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Godteir,

I saw this on my dash and tried five times to actually read that sentence, but all I saw, every time, was “Boy also got me an adorable Chinese dragon and a matching porcelain teapot”. I don’t know why I can’t actually read what that says, but in case you were lacking an adorable Chinese dragon with a teapot in your life, I have provided you with one. 

Dont get it wet or feed it after midnight

Enjoy?

-oak