”

“You should go home, ____-san. I have to go to practice,” Iwaizumi replied without turning to you.

No matter how much you called out to him, Iwaizumi kept walking. No matter how much you wanted to chase him more, your legs wouldn’t move. No matter how much you stared, Iwaizumi wouldn’t look at you.

He never did again.

Riarkle First Date One Shot (as quick as I could so it's not great)
  • : Knock on the door, Cory answers, Farkle is standing there:
  • Farkle: Hi, Mr Matthews...
  • Cory(surprised): Farkle, hi, come in…don’t you usually use my daughters window as your method of coming and going?
  • Farkle: Well yea, sir, usually I do, but I thought tonight I should use the door…
  • Cory: Tonight? Why tonight?
  • : Maya enters from stairs:
  • Maya(smirking): Cause he’s taking Riley out on a date, Matthews, duh.
  • Cory(staring confusingly at Farkle): ...Wha???
  • : Farkle raises his finger and opens his mouth to anwser, but nervously no words come out:
  • Maya(knowingly): Oh, I’m sorry, had you not heard?!?!
  • : Riley appears on stairs, her and Farkle lock eyes, they start running in slow motion towards each other:
  • Maya: Wow, you two nerds are made for each other.
  • Cory(Stopping them with his hands): Wait wait wait wait wait! America- I mean Riley- you were with Japan- I mean- but now - Canada? You-bowling? Huh?!
  • Riley(smiling): Yea Dad, Canada…taken for granted-
  • Farkle(smiling back): -But always there for you.
  • : Pause, Riley and Farkle just staring at each other smiling goofily, Cory looks horrified, pointing back and forth at them:
  • Maya(starts pushing Riley and Farkle out the door, scoots past a frozen Cory): OKAY, well run along now, have her home by 10 young man, you crazy kids have fun...
  • : Looking back at Cory:
  • ...Don’t worry, it'll be fine.
  • : Maya shuts door behind her:
  • Cory: Will they be fine? Is this a good thing or do I need to be terrified cause I gotta tell ya, I'm feelin a little terrified right now.
  • Topanga(patting him): Aw, honey, don't worry...I think it might be a great thing.
  • —————————————————————————————————————————
  • : Riley and Farkle walking down the street, Farkle has her arm and is almost dragging her he's walking so fast:
  • Riley(laughing): Farkle, slow down! Where are you taking me!? Where are we going?
  • Farkle: It’s a surprise! And no where, cause were here!
  • Riley(looking up): Cafe….Hey. You brought me to Cafe Hey?
  • Farkle: OK Zay told me it was lame, but our grandparents met here and I thought it would kind of a cool idea to-
  • Riley: -I love it.
  • Farkle(proud of himself): I thought you might say that. And it's a good thing you did-
  • Riley: Why?
  • Farkle: Cause it’s open mic night for poetry and I signed you up!
  • Riley: -say what now?
  • Farkle(dragging her in): You can do that poem you wrote based on Our Town for English class-
  • Riley: Farkle, I don’t have it memorized I can’t just-
  • Farkle: -Of course not, I know that! ...But are you gonna tell me you DON'T have it written down in the notebook you're carrying inside your purse?
  • : Riley is frozen, giving him the death stare:
  • Farkle: You'll do great! You were Juliet in the school play!
  • Riley: Farkle, that was pretending to be someone else. This is…me, being me in front of a bunch of strangers. I can’t do that!
  • Farkle: Riley you can’t be anything BUT you. And that poem is beautiful… Come on, what would great grandma Rosie do?
  • : Waitress comes up to get there order:
  • Farkle: Two mango smoothies, extra thick with spoons please.
  • (turning his attention back to Riley nonchalantly)
  • …So?
  • Riley(smiling admiringly from the order he made): She would probably thank you for making her go up there.
  • Announcer: Thank you, Cool Cat Joe, who once again has lived up to his name by reading us yet another piece on the riveting aspects of what it's like being a cat owner! Alrightttt, so next up we have...Riley Matthews, with her poem "Horizon"! Let’s show her some love, my people!
  • : Audience snapping, Riley suddenly looking terrified:
  • : Riley walks up to stage, trips a little up the stairs, gets blinded by lights, and blocks them with her arms. Lights dim so she can see. She looks out, terrified/horrified look on her face, but seeing Farkle smiling at her. She begins:
  • Riley:
  • It all seems to stop
  • Right at once.
  • I breathe in, deep-
  • As the whole world
  • slowly turns to gold
  • And sometimes it seems like
  • We are nothing but tiny specks
  • In our towns,
  • Our cities,
  • Our Universe,
  • Our lives.
  • But I stand up,
  • I stand strong,
  • Dressed in glitter and rainbows
  • Determined to find hope
  • Or some silver
  • In even the tiniest of linings.
  • And that’s how I know
  • There is no end
  • To my Horizon.
  • …Thank you.
  • : Pause of silence, crowd bursts with applause, standing ovation:
  • : Riley has tears in her eyes, looking out at crowd:
  • ;Runs down to hug Farkle;
  • Riley: THAT...WAS AMAZING! THANK YOU! This is the greatest date ever!
  • Farkle: Don’t say that yet. This is a two parter! You ready for what comes next?
  • Riley(pensive): Yea….I think I am.
  • ——————————————————————
  • : Riley and Farkle on a rooftop stars are shining extremely bright and clear:
  • Riley: Wow, Farkle this is…beautiful
  • Farkle(pridefully): I know, right?
  • Riley: It’s like we’re-
  • Farkle: -Tiny specks in the Universe?
  • Riley(laughing): Exactly.
  • Farkle: So this whole being on a date thing…do you think it's weird?
  • Riley(poking fun): Weird? Why, because it’s with you, Farkley, orange turtleneck wearing boy genius, who I’ve known since he was practically in diapers?
  • Farkle(embarrassed but laughing): Hey, I don't wear those things anymore! But-yea, cause of that.
  • Riley(Ponders, then says): ...No. Actually, it kinda feels like we should have been doing this the whole time. Is THAT weird?
  • Farkle(looking down): It's not even a little bit weird.
  • : Long pause, Farkle looks back up at the sky:
  • Farkle: …So did you hear they’re thinking of making pluto a planet again?
  • Riley: Yea, how ‘bout that.
  • Farkle: They said by 2018 it might be officially reinstated as part of our solar system
  • Riley(beat): Do you know everything, genius?
  • Farkle(shrugging): Not everything thing, just most things...and I dunno, I guess maybe I check up on stuff that's important to you sometimes...just to sure good things happen cause I know it'll make you happy-
  • Riley: -Farkle?
  • Farkle: Yea?
  • Riley: I really like you.
  • : Farkle smiles, they both look back up at the sky. Farkle grabs her hand, starts to hold it, Riley looks surprised:
  • Farkle: Is...this OK?
  • Riley: It's perfect.

Part four of my Internet Friends Pliroy AU!  (This really needs a proper title…  Oh well, something will come to me eventually.)  Hope you guys like it!  As always, comments are welcomed and encouraged!!  <3

Part One, Part Two, Part Three


He woke up to a text at 9:04 a.m.

Yuratchka:  FUCK WE FORGOT TO TALK ABOUT THE VIDEO

J.J. laughed around his groan.  How was he already awake?  They had a day off between the short program and the free skate, so why wasn’t he resting? His phone chimed again.

Yuratchka:  Shit, I hope I didn’t wake you up.  I had a weird dream, so I woke up kind of wired.
Yuratchka:  You were in it, actually.  Well, kind of.  I don’t know what you look like so your face was… blank, I guess?  That was weird.  You were taller than me in my dream, too.  I don’t know if that’s true or not.  How tall are you?

J.J. snickered.  He might as well get up.  He checked the time on his converter—1 a.m. in Montreal.  He could be awake.  He’d have to stop texting him for several hours after responding a few times…  He could keep up the ruse.  It would be fine.

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Interview with Jack White by a 5- year-old kid in 2001.
  • Lucas is 5 years old. He likes what any other five year old kid would like...Popcicles, scooters, going to the beach...He also likes the White Stripes. He listens to them whenever he's in the car with his mom. He believes that Jack White is 10 years old and is making up those songs for him and his friends. These are questions he has asked me about the White Stripes and their songs and I relayed them to the band.
  • Lucas: Has the the Monkey stopped jumping on the bed?
  • Jack White: No, The monkey "Jimmy" has not stopped jumping on the bed for the last week but when he does it is only so that he can explode things that are not the color red. It is Jimmy's only power.
  • Lucas: What color is the school bus?
  • Jack White: The bus on "Sister Do You Know My Name" is blue.
  • Lucas: Do you like bowling?
  • Jack White: Yes, I like bowling very much. I have sung about bowling or bowling alleys in the White Stripes songs "Red Bowling Ball Ruth" and "Handsprings"
  • Lucas: Where did you get your red shoes?
  • Jack White: I got the red shoes from a fan of the band.
  • Lucas: Are you mad at the color blue?
  • Jack White: I don't hate the color blue...
  • Lucas: ...Did you have to wear good clothes on Easter?
  • Jack White: Actually, I wore a blue suit on Easter when Jesus rose from the dead. Jimmy the exploder hates the color blue and anything that is not red and has the power to explode those things with his mind.
  • Lucas: If Jimmy the monkey wear to wear a shirt that was not the color red would he then try to explode himself?
  • Jack White: Jimmy only wears his pair of red overalls and nothing else.
  • Lucas: Does Jimmy not eat banana's because they are yellow or does he eat those fancy red ones?
  • Jack White: Jimmy is the only monkey that lives off of an exclusive diet of red apples.
  • Lucas: Okay, the bus on "Sister, Do You Know My Name" is blue but what about the bus from the "Pack It Up" song?
  • Jack White: The bus on "I'm Bound To Pack It Up" is grey. He's not so sure that he wants to leave.
  • Lucas: When the boy broke a couple of rules so that the girl would notice him-what did he do? They make you sit on the bus when it is moving. Did he get in trouble?
  • Jack White: He breaks the rules just by getting in trouble with the nuns who teach at his school.
  • Lucas: Do fifth graders like you get sad on the last day of school because you wont see some of your friends until the fall?
  • Jack White: On the last day of school as a boy I would go outside and kiss the ground like the pope does when he lands in a new country but all the other kids didn't know about the pope doing that so they would make fun of me.
  • Lucas: If you were to take Jimmy the Monkey to the lake would he try to explode it because it's blue?
  • Jack White: I'm not sure what Jimmy would do if we took him to the lake. He would probably drink the water, you have to remember he only explodes things that aren't red WHEN HE WANTS TO.
  • Lucas: How far have you ever flown on a plane? What was it like?
  • Jack White: The farthest I've flown is Australia. It takes a long, long time to get there but it's so nice when you finally land.
  • Lucas: Australia?! Woah! That would be pretty cool! Did you see any kangaroos or wombats?
  • Jack White: Yes, we saw a koala, a baby wombat and the best thing we saw was a
  • tazmanian devil which looks like some kind of pig-dog. All at the zoo in Melbourne.
  • Lucas: Do you have a favorite song by the Coasters?
  • Jack White: My favorite Coasters song is "Riot In Cell Block #9."
  • Lucas: "White Blood Cells"...why such a crazy name and why are those shadow people bothering you on the front cover?
  • Jack White: The shadow-people might be bactria coming at us and Meg and I are the white blood cells. Or maybe it means white blood "sells" and the bacteria are media and music lovers...or maybe it means nothing at all.
  • Lucas: Why Toledo?
  • Jack White: Well, Toledo has been that sought after destination point. People don't exactly go on vacation there. The girl in the song was sending me to do things for her, like run an errand to Toledo, which probably wouldn't be fun.
  • Lucas: If there is no true love...how did you fall in love with a girl?
  • Jack White: You'll find out when you get older. If I told you now it would spoil it.
  • Lucas: On the back cover (of "White Blood Cells") are you in red because you are standing in the water and are you helping Meg across because she's in white and standing on the dirty ground?
  • Jack White: Perhaps on the back cover Meg and I are blood cells...or perhaps she is on the dirty ground and I am in happiness...or perhaps I'm dragging her into a place she doesn't want to be or maybe she's pulling me out of it.
  • Lucas: Where you thinking of monsters like Godzilla when you sang "Aluminum?"
  • Jack White: "Aluminum" is about the formation of aluminum in a factory. That is what the voices are try to imitate.
  • Lucas: What's your favorite building (besides your house) in Detroit?
  • Jack White: My favorite building in Detroit is the Manoogian Mansion where the mayor lives.
  • Lucas: Have you ever rode the People Mover? I did with my dad but I didn't see any other people on it.
  • Jack White: Yes, I rode the People Mover the first week it was running and it took me back where I started riding it. Someone told me they bought it from Cedar point because nobody would ride it over there.
  • Lucas: Do you ever let Jimmy the Monkey do the Astro? Can I do it? how do you do it?
  • Jack White: The Astro is whatever you do in secret that nobody knows about. Everybody does the Astro. Jimmy does the Astro.
  • Lucas: Did you have a favorite bike? What color was it?
  • Jack White: I had a pair of matching ten speed bikes that were dark red and they were Schwinns. I rode them all over this town on them but one of the few times I cried over a possession was when both of them were stolen.
  • Lucas: December?! It's cold but it's Christmas Time. Why be worried?
  • Jack White: December can be good or bad can't it? That goes for any month, day or year.
  • Lucas: My dad is showing me some guitar chords. The first one was the E. He told me all rock and rollers learn it first. Even Jack White?
  • Jack White: Yes, the E chord was the first chord I learned but my favorite is F because it is as low as you can go, without being E.
  • Lucas: I was listening to "Little Room" and I was thinking that in a little room you can have your favorite stuff and your good friends but in a bigger room you can have more stuff but more people will be in it too and you can't know them all and some of the are probably in the big room only only because it is big and they think they're suppose to be there just because the room is big.
  • Jack White: I think you're absolutely right about the big room. You're a pretty smart kid. It took me years to figure that out.
The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater Review
  • Hey Bookies! Long time no talk!
  • I have a couple of reviews coming for ya'll, I've just been uber busy with summer travelling and I haven't gotten around to it yet.
  • This review is *spoiler FREE!*
  • First and foremost, The Rave Boys was not at all what I was expecting. I was thinking this was a romantic contemporary style book about a girl who falls for a guy who is brothers with these other boys; the Raven boys. Boy was I wrong!
  • While this book does have some romantic elements it surely isn't contemporary. I'd classify this book as a paranormal contemporary, since the events that occur aren't 'exactly' fantastical.
  • So in case you don't know anything about this series, here's a brief summary. TRB follows Blue Sargent, who is the daughter of a psychic of sorts. While Blue doesn't possess any form of psychic abilities, her presence makes readings stronger. She is no newbie to talk of the dead, and ghosts and spirits do not scare her. When Blue meets Gansey, a high school Aglionby student who is obsessed with finding a long lost king, Glendower, in hopes of him granting him a wish, her life is turned upside-down... But not in the way you may think. Because Blue has seen one of the Raven boys before... In a graveyard on St. Marks day- the day where those who will die within the next year show their spirits. Blue knows she shouldn't get too close to these boys, especially if one of them is going to die. But with this quest, and the other secrets that are unlocked before her... It's nearly too hard to keep away.
  • So as I was saying, not at all what I was expecting! I thought these charters were really interesting. I liked them because they weren't perfect. Gansey, who would be easy to write as the swoon worthy male character is actually flawed by his obsession with finding Glendower. Adam could also be written as swoon worthy, but is unable to stand up for what he wants at times. Then there's Ronan and well... he is the baddie of the group. And Noah well... You'll have to read the book to find out his flaws! ;)
  • I liked Blue as well. I thought her reactions to what these guys were after and what they were doing was actually quite realistic given that she has been around strange paranormal stuff all her life. I'm a super scaredy cat when it comes to that sort of thing so to see her walking head on into dark forests and graveyards had me feeling a bit more brave! Ahh... How books transport us...
  • I haven't read a paranormal contemporary book in well... A really long time. I'm not continuing with the series right away (I'm REALLY into the To All The Boys I've Loved Before series by Jenny Han rn) BUUUUT that isn't to say I never will. I'm interested in where this series will go, and it's always good to broaden your reading!
  • 3.75-4/5 stars!
  • Have you read TRB???? I know it's been in the world for a while but I'm just hopping on the train now. Share your thoughts with me!
  • Thanks for reading!
  • - T

anonymous asked:

I don't know much about the members, could you pleass tell me more about each member? I'm new into block b and would like to learn something about each member.

Taeil: Lee Taeil 90.09.24 

He likes fish and animals a lot…a lot a lot. He the shortest member but wears insoles (5’4 I was told). He works out; very toned. Has tattoos on both his arms and on his chest; there are most likely more but are not confirmed. Loves hats; he use to wear beanies and stuff but big hats are in and they make him look taller. He wears glasses because he thinks his eyes are his biggest flaw. He actually a thug and will hit you without a second thought but because of his height he babied so he puts on a cute show for everyone. Likes lollipops. Is shipped with P.o because they are always together giggling and being stupid.

P.o: Pyo Jihoon 93.02.02

Fashionista grandpa maknae. Also I only have two pairs of leather pants that I wear on stage everyday maknae. Can go from the squishiest of squishys to model in seconds. Awkward yes sorry Pyo stans this baby is an awkward jelly donut. Dealt with weight before losing it all to get into Stardom. Wanted to become a rapper/get into Stardom because of Zico and Kyung. Loves cute things *coughs* Taeil *coughs*. 99% of the time he squish and you can never deny the squish. Very well mannered helps staff clean up, tucks member’s shirts in when they ride up, you have something on you? he got it, he just really well mannered. Brings his own clothes to sets. Recycles his old clothes and makes new things with it. Comes from a wealthy family. 

Zico: Woo Jiho 92.09.14

The reason Block B both sinks and swims at the same time. He open with what he thinks and half the time really does not care. Writes and produces all of Block B’s songs along side Poptime. Always in the 20 thousand studios he goes to. Was an underground rapper that went by the name of Nacseo of course changed to Zico shortly after he was in Japan. Zico is his name Jiho and a Japanese word co that you add to the end of names; I forgot the exact Japanese part sorry. Loves to bleach his hair blond and when he changes it to another color a week later its blond again. Has baby eyebrows, his bottom lip skin gives up half way because there is no need for it to be that big, gets his nails done, wears the most makeup out of the group, has wide hips, has a bit of pudge pudgy pudgy pudgy…okay sorry that my bias side going too far. Likes talking about his music all the time. MCs for Music Core. Shoves his fingers into people’s mouths a lot. Acts like a 40 year old business man but sometimes you can see the 22 year old come out and its the cutest thing. Lives outside the dorm.

Ukwon: Kim Yukwon 92.04.09

Is becoming greedy for more singing parts. Enjoys to dance; part of the dance line with BBomb. Been having a girlfriend for a few years now. Her name is Sunhye. You will hear a lot of jokes going by the lines of Sorry I have a girlfriend since he strict with how he does fan service and tells people that. LOVES Taeyang; any of the latest videos of them you can hear him singing Eyes, Nose, Lips in the background. He WILL dance for no good reason which is amazing. Recently was in a musical called All Shook Up. Loves minions from Despicable Me. Is one of the more private members. Lives outside the dorm most likely with his girlfriend.

Jaehyo: Ahn Jaehyo 90.12.23

Has a thing for the Korean rubber duck. Thinks…no knows his the prettiest member. The calmest member out of the seven. He the number one target for harassment but you never see him actually get angry by it. Takes photos with his dslr and is getting back into it. Likes electronics; has like 5 different computers. Tallest member. One of the sweetest members; all are super sweet and nice but there are more sweeter ones then others and he the second sweetest.

Kyung: Park Kyung 92.07.08 

Second tiniest member and he loves his insoles. Been knowing Jiho since grade school and loves to black mail him. Loves the camera. He took drama/theater in school. Cheesiest member that has no problems embarrassing himself. Is in love with BBCs and will always say it. Just make a face of I know you and he will come running to love you. Sweetest member out the group. Was in the underground and had the name Horse K. and Holke. Lived in New Zealand for a few years so can speak English pretty well; loves to show it off…when no one else can speak English well. JUST MAKE HIM YOUR BIAS NO ULT. I DON’T EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN HIM BECAUSE YOU ALREADY BIASED HIM AND YOU JUST DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT. HE THE BEST CHOICE I PROMISE. 

BBomb: Lee Minhyuk 90.12.14

The quietest member most private after Ukwon. Part of the dance line. Excels in his dances. Helps other members with the dance practice with Ukwon. Likes to take selcas from the same angle. Very domestic. Is taking acting classes! Tells terrible jokes that only BBomb stans find funny; I’m sorry Minhyukie I love you but… Lives outside the dorm.

Well welcome to the fandom Block B is a mess. Zico and Kyung will always be fighting for camera time or for no good reason because Kyung said something about Zico’s private life. Taeil will always be judging. Jaehyo will be neutral on things unless it’s about looks. BBomb will always be smiling/waving like a cutie. Ukwon will most likely be singing a Taeyang song in the background. P.o will be the cute squishy maknae that either making faces or hugging Taeil.