now i have a thing for paris hilton great

CW: racism, ableist language, slutshaming, body policing, i don’t even know anymore, this book is just lovely really. 

like, i read DINOSAUR PORN, right. AND THAT DIDN’T HAVE TO COME WITH A LIST OF CWs. I READ 

WHAT WAS THAT THE ONE WITH THE DETACHABLE DICKS AND CHEWABLE FORESKIN 

I EVEN READ A BOOK WITH WEREDOLPHINS FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

AND THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE TO ADD CWs TO A REVIEW

LET THAT SINK IN. 

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