now i'm just going up by number

harry in every other song: mysterious girl, short skirts, blue eyes

harry in carolina: this is her name, family, home town, current address, star sign, blood type, social security number, 

BTS as tourists in the States (N.Y)
  • Jimin: Okay guys so first we are going to the MET and then we'll take some pictures at time square, and then-
  • Namjoon: Jiminie...Stop, I want to live my life and in order to do that I NEED to go to Brooklyn right now and see where Biggie got shot.
  • Suga: He got shot in L.A.
  • Jungkook: Yeah L.A MAN! WHOO!
  • Suga: I'm going to the hotel. I feel pretty jet-lagged.
  • Jin: You have to be kidding me. We were in Canada. They basically have the same time zones.
  • Suga: Doesn't change the fact that I'm tired.
  • Jimin: No Suga! If you leave you're going to fuck up my itinerary! We need an even number to go on all the rides at Deno's!
  • Jungkook: DENO'S NEW YORK YASSS!
  • Jin: But we have seven.
  • Jimin: (Thinks) You can go Yoongs
  • Taehyung: I'm hungry.
  • Namjoon: We just asked you if you wanted to eat at the a pizza place and you said no.
  • Taehyung: I wasn't hungry then.
  • Jin: Okay Tae, there's a Dunkin' Donuts coming up, we'll stop at the next exit.
  • Taehyung: I'm not hungry for that. I want a burger.
  • Suga: Jk.We. Are. In. NEW YORK!!
  • Jungkook: America!1 Yass FUCK YEASS ARMY WHOOO!!
  • Jimin: As soon as we get Tae's food we are back on the road. We are on a tight schedule.
  • Hoseok: Jimin you need to relax.
  • Jimin: I can't relax. We have a day to see the whole city! We gotta be Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys today.
  • Taehyung: Annyong, we are Hustle and Bustle Bangtan Boys! Haha, that should have been our name.
  • Namjoon: Our fans would be B.L.A.S.T instead of A.R.M.Y
  • Jungkook is knocked out by all of the members at the same time. He dreams of in and out burger and the Hollywood sign
  • ~Armygirl
DerpCraft: How Many Dates Does It Take?
  • Galm: You know one of the things I really love about Smarty? It's that you can completely shut him down by talking to him about sex.
  • Chilled: *calls Smarty while he's not streaming, but everyone else is*
  • Tom: Oh my <i>god</i>, Chilled
  • Smarty: *answering the phone* Oh hey, I was just about to call you. I'm escaping work.
  • Chilled: Oh, awesome, cool, I just had a quick question. Uh, we haven't started yet, we're just getting things together. This is more I guess for my own personal thing, so don't talk to the other guys about this, uh-
  • Smarty: I can <i>not</i> hear you, hold on one sec
  • Aphex: *cry-laughing*
  • Chilled: Ok, how was work bro?
  • Galm: He's gonna reveal a bunch of private details
  • Chilled: You there though?
  • Smarty: Yeah, what's up?
  • Chilled: So, serious question, and I need to kinda know- after how many dates you have sex with a woman? Like, is it two? Three?
  • Smarty: ... What?
  • Chilled: Like, I'm just- I'm in three years of dates, like, is it three dates? Did I get the numbers confused? How many-
  • Smarty: Can I just ask you a question? Are you currently on the livestream?
  • Chilled: NO! We haven't started yet- Aphex, being typical Aphex, didn't show up yet. I think we said 5pm-
  • Smarty: Hold on, wait, what?
  • Chilled: So, three dates? Alright, we'll talk about it more afterwards, get back safe buddy.
  • Smarty: ... I can tell you're on the livestream right now
  • Aphex: <i>*wheezing*</i>
  • Chilled: I'm not livestreaming, cross my heart. I am not live streaming.
  • Smarty: ... I just checked <i>Twitter</i>?
  • Chilled: ... Well, maybe <i>they're</i> livestreaming. Smarty, I gotta go something's going on, there's a creeper in my house, bye Smarty-
What went down in Climatika
  • Alec: welcome to this gameshow! vote for one of these small children to become a weather person!
  • Aurore: what are people voting based on?
  • Alec: well, they pick which of you they like more
  • Aurore: so it's just based on people's whims rather than our qualifications?
  • Alec: ok Aurore, that's enough, now let's get voting people
  • Marinette: get back here you little s**t
  • Manon: *doesn't get back here*
  • Alya: hey Marinette, that hot guy is at the park
  • Marinette: omg I love that hot guy!
  • Manon: hey Marinette, you're supposed to be babysitting me
  • Marinette: I can totally handle it
  • Alya: your life is literally a burning shamble of chaos and awkwardness
  • Marinette: ikr, now let's go to the park
  • Alec: yeah, the numbers are in and Aurore is a poor, pathetic, sad loser mcloserface
  • Aurore: real mature Alec
  • Alec: are you going to turn evil now?
  • Hawkmoth: HEY GUYS
  • Alec: this is a surprising development that I could never have anticipated
  • Climatika: *f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: it's not stalking if he doesn't see me
  • Alya: *facepalms*
  • Vincent: hey, imma need a girl to pose with Adrien
  • Alya: this plot development is as fake as your accent
  • Vincent: now that's just hurtful
  • Alya: hey Manon, I'm a magical unicorn
  • Manon: so am I!
  • Manon: *transforms into a unicorn*
  • Alya: this definitely didn't happen in this episode
  • Manon: fine
  • Climatika: *shows up, f**ks s**t up*
  • Marinette: Tikki, activate anime! *transforms*
  • Climatika: *keeps f**king s**t up*
  • Adrien: Plagg, work with me for a minute
  • Plagg: f**k you Adrien, imma eat this cheese
  • Adrien: *transforms*
  • Chat Noir: hey ice queen, what are you hoping to accomplish here?
  • Climatika: idk
  • Chat Noir: maybe you should come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: *hits Chat Noir so hard he literally makes pinball noises when he crashes into a bunch of parked cars*
  • Ladybug: hey Chat Noir imma poke you in the face
  • Chat Noir: kk cool
  • Ladybug: let's go attack her now
  • Climatika: here have lightning
  • Ladybug: ok that didn't work, let's attack her again
  • Climatika: here have wind
  • Ladybug: third time's the charm?
  • Climatika: here have ice
  • Chat Noir: speaking of charms, maybe you could use that one power you have that's always the key to taking down villains?
  • Ladybug: sorry I can't hear you
  • Climatika: here have a bus
  • Chat Noir: WHY
  • Climatika: idk
  • Hawkmoth: can we come up with a plan?
  • Climatika: yeah, bc I have no idea what I'm doing here
  • Hawkmoth: let's go to the TV studio and somehow make a broadcast bringing Ladybug and Chat Noir there, and then take their Miraculouses
  • Climatika: that doesn't sound like much of a plan
  • Hawkmoth: I'm trying, ok?
  • Climatika: in the process can I make a literal freaking tornado around the TV studio?
  • Hawkmoth: that seems excessive
  • Climatika: says the person who spends his entire life in a f**king butterfly dome just so he can steal jewelry from teenagers
  • Hawkmoth: let's not get personal here
  • Ladybug: ok she's at the TV studio, let's go
  • Chat Noir: is it a trap?
  • Ladybug: easy Admiral Ackbar, it's not a trap
  • Climatika: it's a trap
  • Chat Noir: I totally called it!
  • Ladybug: fine
  • Climatika: *attacks*
  • Ladybug: lucky charm!
  • *towel happens*
  • Ladybug: imma fabulous flying beetle girl
  • Chat Noir: cataclysm!
  • Climatika: *crashes through billboard*
  • Ladybug: *steals umbrella, throws it to Chat Noir*
  • Chat Noir: *throws it back*
  • Ladybug: bye bye little butterfly
  • Marinette: *goes to park*
  • Vincent: Adrien, pose with the small kid
  • Marinette: my heart is destroyed forever
  • Alya: it really isn't

anonymous asked:

Okay. No. I'm a Supercorp shipper, and while I don't necessarily like Karamel or Mon-El, I think it's VERY immature to go around "invading" tags as you put it. Like, let them have their tag just like we have ours. Just because our opinion differs to theirs doesn't mean we got to harass them all day long. Grow up, perhaps?

nice try but u wouldnt know this but the number one rule for stanning supercorp is that ur incapable of feeling sorry or sympathizing with karamels but of course u dont know that because ur a goblin now get off my lawn

I’m the night owl and he’s the early riser, so since he’s already asleep and he’ll be up before me (and I’m better at expressing myself in writing it seems) I just wanna say:

@silver-crimson-black - I’m sorry about what you woke up to yesterday morning. Things have been hard mentally, I can’t exactly explain why and I know they’ve made the leg pain worse somehow. But you’ve made it a lot better, a lot more easy to bear. I’d be worse off if I didn’t have you, I hope you know that.

Thank you for breakfast, and for all of today honestly. I needed it to set me right again. I told you to tell me to meet you at the cabin or just come to Gravity Falls, or even the club any time you needed someone… I hope you don’t mind if I start doing the same. I think it’s time I admit to myself that sometimes I need you… If that’s okay. Regardless, I’ll… try to get some outside help. Not for the leg, I know you’re making me that prototype. But for whatever funk I’m going through… I’ll find someone. I’ll get help. I wanna get better. I hope you get better too, and I hope I can help you get there, I know things haven’t been any easier on you. I’ll be with you every step of the way. We’ll get each other through this.

I love you. 

anonymous asked:

I need some advice. So recently I have been receiving texts inviting me to join in on some antifa style projects. It's sound good but the problem I'm having is I have NEVER given my number out to any groups relating to this and im worried it could be a trap of some kind cause they have come outta the blue. right now i have just ignored them but the hope that I could join up with a real group makes me wanna reply, but the weirdness of the text has me worried. Thoughts? Please and thank you ♡

if you’re in doubt, don’t go. insist someone meets you one on one in a public space before you meet anyone anywhere, or just don’t answer at all

the signs as quotes by fantastic
  • Aries: That big knob there makes a crazy noise. Sparks come out of that slot if you put stuff in it. And I'm learning more every day.
  • Taurus: Guess who got promoted to goddamn dam god? The cream always rises to the top, and Fantastic always rises to the top of the cream.
  • Gemini: What's it look like, man? I'm fucking king of the NCR. Caesar's Legion has Caesar, the NCR's got Fantastic. It's Fantastic's NCR now.
  • Cancer: Got the whole NCR suckling my teats, and it feels so good.
  • Leo: Fuck, man. Everything. I push buttons. I turn dials. I read numbers. Sometimes I make up little stories in my head about what the numbers mean.
  • Virgo: They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
  • Libra: No, man. I know exactly what I'm doing. I just don't know what effect it's going to have.
  • Scorpio: Like, hey Fantastic, who gets to keep this doodad we found? Or, yo, Fantastic, when will you accept that you're the father of my child? It's crazy.
  • Sagittarius: But the mirrors outside aren't aimed right, so we're running at one percent efficiency. And I guess that just isn't good enough for some assholes.
  • Capricorn: Here, you'll want this. It's the password to one of the terminals outside. Found it written on one of the stalls in the bathroom.
  • Aquarius: Man, what aren't my responsibilities? Dam overflow, dam underflow. Dam leakage. Sometimes the dam gets too big and I have to shrink it down.
  • Pisces: Hey man, when in Rome.
Send one of the following to see how my muse responds:
  • "I'm not saying you're an idiot, I'm just saying a smarter person would have seen that coming."
  • "I took a blood oath that I wouldn't tell you what she said about you, but if you bring me some tequila and nachos, I might be inclined to break that oath."
  • "If I told you I took a picture of you sleeping last night, would that be creepy or romantic?"
  • "I was trying to teach myself how to knit and, long story short, I'm in the ER now."
  • "I don't actually know what I've done to make you hate me so much, but I don't care anymore, so either get over it or fuck off."
  • "I love you, but the fact that you don't like ice cream creeps me out a little."
  • "If you're going to McDonald's and you don't at least bring me back fries, I'll never forgive you."
  • "I dropped your phone in the toilet, and I'm really sorry, but I'm not reaching in to get it out, so it's just... it's gonna stay there until you or someone else gets it out."
  • "If you pray for someone to meet an untimely demise, and then they do, are you karmically responsible for their death?"
  • "I've always thought that Harry Potter was overrated."
  • "I'm not saying you're evil or anything, but I'm pretty sure if you crossed a church threshold you would burst into flames."
  • "We should have a Disney movie marathon this weekend."
  • "I just really need you to shut the hell up right now."
  • "I'm a better kisser than you are; you're just going to have to accept that as a fact of life."
  • "Would you rather die by drowning or strangulation? I'm just curious, not, like, plotting your death or anything, I swear."
  • "I would do any number of borderline illegal things to get tickets to that show."
  • "We should play strip poker tonight."

stardustgalaxy  asked:


“You can’t understand how it is to feel this worthless. I just want it all to go away! I want it all to STOP!”

 You trembled as you watched Ace trash the room. You really hated when he got like this, whenever the topic of his birthright came up.

 “Ace, stop it! It’s not your fault! Don’t beat yourself up about it!”

 Ace suddenly stops and turned to face you.

 “You don’t get it, do you, ______?”

 You threw yourself at Ace, wrapping your arms around him.

 “That doesn’t matter to me, Ace. You’re the only thing that matters to me.”

 Ace begins to shake and you look up to see him crying. You pat his shoulders gently. You knew you would remain by Ace’s side no matter what.

I think I will probably finish episode 2 of Ruler: Master of the Mask (or episode “4″, I guess? I haven’t decided if I’m going to embrace the new episode numbering practice yet, or fight the power) but I suspect strongly suspect I’m going to drop it. The Crown Prince is the perfect blend of entitlement and naivete to get my blood boiling, and the only characters I really care about right now L’s pauper Lee Sun and Hwa Gun, who I think I’m supposed to believe is a villain. I feel like this is a bad mental place to be if I want to enjoy the drama.

When some dude texts you “hey what’s up” out of nowhere at 10:00pm.

soo… ok y'all see ya on the other side.. @bcydbeaulieu ’s big ass package just arrived for me and I can tell you right now I’m going to end up crying into a puddle of my own feelings and emotions so if you don’t hear from me again, know that this was the cause of my death 😄


I got some bad news on top of it though. :/
Yeah, I passed, but the number of credits I might get are COMPLETELY up in the air. The website says 4, the papers I got from after the test with my score says 3, and another source says 6.
I called the admissions office at my school to see what the correct number is, and they were so helpful, as always. (That’s sarcasm; the administration at my college is horrifically bad.)
Their answer: you’ll see how many credits it is when it’s posted on your transcript.

So, yeah, I could either have the 4 credits I need to graduate…
Or I could be short by just 1 now. 
I have to sit and wait 7-10 days to see what it’s going to say on my records.


But at least I passed the test…


Loot from Day 1 of Jump Festa

I managed to get most of the new Akashi goods from Jump Festa! Tried out the new Last Game garapon and after X amount of tries I managed to get not just one but two Akashi badges! Also grabbed one of the new snack tins and a Vorpal Swords ticketfile. From the Jump Store I got the Vorpal Swords tote bag and a box of the new Vorpal Swords chibi acrylic keyholders (but too lazy to open them all so I just showed Akashi). My friend got the special manju set and gave me Akashi! 


My friend and I got there at 4:50am and there were already thousands of people there….when we eventually got let in I ran to the booth and managed to get a spot for an Oreshi doll. As some have mentioned, it sold out within 20 min. Crazy….. (and actually a good number of them just buy them to resell at jacked up prices…)

I wasn’t able to try the kuji or get the pencase plushies today so we’re going to go earlier tomorrow and try for those. I’ll also be posting more Puni doll pictures when I get home tomorrow. 

"Wait, are you jealous?"-Bumblebee
  • Yang, waving as she walks into the rwby dorm: Okay! Later Neon! I had fun!
  • Yang, stretching and plops onto Blake's bed: Phew, that girl is a riot, y'know once you get past all that annoying she's pretty cool!
  • Blake, not even looking up from her book: Mhmm.
  • Yang, looking at Blake for a bit before chuckling: Somebody's jealous.
  • Blake, tossing her book away: I AM NOT!
  • Yang, raising an eyebrow: Says the one who just threw their favorite book to yell at me. Ha, soooo jealous.
  • Blake, looks away, attempting to hide her blushing face: Shut up Yang...I'm not jealous, I'm just....
  • Yang, crawling up to Blake's side: Just what bee?
  • Blake, wraps her arms around her legs, bringing them to her chest, rests her head solemnly on her knees: I'm scared...
  • Yang, tilting her head in confusion: Scared of what Blake?
  • Blake, looking Yang directly in the eyes: Scared that I'll lose you to somebody...
  • Yang, mouth opens agape, a little shocked: B-Blake, I would never. You know that!
  • Blake, throws her arms in a pained fit: But you're so promiscuous Yang! How can I believe in your faithfulness if you're always going out, and getting numbers, and drinking and flirting. Huh? How do you think it makes me feel that you're just doing all this?!
  • Yang, sits up and looks away, not being able to face Blake: I...I'm sorry...
  • Blake, now shouting, her voice a trembling mixture of anger and pain: IF YOU WERE SORRY YOU WOULD LOOK AT ME YANG.
  • Yang, slowly turning her head, tearing as she looks at Blake: Please....I wouldn't leave you...never...
  • Blake, sniffling a little bit, gasps slightly as Yang lunges around her, wrapping her arms around Blake's waist: Y-Yang...
  • Yang, sobbing: I...I just, I don't know what else to do...I don't feel worthy to anyone so I try to please everyone I see...I'm sorry Blake, I'm so sorry...
  • Blake, rubs her eyes and softly begins to stroke Yang's back: Don't....don't worry, we'll be okay, we'll be okay...

hecks-bells  asked:

So I'm considering taking my 5 (ish) month old pit bull to the dog park for the first time. I've had him for about a month now and he's been just fine around other dogs so far but I'm worried about how he'll react to the large group of dogs. What are some signs I should look out for to see if he's stressed or afraid? How can make this a non-stressful experience for him?

Unpopular opinion: Don’t take your dog (especially a bully breed) to the dog park. Just don’t.

I do not know a single professional trainer who willingly will take animals to a dog park, or who doesn’t cringe and go ‘ugh, dog parks’ when anyone brings them up. Why? Because dog parks are generally where a huge number of dogs develop fear and reactivity problems due to lack of management. 

The problem with dog parks is the owners, honestly. Most dog owners are notoriously bad at reading their own dog’s body language or interpreting social behavior between dogs in the first place. Then, you have a dog park, where everyone assumes you can just let your dog run free and basically not have to pay attention to it. So you’ve got dogs of all temperaments, ages, sizes, and levels of polite manners running around unsupervised by their owners. 

Dogs get bullied at dog parks. Dogs get attacked at dog parks. Reactive dogs, fearful dogs, dogs that play too rough and bully other dogs, dogs that steal toys and/or resource guard them - people just let them loose in big dog parks and assume the dogs will sort it out. A lot of owners talk to their friends or sit on their cell-phone and ignore how their dog is behaving and how other dogs are interacting with them, which drives responsible dog owners who actually try to manage their dog during a dog park visit absolutely nuts. You hear constant stories, as a trainer, of people who had to go break up fights or rescue their dog from a bully only to be told ‘oh, they were just playing, it’s fine’. I know dogs who have been traumatized by being attacked or bullied at dog parks by dogs for whom that environment was really not appropriate to be in.  

So here’s why I say really, really don’t. You’ve got a bully breed, which means you’ve got an animal who (no matter how sweet), has to some degree a genetic disposition for dog reactivity and a low threshold for frustration. What that means is that you want to set him up for success by making sure you manage his experiences so he’s less likely to develop behavior problems. He’s also very young right now, which means he’s still learning polite dog manners and he’s also learning his boundaries and how to stand up for himself. While he’s out of his critical socialization period, experiences he has now are going to set up him for the rest of his life. - that’s not a dog you want to expose to the sheer potential for bad experiences at a dog park. 

You can’t control who shows up to a dog park, and it’s impossible to get some irresponsible owners to be more responsible. People think dog parks are a place they don’t have to deal with their dog, and that’s that. So honestly, skip the dog park, and set up playdates with other dogs one-on-one or in a small group. That way you can make sure all the dogs have been introduced properly and that they play well together, and you can step in to mediate if you need to without having to worry about the other animal’s owner getting upset. 

(Dog parks are also serious cesspools of parasites and disease, because people don’t tend to clean up after their pets or watch to see if dogs eat poop). 

the signs as quotes that haunt me
  • aries: are you my number one homo
  • taurus: inside jokes are just inside memes
  • gemini: damn santa claus lookin fresh af whats his @
  • cancer: well, i'm not going to say that i DIDN'T masturbate while listening to abba
  • leo: did ur penis just jump
  • virgo: i'm gonna punch MY OWN fucking butthole
  • libra: @all pretty girls marry me ! but also adopt me Punch Me In The Neck™
  • scorpio: can't control this anus!!!
  • sagittarius: FUCK YOUR JORTS
  • capricorn: i tried to google celebrity smut but i fucked up and googled celery smut
  • aquarius: i hear you have a foot fetish
  • pisces: dirty talks to u in latin

anonymous asked:

I'm late to Thre party (mostly b cause I just found you) but I'm going to do a top 5 request anyways. Top 5 gayest moments in Shadowhunters

My time has come …

First off, thanks for the follow(!!), and second off, thanks for the gay! Now a’hem…*clears throat, pulls out projector* allow me to educate you.


  • You all know what I’m talking about, so don’t even pretend you don’t! I’m talking about the night Mr. Desperate Santiago made up yet ANOTHER stupid title to keep his pretty boy toy around. The gay was low-key, but the thirst was so high-key, you would think neither of these vampire bitches have fed in y e a r s
  • See the demonstration below for further arguements


  • Your honor, I pray you consider this: Nothing about this scene doesn’t fucking hurt  e v e r y w h e r e
  • Raphael’s all upset because his bby betrayed him for this fricken Carrot-Top shadowhunter, when all he wanted to do was protect Simon from a blood thirsty she-demon!! And- and Simon went from 100 to 0 REAAAAAL fuckin’ quick, once Raph showed up to put him in his place. Poor babe. A death threat is a really shitty way to end your first post-death relationship.


  • Alec, baby, I’m not sure what you were thinking, but EVERYONE- literally E V E R Y O N E  knew you were gay. Shadowhunters, downworlders, plants probably. I understand the panic, but your gayness radiates like the light coming from your halo
  • “But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Alec is the gay” - Shakespeare’s Homeo & Warlock, Act 2 Scene 2

ANYWAY, MOVING ON TO NUMBER TWO IS THE NIGHT SIMON DIED AND HIS GAYNESS (technically bisexuality, fite me irl) TOOK FLIGHT!! And I mean the ENTIRE night.

  • First off, Simon’s literally being carried bridal style in Raphael’s arms. The same arms that saved him from Camille already once before!! Like, if you don’t see the gay, I actually have NO IDEA what to tell you because your ass isn’t even looking. Did you miss Raphael comforting Simon? Did you take a bathroom break when he promised to look after him?? Were you in COMA when Simon called him a monster and he so OBVIOUSLY DIED ON THE INSIDE ALL OVER AGAIN???
  • If you don’t think Saphael is real, then get off my lawn

WHICH MAKES NUMERO UNO, *drumroll pls*



  • Literally all I have to say/can say is this:
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!