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Ohana

Summary: “Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten.” Everyone knows that Dan is a Lester and belongs on the family holiday–well, everyone except Dan himself. However, a beautiful seaside walk and a special surprise from Martyn and Cornelia may be just the ammunition he needs to change his mind.

Genre: Pure fluff

Word Count: 2.6k

Warnings: Like 2 swear words but that’s it

A/N: Because we all know there was some soppy convincing needed to get Dan to stay in Florida. Inspired by this ask over @nihilist-toothpaste.
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Pool Parties, Booze, and Kids: A Short Story in Domesticity

Summary: After an invitation from one of Phil’s old Uni friends turns out to be a pool party for his 4 year old son, the topic of kids comes up. And neither of them are really afraid to hold back. 

Genre: Domestic fluff

Word Count: 4k

Warnings: swearing

A/N: This idea just kind of came up after a pool party I went to (are pool parties even a thing in the uk idek). Set some time in the summer of 2014, based on the assumption the book/tour was already an idea in their head. First fic so comments are majorly appreciated?? Anyways, hope you enjoy :’)

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The summer that year seemed to be exceptionally – and unbearably – hot.

And Phil was not passing up a chance at a pool.

Phil.” Dan leaned on Phil’s doorway, arms crossed and eyebrows strung up. “I don’t exactly want to go to this ‘party’. Who is it even for anyways?

Phil sat on the carpet next to his bed and groped through his dresser, searching for the swimming trunks that hadn’t seen the light of day in god knows when. “I told you it’s for an old school friend.” He was too focused on finding them to focus much on Dan’s whining.

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Milestone

Summary: Phil’s thirtieth birthday kicks off with an early present and a whole lot of fluff.

Genre: Reality, Fluff

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1.7k

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“Any time you want to stop with the old man digs is fine by me” Phil flicks Dan on the forehead and settles back down under the covers, a yawn escapes his lips in the process.

“Can I at least carry on until lunchtime?” Dan asks, and Phil taps a finger to his chin.

“Tough decision, truly, but no. Sorry kid” he ruffles Dan’s hair and they share a grin at how they haven’t changed over the years. Dan has a feeling they never will. Eight years is a long time, if anything was going to change, it was only going to be for the better.

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Us, As Told by Other People

Written for the 28+ Phandom Meetup, this fic grew too long for me to finish in time. But here is it. 

(~8k, pining, smut, getting together, friends to lovers) | [AO3 Link]

Big shoutout to @killingmeitsso2yearsago​ and @adorkablephil​ for listening to me rabbit on about this one. And to @cosmicphandom2k16​ for hosting the meet up that inspired me to write this. 

Summary: People make a lot of assumptions about Dan and Phil, but what happens when Dan starts believing some of them. You can’t actually ship yourself with your best friend, can you? 

Or: the five times Dan was guilty of over-thinking things, and the one time he wasn’t.

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Favorite Record - Chapter 1

Title: Favorite Record

Genre: Celebrity AU, Punk!Phil, Pastel!Dan

Word Count: 2.6k

Summary: Dan Howell is an introverted songwriter who prefers writing emails to actually interacting with people. When he is forced to work with Phil Lester, the lead singer of a popular pop-punk band, he is petrified of screwing up.

Notes: I’ve wanted to write a pastel Dan and punk Phil AU for so long now, and I’ve finally done it! I’m planning on updating on the 14th and 28th of every month. Happy Valentine’s Day, and I hope you enjoy!

He stared as his boyfriend’s pale chest rose and fell. The light from his glow in the dark boxers shone through the covers, but it wasn’t enough to calm Dan’s racing heart.

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Just Like Dad

Summary:  While Dan is in Berlin, Dil asks Phil if he can get his ears pierced to be like Dan.
Word Count: 1109
Warnings: none
A/N: yes, you have seen this before. it was posted on my old blog which unfortunately got deleted.

Phil led his four year old son, Dil, down the streets of London, looking for a Starbucks. The two were spending a papa-son day while Dan was in Berlin filming a documentary. Phil knew that Dil was feeling kind of sad without his dad around and so he wanted to cheer the boy up, and Starbucks was just the way to do that. Even though Dil was only four, he already shared the love of coffee that his fathers had. Decaf coffee, of course. Phil wasn’t that horrible of a parent.

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Opposites

Summary: Dan makes an online dating profile, attracting all sorts of strange people. He nearly gives up altogether before he receives a message from a man that he never would have expected to be a match for him. The man is adorned with pastel colors and a sweet demeanor, and is he really about to go on a date with someone that’s arguably his exact opposite?

Words: 3,655

A/N: am i really posting something after a month? well shit, call me dan howell i guess. it seems we’re on the same uploading schedule jesus christ i apologize

Warnings: swearing, innuendos

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anonymous asked:

Little!dan getting hard in public while he's in little space and at the park. He starts crying because he doesn't know what's going on and it hurts and he's embarrassed . Daddy phiwww to the rescue

This is so cute oml

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-At the park, Dan is sitting in Phil’s lap as he colors, Phil on his phone, surfing through tumblr, which Dan occasionally looks over at. In the middle of a picture of raccoons, Dan glances over to see a post featuring a faceless twink riding someone, skin littered with pretty bruises. Seeing it sends a thrill of arousal through Dan’s stomach, accompanied by a lingering strange feeling in his crotch, making him whimper, but he continues coloring nonetheless.

-By the time Dan finishes his picture, the strange feeling is borderline painful, so he glances down to notice a tent in his shorts. Hurting and now embarrassed, Dan starts to cry, which Phil notices immediately. “Danny, what’s wrong?” Phil asks, moving Dan so that instead of sitting with his back to Phil’s chest, he’s facing Phil.

-”Hurts,” Dan whines, burying his face in Phil’s shoulder.

-”What hurts, baby?”

-”S-special parts, Daddy. Felt funny when I saw the p-picture on your phone, a-and now hurts,” he explains, not seeing Phil raise an eyebrow.

-Scooping all of Dan’s things into his backpack, Phil realizes he’ll have to carry Dan, since there’s no way he’ll be able to get a needy and embarrassed Dan to walk on his own. He manages to get the backpack on and lift Dan up, carrying him to the Underground. “When we get home, can I help you feel better?” Dan nods into Phil’s shoulder, and then just continues to cry the whole way home while Phil comforts him.

-Inside of their house, Phil sets Dan on the couch and tosses the backpack into the corner. Phil sits beside him and pulls Dan into him so that Dan’s in between his legs and his back is flush to Phil’s chest again. Slowly, Phil peels off Dan’s shorts and boxers, and takes off his shoes, leaving Dan in his soft tee shirt and thigh high socks. A quiet whimper escapes Dan’s lips when Phil wraps a hand around Dan’s half-hard dick, stroking him and kissing up the side of Dan’s neck.

-”Daddy,” Dan sighs, tossing his head back and shutting his eyes, grabbing onto Phil’s wrist with both hands.

-”So pretty, you’re so good for me, Danny.” He speeds up slightly, noting that his words make Dan moan louder, and smirks against Dan’s neck. “Bet you’ll look amazing when you come, baby boy. My pretty Dan.”

-A soft cry tumbles out of Dan’s mouth and he spills over Phil’s hand, not lasting long after having been hard for half an hour. “Sleepy,” he mumbles, and shuts his eyes, going limp against Phil, one hand drifting up to his mouth.

-Softly laughing, Phil wiggles out from under Dan to clean his hand off, ignoring how hard he is in his jeans- he can jerk off in the shower or something, but he has to take care of Dan first. He replaces the thumb that Dan’s started sucking on with a pacifier, and picks him up bridal style to bring him to their room. Phil tenderly tucks him under the duvet, and kisses Dan’s forehead.

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Oxymoron(ic) (4/4)

Summary: “Hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model?”
((In which Dan hates contrast and Phil is a walking oxymoron))

Genre:  fluff and traces of angst (probably who knows these days)

Warning: swearing and some mentions of self hatred/self criticizing

Words: 4k

A/N: sorry yhis took so long, i’ve had a super busy 2 weeks but HERE U GO. this is the first fic i’ve ever finished I’m well chuffed

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Dan flipped through the script Jack had printed out for him. It wasn’t as long as he was expecting- he suspected PJ had cut out the majority of the dialogue to try to tell a story through colours and images- it shouldn’t be too hard to learn. He sat on one of the tables in the Film classroom- his laptop perched beside him, trying to memorize his lines for today over the noise of Jack and PJ discussing shooting orders, and Phil constantly playing annoying beeping sounds to help with the synchronization of audio for Jack and PJ to edit.

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completelyphansexual-deactivate  asked:

Can you do pastel!dan and persistant/rebel!phil?

OHMYGODYES It’s long but I promise it’s worth the read. I’m super proud of this one

- Dan spends every lunch period in the library sat in a comfy chair by the big corner window, a book in hand but not really reading, just observing, watching life happen around him. One day, Phil is serving a detention during that period and sees Dan. He’s immediately infatuated.

- Phil starts going to the library every day for lunch. He just can’t get that gorgeous boy out of his head. He looks absolutely ethereal sitting in the soft light.

- Every day, Phil finds something new to complement as he passes Dan on his way, his colored hair, his shoes, even the glow of his perfect skin.

- Dan looks forward to his daily compliment from Phil, not only flattered but completely infatuated with the boy with the heavy leather jacket, lip piercings, and sparse tattoos peeking out from under his sleeves.

- Every day, the conversations get longer, branching first into how classes are going and personal interests. Soon, they’re spending every period just sitting and chatting, falling harder for each other by the minute.

- One day, Dan brings up that he’s always wanted a nose piercing, and Phil offers to do it for him.

- That Friday, they’re sitting in Phil’s bedroom, piercing supplies laid out on a small tray. The room is pretty close to what Dan expected, sparsely furnished with pictures and posters tacked to the walls, but cleaner than Dan had imagined. It smelled slightly of weed but Dan barely noticed, too focused on Phil’s face, inches from his own.

- Phil places his thumb on Dan’s cheek and pulls slightly, stretching the skin of his nostril. 

“Here right?”

“Yeah”

Dan can see every speck of color in Phil’s eyes.

“You know,” Phil pulls his thumb further back on Dan’s cheek, supporting the boys chin in his hand, “I think dimple piercings would be adorable on you.”

Dan smiles slightly, breath catching as Phil leans closer.

- The kiss is slow at first, their lips pressed together and moving in unison. Taking a chance, Phil flicks his tongue over Dan’s bottom lip, and the boy opens his mouth with a tiny gasp.

- Soon they’re a mess of passion, teeth and tongues clashing, hands running through hair and gripping shoulders. Phil lays Dan down on his bed, reaching toward the button of his jeans and looking up for consent. Dan nods, and Phil get’s to work undressing him.

- It feels like hours that they spend just kissing and grinding in their boxers, hushed moans and gasps escaping both, and yet they never want it to end. Phil reaches Down between them, pushing their boxers away and taking both their dicks together in his hand. Dan is overcome with pleasure. He has to take a few moments to just look down at Phil’s hand running over their length, to make sure it’s really happening. The sight elicits a moan from him.

- Dan is so pretty when he comes, his head rolling back, shiny lips slightly parted, eyes fluttering closed, and the sounds he makes, beautiful sounds somewhere between a moan and a sigh. It’s enough to bring Phil to his own climax, choking out a built up moan as he releases onto Dan.

- Dan looks like something right out of Phil’s dreams, flushed and panting and covered in cum.

- After cleaning up, Phil lays beside Dan, pulling him into his strong arms. Dan ends up staying at Phil’s and showing up to school Monday not with a new nose piercing, but with quite a few hickies hidden beneath his scarf.

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Dan was scrolling Tumblr when he sees a picture of Phil with a woman in her twenties. He can’t help but notice she’s suspiciously close to him, and he has his arm around her. She was very pretty, he noted with a stab of jealousy.

“What’s that face you’re making, Dan?” Phil asked, looking up from his laptop across the room.

“Nothing, nothing,” Dan said quickly, opening another tab out of guilt.

“Whatever, Dan. Don’t tell me. I’ll just let the whales eat me out of pity.” Phil began making whale noses.

“Shut up, God, Phil. It’s nothing.”

“Okay, then.” Phil went back to his browsing immediately, obviously dropping the topic. There was silence in the flat, and as much as Dan wanted it to stay that way, he just couldn’t keep his mouth shut anymore.

“Alright, fine! Who’s this bitch?”

Your Love’s a Fucking Drag (But I Need It So Bad)

Summary: Dan likes black and leather jackets, Phil likes reading in solitude and playing video games. But they have one thing in common as new roommates at uni: They are both completely straight. Just because they like to get each other off every once in a while doesn’t make it any different.
Word Count: 2113
Warnings: Cussing, smoking, smut. 

@whalefairyfandom12 writes Phil’s POV
@phansdick writes Dan’s POV

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Chapter Five

When Dan and Cheryl were fighting, Dan didn’t quite know what to do with himself.

It felt as if his insides were being ripped out and stomped on the ground, the heel of a shoe scraping him into the ground. His stomach would twist and his face would flush and he swears he could feel his heart constrict just a little bit. He didn’t understand why loving someone could hurt this much or why it made a person so susceptible to pain.

He had heard the rumours, of course he did, but he didn’t really want to believe it. Whenever it would be brought up around the dorm halls or in the classrooms, he suddenly pretended as if he couldn’t hear and that everything was perfectly okay. Because Cheryl wouldn’t cheat on him. She loved him and she wanted to be with Dan, and Dan only. Her lips were definitely not touching anybody else’s and she was definitely not sleeping with someone other than Dan.

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Phil-sized ~ Phan

Someone suggested I should do a fic about their height difference and I can’t remember who it was, sorry about that but thanks a lot for the idea! 

Edit: thank you @plaidphan for the idea! :D

Word count: 1.292

Warnings: negative self-image 

Phil was stood in the lounge with a pout on his lips as he looked through the pictures they’d taken for their book. 

He’d always been a bit insecure about how awkwardly tall he was, until he met Dan, who, even though he was a bit shorter than Phil, was just as awkwardly tall. He started to like being taller than Dan. He could rest his head atop of Dan’s when they hugged and Dan was usually the little spoon and Phil loved feeling like he could protect Dan. 

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love me lights out

length: 1.8k

genre: fluff, reality

summary: the first night of the us tour is tough, and Phil can’t sleep.

warnings: none

NOTE: this fic does not contain any tatinof spoilers

i posted two fics in one week?? what is this? anyways i wrote this in the spur of the moment at 11:30 the other day so thank you @problmemeatic for making it make sense.

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Vidcon Isolation

“Don’t forget to tell everyone I’m sorry in person.”

“I know, I will.”

“And let them know I’ll be making a video a bit later today.”

“Okay.”

“Also, make sure they know I’m literally miserable being here and that I’d rather meet them. And—”

“Dan! I know! I promise I’ll do all those things, okay? Now put your eye drops in and get some rest.”

“I’m not tired,” Dan mumbled, watching Phil smile at him while making his way around the hotel room, getting ready to meet the fans waiting for them at VidCon.

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Pretty Boy's Hair Salon

I wrote my first fanfic on tumblr!

Summary: Based off @philsenpai ’s amazing artwork! Dan is a hairdresser and Phil is one of his customers.

Tags: Fluff

Warnings: None!

Wordcount: 2074

A/N: I don’t own Dan or Phil, nor do I claim that Phan is real. This is just a work of fiction. Enjoy!


Phil sighed as he looked in the mirror. It’s been a while since he had a haircut, and it was starting to show. His ginger roots weren’t just lurking underneath his black hair anymore. There was at least an inch of ginger showing, and it was messing with his punk look.

You see, Phil wasn’t really the most “ordinary” person. He had tattoos all over his body, more piercings than was probably acceptable, never left the house without his leather jacket and wore his combat shoes religiously. He was the kind of person old people avoided and kids stared after.

Phil was what people would describe as a punk, a trouble maker. And maybe he looked the part, but his personality was something else entirely. His mother always amused herself with telling him how different his appearance and personality were.

Phil was the most bright and cheerful guy you could ever come across. He volunteered at pet shelters, charities and helped cleaning the park every month. He had a YouTube channel where he talked about his life in the hopes of making other people’s day happier.

All in all, he was a ray of sunshine.

Phil heaved another sigh as he looked at his hair. It was time for a haircut.

He scrolled his through his contact list, smiling to himself as he looked at the quirky names he had given his friends.

He quickly found the contact he was looking for. Howell’s Hair And Beauty Salon. Or, as he had named it in his contacts, Pretty Boy’s Hair Salon.

Phil had a small, well, huge crush on the owner of the hair salon; Dan Howell.

Dan absolutely despised gender roles. He resented them and made sure to break at least one every day. He wore baggy, oversized jumpers in light pastel colours and never left the house without a pretty flower crown on top of his brown curls. He wore nail polish and sometimes went as far as to wear a skirt.

All in all, his style was the complete opposite of Phil’s.

Phil called the salon, making an appointment for the next day. He smiled to himself as he hung up. Tomorrow was going to be a good day.

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up here on the nineteenth floor

Title: up here on the nineteenth floor
Rating: Teen
Word Count: 1.6k
Summary: A brief little holiday in Hong Kong before the next chapter begins. Thank you to BisexualShoeMarriage for beta reading! [Read on AO3]

[part of the road trip mix tape 2016 series]

The heat is sticky, clothes glued to their bodies with sweat that’s formed and dried half a dozen times as they slip in and out of buildings for respite from the weather.

“Hate this,” Dan says, walking away from another smiling face.

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Why do I feel like Phan is finally ready to open up to us

(Note: Remember Phan isn’t real, obviously they are just brochachos being cool together cause fuck yeah, best bros 4 life….obviously)

I’ve noticed that they are more comfortable with each other than usual. Like usually Dan would hesitate to compliment Phil but now he is like “HELL YEAH Phil is adorable af PHIL TRASH #1 RIGHT HERE!!” And Phil use to hardly mention Dan but now he is taking tons of pictures of him and tweeting all about their convos and experiences.

Also when they record they seem so chill now. Back then they seemed really nervous and Dan would constantly make a face when Phil said something that sounded even the slightest bit dirty or weird. Now they seem more relaxed and playful about it, Dan laughs at all of Phil’s jokes and he makes dirty comments about things himself (I swear he is trying to kill us with that sexy wink he does) although they do still get a little annoyed with each other here and there, they seem much more happier to be around each other and have more casual chats while recording.

I feel like each day we learn a little more about them through their tweets or live shows or new uploaded videos. They’ve also been overcoming a lot of their insecurities too. Phil is more social now and has been doing a fuck load of collabs and Dan is being himself more now, he doesn’t really mind fangirling in front of us and he is finally accepting the fact that he may have a baby crush on Haru. They have also been so nice and playful towards each other that it puts other bestfriends to shame.

Maybe it’s cause of how well the Phandom has been acting lately. After I made the whole “the fact that I have to make this post says a lot about the Phandom” thing, we have been getting a lot better. I don’t really see that much Phan spam in their videos and people have actually stopping looking for “Phan proof”. Although I still do see a few bad eggs here and there, a lot of the Phangirls do come up to them and point out that what their doing is wrong instead of just attacking them and you do not know how much it makes me proud.

However, this isn’t just an invitation to starting going wild and make fuck loads of Phan spam on them, if anything this should make more people want to join in and help clean up the community more. At this rate, the Phandom will be a(n almost) pure and welcoming community for everyone. I’m sure this makes Dan and Phil proud ^__^