A plane flew high, a pig was fried, and posters were everywhere As College Gameday visited the U to see its campus flair. The weather was fair, but fans were not For they came to see a show. A rivalry refreshed Amid last season’s woes.
Many a star will be in sight To see a glorious game. Many a chain will shine bright As new Canes stake claim to fame.
Rosaries will be clutched By the fans in gold and blue To see the storied Notre Dame face off against the U.
Seminole Lee Corso donned his beads and his hat Hoping that Irish luck will prove his pick as fact. But Miami Canes have other plans This is not as it has been before They may be the underdog, but believe they can win one more.
So tune in to ABC At 8 o’clock on the dot To see the Irish fight the Canes And thicken this great plot.
Photos: ESPN screenshots, Paul Resnick, @CollegeGameDay, @MiamiHurricanes, @matthewsbunch
I sort of want to sic the ghosts of Deborah Sampson, Alexander Hamilton, John Laurens, Baron von Steuben, Albert Cashier, and every other (“possibly”) LGBT soldier who fought for this nation on Donald Trump’s transphobic ass.
Especially Albert Cashier. I have an insatiable desire to see the ghost of a feisty Irish trans man who was basically the embodiment of the Notre Dame Fighting Irish guy (in the best way possible) fuck Trump’s shit up.