What did you say?
Summary: Baz has recently learnt Dutch and has decided to practice it, much to Simon’s sorrow.
Word count: 1k
Tags: canon divergence, enemies to lovers, exchange student, fluff, ust
Note: I don’t speak Dutch, so I asked my friend Google for help. Please don’t cringe at the weird expressions. Also, I regret nothing
He’s done it again. Baz has found a new way to torment me.
“Ik vind je heel mooi,” he says as I step into our room, which I guess means something like “I wish you were dead”.
“Yeah, you too,” I tell him. “Moron.”
I go to my bed and take my shirt off. It’s so hot in here, lately.
“Lekker ding,” Baz continues with his insults.
“That would be you,” I reply, as I change into my pyjamas.
He lets out a short, mischievous laugh. “You don’t know what I said.”
“I don’t need to speak German to know that you’re insulting me.”
“Please, Snow, it’s Dutch.”
“Whatever,” I say, going into bed.
“Slaap lekker schatje,” Baz says, and it must mean “may you never wake up again” or something similar.
“Same for you,” I retort. I have to learn Dutch.