A man calls 911 and says in a soft voice, “I am currently sitting next to the little girl you are looking for. She is safe, for now, but if no one comes to get her quick enough, I will be forced to do something unspeakable to her kidnappers.”
Listen. One of us has to stay down here and blow up a lot of silly tin men, and one of has to go up there and look after a lot of very scared people, day after day, for the rest of their lives, and keep them safe. Now the question is this, Nardole: which one of us is stronger?
Although they differ in levels of intensity (TERFS being more organized with more or a long history of violence) when you look at their theories and behavior TERFs, biphobes and acephobes have a lot in common.
“I face all the oppression ever”. They all have a very simplistic image of how oppression based on gender or sexuality works and deny the possibility that it is possible for sexuality to be multifaceted in which one aspect of your sexuality is cause for one form oppression while another aspect of your sexuality means that you do not have to deal with another form or oppression. The ‘I can not have cis privilege because I’m a woman and I’m already oppressed for my gender’ and ‘I can not have monosexual or allosexual privilege because I am gay and I’m already oppressed for my sexuality’ is pretty much the same shit.
“You have all the privilege” As a counter attack they all state that the identity of the people they have (bi folk, ace folk, trans folk) is not real and that thus the real identity of those people is a very privileged one. They ignore the experiences of actual bi, ace and trans people and make up a fictional narrative in which trans women have male privilege and bi and ace people have heterosexual privilege regardless of the constant stories by the people themselves about the shit they face for being bi, trans and/or ace.
“I am more oppressed therefore I am right” They believe in an oppression olympics in which having the most oppression points makes you right. As a result they believe that if they can just convince people that they are more oppressed than the people they’re fighting, that status of most-oppressed with magically make all their writing true and all their bullying justified.
“Individual trauma justifies my violence against whole groups” They all use individual real or fake stories of violence (preferably sexual violence) to prove that all bisexuals/aces/transwomen are horrible people.
They believe these individual stories justify their violence against whole groups and they use the emotional weight of the story to avoid being held accountable for their shitty opinions. So they’ll go “A … raped me once so all … are horrible” and they will throw a huge tantrum if you dispute the second part of that statement, claiming that you disputed the entire statement.
“We were safe before you came in here” They believe in a magical perfect concept of the ‘safe space’, be it a womens space or an lgbt space, in which violence does not exist until the dangerous enemy enters. This of course overlooks the fact that most of us already real with racism, ableism, islamophobia, fatphobia, etc in these so-called ‘safe spaces’ and they were only ever truly safe for abled, thin white people.
“Solidarity is a commodity of which supplies are limited”
They see a group asking for safety within an existing movement (a movement they were already always part of but were exiled from in the past) and they get defensive, instead of seeing an opportunity to extend solidarity.
They pretend that when we include new people into our struggles, something is lost, as if our movement is a finite territory. They speak about ‘stolen terminology’ and ‘invaded spaces’ when in reality nothing was lost and all that happened was that one more group now has a place where they feel safe and words that help to describe the oppression they face.
This is a first look into how these three groups often use pretty much the same tactics to justify being shitty bigots.
There might be more similarities and there are obviously differences too, but I think these similarities are worth talking about.
There are other aspects, like purposely misreading posts, that I think are not so much a feature of these 3 groups put more a feature of anyone trying to defend a hateful bigoted view at all cost.
welp i guess there’s not going back. @skidspace tagging you because you made me ship this and i don’t know if I hate you or love you for it probably the second one
So…I have this headcanon that Yandere when not stalking senpai or killing people, he likes to draw. It’s usually about him and senpai together and being happy and things like that but sometimes he draws the other ilplier egos and the stuff he thinks happens in their meetings and theories about the egos he doesn’t know well and thats how this stupid comic happend and instead of drawing specific things about that headcanon i go for the gay stuff. yay me
Note: I like to think that even if he can’t see with his eyes, the host is aware of the things happening around him(visuals and stuff like that) because of his “narrating everything that is happening” powers(at least most of the times)
ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ ᴍɪɴ ʏᴏᴏɴɢɪ — 19930309 A man who is Youthful, Openminded, Outstanding, Natural, Gentle & Inspiring deserves only the best. Happy birthday DBoy ♡ Thank you for pushing through hard times, for enduring the rainy days and the thunderstorms just to shine so brightly. Thank you for sharing pieces of yourself with us, through the melodies you’ve composed and the lyrics you’ve written. Growing up, you had to fight so hard to protect yourself from the demons within. Now, we’ll be the ones to protect you, with safe hands and strong hearts. Happy birthday, Min Yoongi. We love you.
“Next time, scare somebody else!” Luke mutters, after Obi-Wan accidentally scared the shit out of him by appearing as a ghost. Obi-Wan’s first thought: OHO I’M GONNA GO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF VADER THEN. Like that’s the first thought he has when contemplating who else to go scare.
And this works exactly as planned.
You know Obi-Wan is going to haunt the hell out of Vader after this. No Minecraft Castle of Sadness on a Lava Planet will be safe from the halls echoing with “BoooooOOOOOooooOOOOooooo~~~” late at night now. No Imperial meeting, not even the boring ones, is going to be safe from a ghost popping up (A GHOST NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE, of course) and going “WHATCHA DOIN’, DARTH?!” right in Vader’s face. No meditation chamber or bacta tank will ever be safe again.
This is the single best piece of paper that has ever happened to my life (also the best snowbaz crack AU in existence, text below). Thank you to the amazing Lesley aka @fanbows for plotting the greatest card ever! I will never look at Simon Snow’s food obsession the same way again 💕
The Very Hungry Simon Snow
One Sunday afternoon Simon Snow took the train to Watford, he hadn’t eaten all day and he was very hungry! He started to look for some food…
On Monday he ate one full English Breakfast BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
On Tuesday he ate two roast dinners BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
On Wednesday he ate three shepherd’s pies BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
On Thursday he ate four currys and a Samosa BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
On Friday he ate five million sour cherry scones BUT HE WAS STILL HUNGRY!
On Saturday he ate ALL THE FUCKING MAGIC IN THE UNIVERSE AND 12 CADBURY’S CREME EGGS AND SOME SANDWICHES AND 2 OF EBB’S GOATS AND A KIT KAT AND 30 MINT AERO BARS AND SOME ROAST BEEF AND A BOWL OF POTPOURRI HE THOUGHT WERE FANCY CRISPS. HE HAD A STOMACH ACHE.
The next day was Sunday again and he ate Baz’s face and he felt MUCH BETTER!
Three years after you almost die from a werewolf attack, Peter Hale comes to you, tortured and bloodied, seeking a safe haven. What could possibly go wrong? Eventual Peter Hale x reader - slow burn. Previous Derek Hale x reader. Derek Hale x Braeden. Chris Argent x reader.
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“Give me your jacket, I’m freezing.”
“These shoes were made to kick you in the ass!”
“Are you okay?” “I don’t know how to answer that.”
“It’s no big deal, its just a few scratches.”
“I’m so cute, I don’t see why you aren’t dating me.”
“We made a deal and you’ll keep your end, one way or another.”
“You look cute when you smile, you should do it more often.”
“Why are you blushing?”
“I’m always here and you just ignore me.”
“I’ve worked my ass off to get you in this position.”
“Grab my hand!”
“No, listen to me.”
“I don’t know if I can keep going like this.”
“There’s no shame in taking a step back.”
“I’ll kill you, you sick bastard. I’ll kill you, you’re a fucking monster who deserves to die.”
“Is that… a dog?” “No, Its a fucking horse. Of course its a dog, dumbass.”
“I walked here to you in the rain, this is how much I love you.”
“You are quite the mystery, aren’t you?”
“Let go of me!” “I’m barely touching you!!”
“You’re so cute when you’re mad.”
“Do you believe in love?”
“Put me down!”
“You’re so small, it’s adorable.”
“Look, this isn’t a guilt-trip: I just genuinely want to know if you dislike me so I can stop bothering you.”
“We can’t be friends anymore.”
“Open your fucking eyes, it’s so obvious that I’m in love with you!”
“Don’t you dare touch him/her.”
“Please don’t be mad at me.”
“Don’t do anything stupid, I’m gonna help you.”
“They say less is more, but when have I lived by that?”
“Hey, don’t touch anything. I don’t know how stable it all is.”
“I hate how you’ve made me broken.”
“I’m a screamer. Not sexually, just at life in general.” “I can make that sexually.
“This isn’t one of my more subtle plans, but considering how long it’s been since I ate or drank or slept, I think I’m doing pretty good.”
“If I wanted you dead, this room would be a lot quieter.”
“Do you ever shut up?”
“You’re such an ass!” “But a fine looking one, yes?”
“You’re safe now, I’ve got you.”
“Since when did you become a badass?”
“I don’t know why, but I think I’m in love with you.”
“Holy shit! You’re bleeding!”
“I’d like to talk to you when you have your pants on, okay?”
“If anyone could have saved me, it would have been you.”
“Everyone has a breaking point.”
“I refuse to play along with this. No thank you, go away.”
“What now?” “I don’t know, I didn’t think we’d live this long.”
“They might not want you, but I understand you, and- well, I like who you are and I want you. Please don’t believe what they say.”
“Are you done staring?”
“Never let go.”
“You broke your promise, you can’t come back from that.”
“Hey, are you awake?”
“I love how we all use affectionate pet names and flirt with one another. It’s nice, having such a close knit group of friends, you know?” “Okay but have you considered: fuckpile.”
“Stay here, I’m gonna go get help.”
“Despite what you think, I can actually express emotions just like any other person.”
“I’m so sorry-” “Then why would you do that to me?! You betrayed me!”
“It happened again.”
“I don’t like you, but for some reason you make me feel fuzzy.”
“Can I kiss you?”
“So what, you bitter piece of fuck? I’m nasty, lewd, I swear every third fucking word, and I am a better person than you. oh, that burns doesn’t it? That a shit like me is more moral and good and pure than you can ever be?”
“Me? What about you?”
“Oh shit, okay. I’m gonna toss you over my shoulder and book it okay, no way I’m trying to fight these fools. Don’t bleed out onto my back, ‘kay?”
“I’ve been thinking about you. More specifically, where you fit in my future.”
“I didn’t ever think I’d fall for someone like you.”
“Don’t ever talk to me ever again.”
“Please, just give me a break. I’ve been so busy, trying so fucking hard- I’m doing the best I can. Please, please don’t ask more of me.”
“I wish I could lovingly craft the words together to describe how angry you make me.”
“Looks like we both have detention together.”
“It was over when you said goodbye to me.”
“I hate school and everyone in it.” “Even me?” “You’re an exception.”
“Kiss me.” “No thank you- I don’t want your germs near me at all.”
“Oh, fuck off you piece of shit. You think I care about you? That I give a damn about your feelings? Fuck off- I’m first in line for your head.”
“Have sex with me.”
“Please make me feel alive.”
“You’re the only thing that is keeping me on this fucked up world.”
“Even on the shittest days, you’re always there to brighten them.”
“I love you just the way you are.”
“Your stretch marks are like tiger stripes, it makes you look fucking badass.”
“Stop asking me if I’m alright. My last answer was ‘annoyed’, why would it change any time soon?”
“I will not leave you. No matter how hard it gets or how rough things are, I will always be here. I will not leave you.”
“You are such a fucking cliché.”
“Stay close to me.”
“I can’t do everything!”
“You’re art.” “But I’m nothing like your art.”
“I think I owe you an apology.”
“Have you seen- oh”
“Did you do that for me?”
“That’s a weird way to say ‘I love you’.”
“Are you happy?” “Yes, very.” “Good … that’s good. That makes me happy.”
“Sorry to interrupt but you need to move your hands away from him/her before we have a problem.”
“When I first met you, I thought nothing of you, now you mean everything to me.”
“Please, I can’t live without you.”
“You told me it wasn’t my fault, so why are you blaming me now?”
“Shut up!” “Make me.”
“I’ll fucking kill him/her.”
“Are you jealous?”
“Are you flirting with me?”
“You know me better than I know myself.”
“What do you do when you realise you might not be the good guy?”