Newt: Wanna take a little walk and talk? I have a proposition for you.
Jacob: I’m taken. Well, it’s complicated.
Newt: Muggle, if I was hitting on you, you would know. Because you would be TERRIFIED.
Jacob: …Trust me, you’re hitting on me.
Bob’s Burgers; Season 5, Episode 9: Speakeasy Rider
(Not taking any more requests that are not about Parks and Recreation. Please no more)