now i'm just going up by number

BTS as tourists in the States (N.Y)
  • Jimin: Okay guys so first we are going to the MET and then we'll take some pictures at time square, and then-
  • Namjoon: Jiminie...Stop, I want to live my life and in order to do that I NEED to go to Brooklyn right now and see where Biggie got shot.
  • Suga: He got shot in L.A.
  • Jungkook: Yeah L.A MAN! WHOO!
  • Suga: I'm going to the hotel. I feel pretty jet-lagged.
  • Jin: You have to be kidding me. We were in Canada. They basically have the same time zones.
  • Suga: Doesn't change the fact that I'm tired.
  • Jimin: No Suga! If you leave you're going to fuck up my itinerary! We need an even number to go on all the rides at Deno's!
  • Jungkook: DENO'S NEW YORK YASSS!
  • Jin: But we have seven.
  • Jimin: (Thinks) You can go Yoongs
  • Taehyung: I'm hungry.
  • Namjoon: We just asked you if you wanted to eat at the a pizza place and you said no.
  • Taehyung: I wasn't hungry then.
  • Jin: Okay Tae, there's a Dunkin' Donuts coming up, we'll stop at the next exit.
  • Taehyung: I'm not hungry for that. I want a burger.
  • Suga: Jk.We. Are. In. NEW YORK!!
  • Jungkook: America!1 Yass FUCK YEASS ARMY WHOOO!!
  • Jimin: As soon as we get Tae's food we are back on the road. We are on a tight schedule.
  • Hoseok: Jimin you need to relax.
  • Jimin: I can't relax. We have a day to see the whole city! We gotta be Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys today.
  • Taehyung: Annyong, we are Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys! Haha, that should have been our name.
  • Namjoon: Our fans would be B.L.A.S.T instead of A.R.M.Y
  • Jungkook is knocked out by all of the members at the same time. He dreams of in and out burger and the Hollywood sign
  • ~Armygirl
DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
How I imagine Morro’s redemption arc will go:
  • Lloyd: Goodness Lesson number one. You see your friend drop their wallet! Kai, drop your wallet.
  • Kai: *drops wallet in front of Morro*
  • Lloyd: Now, what do you do?
  • Morro: *picks wallet up* Excuse me Kai, but I think you dropped your wallet.
  • Kai: Doesn't look familiar to me.
  • Morro: What? I just saw you drop it. It's yours.
  • Kai: No it's not mine.
  • Morro: It is yours! I'm trying to be a good person and return it to you!
  • Kai: *snickering* Return what to who?
  • Morro: *facepalms*
  • Morro: *takes ID out of wallet* Are you Kai Bilens?
  • Kai: Yep
  • Morro: Then this is your ID?
  • Kai: Yep
  • Morro: I found your ID, in this wallet, and if that's the case than this must be... your wallet.
  • Kai: That makes sense to me!
  • Morro: Then take it.
  • Kai: *holding back laughter* It's not my wallet!
  • aelin: this girl is on fiirreeeee
  • rowan: i'm sexy and i know it
  • aedion: *thump* and iiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuu
  • lysandra: you belong with meeeeee
  • dorian: let it go, let it go, can't hold it back anymore
  • manon: something 'bout you makes me feel like a dangerous woman
  • nesryn: my name is "No", my sign is "No", my number is "No"
  • chaol: now you're just somebody that i used to know
  • elide: putting my defences up, cause i don't want to fall in love, if i ever did that i think i'd have a heart attack
  • lorcan: i don't sing
Soooooo i called him last night (I was (a bit) drunk)
  • Me: "Heyyyy honeymoon, what u up to?"
  • Cole: "where are you? Are you drunk? How much did you drink? Should I come and get you?"
  • Me: "chillax man, i'm fine. How was my essay? Did you enjoy it?"
  • Cole: "Are you sure you're okay? It was great."
  • Me: "u know I like u right?"
  • Cole: "well yeah, i'm very likable."
  • Me: "no, I really, really like you"
  • Cole: "I really, really like you, too."
  • Me: "should we get married now? Did you just propose? Honey i'm not finished with school yet I need to live my life"
  • Cole: "*laughs* no, I didn't propose. I wouldn't do that over the phone."
  • Me: "well then we should meet shouldn't we?"
  • Cole: "not if you're not telling me where you are."
  • Me: "oh my oh my, mister ******, are you flirting with me?"
  • Cole: "I would never! *laughs*"
  • Me: "I should probably go, i'm sorry I called you, this is super embarrassing"
  • Cole: "oh no, it's fine. It's my fault, really. I gave you my number after all. *chuckles*"
  • Me: "i'm sorry, i'm hanging up now*
  • Cole: "it was great talking to you. Don't drink too much and study for your finals!"
  • Me: "teachers.."
  • Cole: "irresponsible students.."
  • Me: "men in their 40ies.."
  • Cole: "wowowowowow, now we're getting offensive! *laughs*"
  • Me: "didn't say that was a bad thing"
  • *hangs up*
What went down in Climatika
  • Alec: welcome to this gameshow! vote for one of these small children to become a weather person!
  • Aurore: what are people voting based on?
  • Alec: well, they pick which of you they like more
  • Aurore: so it's just based on people's whims rather than our qualifications?
  • Alec: ok Aurore, that's enough, now let's get voting people
  • Marinette: get back here you little s**t
  • Manon: *doesn't get back here*
  • Alya: hey Marinette, that hot guy is at the park
  • Marinette: omg I love that hot guy!
  • Manon: hey Marinette, you're supposed to be babysitting me
  • Marinette: I can totally handle it
  • Alya: your life is literally a burning shamble of chaos and awkwardness
  • Marinette: ikr, now let's go to the park
  • Alec: yeah, the numbers are in and Aurore is a poor, pathetic, sad loser mcloserface
  • Aurore: real mature Alec
  • Alec: are you going to turn evil now?
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Alec: this is a surprising development that I could never have anticipated
  • Climatika: *f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: it's not stalking if he doesn't see me
  • Alya: *facepalms*
  • Vincent: hey, imma need a girl to pose with Adrien
  • Alya: this plot development is as fake as your accent
  • Vincent: now that's just hurtful
  • Alya: hey Manon, I'm a magical unicorn
  • Manon: so am I!
  • Manon: *transforms into a unicorn*
  • Alya: this definitely didn't happen in this episode
  • Manon: fine
  • Climatika: *shows up, f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: Tikki, activate anime! *transforms*
  • Climatika: *keeps f**king s**t up*
  • Adrien: Plagg, work with me for a minute
  • Plagg: f**k you Adrien, imma eat this cheese
  • Adrien: *transforms*
  • Chat Noir: hey ice queen, what are you hoping to accomplish here?
  • Climatika: idk
  • Chat Noir: maybe you should come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: *hits Chat Noir so hard he literally makes pinball noises when he crashes into a bunch of parked cars*
  • Ladybug: hey Chat Noir imma poke you in the face
  • Chat Noir: kk cool
  • Ladybug: let's go attack her now
  • Climatika: here have lightning
  • Ladybug: ok that didn't work, let's attack her again
  • Climatika: here have wind
  • Ladybug: third time's the charm?
  • Climatika: here have ice
  • Chat Noir: speaking of charms, maybe you could use that one power you have that's always the key to taking down villains?
  • Ladybug: sorry I can't hear you
  • Climatika: here have a bus
  • Chat Noir: WHY
  • Climatika: idk
  • Hawkmoth: can we come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: yeah, bc I have no idea what I'm doing here
  • Hawkmoth: let's go to the TV studio and somehow make a broadcast bringing Ladybug and Chat Noir there, and then take their Miraculouses
  • Climatika: that doesn't sound like much of a plan
  • Hawkmoth: I'm trying, ok?
  • Climatika: in the process can I make a literal freaking tornado around the TV studio?
  • Hawkmoth: that seems excessive
  • Climatika: says the person who spends his entire life in a f**king butterfly dome just so he can steal jewelry from teenagers
  • Hawkmoth: let's not get personal here
  • Ladybug: ok she's at the TV studio, let's go
  • Chat Noir: is it a trap?
  • Ladybug: easy Admiral Ackbar, it's not a trap
  • Climatika: it's a trap
  • Chat Noir: I totally called it!
  • Ladybug: fine
  • Climatika: *attacks*
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *towel happens*
  • Ladybug: imma fabulous flying beetle girl
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Climatika: *crashes through billboard*
  • Ladybug: *steals umbrella, throws it to Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: *throws it back*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Marinette: *goes to park*
  • Vincent: Adrien, pose with the small kid
  • Marinette: my heart is destroyed forever
  • Alya: it really isn't

In regards to what’s going on with Mark’s project, I was thinking about what the numbers could possibly mean and what they’re counting down.

What if they’re counting down to each of his accounts getting “hacked/shut down”?

Yesterday it was Instagram (5), and today it was Tumblr (4). Now there’s Facebook, Twitter, and finally YouTube left…

anonymous asked:

Why is time a thing? Why must it be so short and fast? There is just enough time for work but not enough to rest. I'm so tired, so stressed, so sad. I don't know if I can deal with this anymore. But if I quite then people will be mad and sad and I can't take it. I can't make people mad, I'll blame myself forever for destroying their plans. I don't know what to do... I'm sorry to take up your time Solas, I just don't know who else to go to...

Time is not a thing, da’len. Humans created the concept of time. Their minds cannot cope with the concept of the inescapable. They numbered the days and named the months because numbering and naming gives people a fake sense of control and peace of mind. If you can label something, it suddenly becomes less scary, easier to identify and manage. 

But time is an illusion and nothing but an abstract. There’s no time as humans use it there’s only now. And you should fight to make sure you’re happy in your now because no one can guarantee there will be a tomorrow. 

Don’t stress over time. It is pointless and turns one’s endeavors meaningless and often fruitless. Time is not short, or long, nor fast or slow. Time is here and now and you should live every day making sure you’re striving to be happy in this very moment. The future is not assure and therefore, while preparing for it is good, it should not become an obsession.

You should have time to rest. You should have time to be happy. And you should fight to make your own plans and dreams come true. If they love you, others will understand. You’re your own self, and not someone else’s copy or personal project. There is no point to existence if we cannot be happy…and make others happy. But you cannot make everyone happy. And trying to do so always leads to pain.

Allow yourself to be happy, and be happy with who you are. In the end, the only person you’re guaranteed to have to spend the rest of your life with is yourself… 


anonymous asked:

Okay. No. I'm a Supercorp shipper, and while I don't necessarily like Karamel or Mon-El, I think it's VERY immature to go around "invading" tags as you put it. Like, let them have their tag just like we have ours. Just because our opinion differs to theirs doesn't mean we got to harass them all day long. Grow up, perhaps?

nice try but u wouldnt know this but the number one rule for stanning supercorp is that ur incapable of feeling sorry or sympathizing with karamels but of course u dont know that because ur a goblin now get off my lawn

"I have a reputation to uphold"
  • After the fiasco with Clary's memories
  • Jace: Hold on, where's Alec?
  • Izzy: I think I know where he is
  • Alec: *standing next to Magnus talking to him casually*
  • Izzy: Alec we need you-
  • Alec: *turns to Magnus* anyway you were saying?
  • Jace: OoO
  • Izzy: OoO
  • Clary: OoO
  • Simon: ....are we all just gonna watch these two or can we go?
  • Jace: [to Alec] and yet five minutes ago when I told you something about him you said you had a 'reputation to uphold'...YOUR TALKING TO HIM RIGHT NOW!
  • Alec: See what I mean?
  • Magnus: Yeah...I see it
  • Jace: *walks away*
  • Izzy: *gives thumbs up then walks away*
  • Clary: *grabs his arm* Come on buddy, you can talk to Magnus later, Izzy's probably giving him your number right now
  • Alec: This is the only time I'll agree with anything you say and also I already gave him my number
Send one of the following to see how my muse responds:
  • "I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming."
  • "I took a blood oath that I wouldn't tell you what she said about you, but if you bring me some tequila and nachos, I might be inclined to break that oath."
  • "If I told you I took a picture of you sleeping last night, would that be creepy or romantic?"
  • "I was trying to teach myself how to knit and, long story short, I'm in the ER now."
  • "I don't actually know what I've done to make you hate me so much, but I don't care anymore, so either get over it or fuck off."
  • "I love you, but the fact that you don't like ice cream creeps me out a little."
  • "If you're going to McDonald's and you don't at least bring me back fries, I'll never forgive you."
  • "I dropped your phone in the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just... it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."
  • "If you pray for someone to meet an untimely demise, and then they do, are you karmically responsible for their death?"
  • "I've always thought that Harry Potter was overrated."
  • "I'm not saying you're evil or anything, but I'm pretty sure if you crossed a church threshold you would burst into flames."
  • "We should have a Disney movie marathon this weekend."
  • "I just really need you to shut the hell up right now."
  • "I'm a better kisser than you are; you're just going to have to accept that as a fact of life."
  • "Would you rather die by drowning or strangulation? I'm just curious, not, like, plotting your death or anything, I swear."
  • "I would do any number of borderline illegal things to get tickets to that show."
  • "We should play strip poker tonight."

anonymous asked:

I need some advice. So recently I have been receiving texts inviting me to join in on some antifa style projects. It's sound good but the problem I'm having is I have NEVER given my number out to any groups relating to this and im worried it could be a trap of some kind cause they have come outta the blue. right now i have just ignored them but the hope that I could join up with a real group makes me wanna reply, but the weirdness of the text has me worried. Thoughts? Please and thank you ♡

if you’re in doubt, don’t go. insist someone meets you one on one in a public space before you meet anyone anywhere, or just don’t answer at all

the signs as quotes by fantastic
  • Aries: That big knob there makes a crazy noise. Sparks come out of that slot if you put stuff in it. And I'm learning more every day.
  • Taurus: Guess who got promoted to goddamn dam god? The cream always rises to the top, and Fantastic always rises to the top of the cream.
  • Gemini: What's it look like, man? I'm fucking king of the NCR. Caesar's Legion has Caesar, the NCR's got Fantastic. It's Fantastic's NCR now.
  • Cancer: Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good.
  • Leo: Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
  • Virgo: They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
  • Libra: No, man. I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it's going to have.
  • Scorpio: Like, hey Fantastic, who gets to keep this doodad we found? Or, yo, Fantastic, when will you accept that you're the father of my child? It's crazy.
  • Sagittarius: But the mirrors outside aren't aimed right, so we're running at one percent efficiency. And I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes.
  • Capricorn: Here, you'll want this. It's the password to one of the terminals outside. Found it written on one of the stalls in the bathroom.
  • Aquarius: Man, what aren't my responsibilities? Dam overflow, dam underflow. Dam leakage. Sometimes the dam gets too big and I have to shrink it down.
  • Pisces: Hey man, when in Rome.

I thought today was goin’ pretty well when I got a girl’s number during my shift; come to find out this thing is smudged to holy Hell and I can’t read it for the life of me. Apparently I’m destined never to get laid and the amount of distress this is causing me is… well, it’s up there, let’s just say that. 

So, now my options are limited: do I go on an Indiana Jones-esque adventure to find this girl? Or do I go home and play Destiny 2 until this stops sucking? Choices, choices. 

anonymous asked:

"He’s going to pull out one final, big whammo at the end that is going to really leave Oliver reeling and raise a lot of questions. I think Oliver is going to come down on the right side of that question, but not without a lot of risk and a lot of potential heartache."-WM about Chase. I'm sick to my stomach nervous now. They had better leave Olicity alone. I really hope this cliffhanger isn't about Olicity.

That’s not a new interview, just in case people were thinking it was (and judging by the number of times it showed up on my Twitter timeline this morning, I think some do). 

That came out prior to last weeks episode. So the “whammo” could be be something in the finale or it could be the finale itself (Chase taking everyone to Lian Yu) since prior to last week, Oliver was believing that Adrian was locked up and the threat was more or less neutralized. 

Basically: I don’t think that’s anything to be concerned about. I think the sadness in tonight’s ep will come largely from Malcolm dying and seeing Moira in the flashbacks. We’re gonna get some emotional catharsis with William and Oliver and their relationship. 

I’ve said it before and I will say it again: I don’t think Olicity will be a focus in tonight’s episode. There will be a kiss, yes, but their relationship has been dealt with so I don’t think we need to worry about them. 

The Turning Point Theory aka Theory Number Eight Million

This is a new theory. Yes, another one. I know. I have over a million theories (feels that way) but I feel like anything goes right now so here is what I’ve been thinking. This has been worked on (she came up with the framework of this theory months ago) with my Tin Hatter/Theory Ho/Partner in Crime Justine (@BeautifulHusbands) so if you want to yell at her too…go right ahead. *wink*

This is quick and dirty. Enjoy this quick and dirty theory. This is also, very…bare bones. Lots of ideas and characters aren’t covered, yet. So, feel free to pick apart as you see fit.

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When some dude texts you “hey what’s up” out of nowhere at 10:00pm.

You know what? To hell with this. I am going to post every single f&cking day from now on. Beware my tiny number of followers, posts coming your way.

the signs as quotes that haunt me
  • aries: are you my number one homo
  • taurus: inside jokes are just inside memes
  • gemini: damn santa claus lookin fresh af whats his @
  • cancer: well, i'm not going to say that i DIDN'T masturbate while listening to abba
  • leo: did ur penis just jump
  • virgo: i'm gonna punch MY OWN fucking butthole
  • libra: @all pretty girls marry me ! but also adopt me Punch Me In The Neck™
  • scorpio: can't control this anus!!!
  • sagittarius: FUCK YOUR JORTS
  • capricorn: i tried to google celebrity smut but i fucked up and googled celery smut
  • aquarius: i hear you have a foot fetish
  • pisces: dirty talks to u in latin