Also on the whole Edward shaping his pubes thing, I imagined him having a Karen Smith moment. In which his uses a mirror to help him, but the question mark is backwards.
He doesn’t realize it until he goes up to Jon, dramatically throws off his robe, and asks if he notices anything different. Jon would groan and shake his head claiming this was worse than when he shaved his head into a question mark mohawk.
Or at least he would have if he hadn’t started laughing and asked if his dick was confused. Edward is of course offended and sneaks a glance at himself in the full body mirror still not understanding why Jon is lau- ooohh he sees it now. There he goes stomping off to the bathroom to shave everything off.