now i dont wish that i was dead

101 Writing Prompts

1. “I didn’t know you two were related.” “We didn’t either.”

2. “I’m not saying I’m gay, but I would be if they were asking.”

3. “I’ve tried my hardest to fall for you, but it’ll always be them.”

4. “I don’t think anyone’s ever said that to me before.”

5. “I didn’t even want to come to this party. You lied to me about the pinata.”

6. “Spin the bottle is such a cliché. I’m in.”

7. “I have to go in there with you? I didn’t sign up to play 7 minutes in hell .”

8. “That’s not how you pronounce my name and I’m not even sure you tried.”

9. “Are you new here?” “We’ve been in the same math class for six years.”

10. “You really shouldn’t touch that… I told you.”

11. “I recognise you. Do you have a dog.”

12. “ You’ve never seen Harry Potter?

13. “Can’t we just lay here for a minute?”

14. “We have to stop running into each other like this.”

15. “Is it weird if I say that your dad’s really hot?”

16. “I know it’s 2am but can we meet up?”

17. “I don’t know how we ended up sleeping together but I know I’m mad about it.”

18. “Whatever you do, just don’t tell anybody!”

19. “I don’t come here often, it brings back unwanted memories.”

20. “They told me I’d forget about you; that I’d move on but it’s been three years and here I am.”

21. “I’ve waited so long for this moment, but now it’s here I don’t know how to feel.”

22. “You can’t just say that and then disappear!”

23. “I always hear my neighbour playing this beautiful music, but I’ve never actually met them.”

24. “Would it be alright if I pet your dog?”

25. “I’m so sorry to bother you this late but an owl got in my house and I have no idea how to get it out.”

26. “We can’t call the police! They’ll never believe us!”

27. “Why are you buying plane tickets? Are you leaving?”

28. “I swear I’ve seen them before in a dream.”

29. “I don’t want to be your partner either but we have to get this assignment done.”

30. “I never hated you, you just make me feel things I don’t understand.”

31. “It’s your fault, and I don’t think this is something you can fix.”

32. “This isn’t easy for me either.”

33. “I would never do this to you if I didn’t have to. You know that, right?”

34. “Can you at least promise me that?” “I don’t think I can, not this time.”

35. “I’m sorry but it’s very hard to focus when you’re dressed like that.”

36. “On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard to you want me to hit you?”

37. “I’d be scared if I were you.”

38. “You can’t go in there alone .”

39. “This seems like a lot of effort to go to for a mediocre joke.”

40. “Delete that picture right now or Mr.Snuggles gets it!”

41. “You didn’t go through my photos did you?!”

42. “Uhhh, I went through your photos and I have some questions.”

43. “I swear to god, if you tag me in one more bad meme I’ll make you regret it.”

44. “I really want to kiss you right now. I know I shouldn’t, and somehow that makes me want it more.”

45. “You have individual ringtones for everyone? What’s mine?”

46. “ Why wouldn’t you lock the door?

47. “Did you know kissing burns calories?” “I’m happy with my weight, thanks.”

48. “Your bad pickup lines aren’t cute, they’re just bad.”

49. “I’ll give you fifty bucks if I can take you to Christmas dinner and tell my family we’re together. They always ask if I’m dating and I can’t have that conversation again.”

50. “I don’t think you’re ever too old for trick-or-treating.”

51. “We’re dressing up for Halloween this year and that’s final.”

52. “I forgot what we were fighting about in the first place.” “I didn’t.”

53. “Fuck you.” “Not with that attitude.”

54. “90% of people admit to having at least a slight bondage kink, and 10% are lying about it.”

55. “I don’t understand why you won’t just use a map on your phone.”

56. “You know my house has a door? You don’t always have to use the window.”

57. “The truth is, my friends dared me to ask you out, but I’m really glad they did.”

58. “You know, I was joking in that birthday card when I said I’d help you hide a body.”

59. “Can we please turn off this song.” “But it’s a masterpiece .”

60. “I’ve known you for two years and I think I’ve been saying your name wrong the whole time.”

61. “Wow, you really are blind!” “Thanks for the update, can I have my glasses back now?”

62. “It might be petty but you borrowed my pencil three weeks ago and I’m gonna need it back.”

63. “I think they have a crush on you, which sucks because I’m kinda into them.”

64. “Just go and talk to them, they dont bite!” “What if biting turns me on? If they dont do it then what’s the point?”

65. “You can’t say that in front of children!”

67. “Seven years old is practically an adult.”

68. “Dude I ordered this on eBay and you have to see what they sent me.”

69. “I didn’t realise it meant so much to you.”

70. “I wish I was sorry, but I don’t regret any of it.”

71. “My friend thinks you’re cute, personally I don’t get it but this isn’t about me right now.”

72. “Not everything is about you!” “Untrue.”

73. “You can pry it from my cold, dead hands.”

74. “This is why I hate family dinners! It always gets awkward.”

75. “This can only end two ways and neither of them are pretty.”

76. “Not everything can be butterflies and rainbows! Things get hard sometimes, that’s just how it is!”

77. “My mom told me I shouldn’t talk to strangers, and you’re definitely strange.”

78. “I can’t believe you fell asleep when I was showing you my favourite movie of all time.”

79. “You shouldn’t be out here alone, it’s dangerous.”

80. “I could lie here with you forever. I wish I didnt have to leave.”

81. “Everything’s changing and I hate it! I liked the way things were.”

82. “You look so incredible, if that didn’t look so good on you I’d probably tear it off.”

83. “Do you think they noticed that we left?”

84. “The funny thing is, you could have fixed this and you didn’t even try.”

85. “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I’m only asking because it hurt when I did and I thought I might have done it wrong.”

86. “That was super cheesy and I’m lactose intolerant.”

87. “You didn’t tell me you were gay!” “You didn’t tell me you weren’t.”

88. “Your friend told me you had a crush on me, I just wanted to let you know your friend is a snake.”

89. “Are you staring at me or are you staring past me?”

90. “If you we’re a guy/girl would you go out with me?” “I am a guy/girl.”

91. “Sounds stupid. When are we doing it?”

92. “Can we tell my parents that I’m at your house, just incase they get suspicious?”

93. “This is the part in the movie where we kiss or one of us dies. My fingers are crossed for option one.” “Speak for yourself.”

94. “I’m offended that you don’t have more faith in me but, honestly, it’s understandable given past experience.”

95. “Its just a blind date! What’s the worst that could happen?” “I could literally die.”

96. “I would light myself on fire to keep you warm and you wouldn’t even hand me a coat if I were freezing.”

97. “I trusted you, and so I guess I should have seen this coming.”

98. “I had a really weird sex dream about you and I’m not sure how I feel about it, honestly.”

99. “Okay, but this is the last time I bail you out!”

100. “All I know is that if you don’t tell me to stop I’m going to kiss you.”

101. “I’m not sure when it happened, but I fell in love with you, and it was the best thing I’ve ever done.”

punishment part 2 // Carl grimes

A/N: it’s finally up! sorry for the long ass wait. This is just a few cute/emotional moments between the reader and Carl after the incident.

Warnings: Swearing, grossness (kinda)

Tags: @yesfangirlfan @teaandfreckles


Originally posted by carl-grimes-twd

The first thing you did when you woke up was attempt to touch were your eye once was, thinking that horrid experience with Negan was just a dream only to be majorly let down.
Where your eye should have been was a large bandage, underneath was nothing but a gaping hole.


“No no no” you manage out and attempt to sit up, although your voice was raspy and you immediately felt dizzy after taking only your first step.


Somehow you managed to get to the bathroom and wanted to break down right then and there. What you saw in the mirror was unexpected and it was hard to believe it was the same person who only a few days ago, looked into that same mirror with 2 eyes instead of only just 1.


You couldn’t bring yourself to cry until your boyfriend, Carl who had been forced to eat your organ for your safety stepped behind you and wrapped your tearful figure in his arms. He too had a large, white bandage over his face.


“Hey, sh it’s okay, we survived” he said comfortingly while rocking you both back and forth, you had to admit it was extremely calming.


“This doesn’t change how i think of you in any way, you’re still my beautiful girlfriend” You wiped away a stray tear and looked into Carls eye. If he got through it so could you.


“I love you” you spoke through hiccups and sniffles
-
“Can you please leave while i change my bandage?” you asked Carl shyly.


You were still extremely shy and insecure when it came to the large hole in your face and hadn’t let Carl see it yet, although he had asked multiple times to help you change your bandage you still refused.


“Babe, i’m going to see it eventually. Just let me change it” he spoke with a sigh and stood up


“I can do it myself. I don’t want you to see it yet, it’s disgusting” You began looking for a fresh roll of gauze only to see Carl twiddling it between his fingers


“If you somehow forgot, i’ve been through this too. I promise i won’t laugh or make jokes, just let me help” He grabbed your hand and led you towards the bathroom where you took a seat on the cabinet, finally giving in to him.


“Okay, just… don’t say anything please” He began unwrapping the used gauze and your heart felt as if it was hammering in your chest as he got closer and closer to your injury.
Just as he was about to remove the last layer, your hand snapped up to grab his wrist to prevent him from uncovering what you’d been dreading.


“Carl, I-I-” You stuttered and loosened your grip on his wrist


“I’m not going to think any different of you” He spoke softly and gave your lips a soft kiss.
While he was kissing you he managed to remove the last of the bandage, all your nerves had faded away under his touch.
You were completely vulnerable to him now, your biggest flaw and insecurity was right in front of him.


“Beautiful” Carl mumbled against your lips.
-
“Negans here”


Those two words were all it took for your mood to be brought down.


There he stood, the man that had cut out your eye and forced your boyfriend to eat it right in front of your group after beating Abraham to death. He stood inside the gates of your sanctuary, your home and the desire to kill him was burning in the pit of your stomach worse than ever.


“Well well well” He cackled and headed over to where you and Carl stood. “I see you survived. Heck I admit i was doubting whether you made it or not but you seem like a fighter”
You grimaced and tighten your grip on a sleeping Judith. Carl stood awfully close.


“Oh believe me, one day you’re gonna wish i was dead” you snapped harshly, although he deserved it after everything he’d put your family through.


“Hot damn sweetie, you have quite the mouth on you dont ya, might have to sew that thing shut” You struggled against an enraged Glenn and huffed in defeat.


“Just take your share and leave” Carl was now just as mad as you, if not then worse


“Seems you lot still haven’t learnt your lessons. I may have to find a way to get it through your thick skulls who’s boss around here, cutting the girl’s eye out obviously did nothing” Negan threatened “Lucky for you all Lucille’s not feeling very thirsty today, although next time she may be feeling extra parched” With that he walked away to collect the goods that the Alexandrians had worked day and night to collect.

Never accuse someone of being like their abuser

So I’m sure im not the only one whos seen the recent bullying and harassment of @fuwaprince and i figured i should speak up about something. I’m someone who was a victim of abuse, sexual and emotional, and i still have ptsd from it. I had a break up a while back where my now ex called me abusive.. And even though i knew he only said it to mess with my head, it still effected me horribly. Its the worst mind fuck when someone says one of your worst fears has come true. I dont care how pissed you are, unless you hate someone enough to wish them dead, dont say theyre anything like their abuser. Its just like how you dont point a gun at someone unless youre ready to shoot, words are deadly too.

signs as 11 drunk guys quotes
  • aries: "your fucking laptop SUCKs i hate the keyboard layout"
  • taurus: "FUCK trees that's what chairs are made of. we are surrounded by potential chairs"
  • gemini: "thirty two plus thirty two equals serbia"
  • cancer: "im so scared my dick is growing in defence"
  • leo: "GI GI GI GI GINGERBREAD YEAH"
  • virgo: "welcome to extreme yoga"
  • libra: "now let me tell you something about poo poo"
  • scorpio: "I WANT SOME MOTHERFUCKING FRUIT"
  • sagittarius: "if my dick was a salad, it would be a fuckin caesar salad"
  • capricorn: "dont cha wish your girlfriend wasn't dead from snakes?"
  • aquarius: "ALEX! YOU HAVE FIVE AXE BODYWASHES IN YOUR SHOWER! THAT IS TOO MANY AXE BODYWASHES IN YOUR SHOWER!"
  • pisces: "where there's smoke, there's weed"

anonymous asked:

yo, u got sick prussia headcanons?

heehoo i dont make headcanons a lot but aight sure matey, anything for m’followers

-Just.. so god damn horrible at taking care of himself, Gilbert, you’re a grown man, take a fucking shower you depressed little shit

-Not Austria levels of whiny, but still whiny

-Extend the depression naps by a few more hours but wake up full of Regret™ 

-So many “God, I wish I was dead-” “Death, claim me” “Hey guys, I’m dying” jokes stop just stop we get it–

-He also has a super annoying sneeze I bet

-Can, and probably will, get someone else sick easily because he wants to mooch on his brother or Austria or something

-tbh, taking this from APH’s canon, his immune system is probably pretty shitty cuz he’s not a country anymore in the canon

-instead of wearing a lot of layers, he wears VERY little because it’s too hot and he hates sweating

-Dogs. 

anonymous asked:

hi im sorry for badgering you but im just really sad right now i woke up and my 3 y/o dog is dead, smushed on the street by a car and we dont know how he got out of the house

i am so sorry.. i really understand what you’re going through, when i was 12 i woke up to find out my 4 your old dog was dying .. i really wish you the best anon 

i really liked that list of random expressions for fave characters and/or ocs and also i really just like somewhat obscure drawing prompts anyway but i have such a hard time finding prompts that really catch my interest so i decided to put together my own list. feel free to draw (or write, or whatever your medium of choice is) these out however you feel is best to interpret them. or have people send you a character and a number. up 2 uuuu

  1. you said something funny during dinner and i snorted so hard theres a strand of spaghetti dangling out my nose now and everyone is losing their shit
  2. you were taking a shower but i really really had to use the bathroom so hello, i’m here now, don’t mind me
  3. being exposed to music that is definitely not what i am used to hearing
  4. i have no clean clothes left other than the first cosplay i (or you, the artist) ever put together, shit shit shit
  5. farted in church
  6. i have to use the bathroom explosively right now and there’s a line
  7. additionally to number six, i am one of the people in that line that you just jumped ahead of.
  8. my buddypal/s.o. just got shit on by a seagull. because i jokingly shoved them coincidentally into the line of fire.
  9. its 2am and i heard a scary noise downstairs, i think there’s an intruder…….
  10. its 2am and i am that intruder.
  11. ive been hired to babysit the neighbor’s kids, this is my first job ever and i haven’t been able to find the kid(s) for the last half hour
  12. i made you this thing and i was so excited to give it to you but you made a very disappointed face and later i found it in the trash
  13. We’re at the mall and holy cow did someone seriously throw out almost an entire soft pretzel??? SCORE
  14. i think the most recent piercing i got is infected…..awesome
  15. you just sneezed in my face
  16. i just woke up because there are some VERY COLD FEET pressed against my legs and the issue is that i dont share a bed with anyone
  17. i now know exactly what a dead body smells like
  18. ive just had the earth shattering realization im doing that Thing that my parent(s) always did that i hated
  19. i have been presented with an action figure of myself 
  20. we were supposed to get together today and go out but ive had a horrible night and i feel like crap, would you be opposed to staying in and working on coloring books with me
  21. that…. that is definitely a face in my toilet… and it just wished me a good morning
  22. i saw a news crew while i was out today and danced around in the background while they were shooting, you HAVE to watch the news with me this evening now so you can see
  23. im allergic to my favorite food now, all of a suddenly
  24. its 1am and im feeling really emotional and pouring my heart and soul out to you
  25. in addition to number 24, i found out a week later you repeated everything i told you to your buddies for a good laugh
  26. pulling an all-nighter
  27. in addition to number 26, finding out that all-nighter was for naught and i got a failing grade on that project anyway.
  28. im surrounded by people who are joking about something that really hits close to home for me
  29. i just found my old gameboy and pokemon crystal version, i wonder if it still works??
  30. in addition to number 29, holy shit it does, there’s my old team and everything!
Hisagi drunk texts


As requested by anon. :)


[If you need more drunk texts in your life, there’s a series page!]


1. To Ikkaku and Yumichika

hey remember when we got lost together


2. To Ikkaku and Yumichika

we became besties then


3. To Ikkaku and Yumichika

like 2 birds of a feather and then a 3rd other bird that is flapping along behind them in a frienship way


4. To Ikkaku and Yumichika

so hit me up when you want brunch or whatever


5. To Renji

is brunch manly?


6. To Renji

ok good thats what i thought


7. To Renji

hey quick question ur captain used to despise u a little right

how did you fix that i’m asking for a friend


8. To Renji

ok but if i challenge mugugruema to a death match he’ll win tho


9. To Renji

and prob he wont even fibht me himsefl he’ll make kuna do it so she’ll kill me instead

i can’t even get a death match right


10. To Renji

now i’m sad again


11. To Findorr

u know what i miss about u?


12. To Findorr

the fact that i won

i really mjiss that sort of thing


13. To Kira

so i hear ur a zombie now


14. To Kira

sounds like we need to get drunk together stat


15. To Kira

but dont eat my brain plz


16. To Matsumoto

so i hear u were a zombie


17. To Matsumoto

u and i should get drunk with kira, curren tzombie


18. To Matsumoto

and if u want to eat my brain i might be down for that


19. To Yamamoto

am i ur son

b/c u keep saving me


20. To Yamamoto

wait wait no thats a stupid idea


21. To Yamamoto

grandson maybe?


22. To Tosen

captain i know ur dead but lots of dead people are wandering around right now so who knows


23. To Tosen

just wanted to say i still miss u and i’m sorry for stabbing u in the head i wish u didn’t explode


24. To Mashiro

hey we haven’t seen u 4 a while are u ok

r u lost

i get lost sometimes


25. To Mashiro

asking b/c i hae this weird feeling ur actually following me n getting readdy to attack


27. To Mashiro

but thats paranoia right


28. To Mashiro

UR SILENCE FREAKS ME OUT LITEUTENATN


29. To Kensei

lets ackw akcn acknogeledge the elephant in the room


30. To Kensei

i have ur chest tattoo on my face


31. To Kensei

but i didnt think id see you again and also u were a superhero to me and its def a compliment and i was a kid and dreamed about ur pecs for like months and tbh i still do sometimes bc theyre really shiny


32. To Kensei

was that too far


33. To Renji

so tell me more about that death match thing

these past weeks I think I’m getting worst and not better….i feel like its been building and building for yrs now but I feel like this is the end of line…i have this fear in going to die in my sleep cos I keep having sleep paralysis and its honestly the scariest experience to me, I feel dead. I feel like maybe I’m already dead, like not haha I’m dead inside bur actually dead or I feel like I’m gonna. I feel like I’m being over dramatic, I keep having these awful thoughts, memories that I cant shake off. I feel like its never going to end. I do everything my doctors say, I take the meds and go and see them but I feel like I’m trapped. I keep having panic attacks before bed in fear, and I feel like there isn’t a way out and no one even gives a shit about me anyway….

anonymous asked:

shit. goddamn. ive been reading that for literal years. i have a word doc full of my favorite quotes and its 40 pages long. its been my go-to fic forever and it hits that rare thing of being amazingly written, not dead, and really goddamn long with a great plot and humor and i just. what am i supposed to do now. its one of those things that i wish i could read for the first time again. i dont even know what im trying to say really, just that i loved it a lot and thank you for writing it

that is a lot of pages of favorite quotes, and you should definitely share them if you feel up to it! XD

bonifacios  asked:

a A A A tha nk you aisha !! ! ! dont worry i also know nothing about poetry apparently bc i have an elective on cw and my teacher just told me to not break the language and the page like that & so i guess i fucked it over twice l ma o; im lov u ! & also hope ur having fun in sir martins class ✨✨✨ !!

kill

ur teacher

just kidding

OR AM I

(LEGIT THO!!! blah blah blah different preferences of literature and everybody comes from their own context but also i cannot Wrap My Head Around ppl not liking ur masterpieces jshfkjsdhf. I HOPE UR HAVING FUN W/ UR LIFE!!! U DESERVE IT!!!!!)

Hurricane Irma uptade #3:

So we’re ok. Until now, there are not reports of any catastrophe on PR. I heard they were a few deads (almost three) but i dont have more info. Also, they were trees in the streets and a few things flying around but nothing to bad (thank the gods). I dont have power, but AT&T has done an excellent job with their coverage.

I will post another update tomorrow as soon as I can charge my phone. Thank you all for your good wishes. Now we just have to help our brothers, our neighbors who suffered the worst part. I will let you know all the information as soon as I can.

Thank you all!! ✌🏼💖

anonymous asked:

dear mom

oh

dear mom

i miss you so much

we werent ever super duper close, i know, but you were my mom. you loved me and i loved you and now im so scared. i dont know what to do sometimes and i wish you hadnt been taken from me.

i wish you were still here and alive.

i wish i could hug you.

but wishes dont come true and the dead dont come back so. i miss you. i hope im making you proud in some way or form. im gonna keep trying for u, bc i know you wouldnt give up until u died so i wont either. ill keep u alive in my head and fight until my last breath to try to do whats best for our people, for everyone here, for us.

i think youd laugh at me when i told u about my plans rn. but youd like it, i bet. its a smart idea if i do say so myself but hey, whatever. it kinda came from ur ideas, u know. theres just so much more i wish i could tell you and i cant and it hurts. it hurts real bad.

ill keep trying my best for u and i miss you.

i love u more than words can say

rox

i feel better now but we’re gonna have to go through this again tomorrow and apparently every day into the foreseeable future until i eventually do set something on fire and then one way or the other im not gonna have to listen to dad shriek every morning

(i changed my mind actually again.i dont feel better i definitely wish i was dead.)

Was anyone else singing bohemian rhapsody at the end of episode 3?

Mycroft.. I just killed a man..
Put a gun against his head
Pulled the trigger now hes dead.
Mycroft… I had just returned
But now its done ive thrown it all away..
Mycroft! I DONT WANNA DIE
I bet you wished I’d never been born at all!

I see a creepy little foriegn dead eyed man.
Clair de lune! Clair de lune!
Do not lick- shes not a mango!
Gunshot wound and Mary
Very very scary for me!

MRS HUDSON! (mrs hudson)
MRS HUDSON! (Mrs hudson)
MRS HUDSON! MORPHINE, MORE!

CHARLES MAGNUSSEN!
HE IS TRYING HARD TO BLACKMAIL MEE
YES MEE
YES MEEEEEE!

So you think you can trick me
Flick my eyyyee!?
So you think you can just urinate
Zip up your flyyy!?

OHH MARY! WHAT’D YOU SHOOT ME FOR MARY!?
JUST GOTTA GET OUT!
JUST GOTTA ESCAPE FROM E.R.

…John is all that matters…
Anyone can see.  John is all that matters..
John is all that matters.. to meeeee…..

Any time east winds blow…

(Belgravian Rhapsody)

*trips over my own feet* based on @sometipsygnostalgic‘s comic