now repeat after me

  • Mrs Weasley: now repeat after me Harry - Diagon Alley.
  • Harry: DIE AGGGARD GARY! Oh shoot! I mean DAGGER RON AGGY! FUCK! DIJON AOILI! DRAGON CON VALLEY! FUCK!!
Repeat after me now

- Auxia is Keiths mom
- Sven is better than the Shiro that came back from the galras
- Give Pidge more love(screentime, badassery and kickassery)
- The last episode was the best of the best
- Haggar is space lady Macbeth
- ONLY SEVEN EPISODES?
- Lotor actually loves his generals and they’re not just minions to him. ‘Cause god damn it I need that

True Love with Peter Parker (Headcanon)

here’s a sweet/lowkey funny?? idk lmao, headcanon for u all! hope u like!! super LONG WOW BE PREPARED (KEEP READING PORTION BC OF LENGTH! SO BE SURE TO CLICK IT:D lmao whe u think it’s over IT’S NOT) (not my gif) 

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Based off the song True Love by P!nk (feat. Lily Allen) listen to it here!

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Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say. Sometimes I wanna slap you in your whole face. There’s no one quite like you. You push all my buttons down, I know life would suck without you

- okay you didn’t hate peter parker per say…

- fine you really, really disliked him

- it wasn’t an anger filled hate, it was almost like a clueless filled hate

- you and peter were standing on the line between friends and a couple

- it was almost like a game to peter, just to see how far he could push you

- “you were totally just checking me out.’‘

- “PETER NO I WASN’T I WAS LOOKING AT THE POSTER BEHIND YOU.”

- “okay, sure.’’

- H E A D A S S

- his scratchy yet soothing voice whispered against your ear softly

- fuck fuck fuck fuck

- SEE ??? FRUSTRATING

At the same time, I wanna hug you, I wanna wrap my hands around your neck. You’re an asshole but I love you. And you make me so mad I ask myself, “Why I’m still here, or where could I go?”.You’re the only love I’ve ever known. But hate you, I really hate you. So much, I think it must be…

- it wasn’t your fault it was raining outside and his curls had popped out, framing his handsome, gentle face sweetly

- you were so fuckin whipped for this boy, it was actually pathetic

- the wavering line of friends and utter teasing was beginning to take a toll on the relationship

- y’all fought every second of the day

- but it was fighting that masked the love you felt for one another

- as if the bickering was just the emotions playing your true feelings

- peter’s soft eyes would brighten as a smirk played on his thin lips as he caught your eye during class

- your heart thumped rapidly in your chest as your eyes narrowed at him

- wowowowowowwowow he’s so pretty you hated yourself for allowing him to play with you like that

- the two of you would briskly touch hands in the hallway, almost as if it was a tease to do so

- the spARK IGNITED BOTH YOUR BODIES SO MUCH WOW

- at one point, you wanted to punch peter in the face and pull him into your comforting frame at the same time

True love, true love. It must be true love. Nothing else can break my heart like, true love, true love. It must be true love. No one else can break my heart like you.

- besides wanting to ridicule the other most of the time, your hearts yearned for the end of the friend zone

- peter knew how much he was in love with you, and if messing with you and him getting to see that cute little smirk you give him meant it was mutual be it

- he would scale your figure as you chatted to your friends, his eyes adorning your sweet features

- his arms folded across his chest as he wondered when he would have the balls to tell you how much he truly loved you

- he knew you felt the same towards him, but he didn’t know the strong love you felt for him back

- true love was so obvious between the two of you

- to quick glances at the other’s lips, and thumps of heart beats escalating as the other would smile 

- TEEN AGNST LOVE WOWOWOWOW

Just once try to wrap your little brain around my feelings. Just once please try not to be so mean. Repeat after me now R-O-M-A-N-C-E-E-E. Come on I’ll say it slowly (Romance). You can do it baby.

- you wanted to romance to be alive so badly, but you were afraid

- between fighting constantly and yearning for the validation of love from peter, your mind was always crawling back to the romance aspect

- you would imagine peter racing toward you in the hallway, reaching for your face softly, yanking your lips towards his in a fiery kiss

- wow your hormones were in a rage

- his lips looked so kissable as they smirked at you every day

- peter wasn’t the only headass wow

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anonymous asked:

I kno everyone speaks Japanese in the show bc it's a Japanese show, but I've looked through the wiki and I don't think Viktor actually knows Japanese??? It's not listed among his known languages in the trivia section (Russian, English, and French). I couldn't find what languages Yuuri speaks but it's likely he knows English from living in the states, so maybe they communicate through English??? I bet Viktor learns Japanese over time, but I don't think he already knows it at the beginning.

Hey there!!! So, I scoured the net to find both canon and fanon sources. In this interview it’s confirmed that Yuuri and Viktor use English as base language of communication, and they’re both fluent. As you said, though, it’s also confirmed that Viktor’s fluent in Russian, English and French. Nothing is said about Japanese. In that regard, this post is super interesting. I’ll quote some of the tl;dr points here for practical reasons:

  • When Victor speaks Japanese he sounds like a foreigner
  • Victor maybe has rudimentary Japanese skills, but not enough for him to understand or participate in complex discussions. (Example: ep 4, when he has to ask Yuri what everyone is talking about.)
  • Every person Victor has had an in-depth conversation with so far has good English skills.

So, from auditory cues we can tell that Viktor does actually know a little bit of  Japanese, but his conversational skills are stilted at best. He uses English to communicate with Yuuri, Minako, the Nishigoris and other international skaters. I guess he does too with Mari? The funny thing about this is that, while in Hasetsu, people like Yuuri’s parents will most likely speak dialectal Japanese, which is harder to grasp and understand than regular Japanese, much less to learn.

Let’s keep in mind that Viktor already knows cyrillic and the roman alphabet, and has probably been studying English and French since he was 8/9 years old (even younger, if he was home schooled). Nonetheless, the fact that he’s fluent in both is still no small feat. If anything, I’d say he has a knack, or we can call it a talent, at grasping the basics and going with it. So a wild guess, before going to Japan he took like some online courses real quick to learn a general knowledge of it, for example how to ask for the bathroom and directions and food, drilled some useful vocabulary into his head and flew out because he just couldn’t make Katsuki Yuuri wait, now, could he? Once he got there, his skills gradually improved with time and practice. Actually, I really like thinking that he started learning Japanese directly after the banquet because he fell so hard he wanted to shorten the cultural distance between them immediately. (I read a marvelous fic about the whole language topic, I absolutely recommend it, it’s Repeat After Me by queenieofaces)

And now, my hcs on the thing because of course.

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First Time With Them: NCT TAEYONG

/ Yuta // TaeYong // JaeHyun // Johnny // Ten // WinWin /

/ B.A.P // BtoB // BTS // EXO // GOT7 // KActor // KHH // PENTAGON // SF9 // WINNER // SEVENTEEN /

  • Now repeat after me;
  • “TaeYong is a sweet little human and all his charisma is mostly present on stage, and camera” ;
  • Meaning that Tae, here, is actually rEALLY F U C C I N G soft;
  • Remember it;
  • He’s not wild;
  • He’s shy;
  • He’s not mean, or seemingly has a strong aura;
  • He’s fluffy and fuzzy;
  • He’s a great man;
  • Just the kind that little girls dream of when they think of a prince on a white horse;
  • And he’d treat you like a princess, as well;
  • With such care;
  • Such passion;
  • Such respect;
  • Every little word you’d say;
  •      It would be his silent command;
  • Not like a prince, more of a knight;
  • It would also do you good to remember that he’s not a sub tho;
  • He’s a switch;
  • And that first night with you he was careful and gentle and nice;
  • Nibbling at your skin;
  • Kissing you everywhere where he could place his lips on;
  • Slowly ravished you;
  • Ate you up like his last dinner;
  •      And complimenting your taste with no shame;
  • Because what was there to be ashamed of? ;
  • Dirty talking would be his thing, period;
  •      Even if he felt shy while saying all those little things;
  •           Even if his cheeks painted a bright red;
  • He liked that rush of embarrassment though;
  •      Nearly masochistic.
  • Kevin: My kids always text me mojos
  • House: OMG HOW CUTE!!!! MOJOS!??!! YOU MEANT EMOJIS LMAO!!! I LOVE IT!! SAY IT AGAIN!!
  • Josh: *pronounces word wrong because of his spanish accent*
  • House: Okay we're going to teach you how to speak English because what you're doing is unacceptable. WTF did you even just say? Every time you pronounce a word wrong, you're going to get hit. When you say it right, we'll give you a treat. Okay? Now, repeat after me...
Like A Diamond (Leo fluff/smut)

Originally posted by wonsiks-hamster-taek

Cutie taek *squeals*

So the reason that this took so long is because I wrote it out like 6 times and tumblr kept deleting it and I was having a mental breakdown agshkhdjoude I was so fucking m a d

This is my first smut i’m posting on this account so please let me know what you think on my asks or messages 

Written for frhhdj and lililoveskpop, enjoy! :)


Genre: Smut / fluff

Length: 3.7k

Pairing: Jung Taekwoon (Leo) + you

Summary: You’re having a bad day and Taekwoon wants to make sure you never doubt his love for you again by showing you how much you mean to him


Today just wasn’t your day. Your boss had constantly been on your back for the past week and any little bit of work you tried to provide he scoffed in your face, constantly saying you and your work weren’t ‘good enough’. He kept threatening to firing you for your incompetent work. You knew this wasn’t true because the company had less workers than it needed currently, but it was still making you feel shit.

You felt less than ‘good enough’ with your personal life as well. Taekwoon, your boyfriend of 4 months had managed to convince you to go on a public date with him. After much reluctance you agreed, just to see him happy. You hadn’t been dating long, but you still knew you’d do anything to see that beautiful smile on his face. 

You had been spotted by a fan and dozens of pictures of the two of you were taken and posted all over the internet. From the first time you saw the comments on it you could see starlights weren’t very happy about seeing their ‘precious Leo’ dating someone like you. They laughed at your appearance saying Taekwoon could do so much better than you. 

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Malcolm mimicked Abbott’s hands. “Like this?” he asked.

“Yes. You’re really getting this whole copying me thing down,” Abbott replied with what passed for a smile. “First the uh, shitty policies, desire to uh, hurt every minority in existence, the ignoring criticism, and now even the mannerisms.”

“Yes, uh.” Malcolm tried to smile as if his bones were more reptilian. It hurt. “Like this?”

“Good. Now repeat after me.” Abbott stood there in silence for a few minutes straight

“I don’t… I don’t understand. What is this?”

“How I deal with conflict.”