- Kaladin: Greetings, fellow Lighteyes
- Syl: Hello, spren. I am a human woman and definitely not a runaway honorspren. Sylphrena who?
- Renarin: Yes hello I am a perfectly normal Radiant with a perfectly normal spren no you can't see him he's shy
- Shallan: I'm wearing three different levels of illusion and I'm not sure which of my split personalities is dominant right now, please come back later.
- Dalinar: there's nothing wrong with my memory and you don't need to know why I spent the past three days chugging alcohol and sobbing
- Adolin: ...
OTABEK WHY CANT YOU JUST TALK TO HIM!? IM SURE YOU LIKE HIM AND I'M PRETTY SURE HE KNOWS WHAT HES SAYING! even if it's only a tiny bit