Drabble: Of BFF’s and Shoes
(Prompt/Summary: I decided to mesh together a fuckload of tropes/prompts. From the text to the wrong number, to meeting in an elevator. Mostly it’s funny and stupid. Apologies to anyone of likes high heeled converse all stars.)
- April 18th, 2015
From Unknown: What is it with tourists and always choosing the vilest options for footwear?!
To Unknown: I know, right?!
From Unknown: It’s
like, why would you wear that lovely blouse, with that beautiful skirt if
you’re just gonna use Nike running shoes with it!
To Fancy Random Person: Ugh. Nike sneakers. I’ve never found an aesthetically pleasing pair. Although, if we’re being fair, I think the thing with tourists is that they choose their footwear keeping in mind that they’ll probably spend their entire day walking. Thus, comfort trumps style.
From Fancy Random Person: What?! You’re not supposed to be the rational one!
To Fancy Random Person: I’m not?
From Fancy Random Person: No. I’m the rational one. So when I’m being irrational you’re just supposed to agree without questioning. That’s the deal.
To The Rational One: I’m so sorry, I didn’t realize. I agree wholeheartedly. Ban all ugly footwear!!! I’ll start the paperwork for the petition right away.
From The Rational One: Thank you.
To The Rational One: BTW, I have no idea who you are.
From The Rational One: What?