now ain't that a mystery

“I owe you?“

“I owe you? I owe you!? I don’t owe you anything! I never wanted it to be this way!”

*It doesn‘t matter if you wanted it to be this way or not, it happened and you can’t change that unless you follow my instructions. You can get your ‘happy ending’, but like I said before, it will cost you.

“…”

*I can only do so much like this. It already cost me most of your worlds code to make you this interactive… but once I get it back, you’ll be a free monster. You’ll be a hero.

“…”

“What do you want me to do?”

*I think it’s pretty clear what you must do. Set your priorities straight and stick to them. I don’t know how much time we have until they come back.

“But So-”

*Stop worrying about him and get back to it. The last thing we need is him to mess this up for us. Just stay away from him for now, he’s just slowing you down. The sooner we are done with this, the sooner I can get out of here and you can have that happy ending of yours worry-free. Capiche?

“You know he’ll probably get suspicious.”

*That’s what the hat is for. Look, I need to go now. All I can say is use it ONLY when you absolutely need to. Don’t make me regret giving you this.

“Hey- wait! How the hell do I use it? What does it do exactly???”

“…”

“-sigh-”