now im a lamp

god i. i need to tell everyone something ,I just need to SHOW u all how fucked up and stupid my humor has gotten now, how now the dumbest stuff makes me lose my fucking shit

this lamp. made me fuckign die last night, like I saw this lamp on google and couldn’t breathe for about five minutes. i showed this lamp to my friend, my sister, my mom, i showed this picture around and couldn’t stop laughing till my sides hurt

i even just woke up from a dream about this lamp just now, im laying in bed, cackling and can hardly type bc of this picture

bc of this

fucking

lamp

So my sister took me out today to work with ink! When I finished inking the piece she said it’d look good with copic markers but… I’ve never used copic markers before.. and we didn’t have the right colors. You can see my blending fails xD AND this ink really hates alcohol based markers so it was smudging.

Oh well I’m doing the same thing tomorrow. Hopefully I do better.

anonymous asked:

"Goodnight Kimani" Calvin and Taylor whisper as Calvin's long ass fingers hovers above the post button. As they watch Kimani's eyes close shut, Taylor and Calvin stare lovingly into each other's eyes and Taylor whispers quietly. "It's time." Calvin presses the post button and unleashes hell while Kimani rests peacefully in her slumber. The two bitch ass couples fled the scene and nothing was ever the same again.

I JUST THREW MY PILLOW AT MY LAMP AND NOW IM HAVING A HARD TIME