I can’t tell which mishearing of Told Slant’s name is worse: Todd Slant or Told Slut.

I mean definitely the second one, but I feel like they are both huge misjudges of my character. And my name isn’t Todd. 

While I’m on Tumbler, I’d like to announce that Told Slant will be doing a short tour at the end of May into early June! We’re lookin’ at you Philly, DC, Jersey, and Albany!

love, Felix