now excuse me while i go cry over the shit they go through

Literally the definition of “shut up and take my money”

Scruffy Gladiator Steve Rogers? ✓

Scruffy Gladiator Steve Rogers who has a super boner for Bucky Barnes and would go to hell and back to rescue him? ✓

Scruffy Gladiator Steve Rogers who has a super boner for Bucky Barnes and would go to hell and back to rescue him while having magical flashbacks of him and Bucky frolicking through a warzone guns blazing and all? ✓

Scruffy Gladiator Steve Rogers who has a super boner for Bucky Barnes and would go to hell and back to rescue him while having magical flashbacks of him and Bucky frolicking through a warzone guns blazing and all INCLUDING TEAMING UP WITH A FUCKING PET DINOSAUR FOR HIS JOURNEY? ✓

Excuse me while I run to the nearest comic book store now.