now bow down

Alright, so I’ll keep this photo op story short and sweet. I absolutely loved the episode “Regarding Dean” this past season (on that note: dear show, please give Jensen more opportunity to challenge himself, he talked with so much joy about that episode today) and especially the bunny moment, so when I stumbled upon this pillow a few weeks back, I couldn’t resist to buy it thinking of using it for my Jensen op. And needless to say, I did use it and I do really love the outcome, though I am not entirely happy with my mouth, but shhhh, just ignore that! ;)

Anyway, so I walk up to Jensen and probably speak wayyyy too fast due to nervousness and he looks at me intently while I try and tell him in ultra speed that “I absolutely loved the episode and the bunny scene and that I wondered if we can take a picture together all cuddly” and he just goes: “DONE!”, smiles at me and pulls me into a hug. The picture is taken and while I go back he smiles once more and I say thank you so much and he says “thank you”. And I’m just thinking what on earth would you need to thank me for? :’) But it was very sweet and probably made me blush quite a bit.


→ Dominic Sherwood as James Herrick in Take Down (aka Billionaire’s Ransom)

The OUAT fandom
  • Swan Queen shippers: So, we ship Swan Queen. Isn't it an awesome, beautiful ship? Too bad the writers are still queerbaiting.
  • Rumbelle shippers: We feel you. They screwed up our ship too. We see the chemistry btw.
  • Outlaw Queen shippers: We totally respect Swan Queen, but we ship Outlaw Queen. It was nice to see Regina happy for a change. But, yeah, one of them is dead so that sucks.
  • Swanfire shippers: Sorry you guys have to go through that, our second half also died and we still miss him. :( Most of us now ship Emma/happiness, so we're with you, Swan Queeners!!
  • Snowing shippers: Hey y'all, we just want to send you some love, our ship isn't handled in the best possible way either, but at least they are both alive and canonically true love.
  • Swan Queen shippers: Group hug!!
  • *Rumbelle, Outlaw Queen, Swanfire and Snowing shippers join in for the hug*
  • CSers: HA!!!!!!!!!! Your ships all suck. So glad Neal is dead, Rumbelle and Snowing only steal screen time from Killy the saint and ew.. two women as mothers of a child and lovers? It's a family show for God's sake! NOW BOW DOWN TO THE GLORIOUS ONE AND ONLY SHIP!!!!
Hamilton Characters Based on Things my Friends Have Said

My friend group is weird.

Alexander Hamilton: “If someone made a musical on me it would probably be called ‘Short angry bisexual fights everyone and fucks up again’”

John Laurens: “Why does everyone think I’m gay?! I’m not!” *guy walks by* “Never mind.”

Hercules Mulligan: “I will fight the next person that makes fun of my name or the fact that I’m knitting an oversized sweater right now.”

Lafayette: “You are- how do you say this?- a complete asshole who is beneath me and everything America stands for.”

Eliza Schuyler: “Why am I the ‘nice’ one? Just because I help everyone I come across and forgive too easily doesn’t mean I’m nice! I punched a nazi once!”

Angelica Schuyler: “I really hate men sometimes. Not because I’m a feminist, because they can be such oblivious and inconsiderate idiots sometimes.”

Peggy Schuyler: “How did you guys forget me??” *no one hears her* “Seriously.”

Maria Reynolds: “I know I’m gorgeous, but I’m secretly very self-concious.”

George Washington: “I’m going to die surrounded by screaming children. Oh wait, that’s right now.”

King George III: “Bow down bitches, the king has arrived.”

Thomas Jefferson: “Mac and cheese is the food of the gods and I will rap battle anyone who disagrees.”

James Madison: “I just want to go home. Can I pretend to be sick? Wait, I actually am sick. I always am.” 

BTS reacts to their s/o pranking them

Requested by anon:

Since April Fools day just passed I wanted to request BTS reactions of their girlfriends pranking them.

A/N: Hi thank you so much for the request! Sorry it took me long to finally do this but here it is. Hope you like it! xx


Originally posted by jxnhyungs

Jin would probably be very gullible and think the prank is real. As he trusts you a lot he believes every word you’re saying to him. But as the prank goes into some personal territory he totally freaks out and thinks you’re pregnant. But as you reveal it’s a prank he almost feels like he’s been betrayed by you, but gets over it.  

“Ahh how dare you prank me like this y/n?? I nearly had a heart attack”


Originally posted by dreamyoongi

He wouldn’t believe at first as he knows you like to prank him, but as you continue to prank him he slowly starts to believe you due to your great acting skills. Yoongi would try act as if the prank didn’t affect him but in the inside you totally got him. 

“Babe you need to stop pranking me, it’s not working”

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garbage-empress  asked:

Remember when Robocop shot that dude in the dick?

And he tugged on his udders and milked himself, and he shot jets of sticky Glue, by which i shall adopt you. if you prefer) does a werewolf got? two boobers? several boobers?


Originally posted by crooked-baebae

You woke up by the sound of someone knocking on your door, you groaned and pulled the pillow over your head only to notice that the pillow was not yours, it wasn’t your favorite pillow, the one you always carried with you whenever you had to leave your home for more than a day and that is when you fully awoke, you sat up noticing you were in a dark plain white room, you were about to scream and ask for help when you remembered the event that took place last night your heart dropping to your feet.

It wasn’t a nightmare

You sighed and shook your head, even if you wanted you couldn’t stay in bed and pretend that everything that happened was a simple illusion your mind was creating while being surrounded by boredom, you weren’t a writer, you weren’t imagining this this was real, this was your reality and you had to face it whether you like it or not.

So you stood up and you walked to the door of the room, there was no point in asking who was behind the door, once because you didn’t care and two because it was obvious that your husband was waiting on the other side to greet you, so you opened the door to see him standing there, wearing a simple black shirt with simple black skinny jeans and black boots, his black hair pushed back, you could admit this mas was gorgeous but because of the resentment you felt you refused to acknowledge this.

You looked at him waiting for him to say something and he coughed in a failed attempt to break the awkward vibe that was between the both of you “good morning” he said and you just nodded, he sighed giving up it was obvious you weren’t going to open up to him just the day after your wedding so he rubbed his face “break fast is ready, the guys are bringing your stuff this afternoon” he stopped to look at your bare face.

You had dried make up all over your face, it was clear to him that you have been crying, you had under eyes bags, your hair was messy, you looked exhausted, and he didn’t blame you, if he didn’t have a reputation to maintain he would look just like you, he still thought you  were beautiful, he had learnt a lot of things about you, even if he was forced to marry you he wanted to get to know you, he wanted to become your friend but it looked like you didn’t want the same thing.

“You can explore the house if you want to, the places you can’t go are locked so there isn’t a problem and i’m going to give you a credit card so you can buy anything you want to decorate your room, i’m also giving you a cell phone with my number in it, don’t hesitate on using it if you need something, the only rule is you can’t go out the house alone security know this, if you want to go out you’ll have to ask one of the body guards to go with you and you can’t go out after 9 pm”

You weren’t used to all this kinds of rules but you knew it was coming, it was no secret that the father of your husband was a mafia lord and that he had a lot of enemies and that your husband was an expert killer, you didn’t have another option but to adapt, even if you didn’t like your new life you were going to do everything as possible to stay alive for as long as you could.

So you just nodded, you didn’t want to argue with someone as dangerous as him, jiyong sighed tired of your silence “look y/n i know you don’t like this do you think i like being married to a stranger? I think we should at least try to get along” “you didn’t do anything to stop it though” you mumbled and he looked at you shocked, he almost forgot how sweet your voice was.

“How do you know i didn’t do anything to stop it?” he asked back and you looked at him but before you could say something he started to walk away only stopping a few meters away, he turned and looked at you up and down “you should get dressed before going down” he said before entering the room in front of you and slamming the door shut behind him.


The house was bigger than you thought, and instead of being a mansion it felt like you were in a castle.

It had a lot of rooms and a lot of bathrooms, you thought they would come in handy whenever someone visited, you also found a really big library and you were relieved that at least you had something to do, so many books to read.

You also found a big garden with dead flowers and plants, you could work on them while you were here, you could make it your safe place in this big mansion, you were starting to like living here, yes it was dangerous and there wasn’t much people besides the servants that seemed to be scared of you, as if you would yell at them and you wondered if jiyong did that to them, you wondered if jiyong was a violent person, if he got mad easily, you didn’t want to be scared of your husband you didn’t want him lashing out at you, you didn’t want him to be violent the same way your father was with your mother.

You sighed and got up from the marble bench and walked back inside, jiyong was right, you could at least try to get along, try to get to know him, who knows you might even start to like your husband.

You were so lost in your thoughts you didn’t see the guy walking right in front of you you only noticed him when you collided against him falling on your ass, you hissed at the pain and you almost didn’t hear the poor guy having a panic attack for hurting his boss’s wife.

“Oh my god please miss forgive me i was so distracted and i didn’t know you were here” he kept on throwing words while you just sat there looking at him, he was kinda cute, he was wearing sports wear and a black beanie on his head, he had nice lips and nice skin, you sighed and stood up and the boy immediately bowed down at you as if you were a queen.

You dusted off the grass on your black skinny jeans and looked at him, he was still bowing and you groaned you liked people looking at you when they talked “you can stop bowing” you said and he hesitated for a moment before standing up straight, he was tall maybe even taller than your husband.

“I am so sorry again mrs.kwon i didn’t mean to hurt you” you sighed and smiled at him “what’s your name?” he widened his eyes at your question, maybe he thought he was in trouble “kim taehyung mrs” you smiled at him “well taehyung don’t worry about it, it wasn’t all your fault either i should have been paying attention too” he nodded, you were about to say something when you were interrupted.

“Ah y/n you’re here” your husband said as he came closer to the two of you, taehyung visibly tensing at the presence of jiyong, jiyong looked at him frowning and then back at you “taehyung shouldn’t you be on your way to do your job?” jiyong asked clearly irritated “he was leaving when i accidentally stumbled onto him he was just apologizing, right taehyung?” you said before things could get wrong fast, jiyong looked at you and then to the guy in front of you “yeah hyung nim i didn’t want to leave before apologizing to your wife, that would have been disrespectful” he stuttered, jiyong sighed and rolled his eyes “fine, you might leave now” taehyung bowed down once more time to the two of you before leaving.

Jiyong looked at you “i’m sorry about him he is kind of new so…” “it’s ok don’t worry about it” he looked at your face half amused half concerned “well i came to tell you that your things just arrived” you nodded and smiled at him.

“Then i shall go to put things in it’s place” you said with a smile and he turned to his side to let you pass but before you could walk through the door he stopped you “oh and y/n tonight we are having a dinner to introduce you to everyone, please wear something classy, i don’t want my wife to look like a common girl” he said and you nodded.

You were going to have a hard time adapting to your new life.

the abc’s to starting uni!

a) album. take lots and lots of pictures. of everything. of your room. of your flatmate dancing whilst they’re making coffee. of the empty library. 

b) budget. get urself a good student bank account, get an overdraft but try your hardest not to use it. with your student loan and any savings, work out exactly what you’ll have each week before you go.

c) cry. you will cry, it’s normal and even healthy. don’t worry - it’s okay not to feel like you’re having fun 24/7. the whole moving to uni thing is kinda a big deal.

d) dorms. make your room a haven. don’t associate it with work or stress, make sure where you sleep and relax is a place you can genuinely call home. 

e) ethanol. the drinking culture at university is actually insane. enjoy being a fresher, but remember you’re not there for a ¾/5 year party. if you are with people that start to undermine work, or make you feel like your social life is the be all and end all - get. rid. they aren’t your friends.

f) fun! with this said. oh my gosh have fun. You will have some of the best days of your life this year. you will have so much fun. get involved and make memories! 

g) gym. if you’re a regular, committed gym-goer , then by all means buy that gym membership! if not, the likelihood of you miraculously becoming one on your first day is unlikely. wait at least a month until you buy a gym membership

h) hustle. work work work. for a lot of courses 1st year doesn’t count. b, that doesn’t mean you should be aiming for for 40%. aim for the stars!! be inspired by what you do.

i) isolation. uni can be isolating, and feeling completely alone is unfortunately normal, especially if you’ve traveled a long way from home. keep in contact with friends and family from home and meet as many people as you can until you find ones that lift you up and support you! 

j) jokes. pranks are common in dorms. if you are the pranker - think about what you’re doing. if what you’re doing is to someone who you aren’t super super close with, think again. pranks can make the person feel targeted, vulnerable and pissed off. lock ur room and be wary of who you live with. you don’t really know them.

k) key ring. buy a recognizable and big key ring so that if you lose them you know they’re yours - annnd on nights out you can easily find them in your bag.

l) lets. there may be a MAD rush to secure your second year house. wait. within the first few months you really don’t know anybody, so how can you possibly choose who you want to live with? and despite the rumours, don’t worry. there will be houses available for you alll year.

m) mum. phone her.

n) nightlife. going out is great. but doing what you want is better. if u wanna go out do it. if not, don’t. sounds simple now - but don’t bow down to the pressure. remember why you’re there.

o) oops. you’ll make a lot of mistakes. it’s okay - as long as you learn from them. 

p) pastoral care. get it if you need it. if you find yourself overwhelmed by everything and struggling to cope. there’s no shame. and yes. you. the student who’s struggling but not quite enough for the staff to notice. you need it the most. go get it.

q) quiet. respect who you live with and try and not make too much noise at night.

r) rollercoaster. there’s no real way to prepare for this kiddo - you’re in for a hell of a ride.

s) sunsets. go and watch them. it really helps

t) teaching. you’re paying for a degree, go to every lecture. i know. I KNOOW it’s tempting to skip the 9am. you’ll feel better if you go. 

u) underwear. literally take so much underwear. take several weeks worth of it. you really don’t wanna wake up and realise that ALL of ur underwear needs to be washed.

v)  viruses. okay idk but you will get freshers flu. except it. prepare for it. it’s disgusting. it’s pain. it’s inevitable. sorry

w) write. write down your experiences. every little thing that makes you feel something. it doesn’t feel like it at the time, but everything is temporary and you will forget about the little things. 

x) x-cited. be excited. be really really excited about this amazing opportunity to grow and learn and experience new things. 

y) you. it’s easy to lose yourself at uni. remember you, your values and your personality. don’t change for anyone.

z) zootopia. okay maybe not that but take some films, or home comforts. take a film or a book that is your go-to pick me up. something that you will appreciate when you miss home or feel sad. (lol one of mine is zootopia)

so there u have it. hope this is kinda useful and gd luck all u FRESHEEERSSS

anonymous asked:

Oooooh if we go with the idea MC really *is* a Wish made human, how do you think that would change the respective routes? Would the, ah, recipient know? Would they want to resist the Wish!MC since no matter how perfect they are to them, they feel guilty/conflicted that MC was literally *made* for them? Just, Wish!MC sounds super cool!

Oh boy. Well, if you’ve played any of Cheritz’s other games, you know that the Wizard takes memories in exhange for wishes…. so let’s assume the MC is born from that contract. Let’s assume that she exists soley to fulfill a desire - how would the RFA react if they found out they were born from their hopes and dreams?

Yoosung already struggles with it in his route. His hope, his wish, his greatest desire is for Rika to come back to life. Yet, you are NOT RIKA. This is a point of some struggle and strife, and you’re naturally forced to enforce your identity in his route. If not, you’re swallowed by the memories that are Rika. You become a gross approximation of her, a facsimile…

A cheap band-aid, only concealing a deep hurt that’s festered for years.

So, him finding out wouldn’t be too bad. He wants you to be more than a wish - he wants you to be you, and he’ll help you discover that you /together./

Zen, likewise, doesn’t feel guilt. To him? You’re his shooting star. He is an idol, and he’ll idolize you in return. You have a mythic romance, the love of a celestial body coming down to touch mankind. …guilt? No.

He worships you. He has always been worshipped, and now he wants to bow down before his miracle.

He treats you like you’re a goddess. Like you’re the moon, the sun, the stars. And he’ll take you to the mountain so you can be closer to the place you were born.

Jaehee, though… she’s ripped to shreds.

She’s been used almost her entire life. Not enough, never enough, people always expect so MUCH of her, and she’s exhausted trying to fulfill their expectations. So, realizing that you are born to fulfill HER desires?

She can’t cope. She loves you so much; how can she put you through what she’s been through?

She'a always so cautious. Tentative. She hardly wants to make any advances because she wants you to be… you. So desperately, she wants you to exist beyond her.

That is Jaehee, a woman who has been taken advantage of all her life. She will not take advantage of you.

Jumin is desperate. As I’ve said, he wants to talk. To be understood. To have his voice be heard. So he just wants to converse with you, but something nags at him…

That you’re artificial. That you’re just another felicitious happenstance bestowed upon him because he’s rich and desirable.

For Jumin, you must fight. You must assert yourself, and become more than a wish. Because otherwise? You’re just a doll.

…you’re just Elizabeth, who can’t understand, and looks at him with such a kind yet docile expression…

And Seven.

Seven knows what you are, and he fights it.

Loops? Resets? He knows them all. Magic? Wishes? He knows them and hates them because they are his great sin. He knows he created you to love him, and he hates himself for it.

He can never trust you, because his heart made you. He can never love you, because that would mean accepting his own happiness…. and he doesn’t deserve you.

He’s so self absorbed that he wraps himself in a cocoon of his own self hate and ignores everything that he wants.

That you want.

Seven cannot accept your agency, and he hides behind his veneer of jokes. You must fight twice as hard when it comes to him.

Honestly? You must fight the wizard himself, and the entire conceit of the world to love Luciel Choi.

(please tell me if you like “vandy gets drunk and answers w/e nights” because I will assuredly get real embarrassed in the morning.)

Musical!Matsu Profiles: Todomatsu Matsuno

Name: Todomatsu Matsuno

Age: 15

Average Grades: A+ (He definitely didn’t pay me.)

Future Senior Quote: I really couldn’t give a shit about this school,I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to show everyone that world domination can be achieved by 1 determined 15 yr old. Now bow down to me peasants. Eh? Why aren’t you at my service?

Teacher comments:

“Perfect student! Matsuno always pays attention in class and participates well! He’ll surely make it through this big wide world!” - Anonymous

All the other comments are just saying how perfect he is..

Peer comments:

“He always wants my lunch money.” - Atsushi (???)

“I hate him, the little prick. He thinks he’s better then everyone else and he only wants to be perfect and noticed by everyone, he’s always judging and getting pissed off at his own brothers the little shit god.”- Osomatsu Matsuno


“Now who’s the rubbee queen,you dummy?”

~Mimi the Copycat

Oooooooooooooooooooooo I have finally done!!!!!!I really enjoy drawing the more evil version of Mimi❤ This took me weeks to draw lol

我 我 我終於完成了啊啊啊啊啊!!是World 6 Mimi!!❤❤

I really want to add “Now bow down to me,you impertinent idiot!"but nah…