notp smut

Reading fan fiction on your phone

What u think u look like

vs. what u actually look like

  • most of the time
  • when ur ship gets a smutty scene
  • when ur fave does something stupid
  • when ur notp makes an appearance
  • when ur notp gets more smut scenes than ur ship
  • when ur ship splits up
  • when ur notp was supposed to have left but they get a whole chapter written in their pov
  • when ten chapters are written in someone else’s pov after your ship’s chapter ended in a cliffhanger
  • when ur ship finally has really steamy makeup sex and gets back together

Exams are nearly finished (only 2 orals left FUCK YEAH), time for great Larry with mostly side Ziam pairings, but sometimes Ziall or even Sophiam (sorry about sophiam…)

Nearly all of them are smutty, loads of fluff and angst, happy endings assured! These are some of my faves, I have read too much to be able to correctly classify them.


Baby Heaven’s in your eyes :  A sixth form!AU where Harry is the fucked up bad boy with too many problems, Louis is the perfect rich boy with too much money and their schools are right across from each other. They meet at a party and that’s the last (and maybe the only) thing they need.

Frame of Hearts: The abandoned tree house was something to poke Louis’ curiosity. His secret is kept, until he finds someone else trespassing in  his  tree house.
or the au where louis is eight and he has tantrums all the time and runs away but one time he runs somewhere and finds a treehouse, then goes back to find harry, then they both share and grow up and fall in love.

Fading: Louis knows about beauty; the combination of qualities that pleases the aesthetic senses. He creates that combination every day in the garments he designs while studying fashion at uni. The cut of the design, the color of the fabric, the intricacy of the stitching; it all comes together to create something beautiful. When the science student with the long legs and dimpled smile agrees to model for him, Louis decides he’s found beauty personified. Harry just thinks Louis needs someone to show him how beautiful he is.

Young and Beautiful: Louis, to his horror, attends an elitist university in which the name Zayn Malik means something, Niall Horan doesn’t stop talking, there are pianos everywhere, and Harry Styles, only son of a drug-addled, clinically insane ex-rocker, has a perfect smile and empty eyes.

Gods and Monsters: The instructions were simple: seduce and destroy Harry Styles. Not once did they discuss the option of Louis actually falling in love. So, naturally, that’s exactly what he did.

Just Me, You, And This Box of Matches: Louis is fairly sure that his new neighbour is going to destroy him. And also their apartment building, and the dumpsters outside, and all the forests within a thirty mile radius. But. Mostly him. 

You Are The Blood: A seventh-year Hogwarts AU in which Niall gets all the girls, Liam goes on a journey of self-discovery, Zayn falls in love, Harry wants something more, and Louis tries to figure out once and for all why he, a Muggleborn, was sorted into Slytherin.

Club Mad: Harry is kidnapped and soon finds out that he is the latest addition to a group of people forced to ‘entertain’ members of a secret organization simply called 'the club’.  It’s a struggle to survive and stay sane from one day to the next but there is one bright spot in this nightmare world, Harry has become the favorite of one of the club’s members.  Louis is that member who just might turn out to be Harry’s salvation. Happy ending guaranteed!

Touch: Harry’s shy and virginal with a past, new on the football team; Louis’ the (experienced) popular star of the team and Harry’s new mentor.

Butterfly Gun:  Harry has never been much of a fighter, but—as always—where Louis Tomlinson is concerned, a lot of things stop being true. 1940’s AU. Even after six years apart, they can’t forget their shared wartime childhood.

Allies in Heaven, Comrades in Hell: A Catholic school!AU where Louis is finishing sixth form and will definitely be famous someday if Harry has something to say about it, Liam is the racist homophobe that Zayn is dreadfully in love with, and Niall teaches guitar. ~ “Louis remembers it from a few weeks before - Harry had told him that when he loves someone, he loves with every ounce of his being, and it often hurts to feel it. Louis hadn’t really understood what he’d meant until now.”

Wear it Like a Crown: AU. As part of a team of fixers hired to handle a gay scandal in Buckingham Palace, Louis expects Prince Harry to be a lot of things—most notably a royally spoilt brat. Never mind that the very same Prince Harry used to star in quite a number of Louis’ teenage fantasies.

Burning Away From Inside: They’re a little too dysfunctional to be considered superheroes, but they do their best.

Escapade: In the grand scheme of things, finding a date for a wedding should be no problem for Louis Tomlinson. He’s rich. He’s handsome. He’s reasonably well behaved. But when the wedding is for his lifelong best friend (and former boyfriend), and is happening in under a month, finding a date for the ceremony and accompanying festivities becomes more of an adventure than he ever could have planned for.

The King and I: Louis -better known as The Rogue- is the legendary King of the Thieves of London, the underground network of criminals who run the city. Zayn is his second in command, Niall is an Irish fugitive with ultra high-tech hacking skills, and Liam is a dirty cop who lets Rogue and his crew get away with just about anything. Harry is Britain’s absolute worst criminal and a professional scapegoat who flees Cheshire in search of good treatment, and just might find it under the wing of London’s regal mastermind.

The Dreams That You Wish: Cinderella/Ever After AU in which Louis is the world’s sassiest servant, Harry is a closeted prince with a deadline, Zayn is Harry’s chaperone, Liam is given the unenviable task of trying to distract Zayn long enough that his sister, Druscilla, can seduce Prince Harry (hint: doomed to failure) and Niall is the worlds most inappropriate fairy godfather.
Destiny, romance, mistaken identity, sexcapades and oblivious!everybody abound in this gross bastardization of one of my all time favourite fairy tales.

at the dinner table

family: time to say grace

me: i would like to thank louis tomlinson and harry styles for being so married and so in love it truly keeps me going every day especially when louis struggles to contain his fond amen


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