now I'm queen of two things

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yesterday i realised something. i think perhaps now i’m speaking as a women and not as a queen. at the beginning, i thought that you were the father I never had; but now i feel, i know… that you are the only companion i could ever desire.

get to know me meme: 2/10 relationships ~ queen victoria and lord melbourne (victoria)

  • what she says: I'm fine.
  • what she means: Well thats a fine how-do-you-do!
  • What was it you think got us the boot?
  • Stealing the queens cash?
  • Blowing up her summer shack?
  • THE BEAT-DOWN AT THE BAR!? Whatever it was, you reaaally ticked off the big boss this time. I dont think their gonna let us back in! *distance no*
  • Well, theres two things that solve every problem, money and explosives. *GASP* I'VE GOT AN IDEA. (Intro) I cant wait to see the look on the Queens face when she sees exactly who double crossed her! Mwhahaha! Now we're gonna go over the plan one more time. So you don't screw it all up!
  • Alright. FIRST, we LIGHT THE FUSE! Then we put on our inconspicuous disguises, and sneak into town! After that, we get our glorious blinged out boom trolly, Riiight up to the boss's place, REVEAL OUR INGENIOUS DECEPTION, AND BOOOM! THEY'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! HAHAHAhaha oooh...
  • Oooh right, we need an escape plan. Take two.
  • Light the fuse, inconspicuous, sneak in through town, front door, reveal our deception...THEN, run like Hell AND BOOM!
  • Its full proof! Riiight! The gold! No point blowing it up!
  • SO *GAAAASP* FUSE, INCONSPICUOUS, TROLLY, FRONT DOOR, REVEAL, GRAB THE GOLD!!!! AND...boom? *Roadhog nods*
  • *Happy Junky face, nuts while lighting fuse.* *Knocking on door.* Whatever you do, dont blow it. Inconspicuous.
  • *coughing* "Mreh, who is it?" JUNKRAT AND ROADHOG!!!! *Doors slam.* "Oi, hit the road mate!" *sighs* Idiot. JUNKERTOOOOWN!!!

anonymous asked:

I'm so disappointed that all these leaks are true I know that if jon sleep with dani it doesn't mean that he's in love with her but JFC I'm tired of seeing all these men fell for this drangon queen ugh.

My god, I know what you mean. 

Look, I get it. She’s impressive. She really is. She’s got a Dothraki army, the Unsullied and 3 dragons. She’s fierce and passionately ambitious. I’ll be the first to admit that ambition and passion are two things that I look for in a partner. 

But… She has Jorah, Daario, Drogo and now Tyrion. If Jon falls in love with her too then it’s just like… Shit fucking damn it! This is literally what early 2000 self-insert Mary Sue fanfiction was all about. The new girl on the scene who all the boys clamber to love and worship. Boring

With that said, 7x02 was such a great episode for Dany’s trajectory as the not-so-perfect hero people have wanted her to be and if she truly falls from grace, I will happily admit Dany as one of the most dynamic characters on this show. She has been parading around for the past six seasons as this benevolent ruler when she really isn’t. She has a very firm idea of what justice is and she will enact it regardless of the consequences. She is Icarus and it’s time she flew towards the sun. 

anonymous asked:

but danielle was our queen! at least if we're going down, you immoral larries are going down with us. we'll be living but you all will be rotting in hell for pushing a vile thing on such two innocent boys, you ruined their friendship. now is time for you to cease to exist bitches.

I LEGIT THOUGHT THIS WAS A PARODY OF ANTIS, I HAD TO READ IT THREE TIMES TO GET YOU ARE SERIOUS

i wish you to find peace, my dude

Heroes of the Storm - Arthas-related special dialogue
  • BY ARTHAS:
  • Killing Jaina: You broke your promise.
  • Killing Illidan: Still not good enough.
  • Killing Kerrigan (Starcraft): King takes queen.
  • Killing Muradin: This time, stay dead.
  • Killing Skeleton King (Diablo): There can be only one king of the dead.
  • Killing Uther: Where is your precious light now, Uther?
  • Clicked: Frostmourne yearns...
  • Clicked: You will all serve me.
  • Clicked: I rule.
  • Clicked: Hail to the king, baby.
  • Clicked: I am one cold brother.
  • Clicked: Darkness stopped calling. It's alright though, we're still friends through RealID.
  • Clicked: I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.
  • Clicked: No man can defeat me. Although 10 - 25 might do the trick.
  • Clicked: If you think I'm powerful now, you should see my abilities in Heroic mode.
  • Clicked: I'm looking for a few dead men with the cursed mettle to be Death Knights.
  • Clicked: It's LICH King not LICK King. The two are very very different jobs.
  • Clicked: All I want to do is settle down with a Lich Queen of my own and have some little Lichlings. Is that too much to ask?
  • Clicked: Ever get the feeling you're hearing voices in your helmet?
  • Clicked: You would make an adequate ghoul. Mindless and proficient at repetitive tasks.
  • Clicked: The thing no one tells you about sitting on a Frozen Throne is how much of your flesh ends up stuck to it.
  • TO ARTHAS:
  • Killed by Illidan: Today and forever... I am your better, Arthas.
  • Killed by Anub'arak: Finally, I am free of you!
  • Killed by Jaina: By the light... find your rest, Arthas.
  • Killed by Kael'thas: Death looks good on you, Arthas.
  • Killed by Kerrigan (Starcraft): What's up with all these bratty princes anyways?
  • Killed by Malfurion: <sigh> Brat.
  • Killed by Muradin: That's for leaving me in a cave...
  • Killed by Skeleton King (Diablo): I alone am the king of the damned!
  • Killed by Sylvanas: The endless dark awaits you, Arthas. Go, and suffer.
  • Killed by Thrall: Your reign is over.
  • Killed by Tychus (Starcraft): Nice armor... Too bad it ain't worth squat.
  • Killed by Uther: Rot in hell, boy.
  • Killed by Varian: A king in name only.
  • Killed by Witch Doctor (Diablo): Be at peace, fallen king.

really don’t like this motif in fantasy and fairytales where two women are pitted against each other as if women can’t inherently trust each other 

even in east of the sun and west of the moon– a fairytale i would consider more progressive, if that makes sense– the main character still needs to steal her husband back from an evil troll princess. i guess it’s a bit more ambiguous because she can trust the witch-wives but then the message there is women who are the same age can’t trust each other. like the stepsisters with aschenputtel/cinderella, for example. anyway. i Don’t Like that message and think it contributes to the culture of women viewing other women as competition or adversaries 

Happy Birthday, Gen!

Characters Getting Tumblrs - The Selection Series - 1 - America Singer
  • America: ok um tumblr.com ok
  • America: alright so um hmm first I have to pick a blog name...strawberrytarts? Ugh taken...strawberrytartblr? Little weird...hmm notyourdear? Taken. americasingerisnotyourdear. That's more like it
  • America: hmm ok blank slate title
  • America: umm how do I I'm confused OH EDIT APPEARANCE IN SETTINGS OK HMU WITH SOME FOOD OR SOMETHING I AM READY TO OMG LOL MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
  • America: ok hmm let's do a nice big America Singer//Queen of Illéa
  • Cameraman: ok now make your first post
  • America: uhh how? OH THERE'S A PENCIL THING HAHAHA aww it reminds me of the time Maxon sent me some letters and it was the cutest *tears up* k sorry I was getting a little emotional
  • America: ok let's start with the two A's because I'm America
  • America: *types* "yo it's the queen and I now have a tumblr since Eadlyn was raving on about it so much." Wait almost forgot *types* "Maxon Schreave loves me."
  • America: ok lemme search the selection WOAH OK A LOTTA PICS OF ME AND IS THAT MAR AND CEL AND EVEM KRISS I MEAN I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT HER BUT
  • America: wait who is this Kiera Cass, partylikeawordstar, why do I feel like I know her...
  • America: hmm what else should I search up...maxongang? Lol
  • America: WHY. ARE. SO. MANY. PEOPLE. CREATING. SMUT. WITH. ME. AND. MAXON. not that I mind
  • America: MY NAME IS NOT ASIA BONGOS OR WHATEVER WHAT THE HECK
Wiped Out sentence starters
  • "I'm hoping that you'll keep your heart open."
  • "If you don't ask, I won't tell."
  • "It all hurts just the same."
  • "Something is wrong, I can't explain."
  • "You'll never know what they might do if they catch you too early."
  • "I feel like prey."
  • "I'll probably take you aside and tell you what's on my mind, but you, you'll just keep it inside, probably tell me that you're alright."
  • "Something I saw, or something I did that made me like this; could you help me?"
  • "I don't want to fight."
  • "I think I talk too much, I need to listen."
  • "I think I try too hard."
  • "I can taste it, my heart's breakin'."
  • "I can't take it, I'm impatient, tell me, baby."
  • "I know I'll fall in love with you."
  • "I hope you won't ever lie to me."
  • "I won't be your cry baby."
  • "I think I worry a lot."
  • "I need to take it easy."
  • "I got this anxious feeling, but it goes away for a minute when I'm with you breathing."
  • "I know I'll fall in love with you, baby and that's not what I wanna do."
  • "Lost and afraid, young and innocent, but getting older."
  • "I don't wanna be alone."
  • "My current state is heavy; hope it's a phase or something."
  • "I don't know what to believe, all I wanna do is leave."
  • "Maybe I'll end up alone."
  • "I don't wanna let you down, so promise you won’t let me drown."
  • "I got the pressure that's pushing my buttons and making me think about death."
  • "I got some mixed emotions about how I'm handling the stress."
  • "I'm back and forth, I can't make up my mind."
  • "If I told you that I loved you, tell me, what would you say?"
  • "If I told you that I hated you, would you go away?"
  • "I don't want to lie, I've been relying on you."
  • "Fallin' again, I need a pick-me-up."
  • "I've been callin' you "friend," I might need to give it up."
  • "I can admit, I am not fireproof."
  • "I hope I don't burden you."
  • "You make me feel little how you're looking at me."
  • "You can throw me shade, all it does is just cool me off."
  • "First it just threw me off, now I'm just moving on."
  • "Take you like a drug, I taste you on my tongue."
  • "Ask me something that I won't forget."
  • "It's crazy what you do for fame."
  • "Go ahead and cry, little girl."
  • "Nobody does it like you do."
  • "I know how much it matters to you."
  • "The shame always comes at the worst time."
  • "I love it when I'm high with you."
  • "I keep on trying to let you go."
  • "I didn't cry when you left at first."
  • "I know that you got daddy issues, and I do, too."
  • "I gave her everything that I had."
  • "Got our names tattooed on each other just to prove to each other that we'd do what we said."
  • "I was only 17 when we first tried things, when she first made me feel like a man."
  • "Who's the one you're sleeping with?"
  • "Don't you sit in front of me and wait for me to talk."
  • "You can call me up, phone works two ways, you know."
  • "I think that I'll be just fine, I wish I could say the same for you."
  • "Nobody's leaving this room for a minute."
  • "Sick of the people who make the decisions."
  • "Who let the evil in?"
  • "What's the problem here?"
  • "I made love and I thought of you."
  • "I'm begging, I'm even on my knees."
  • "I've got a dozen insecurities."
  • "I don't think you should be worried for me."
  • "I want a new yellow Ferrari from the 90’s in the driveway."
  • "I want it now, I want it loud, I want it my way."
  • "Don't tell me about the rules and break them."
  • "Don't say you love me more... better not say it."
  • "I met her at church, but she could be Satan."
  • "We're on earth to break each others hearts in two."
  • "It's hard with you when I'm too far from you."
  • "I look at the stars, do you?"
  • "You've got enough pain for both of us."
  • "I've got all these things I'm focused on."
  • "You treat all the rules like you're the queen."
  • "I don't know if we should be alone together."
  • "I still got a crush, that's obvious."
  • "If nobody's around, what's stopping us?
  • "Everywhere I go, you show."
  • "I love to watch her dance."
  • "I don't think that we should be around each other."
  • "When you're in the room, you get my eyes."
  • "You open your mouth, I'm hypnotized."
  • "I can make you laugh until you cry."
  • "You know you got all my attention."
  • "She was my baby girl... I might never get her back, but I don't mind being patient."
  • "She's my soulmate."
  • "I don't want you to worry, she'll be so safe right here."
  • "I'm just telling the truth."
  • "Wrap me up in Chanel inside my coffin."
  • "I'd like to be proud, but somehow I'm ashamed."
  • "Sweet little baby in a world full of pain."
  • "Put me in the dirt, let me dream with the stars."
  • "I was naive and hopeful and lost."
  • "I need a cigarette."
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The door stood a memory, tall and fragile, kept by the ivory pillars she rested against. She yearned, reached, and the memory rippled. She withdrew her fingers, dared not touch, fearful of its frailty. It would become dust, as it did time and time again, as she did time and time again. Ever watchful Pluto, vigilant and virtuous, with ashes of the past spread at her feet. She learned.

Childish laughter drew her gaze, warmed her heart, but her eyes found the comfort of alabaster and shine. Her queen, her resplendent willow, tall and tenacious, was her breath of nature. A winter’s breeze in the stagnant void, bringing hope of life through chilled survival. Her branches raised the sun high, her face thawing with a tender smile.

“Higher, Mama! Higher!”

“My arms are only so long, sweet starshine.”

Serenity tilted her head and gazed through Pluto, delicate lips still curved, and Pluto lurched forward.

The dust fell like gentle snow.

Words from the lovely @8bittheatrics. ♥  We didn’t plot this from the start or anything. Nope. Not at all.

This was my entry for Jet’s Petit Chara giveaway. I took inspiration from the contest itself to find an old piece to redraw. Almost two years ago I drew this (with a mouse!) for Goggles Wednesday. Our theme was Distance.

And it remains a scribble that is near and dear to my heart. It was a lot of fun to give it new life with what I can do today. It was even better to know I could finish this so quickly. I haven’t been able to do that a very very long time.

Maybe things are finally starting to get better.

ROBIN YOU FUCKING BITCH THERE'S THIS THING CALLED "DIVORCE" AND IT KIND OF FITS IN WITH THE WHOLE "I THOUGHT MY WIFE WAS DEAD SO IT'S OKAY THAT I STARTED A NEW RELATIONSHIP" THING LIKE WTF ROBIN NO

I don’t know if anyone already pointed this out or discussed it (If someone did, please feel free to tell me or give me a link!), but isn’t something super-fishy going on here?


He wasn’t even able to summon a kagune before, no matter the danger he was in (Kaneki made sure of this when he threw him off a rooftop  *jokes*it’s his way to show affection apparently)

So Tsukiyama’s hypotesis that “The kakuhou responded to the dangers affecting the body” doesn’t half cover what’s going on here, imho. 

Now, take what I’m going to say with more than a grain of salt, but…

What really bothers me here is that moments before Banjou had a run in with Eto, who pierced the same spot and removed a few bones: 

… But why would she even do it?

The only reason I could think of when I first read this part was to keep him away from Kaneki a bit longer, but now that I read this great meta here (x) about how Eto was more interested in Amon back then, I’m not so sure about that anymore.

So, what if there’s a scene missing here, and Eto didn’t just take some bones from him? What if she gave him some “gift” in return? 

I don’t even know where I’m going with this myself, but I mean there are two weird things going on here:

-The wound regenerates creating something that resembles a kagune, and that’s unheard of (seeing how everyone’s reaction is shock). And Eto is the queen of Weird Kagune Effects

-Banjou is finally able to extract his own kagune, that coincidentally(?) is of the same rc type as Eto’s


Any thoughts?

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Gina Torres & Kerry Washington in I Think I Love My Wife (2007)

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“It… it changed you?”

Snow’s boundless faith in the power of love and kindness - some of her most defining characteristics - was once sparked by none other than the Evil Queen Regina.

Merry Belated Christmas, beaversandcupcakes! :)

Ok two things to say. First OMG THEY ARE MAKING ANOTHER MOVIE I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW AND THEY ARE BEING SO SUCCESSFUL AND AAAHHHH AND I FEEL THE SAME WAY INGRID I AM SO EXITED AAAAAHHH YES QUEENS YES THEY ARE MAKING ANOTER MOVIE THIS IS GREAT! IM DEAD I LOVE THEM ALL THEY ARE JUST YESS YESS YESSSSSSSS
Second:😏 I am dead