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Sherlock S4 fuckiness and the post-its I keep to remind me of it

In no particular order, I present the list of things that are particulary infuriating to me about S4 that I’ve been keeping on post-its by my bedside table the last month in case I lose hope. They are, for me, enough proof for The Lost Special. Today being 8th of March it seems fitting to keep them in mind.

(Disclaimer: this is a compound of theories developed by hundreds of people over a long time and I cannot possibly credit everyone or explain them at this point, so I’ll just list them.)

  • The Importance Of Being Ernest, by Oscar Wilde being quoted in TFP
  • Mycroft-> Lady Bracknell, the baby in the handbag = gun in the handbag (Euros and Vivian Norbury). The baby gets thrown in the Thames?
  • Queen’s I Want To Break Free in TFP stoping at “I’ve fallen in…” (love)
  • Elephant Glass Shock Proof in Euros’s cell
  • The elephant in the Thai menu in Mycroft’s frige
  • Rosie’s elephant toy
  • The elephant in John’s living room
  • The endless horror film references in TFP (many of them being hyper meta, especially Shutter Island)
  • John/Culverton mirror
  • Una Stubbs’ voice in TFP “Softer, Sherlock” instead of Euros’
  • Russian and Turkish leaks with no reaction
  • Over reaction with the promo chess pictures being leaked
  • Promo pictures being very similar to Clue’s movie poster -> Clue’s different endings and the similar final paused shot in TFP
  • The bulding up to Moriarty not making any sense (especially if we take into account M Theory, because he IS alive)
  • TLD having the gun shown multiple times, a smoking gun that is definitely not a tranquiliser gun. The last shot fading with red, like in Bond movies
  • The enormous red carpet under John in the therapist that resembles the blood pool in the market
  • HLV/TLD paralels
  • Martin breaking the 4th wall in T6T noding to the camera while holding the glass of wine
  • SHERLOCK: Romantic entanglement, while fulfilling for other people … JOHN (interrupting): … would complete you as a human being. NO PAY OFF FOR THIS. This mirrors the greenhouse conversation in TAB
  • Why was Molly upset when Euros called in TFP?
  • John/Molly mirror (Molly wearing the same jumper she wore in TEH while taking John’s place, the framing of that hellish shot with John and the coffin cover “I love you”)
  • “John is clearly standing behind him in the trailer, so unless he’s talking to a mirror for some very bizarre reason, I should think not.” -Mark
  • Sumatra/Samarra pointing out to TEH which lead us to The Lost Special and MINDING THE FREAKING GAP->Moriarty
  • “It’s never twins”
  • The camera shown in the hotel in T6T
  • Season 4 DVD not having “complete” like the other DVD’s had
  • Mark’s picture with the 4 fingers raised in Twitter
  • “Has it just occurred to you you’ve been played for an ad campaign” hello Apple Tree Yard  
  • Moriarty at the end of S4 DVD “You didn’t think I would just disappear, did you?”
  • The whole promotion about S4 and the season itself being about hacking
  • Skull Hell
  • Sherlock saving the tea cup and the boy in the hotel in T6T dropping the tea
  • Tea code being confirmed
  • “Is this a new person? I’m against new people.”
  • “You’d be better off with clown outfits. At least they’d be satirically relevant.”
  • Cake=violent death John and Sherlock going to get cake
  • Lady Smallwood’s name
  • Vatican cameos ignored
  • “And boop, they are fine”
  • Sherlock breaks the 4th wall (like in Queen’s I Want To Break Free videoclip)
  • WHERE IS JOHN’S LETTER
  • The Garridebs literally cliff-hanging
  • Chekhov’s gun on the promo picture and literally hanging on the wall in the Garridebs scene
  • “People always give up after three” 
  • Blue Power Ranger gay subtext
  • T6T being an old case about a gay couple -> Margaret Thatcher getting smashed, Sherlock not knowing who she is despite the fact that he knew in THoB
  • “Fresh paint to disguise another smell”
  • Mycroft watching his own romantic movie turning into an horror film
  • T6T starting with doctored footage
  • “That’s not what happened at all”
  • “Why does anyone do anything” Norbury/Moriarty
  • “Sherlock, the dragon slayer” (Mycroft, Moriarty and kinda Magnussen have all alluded to this and now Mary does)
  • Shark hell
  • Sherlock’s recurrent dream (?)
  • “Oh, good, I love an acronym. All the best secret societies have them.”
  • “It is what it is” either being followed by “says love” or being a quote by John Locke
  • MARCH 8. THE SECRET WILL BE UNLEASHED
  • "I don’t like loose ends. Not on my watch” says Mycroft/Mark, as he holds a pen and looks at the camera
  • #Ohwhatabeautifulmorning tying in with Oklahoma! and consequently with  Green Grow the Lilacs, a play with gay subtext all over that got misunderstood and very famous
  • Steven starting TLS rumors
  • TD-12 being memory corrupting
  • The freaking guy from the official Sherlock Youtube channel teasing TLS and saying “The greatest love story never told”
  • The girl on the plane being the same one from ASiB
  • The TAB-like transition when John faints in TFP
  • The S1 scripts being released for no reason
  • “Childhood trauma masked by an invented memory. Boring!” THoB (person=dog)  
  • Mary’s death not being realistic as pointed in HLV (thank you for reminding me, @antisocial-otaku)
  • The explosion in 221B not having the consequences in the building that   Mycroft foreshadowed and them being perfectly ok afterwards.
  • Where is Ben’s 26 pages scene?
  • What was Ben’s kissy gesture while saying “Very well. It’s going very well” in SDCC all about?
  • TFP as a whole. Too much to analyze there

Bonus:

  • “Love conquers all” 
  • “Groundbreaking”
  • “History making”
  • “Rug pull”
  • Derren Brown

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Hanzo;

※ Hanzo was never sure how his dragons would react to you. They were fierce, loyal, and protective creatures that lived to serve their master(s). He feared that they’d deem you unworthy to be in their presence.

※ It happened when you two were alone, meditating. He was in his usual kneeling position on a soft cushion, his hands resting on his thighs as he relaxed, while you were in the simple Bermese pose.

※ Neither of you knew why it happened but you noticed a shift in the atmosphere and snapped your eyes open. It was a startling feeling, but not a bad one. It was more of a surprise. Your eyes had went to Hanzo to see his arm glowing the bright blue it does when he summons his dragons.

※ That was your first and only warning before two dragons spiraled out of the male and twirled with each other in the air until they were high enough above you both, looking down. They stayed intertwined with each other while they floated aimlessly in the air. They seemed like they were waiting for you to say something.

※ A soft, wonderous, “Oh.” Was all that left your parted lips as you stared at the creatures in amazement. Sure, you’ve seen them on the battlefield but it was always for a split second. Seeing them somewhat up close made them look more majestic and beautiful. You could see the faint blue scales that reflected the lights from the room and their cat-fish like whiskers.

※ As much as you had wanted to shake Hanzo out of his daze you kept him still as you slowly got up to a standing position.

※ The dragons, old and wise looking, were swift to descend down from above and towards you. They seemed curious yet all-knowing. They knew who you were, they’re always aware, and they wanted to personally meet you. The two being never understood why their master was so…hesitant to let them talk.

※ It didn’t take long until the dragons were just above you, staring down, and glossing you over.

※ When they plopped themselves on the ground next to you, careful not to disturb their master, and nudged your hand onto the bridge of their nose did you notice that these dragons weren’t as fierce as they seemed to be.

※ You tried to keep your laughs down, you really did, but their whispers were so ticklish. And when they’d stick their tongues out slightly? You really hand to hold in the childish laughter that bubbled in you.

※ Sadly, your non-relaxed state had broken Hanzo from his meditation, much to his displeasure, and he turned to face you.

※ To say he was surprised would be an understatement. He was shocked, in disbelief, he couldn’t believe his eyes! There you were, giggling to yourself, as his dragons continues to stick their tongues out playfully at you. His dragons. His fierce, loyal, protective dragons, were playing with you.

※ He didn’t disturb you three as you all played. He did feel a rush of relief wash over him as he wondered why he was worried to begin with? He loves you, so it’s only natural that his dragons love you too.


Genji;

※ When Genji would need his sword(s) to be sharpened, repaired, etc., he would always go to you. Hell, he’d even go to you if his armor was messing up or needed a polishing. It was your specialty after all!

※ He never stayed around when you would be working. It’s not that he doesn’t want to be there, he does, but he knows how you love the quiet when you work. “It helps me concentrate!” You told him.

※ When you’d be working he’d be with Zenyatta, meditating or just talking. The conversations linger from him reminiscing about the past, him talking about his day/week, or him talking about you. He always tried to not bring you up into every topic but he couldn’t help himself… Zenyatta was okay with it, though, since he knew about Genji’s play-boy past and how “true-love” was never his thing back then. Him having it now meant that he was growing, and Zenyatta was proud.

※ Now, when you said that you liked the quiet it wasn’t a total lie. You did enjoy it but there was something you enjoyed more. What is it? Well, it’s his dragon of course!

※ The lanky green creature first appeared when you were fixing Genji’s sword for the fifth time in the span of three months. How he manages to bend or break the hilt that many times? You’ll never know. What you did know, though, was that this creature was a lot less terrifying than when it’s on the battlefield.

※ The dragon loved to curl up around your neck like a snake and relax there and, sometimes, you swear you could hear it snoring. It never bothered you but you weren’t sure how Genji would feel with his dragon being so affectionate and open with you.

※ These were delicate, and sacred, creatures that shouldn’t be taken lightly, you knew this but…how can you resist playing with it when it playfully bites your hands to get your attention?

※ Don’t tell anyone but you actually bought a few cat toys for when Genji lends you his sword.

※ Genji only found out when he dropped his sword off and left for, maybe, four minutes until he realized that he forgot to give you his smaller one. He went back over to your little makeshift workshop and walked in on you holding a mouse toy, that was connected to the stick you were holding by a string, above his dragon.

※ He watched in amusement as you quickly turned to look towards him, a bit embarrassed about being caught red handed, while his dragon continued to hover a few inches above the ground before slithering in the air towards the toy, successfully biting onto it this time.

※ While you were at a moments loss Genji strode over to you with an teasing tone to his voice, “Is this why you wanted me to leave the room?”

※ In the end he wasn’t mad, of course not, and joined you in playing with his dragon. It was a great bonding experience for you three.

That Last Minute Present Tho

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or just an all around Hope-You’re-Having-A-Good-Day to you all, religion and beliefs besides! I want you all to know on this cold December night that I love you all and wish I could have mailed myself to all your houses so I could be there under your tree, or just in your living room in general. And eat all your food. I am a beast of perpetual indulgence, what can I say? 

Ling and I felt bad that we’ve both been so swamped this holiday season, so I’m pulling through at roughly 10:31 PM Pacific time to give you all a late as hell gift.

Enjoy!

Here are some of my favorite headcanons I have for each of the Overwatch babs. BEWARE. This post is huge. I apologize. 

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The Avengers : Dragon age (?)  ^▽^

I sketched this a while ago. Finally I finished it after watching The Avengers 2.
It took a freaking long time to clean up and do line works. 7 full bodies and the details that the characters have killed me. ugh.
Anyway, did you guys enjoy the movie? I did. ;)

+ It is like they are doing costume play.
Cullen is wearing a long blondy wig.(That is why his face says ‘WTH’. lol)  Dorian, Josie, Cass and varric are totally enjoying their costumes. Iron bull was painted by green. Leliana prepared this and now she is giggling at those representation. :)  I think Solas:Loki, Inquisitor:Nick Fury.
This art work is based on the first movie of the avengers. Thank you so much for a lot of likes and notes.

[05/11/2015] - KIM

Get to Know Me

Tagged by @jelainethefirst and @kinchousanzo

Rules: Tag 20 blogs you’d like to get to know better whoever hasn’t been tagged yet and wants to play!

Nickname: Kira

Zodiac Sign: extremely Sagittarius

Height: 5′11″ 

Last Thing You Googled: when is Moana on Netflix

Favourite Music Artists: doa, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Seal, Keane, Gin Blossoms, Green Day, Snow Patrol

Song Stuck In My Head: the theme from Q.I.

Last Movie You Watched: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: Sword of Destiny (OMFG AWESOME)

What are you wearing right now: Jeans, baggy t-shirt, hoodie.

Why did you choose your URL: Kirathaune (Kira-THAW-nee) Trewethyn was my half-Elf fighter mage back in my D&D days. I’m still her when I play Diablo or Skyrim.

Do you have any other blogs: I have a Dreamwidth blog (same name), and until last week I had a Livejournal.

What did your last relationship teach you: 1. DON’T SETTLE. 2. Make sure they either like a lot of the same things you do, or don’t mind when you want to go do your own thing.

Religious or Spiritual: Spiritual. I was uber-religious as a teen (like YOU’RE ALL GOING TO HELL religious) and now I can’t stand organized religion.

Favorite Color: Purple, and blue – and especially a combination of the two

Average hours of sleep: 6 ½ – 7, depending on how late I stay up.

Lucky Number: 7

Favorite Characters: Genjyo Sanzo and Son Goku (Saiyuki), Natsume Takashi (Natsume Yuujinchou), Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens), Alphonse Elric (FMA), Repairman Jack

How many blankets do you sleep with: Just a down comforter – I have a thick one for winter and a thinner one for spring/fall.

Dream Job: I’d love to make a living selling my paintings and jewelry.

(If you haven’t been tagged yet, I’m tagging you! I’m enjoying reading everyone’s answers.) ^___^

The Dragon Killing Princess-You’ve Grown Up

Request: (by @angelinabisognin) Could you do a dean x reader. Where the reader is Jo’s sister but hasn’t seen Dean since she was like four years old

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam Winchester, Jo Harvelle, Ellen Harvelle 

Warning: none because it’s literally just a lot of fluff and a fun one shot/imagine

Words: 3269 (it turned out longer than I had intended it to be)

A/N: I had a lot of fun with this request and I hope ya’ll like it. My inbox is open for requests so don’t be shy to ask for anything other than that enjoy

“No, you’re playing it the wrong way!” you had shouted at Dean, taking your Barbie out of his hands. He was sitting there with a confused look on his face, staring at your Barbie.

“Why? My soldiers came to rescue her!” Dean shouted right back at you trying to snatch your Barbie away. Dean wanted your Barbie to be saved by his soldiers, defeating the plastic dragon but that was not how it worked.

“But my princess Barbie can fight on her own! Your soldiers can help her!” you defended the honor of the blond doll with a bob cut you had done yourself. It would’ve been silly to fight monsters with long hair.

Now Dean laughed at you, “Girls can’t fight, (Y/N)! Everyone knows that.” He had said. That wasn’t true and you knew it. Your dad always told you how good your mom could fight, that’s why he always made sure to not make her angry. You were sad that Dean thought this was.

When your father had left you with Bobby to go fight monsters with Sam and Dean’s dad you had been excited to see the green eyed boy sitting on the living room carpet, you wouldn’t have to play alone this time.

Sam was very cute and chubby but Dean was far more interesting because he could talk and play with you. You didn’t care that he was a boy or that Dean was two years older than you, his eyes were so green that when you had met him you straight up told him that he was very pretty.

Dean seemed to be a nice boy and you thought that his plastic soldiers would be a big help at defeating the dragon but now he was being mean. “Girls can fight! I can prove it to you!” you argued with Dean, your Barbie and the plastic soldiers forgotten.

“Well how?” Dean had asked, he was still laughing at you and you didn’t like that so you did what your dad had told you. You punched Dean right in the nose. Dad had told you that bad people had to be punished so you did just that.

Dean stared at you like you had grown wings. He didn’t move or say anything he just stared. Then you noticed that a red liquid was oozing out of his nostril. You gasped, you didn’t want to make Dean bleed you had just wanted to show him he was wrong.

After that you had called for Bobby, afraid you had seriously injured Dean and now he was going to die. But Bobby assured you that with some paper towels stuffed up Deans nose and a pack of ice, Dean would be on his feet in no time.

You went to your room, Barbie and dragon in hand. It was too hard to look at Dean, he was like this because of you and you felt guilty but you were also still angry with him. He would come to you if he wanted to talk eventually until then your Barbie would fight off the dragon on her own.

But it got boring very soon and just as you wanted to go downstairs you heard the door to your room open. You saw Dean standing in the doorframe, ice pack in one hand and his plastic soldiers in the other.

He came in and sat next to you. “(Y/N)?” his voice was small and unsure, “I wanted to say sorry. Girls can fight, or you can at least! Uhm my soldiers were wondering if they were allowed to help your Barbie defeat the dragon?”

This was okay, Dean said sorry and that was what you had wanted. You leaned over and kissed Dean on his cheek and just as you were wondering why his face was so red all of a sudden the dragon attacked again but with the help of Dean’s soldiers he was defeated.


Decades had passed since you had seen Dean, yet this was one of the clearest memories you had. Even though you had only been four years old you could recall every single detail that never failed to make you smile any day.

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What I learned from the new animated short, ‘Dragons’, is that Hanzo has more expressions than his usual stoic face in the game.

Here we have the many faces of Hanzo Shimada:

There’s the one I’d like to call: ‘Pissy Hanzo’

‘Clearly-way-better-than-you Hanzo’

‘Sad-but-angry Hanzo’ (BLIZZARD PLS, DON’T DO THIS TO MY HEART)

And then there’s this guy, the ‘Oh-shit-did-I-leave-my-stove-on-but-not-really-but-why-did-the-green-cyborg-ninja-dude-know-my-name Hanzo’.

But in all seriousness, I applaud to Blizzard for their amazing work on these animated shorts for Overwatch, I was prepared for a feel-trip with ‘Dragons’, but I was not prepared for -THAT- feel-trip.

And now to re-watch this short gazillion times more while I wait until I can play the actual game again and be bad at Hanzo once more.

Now gimmie a comic how their first fight went down pls, make it happen Blizz.

The werecat was right: this is stupid

@brokenevergreen

Gravity Falls was a sleepy town. Which….. was a nice change from the constantly awake Berk.

Still….. looking around it was like a reverse version of his home…. Berk was loud and rough…. this place was like where grandparents considered retiring.

Hiccup was stuck because Stoick seemed to be needed here and already was somehow busy finishing neglected works in this small town.

So that left Hiccup to Explore.

Back in Berk he could wander the greens, look for trolls and pretend there were dragons and fae. He even practiced sword play, sure it was a bit whimsical for a Seventeen year old now a small satchel filled with a sketchbook, notebook and colored pencils. A beanie and headphones on, Toothless at his side (honestly the greatest cat in the world, his loyal best friend that looked like a werewolf, truely an honorary familiar, as toothless would pure and meow in agreement)

He would always be stopped short from getting into the forest now.

People would either stop him fear in their eyes.

“It is unsafe! No one lives in there!”

Or with genuine arrogance and anger.

“You are not permitted to enter!” Hiccup would raise an eyebrow.

“And why not?”

“The owner of the forest does not allow strangers in the forest!” Hiccup rolled his eyes…. well meeting the owner was an adventure as any…. besides maybe it was just PART of the forest.

“Then I must meet him!” Hiccup smiled happily, utter bull shit but it got the answer he wanted.

So off he went towards the mansion of the forest.

Gleeful mansion.

God’s more like dreadful. Hiccup watched the Lyokai cat take a head start, head up and body tight as it moved and stalked scoping the area.

Hiccup let him.

What animal could be dangerous enough to harm his cat and not be outwitted and scratched?

Toothless found the answer in a tent.

His hackles high as he made a low growling nose and back away.

i played a lot of pokemon omega ruby the other day and

i really like mega rayquaza’s design??

then i started thinking about green dragons then i ended up thinking about overwatch and then

genji… showed…. up…..

…….. yeah i just draw things…???

yo so anyway, now im thinking about pokemon in overwatch verse and idk Genji’s like the first Shimada in two hundred years that Rayquaza ever bothers to drop by to say ‘hi’ to more than once

genji’s main pokemon is a skarmory anyway. hanzo released his spearow back into the wild after the Attempted Murder.  …not that it ever left it probably still sits around Hanamura waiting for Genji to come back.

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MY BIG THANK YOU FOR YOU, GUYS!!! <3 *v*

When I was creating this rp blog, I had a lot of doubts because there is a lot of Piccolo’s in this fandom, I was afraid I will not be popular. Still I don’t feel as a popular roleplayer in Dragon Ball fandom, because for me, being popular is not important. Much important is to have a good fun and to make love/smile not war. Though, this is my second rp blog for Green Dad… but ok! Past is a past, today is today and this matters. xD 

Now a word for my followers - roleplayers. Please, please, please. Don’t be shy and play with me. There is a lot of roleplayers who are with me but they do not interact with me. Please, go ahead without worries. We can talk about details and plot before a play. I am shy too and I understand how difficult is to do a first step. But I promise, I will not discriminate you and your portrayals of the muses. My grammar is still not so good, so, I always wish that my rp partners will understand me. x’’D Remember children! Green dad is here for you.

And again I recall, that this is my side blog. I do follows back by my main one @sagagemini4

anonymous asked:

essay anon again, could you do something with Hanzo or Ganji with an s/o who has sorta similar powers as them, like they can summon animals based on the tattoos they have? (like wolf, tiger, rabbit, fox)?

Hey, hope writing the essay went well! Kinda Short.


Hanzo:

-His s/o has a red fox tattoo on their upper left back

-The fox is playful and mischievous like his s/o.  It will come out every now and then and play with his s/o and knock things over when they’re not looking and blame it on Hanzo

-He doesn’t really like his s/o’s animal, but he’s kinda stuck with it

Genji:

-His s/o has a white rabbit tattoo on their right arm

-The rabbit spirit loves to come out at random time no matter who’s around or whats happening

-It loves to bond with Genji’s green noodle dragon.  They both love to cuddle with each other while Genji and his s/o are cuddling

penntoxide  asked:

Do the noodle ever interact with each other when Hanzo and Genji reunite?

Yes! Ramen loves it’s twin cousins! They’re so tiny and fun to play with! When the masters were small they use to have a lot of fun together! Now a days not so much but they love the time they do get together!

Not as often as you would think! Ramen’s a very clever dragon. Well of course it’s had quite a lot of experience chasing the twins around. However it doesn’t stop the big green noodle from sticking his big head into things to mess with Soba and Udon!

frenziedpickle  asked:

So since everyone is freakimg out over that Overwatch dating sim in development: what items do you think you could give various characters (you pick!) to win their affections?

Speaking of overwatch dating sim, I found a dating sim on another imagine blog and was playing it today, lmao. But now, to the answers!
For the Shimada bros, I’m thinking something to do with dragons, green for Genji and blue for Hanzo. Perhaps a dragon plushie for Genji, and for Hanzo an illustration of a(or two) dragon(s). Bonus points if they’re made by the player!
For Zarya, I think a matryoshka doll would be a nice gift! It’s a tender gift that will probably be close to her heart. Bonus points if the doll looks like her!
McCree would like a box of fancy cigars most likely. It’s something he’ll use, even if he doesn’t light them, but something he wouldn’t dare buy himself. He’ll especially like if they’re flavored.
Mei’s choice of gift would be a nice china tea set. I headcanon she enjoys teas, they’re healthy and keep her cold figure nicely warm. She’d enjoy if the gift came with some nicely flavored teas as well.
I feel that Zenyatta would appreciate some sort of wooden statue, but I’m not sure of what. Perhaps of a peaceful bird or an important symbol to him, and it would be even better if the player made it!
Those are my takes on a few of the character of the top of my head. Still thought p hard about them, and I couldn’t come to a conclusion with Soldier 76, rip.

OHHHH BOY AM I PISSED!

Alrighty so heres what juuuust happened. So i finally beat every single quest in Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate and i stomped my way though the “final” Caravaneers Challenge with ease. So i whoop whooped with joy AND THEN I found out about the MASTERS QUEST!

This quest has you start off with an Apex Diablos and Apex Seregios. They don’t start off as their apex forms until you deal a certain amount of damage at first. So i freaking busted my ass and I killed the Diablos: unfortunately here comes Apex DEVILJHO pissed off at everything like the world just took away his goddamn birthday. I had him kill what was left of Apex Seregios and i thought i was doing super good at this point. I had no KOs yet and i thought that victory was on the horizon. HOWEVER MONSTER HUNTER IS A GAME DESIGNED TO BEAT YOUR NAIVE ASS.

So im here trying to beat this gigantic angry t-rex-like dinosaur with the strength of 100 mack trucks, and hes stomping me down. He bites me and starts gnawing me while blowing through my health and i get my fist KO. Soon im able to get a fairly decent amount of hits in and knock him outta the frenzy apex state, and i am just PLOWING though this guy at this point, until he goes apex again. He ONCE AGAIN BITES ME WHILE IM AT 2% HEATH AND HE CHOMPS ME AND KOS ME AGAIN. Im pissed and scared at this point. Ive come so far, and im visibly shaking, but i can’t quit now. Im a goddamn Monster Hunter, I’ve soloed through tougher monsters before: Elder dragons,  frenzied G-rank Rajang, Raging Brachydios! I CAN DO THIS! I CAN WIN!

lol no

The green bastard bites me again and throws me around in his crushing maw and KOs me for the final time. When he did, my world stopped. I didnt have enough health to escape, death was inevitable. It was like the Deviljho was playing with me before he killed me. He just wanted me to die in the most painful way possible. I was triple carted by one monster, a humiliating defeat. i was so close and i know it. Victory was in my grasp and it slipped through. I have felt the bitterness of a crushing defeat, and its all because of one giant angry pickle with an appetite for my rage and tears. 

Im still salty about it ngl. I will definitely not forget to bring the dungbombs next time.

He comes to me as though the Fade were just another wooded path to walk without a care in search of wisdom.We share the ancient mysteries, the feelings lost, forgotten dreams, unseen for ages, now beheld in wonder.In his own way, he knew wisdom, as no man or spirit had before.
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Trying out some new brushes and playing with textures. Didn’t come out the way I wanted, but when does it ever? xD
 

Confession: On a whim, I made James T. Kirk (Chris Pine version) in the Inquisition character creator. Now, I’m playing it as though he was in Thedas on an away team mission and stumbled into the whole damned mess. Now, he’s got this glowing green hand thingy, he can’t remember exactly how it happened in the first place, AND he has to juggle the impending doom of an entire planet (and maybe more) with the Prime Directive and his own morals. It is, without a doubt, the best RPing experience I’ve ever had!

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“Come on guys! We’ve gotta get them before they escape!” Hicca called to her friends. “We lose them, we’ll have no way of finding the Dragon Eye soon!” She shouted as Toothless swerved to avoid the arrows. They had lost the Dragon Eye to Viggo, and now the Hunter ships were being seen less and less. They were planning something, Hicca knew they were, and she needed to find out what.

“Hicca, what is the plan?” Astrid asked as Stormfly avoided the arrows being shot at them.

“Ruff, Tuff, gas them. Spread it everywhere you can without getting hit.” She ordered and the twins cheered in agreement before they continued. “Snotlout, grab someone from the ship. I’ll go in firing at them after you.” She told her cousin, who just looked confused by her words.

“Wait, why?” He asked dumbfounded. They had never really kidnapped someone before, but Hicca was growing desperate. Viggo was so far ahead and she needed to catch up with him somehow, and playing Maces and Talons wasn’t going to help much.

“We need information. We’ve got nothing on Viggo or where he’s gone now, or where the Dragon Eye is.” She told him. “Grab someone, anyone, just not Ryker.” She could tell how loyal Ryker was to his brother, he wouldn’t turn on Viggo no matter what they did. They needed someone they could use in some way.

Snotlout nodded in agreement and once the twins spread enough gas he dove into the green cloud.. She didn’t see who she grabbed but she saw Hookfang burst up she knew that they needed to get out now. “Get back to the Edge! I’ll be back soon!” She shouted before Toothless fired at the gas, igniting it and causing more damage to the ship.

Hicca and Toothless flew away from the ship, catching up to the group before they even reached the edge.

Snotlout was the first to spot her and as soon as he did he broke out into a bright grin. “Hey cus!” He shouted as she reached them. “Look at who I got!” He said and at his words Hicca looked down at who Hookfang was holding in his claws.

“Dagur…” As his name left her lips Hicca could feel the dread filling her.

Of all the people on that damn ship, he had to grab Dagur.