You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
*calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
*answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
Ok, how was work bro?
He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
You there though?
Yeah, what's up?
So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
Hold on, wait, what?
So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
Okay. No. I'm a Supercorp shipper, and while I don't necessarily like Karamel or Mon-El, I think it's VERY immature to go around "invading" tags as you put it. Like, let them have their tag just like we have ours. Just because our opinion differs to theirs doesn't mean we got to harass them all day long. Grow up, perhaps?
nice try but u wouldnt know this but the number one rule for stanning supercorp is that ur incapable of feeling sorry or sympathizing with karamels but of course u dont know that because ur a goblin now get off my lawn
I’m the night owl and he’s the early riser, so since he’s already asleep and he’ll be up before me (and I’m better at expressing myself in writing it seems) I just wanna say:
@silver-crimson-black - I’m sorry about what you woke up to yesterday morning. Things have been hard mentally, I can’t exactly explain why and I know they’ve made the leg pain worse somehow. But you’ve made it a lot better, a lot more easy to bear. I’d be worse off if I didn’t have you, I hope you know that.
Thank you for breakfast, and for all of today honestly. I needed it to set me right again. I told you to tell me to meet you at the cabin or just come to Gravity Falls, or even the club any time you needed someone… I hope you don’t mind if I start doing the same. I think it’s time I admit to myself that sometimes I need you… If that’s okay. Regardless, I’ll… try to get some outside help. Not for the leg, I know you’re making me that prototype. But for whatever funk I’m going through… I’ll find someone. I’ll get help. I wanna get better. I hope you get better too, and I hope I can help you get there, I know things haven’t been any easier on you. I’ll be with you every step of the way. We’ll get each other through this.
I need some advice. So recently I have been receiving texts inviting me to join in on some antifa style projects. It's sound good but the problem I'm having is I have NEVER given my number out to any groups relating to this and im worried it could be a trap of some kind cause they have come outta the blue. right now i have just ignored them but the hope that I could join up with a real group makes me wanna reply, but the weirdness of the text has me worried. Thoughts? Please and thank you ♡
if you’re in doubt, don’t go. insist someone meets you one on one in a public space before you meet anyone anywhere, or just don’t answer at all
I think I will probably finish episode 2 of Ruler: Master of the Mask (or episode “4″, I guess? I haven’t decided if I’m going to embrace the new episode numbering practice yet, or fight the power) but I suspect strongly suspect I’m going to drop it. The Crown Prince is the perfect blend of entitlement and naivete to get my blood boiling, and the only characters I really care about right now L’s pauper Lee Sun and Hwa Gun, who I think I’m supposed to believe is a villain. I feel like this is a bad mental place to be if I want to enjoy the drama.
soo… ok y'all see ya on the other side.. @bcydbeaulieu ’s big ass package just arrived for me and I can tell you right now I’m going to end up crying into a puddle of my own feelings and emotions so if you don’t hear from me again, know that this was the cause of my death 😄
HURRAY IT’S ALL OVER WITH AND I PASSED!!! I PASSED MY EXAM!!! Whooo!!
I got some bad news on top of it though. :/ Yeah, I passed, but the number of credits I might get are COMPLETELY up in the air. The website says 4, the papers I got from after the test with my score says 3, and another source says 6. I called the admissions office at my school to see what the correct number is, and they were so helpful, as always. (That’s sarcasm; the administration at my college is horrifically bad.) Their answer: you’ll see how many credits it is when it’s posted on your transcript.
So, yeah, I could either have the 4 credits I need to graduate… Or I could be short by just 1 now. I have to sit and wait 7-10 days to see what it’s going to say on my records.
I managed to get most of the new Akashi goods from Jump Festa! Tried out the new Last Game garapon and after X amount of tries I managed to get not just one but two Akashi badges! Also grabbed one of the new snack tins and a Vorpal Swords ticketfile. From the Jump Store I got the Vorpal Swords tote bag and a box of the new Vorpal Swords chibi acrylic keyholders (but too lazy to open them all so I just showed Akashi). My friend got the special manju set and gave me Akashi!
And yes…..I GOT THE JUMP FESTA LIMITED AKASHI PUNI DOLL.
My friend and I got there at 4:50am and there were already thousands of people there….when we eventually got let in I ran to the booth and managed to get a spot for an Oreshi doll. As some have mentioned, it sold out within 20 min. Crazy….. (and actually a good number of them just buy them to resell at jacked up prices…)
I wasn’t able to try the kuji or get the pencase plushies today so we’re going to go earlier tomorrow and try for those. I’ll also be posting more Puni doll pictures when I get home tomorrow.
Yang, waving as she walks into the rwby dorm:
Okay! Later Neon! I had fun!
Yang, stretching and plops onto Blake's bed:
Phew, that girl is a riot, y'know once you get past all that annoying she's pretty cool!
Blake, not even looking up from her book:
Yang, looking at Blake for a bit before chuckling:
Blake, tossing her book away:
I AM NOT!
Yang, raising an eyebrow:
Says the one who just threw their favorite book to yell at me. Ha, soooo jealous.
Blake, looks away, attempting to hide her blushing face:
Shut up Yang...I'm not jealous, I'm just....
Yang, crawling up to Blake's side:
Just what bee?
Blake, wraps her arms around her legs, bringing them to her chest, rests her head solemnly on her knees:
Yang, tilting her head in confusion:
Scared of what Blake?
Blake, looking Yang directly in the eyes:
Scared that I'll lose you to somebody...
Yang, mouth opens agape, a little shocked:
B-Blake, I would never. You know that!
Blake, throws her arms in a pained fit:
But you're so promiscuous Yang! How can I believe in your faithfulness if you're always going out, and getting numbers, and drinking and flirting. Huh? How do you think it makes me feel that you're just doing all this?!
Yang, sits up and looks away, not being able to face Blake:
Blake, now shouting, her voice a trembling mixture of anger and pain:
IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU WOULD LOOK AT ME YANG.
Yang, slowly turning her head, tearing as she looks at Blake:
Please....I wouldn't leave you...never...
Blake, sniffling a little bit, gasps slightly as Yang lunges around her, wrapping her arms around Blake's waist:
I...I just, I don't know what else to do...I don't feel worthy to anyone so I try to please everyone I see...I'm sorry Blake, I'm so sorry...
Blake, rubs her eyes and softly begins to stroke Yang's back:
Don't....don't worry, we'll be okay, we'll be okay...
So I'm considering taking my 5 (ish) month old pit bull to the dog park for the first time. I've had him for about a month now and he's been just fine around other dogs so far but I'm worried about how he'll react to the large group of dogs. What are some signs I should look out for to see if he's stressed or afraid? How can make this a non-stressful experience for him?
Unpopular opinion: Don’t take your dog (especially a bully breed) to the dog park. Just don’t.
I do not know a single professional trainer who willingly will take animals to a dog park, or who doesn’t cringe and go ‘ugh, dog parks’ when anyone brings them up. Why? Because dog parks are generally where a huge number of dogs develop fear and reactivity problems due to lack of management.
The problem with dog parks is the owners, honestly. Most dog owners are notoriously bad at reading their own dog’s body language or interpreting social behavior between dogs in the first place. Then, you have a dog park, where everyone assumes you can just let your dog run free and basically not have to pay attention to it. So you’ve got dogs of all temperaments, ages, sizes, and levels of polite manners running around unsupervised by their owners.
Dogs get bullied at dog parks. Dogs get attacked at dog parks. Reactive dogs, fearful dogs, dogs that play too rough and bully other dogs, dogs that steal toys and/or resource guard them - people just let them loose in big dog parks and assume the dogs will sort it out. A lot of owners talk to their friends or sit on their cell-phone and ignore how their dog is behaving and how other dogs are interacting with them, which drives responsible dog owners who actually try to manage their dog during a dog park visit absolutely nuts. You hear constant stories, as a trainer, of people who had to go break up fights or rescue their dog from a bully only to be told ‘oh, they were just playing, it’s fine’. I know dogs who have been traumatized by being attacked or bullied at dog parks by dogs for whom that environment was really not appropriate to be in.
So here’s why I say really, really don’t. You’ve got a bully breed, which means you’ve got an animal who (no matter how sweet), has to some degree a genetic disposition for dog reactivity and a low threshold for frustration. What that means is that you want to set him up for success by making sure you manage his experiences so he’s less likely to develop behavior problems. He’s also very young right now, which means he’s still learning polite dog manners and he’s also learning his boundaries and how to stand up for himself. While he’s out of his critical socialization period, experiences he has now are going to set up him for the rest of his life. - that’s not a dog you want to expose to the sheer potential for bad experiences at a dog park.
You can’t control who shows up to a dog park, and it’s impossible to get some irresponsible owners to be more responsible. People think dog parks are a place they don’t have to deal with their dog, and that’s that. So honestly, skip the dog park, and set up playdates with other dogs one-on-one or in a small group. That way you can make sure all the dogs have been introduced properly and that they play well together, and you can step in to mediate if you need to without having to worry about the other animal’s owner getting upset.
(Dog parks are also serious cesspools of parasites and disease, because people don’t tend to clean up after their pets or watch to see if dogs eat poop).
I'm late to Thre party (mostly b cause I just found you) but I'm going to do a top 5 request anyways. Top 5 gayest moments in Shadowhunters
My time has come …
First off, thanks for the follow(!!), and second off, thanks for the gay! Now a’hem…*clears throat, pulls out projector* allow me to educate you.
AT NUMBER FIVE ON MY GAY IS THE NIGHT SAPHAEL BANGED.
You all know what I’m talking about, so don’t even pretend you don’t! I’m talking about the night Mr. Desperate Santiago made up yet ANOTHER stupid title to keep his pretty boy toy around. The gay was low-key, but the thirst was so high-key, you would think neither of these vampire bitches have fed in y e a r s
See the demonstration below for further arguements
NEXT ON THE TOUR LA GAY IS THE NIGHT SAPHAEL PUT A STAKE IN MY FUCKING HEART– COMING IN AT NUMBER FOUR (aka the breakup)
Your honor, I pray you consider this: Nothing about this scene doesn’t fucking hurt e v e r y w h e r e
Raphael’s all upset because his bby betrayed him for this fricken Carrot-Top shadowhunter, when all he wanted to do was protect Simon from a blood thirsty she-demon!! And- and Simon went from 100 to 0 REAAAAAL fuckin’ quick, once Raph showed up to put him in his place. Poor babe. A death threat is a really shitty way to end your first post-death relationship.
WHICH BRINGS US TO NUMBER THREE ON MY LIST OF GAYNESS. ALEC “THE HETERO” LIGHTWOOD
First off… NEVER BEFORE HAS ANYONE “NO HOMO’ED” SO HARD, THAT THEY RELEASED A FRICKEN DEMON AND ALMOST KILLED, NOT ONLY THEMSELVES, BUT HALF OF THEIR FAMILY!!
Alec, baby, I’m not sure what you were thinking, but EVERYONE- literally E V E R Y O N E knew you were gay. Shadowhunters, downworlders, plants probably. I understand the panic, but your gayness radiates like the light coming from your halo
“But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Alec is the gay” - Shakespeare’s Homeo & Warlock, Act 2 Scene 2
ANYWAY, MOVING ON TO NUMBER TWO IS THE NIGHT SIMON DIED AND HIS GAYNESS (technically bisexuality, fite me irl) TOOK FLIGHT!! And I mean the ENTIRE night.
First off, Simon’s literally being carried bridal style in Raphael’s arms. The same arms that saved him from Camille already once before!! Like, if you don’t see the gay, I actually have NO IDEA what to tell you because your ass isn’t even looking. Did you miss Raphael comforting Simon? Did you take a bathroom break when he promised to look after him?? Were you in COMA when Simon called him a monster and he so OBVIOUSLY DIED ON THE INSIDE ALL OVER AGAIN???
If you don’t think Saphael is real, then get off my lawn
WHICH MAKES NUMERO UNO, *drumroll pls*
THE DAY MALEC GOT MARRI-
I… shit- I MEAN, THE DAY MALEC CRASHED A WEDDING! SORRY!!