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46 - Baby Bargaining

The witch stared at the demon in her living room. “I don’t recall summoning you.”

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ,” said the demon.

“Thought not.” The witch started filling the kettle. “If you’re staying you can change into something easier to look at; all that pulsating’s giving me a headache.”

The demon shifted into a humanoid figure, though it kept the horns. Tradition is hard to break.

The witch settled into her armchair several minutes later, hands curled round a mug of tea. “Well, out with it,” she said. “I know you sort don’t do social visits.”

“ɪ'ᴍ ʜᴇʀᴇ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ.”

“I’ve seen about fifty children today. You’ll have to be more specific.”

“ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ɪ sᴘᴇᴀᴋ ᴏꜰ,” said the demon. “ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴀs ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ.”

“Oh. That child.” The witch had known something like this would happen. She had seen right away the child wasn’t entirely human. “That baby is mine. I made a deal with her mother.”

“ᴀs ᴅɪᴅ ɪ. ɪᴛ ɪs ᴍɪɴᴇ ʙʏ ʀɪɢʜᴛs.”

“Oh, I wouldn’t know about that,” said the witch with a smile. “You know as well as I that all contracts are binding, and by the sounds of it we both of claim to the little one.”

The demon shifted angrily, its shape flickering faster than the human eye could keep up with. The witch simply stared it down until it finally returned to its human-ish form.

“ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴄᴏᴏᴘᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴏꜰ ʏᴏᴜ,” it said in a growl.

“You’re going to have to,” said the witch. “The woman promised the child to both of us. No amount of huffing and puffing is going to change that.” She drank her tea. “So I suggest we make a timetable of appropriate visiting hours.”

The demon spent several moments glowering at her, before finally saying, “ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ sʜᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ʟɪᴠᴇ?”

“Here, for now, but he can visit your domain on weekends. And when he’s older we can arrange something else if needed.”

(based on this post by @lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks)

The drawing on the bottom is from this scene:

Suddenly, the bathroom door was heard and a cheerful voice came out: “That was a very good long bath.”

He stated: “And this is a very comfortable bed you got here. What took you so lo-” Finally turning around and seeing as the towel was sticking to Levy’s wet and beautiful small body. He felt his face was burning. I’ve never had a chance to see her like this. Damn it!

And the one Levy’s alone is from this scene:

“Ok Gajeel, now is safe to look.” Levy walked out of the bathroom with a pink semi-transparent short night gown. Leaning on the edge of the wall and placing her hand on her right hip.

You can check out the story here:

Chapter one:

Chapter two:

Chapter three:

Characters belongs to Hiro Mashima.

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and we called our calculation perfect love by saysthemagpie

The kisses are getting progressively filthier—his glasses are really fogging up now—when Niall finally manages to gasp out, “I’m actually just a certified public accountant.“

Harry’s reaction to that piece of information is, well, probably unprecedented, not just in Niall’s personal experience but also in the entire long and deeply boring history of the accounting profession. “God, that’s so fucking hot,” he groans, arching his back like a porn star and rocking his hips up so Niall can feel just hard he is in his trousers. “Tell me more, fuck, don’t stop talking.”

Harry and Niall engage in a little post-AMAs role-play.

You Should Probably Stay (A Couple More Days) by Urbanizayntion

After One Direction ended Niall’s been raising a daughter alone, well mostly alone, Harry’s been there from the start. Harry may or may not be in love with him.

these arms were made for holding you by takesmeunder

It starts with, “I’d do Niall.”

Somewhere around the middle it becomes, “Don’t knock it till you try it, Niall.” and, “Who’s the last person you had sex with?”

Niall’s not sure, but it could quite possibly end with, “You haven’t told your parents we’re dating?”

With Nothing In Between by NarryEm

Harry looks so fuck-able in his Miley Cyrus costume. That’s pretty much the whole story.

Or the one that was inspired by the drunk Narry pics.

Scratches by the5boyswhochangedus

Niall fucks Harry the day before they shoot the “Kiss You” video and he shows up to work with scratches all down his back.

Tour Bus by BlackHawk13

Niall and Harry have some fun in the bunks of the tour bus ;p

((Hey, flesh people. I finally said “whatever” and made a modblog. You can ask me personal questions or in-depth stuff about my OCs there, and maybe every couple of months, I’ll post some non-pony art or something. Heck, I might be more motivated to do so now that I have a place to put it~

The modblog is, because if the URL for the ask blog refers to the mod, the mod blog’s URL should refer to the ask blog~

And while you’re following blogs of mine, I also have a review blog, you know~))


Hi my angels~ I’ll be going on a little hiatus for now. I have AP exams, state tests, and final exams to study for and I’m kinda beyond stressing right now. I will try and post on the weekends, but just know that I won’t be as active as I wish to be. 😪  If you all still want to talk to me you can always message me on here or twitter (@hoseokmyhearteu) snapchat (k-popgalore) or on Kakao Talk (AndreelW) I love you all and please stay healthy!!! 💞

what i love about welcome to the madness it’s that it’s like. yuri finally gets to have fun and skate the way he wants? for his SP he was attributed a song he didn’t feel matched his personality so he could work and improve from there, his FS music was more dynamic but it was still lilia who orchestrated everything with the whole “prima ballerina” thing, and now for his exhibition, he just went, fuck it, fuck all of you, it’s not a competition so i’m gonna skate to a song I actually like, and wear the clothes I want, and i’ll have sunglasses and make-up and otabek will be here and you cannot fuckin s t o p  m e

yes hello i just wanted to remind u all that allura is amazing and i love her

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parker insists that he doesnt normally sleepwalk. 

i have no idea if its true or not; for the sake of anyone who lives with him (myself occasionally included) i hope it is. 

however. when he’s sleeping off a few injuries and is pain-medicated enough that its effective on his jacked up metabolism, he does

which would not normally be a big deal. thor sleepwalks too, and the only problem with that is he sleeps naked. so i thought nothing of it when peterbird wandered into the common room late at night with his eyes closed. he kinda just showed up and then stood there, so i figured id let him be and went off to go make myself some hot chocolate. ten or so minutes later, i stepped around the divider wall back to the common room. 

and promptly had the everloving daylights scared out of me. 

why? you ask, why were ten precious years scared off your ridiculous life, bucky???

well. because parker was standing right on the other side of the wall, about two inches from my face. with an alarmingly vacant expression on his face. because he was sleepwalking. 

he was sleepwalking on the fucking ceiling

Happy 15th Anniversary, Kingdom Hearts!!


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