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“Moments” Carl x Reader

Words: 888

Carl Grimes x Reader

Summary: Carl and Reader get caught doing some things

Warnings: Smut, fluff, slight swearing

Originally posted by dezzi1026

“Y/N, you’ve got to be quiet.” Carl told me, leading me out of his window.

“I’m trying!” I exclaimed quietly. I’m a bit clumsy.

Carl and I have been dating for a few months, but we didn’t dare tell anybody. There were too many risks. Rick and Michonne were nice enough to let me stay in their house; I didn’t want to upset them, especially after they specifically told me to not get involved with Carl.

They’re sweet people, especially Rick. I know he has a good heart- good enough to save me from a walker and take me in a year ago. He became someone I refer to as my father. But, I wasn’t his kid. I wasn’t Carl, and I know he would choose him over me any day. I respect that. Which is why when he asked me to not be with Carl, I agreed. He explained that it had nothing to do with me, he loved me- he just didn’t think the zombie apocalypse was the best place to have teenage love. “Teenage love leads to babies,” Rick told me, “And trust me when I say that Carl doesn’t need a baby right now.”

But, here I am, sneaking out of the house with him. It’s become a normal thing now, to sneak out of his bedroom window to go outside.

“Where are we going?” I ask him once we get out. I look around Alexandria- no one to be seen.

“It’s a surprise.”

We walked a little while further until we were almost out of the boundaries. I didn’t question him, but I was getting nervous.

“We’re here.” He told me. I gasped.

“Carl…” I trailed off. He had set up a blanket in the grass, with food for us to eat. Alongside that was a bottle of vodka and a necklace (both of which he had presumably stolen on a run when no one was looking.)

“You’re amazing, did you know that?” I looked up at him, kissing him lightly. He kissed me a little deeper, but I pulled away. “Easy there, tiger.” I joked.

Carl picked up the necklace from the ground and put it around my neck. I wish I had a mirror to see what it looked like on, but I didn’t need one to know that it was beautiful.

“It looks good on you.” He complimented me, making me blush.

“Let’s eat, yeah?”

We ate all the food, and drank the whole bottle of vodka. We laughed until our sides hurt, which was a very rare occurrence. It’s moments like those that I live for. We enjoyed each other companies for a few more hours before we had to go back to the house and pretend to not be together. 

“Carl, iss almosst daytime. We gotta go back,” I slurred.

“Okay,” He stumbled getting up. We helped each other walk back to the house before going into our separate bedrooms.

I couldn’t sleep. Other than the fact that the sun was already coming up, I was insanely horny and I wanted Carl. I let myself sober up a bit more before I walked out of my room quietly and snuck into his room. I saw him lying on his bed, reading comics.

“How in the world are you reading right now,” I giggle, sitting down next to him. He sets down the comic and starts kissing me, his tongue sneaking into my mouth.

His hands travel up my shirt, reaching to remove my bra. He starts massaging my boobs, making me moan.

“Oh,” I moan. I pull down my shorts while he takes off his, and he starts pumping his fingers in and out of me. I clamp my hand over my mouth in order to keep myself quiet, but Carl takes that as a challenge. He uncovers my mouth and starts going faster. “Fuck, Carl, oh my god,”

I hear his door swing wide open.


“Shit,” Carl and I both say, Carl moving on top of me to shield my body from his father.

“What the hell…” Rick says. “Get dressed. Now.”

He slams the door, looking pissed. We scurry to get dressed and we head downstairs.

“He’s going to kill us.” I whisper to Carl, who doesn’t say anything.

We sit down on the couch, in front of Rick, waiting for him to say something. He stares at us, like he’s trying to figure out what to say. We both wait in anticipation.

“You two reek of alcohol.” Rick says, and I let out a breath.

“I’m sorry.” I say quietly.

“Look, I don’t want to be mad at you two.” He says, running his fingers through his hair. “I should have seen this coming. I should have given you two the talk a long time ago, given you condoms. Should’ve had Y/N stay with Daryl…” He rambles, but it seems more like he is talking to himself. My heart stops, realizing that he might actually make me move out.

“Just… If I can’t prevent it, which I see that I can’t… Use condoms.” He says uncomfortably after a long period of silence. We both nod, and Rick leaves the room.

“Should we finish what we started?” Carl smirks.

And that’s the day you realized that sound travels around Alexandria. Especially if you forgot to close Carl’s window the night before.

Mako’s a survivor stuck in the city, finding it incredibly difficult to leave on his own due to the sheer density of zombies clogging the streets and buildings.

Jamie’s a “mutated” zombie that actually managed to maintain his humanity and thinking, but still suffered the physical body morphing effects of the virus. He’s been on his own trying to survive from both humans and zombies, since both want nothing to do with him.

The two meet after Jamie saves Mako’s life from a horde, and then team up as partners to try and get the hell out of the city. At first they’re extremely wary of one another, worried about when one will turn on the other, but as time goes on and trust between the two firmly becomes cemented, they grow closer to one another, becoming each others last rays of hope in the hell they live in.

How to Be a Good Catholic, Pt. II (Sonny Carisi x Reader)

A/N: Part 2 of my self-drag piece aka The Reason I’m Going to Hell! I’m sure I had more to say here but it is literally about to be 6AM~

@ohbelieveyoume and @xemopeachx (to the latter: Lower your expectations. Like, lower them so deep Satan’s demanding to know why you’re in his house and threatening to call the police on you.)


5.     Remember not to eat meat on Fridays during Lent

It was amazing how cravings worked: You could be perfectly fine, not want to eat anything in particular and just eat whatever simply because you needed nourishment to keep getting through the day. But the moment you’re told you can’t eat a certain something, no matter how often you may or may not eat it, it suddenly becomes all you can think about. That was what made Lent maddening for you as a child. It was as though the season held special powers beyond serving as a countdown for your lord and savior basically becoming a zombie: It could make you crave cafeteria nuggets like a junkie craved a fix. But considering that said zombie-savior got beaten, nailed to a cross, and was forced to wear a crown of thorns for you, abstaining from meat a couple of Fridays for 40 days was the least you could do besides doing nothing at all.  

… But Zombie Jesus, it was so hard. In your youth, it was a bit easier because your packed lunches would always be checked over by your mom or dad to assure that it was up to Lenten approval. Sure, there was the occasional slip where you’d stop by the convenience store after school for a quick snack and all too eagerly buy a Slim Jim (was that even meat?). But for the most part, you did your due diligence as a good Catholic girl. Unfortunately, you were now a Catholic woman whose mommy and daddy’s involvement, at most, would maybe occasionally happen to call on Friday just to chat and then happen to mention what that day’s meatless meal had been. This, without fail, would always cause you to grit your teeth on the strip of bacon you’d been eating or lead you to utter an expletive muffled by the pepperoni Hot Pocket you’d microwaved to avoid cooking.

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intimacy || a bliv oneshot

They’re talking about their humanity again. 

It’s one of those bothersome topics that can actually disturb his cultivated charm. It’s no consolation to remember something you can never have again. He is growing accustomed to his new biology, but little pieces of being a fully-fledged human filter through his walls and pester his peace, especially at night, when he just lies and stares at the ceiling. He imagines she does the same.

He does not believe there is a cure for what he is, inside and out. But he hasn’t told her yet. He lets her dream of something better. She hasn’t figured out he’s a complete cynic, and for some reason, he likes it that way. Sometimes, her round big eyes stare up at him with hope, even if they’re constantly clouded by suspicion and disbelief. He is a member of her kind, after all, and he made her. She looks to him for some kind of normality, almost out of instinct.

It shouldn’t please him this much. He should quash that glimmer of hope inside of her. He should be proud of his new, improved status. Go with the strokes. Feed, profit, repeat. 

Liv Moore is cute. But not that cute, and certainly not worth further consideration.

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Songs Sung By Women for Your Sign
  • Aries: “I Hate Myself for Loving You” by Joan Jett & the Blackhearts - “Can’t break free from the things you do, I wanna walk but I run back to you, that’s why I hate myself for loving you.” / “You just don’t know what you were missin’ last night, I wanna see you begging, say forget it just for spite.”
  • Taurus: “Back on the Chain Gang” by the Pretenders - “That powers that be that force us to live like we do bring me to my knees when I see what they’ve done to you.” / “I found a picture of you, those were the happiest days of my life..”
  • Gemini: “Me and Bobby McGee” by Janis Joplin - “Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose, nothing don’t mean nothing, honey, if it ain’t free.” / “But I’ll trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday.”
  • Cancer: “Violet” by Hole - “And the sky was all violet, I wanna give the violet more violence, hey I’m the one with no soul, one above and one below.” / “I told you from the start just how this would end, when I get what I want, then I never want it again.”
  • Leo: “Cherry Bomb” by the Runaways - “Down the street I’m the girl next door, I’m the fox you’ve been waiting for.” / “Hello Daddy, Hello Mom, I’m your cherry bomb, hello world I’m your wild girl, I’m your cherry bomb.”
  • Virgo: “Spiderwebs” by No Doubt - “You’re intruding on what’s mine and you’re taking up my time, don’t have the courage inside me to tell you please leave me be.” / “Now it’s gone too deep, you wake me in my sleep, my dreams have become nightmares because you’re ringing in my ears.”
  • Libra: “Little Lies” by Fleetwood Mac - “Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies, oh no, no you can’t disguise.” / “Close your, close your, close your eyes, no more broken hearts, we’re better off apart, let’s give it a try.”
  • Scorpio: “Crazy on You” by Heart - “My love is the evening breeze touching your skin, the gentle sweet singing of leaves in the wind.” / “Wild man’s world in crying in pain, what you gonna do when everybody’s insane, so afraid of fortune, so afraid of you, what you gonna do?”
  • Sagittarius: “Kiss Me Deadly” by Lita Ford - “I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn’t get laid, I got in a fight, uh huh, it ain’t no big thing.” / “I know what you like, I know you like dancing with me, kiss me once, kiss me twice, c’mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly.
  • Capricorn: “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler - “Every now and then I get little bit nervous that the best of all my years have gone by.” / “Once upon a time I was falling in love, but now I’m only falling apart, there’s nothing I can do, a total eclipse of the heart.”
  • Aquarius: “Zombie” by the Cranberries - “But you see, it’s not me, it’s not my family, in your head, in your head, they are fighting with their tanks and their bombs and their bombs and their guns.” / “What’s in your head, in your head, zombie, zombie, zombie?”
  • Pisces: “White Rabbit” by Jefferson Airplane - “And if you go chasing rabbits and you know you’re going to fall, tell ‘em a hookah-smoking caterpillar has given you the call.” / “And you’ve just had some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving slow.”

anonymous asked:

Hey, hope your day is amazing! I wanted to say that I noticed a little error in the first chapter of CHDH. Uh maybe someone has pointed it out but I'm not sure so I thought I would. You wrote at the top of the chapter "October 4th....." But someone in the chapter you wrote about Natsu I think opening a window and letting in the "November air" or something, but it said November. Anyway the story is amazing so far! It's so detailed and nothing seems too unrealistic for anything to do with zombies.

Thank you for pointing that out. Originally the story was going to start in November, but then I decided October would be better for the timeline, but I forgot to change that. I fixed it on all the sites I post on, so thanks. If you ever find another mistake let me know so I can correct it!

My day was far from amazing, but it’s almost over so that’s good. I dislike change and my managers are trying to change the way I do certain things at work even though it will make it take longer and be more difficult, but whatever. They know best, right? lol

And thank you! I’m enjoying writing this story so far, and I hope I can keep it interesting! There’s going to be a lot of twists and turns during this story, so I hope you hang on. I’m basing the zombies mostly on The Walking Dead (my second favorite show after Fairy Tail) except I’m making the sprinters faster and with the slightest bit of intelligence.

Fun fact that no one asked for: I accidentally started watching the walking dead. It was Halloween night of 2010 and I was watching a zombie movie on AMC, I think it was Dawn of the Dead, but I can’t remember. Anyways, I kept seeing commercials for the walking dead but didn’t think anything of it. Anyways, movie ends and I start watching the first episode of The Walking Dead. I thought it was pretty good, but I only watched an hour of the hour and a half premier episode because I thought it was over. Later that night when it played again I kept watching and saw the entire episode, then I was hooked. 

I love zombies… :)

Anyways, thank you for your ask! I try to find all the mistakes but I don’t think it’s possible. It helps when people let me know. I hope you have a great day/night! Now to write before I gotta go to bed. 


Art Writer’s Wednesday 18

Daehyun Kim aka Moonassi (b.1980, South Korea)

Korean artist Daehyun Kim, better known as Moonassi, is the author of a series of beautiful and intriguing black and white drawings. By mixing surreal and figurative imagery, Daehyun creates a voyage exploring human conditions and situation with a simple yet very unique way. Two year after his fist feature on Artchipel, we catch up with Artist to chat with us about his story, creative process and future projects.

Artchipel: Hi Daehyun, tell us about your education background and your practice.
Daehyun Kim: I was born in Seoul, South Korea in 1980. I majored in Oriental Painting. The word “Oriental” could make you confused. It’s actually a study of the old East Asian painting where I learned about related skills such as Ink wash painting, but also ancient East Asian philosophies and aesthetics.

A: You have been working on Moonassi drawing series since 2008. What does Moonassi mean?
DK: Moonassi is my artist name that I’ve been using since long ago. It was “무나 moonaa” at the beginning and has become “무나씨 moona-ssi” as people get used to the name. (“-씨 -ssi” is the most commonly used honorific forms of address in Korean, used amongst people of approximately equal speech level. It is attached at the end of the full name or simply after the first name if the speaker is more familiar with someone.)

“무나 moonaa” can be roughly translated as “There is no such thing as me”, or “Emptiness / Void in me”. When people call me “Moonassi”, it’s like if they are calling someone who has no identity. Isn’t it interesting?

A: You have a very distinctive identity. Could you share with us your creative process and how did you come to develop your aesthetic?
DK: At the beginning, I’ve never thought that my drawing is unique. But the more I draw, the more it became something special naturally. I just focused on what I really can draw, what I really want to draw, and what I prefer to use. The process is always changing. Usually I start with just a simple image that flashes across my mind, but sometimes I just concentrate on the subject or a word that I want to express. It’s almost like translating words into images.

A: You often put on stage one or several human figures with a very similar look, we can hardly identify their gender or age! Yet each of them seems to have a strong spirit and imparts a universal message to human hearts. Tell us a bit about these intriguing characters.
DK: The face with no expression actually is borrowed from old buddies painting which has always fascinated me since University. I thought that the face is perfect to conceal their feelings, because I don’t want to show directly if this guy is good or bad through their faces. The black simple suit that looks like underwear has been chosen to make you only focus on their gesture. I purposely don’t show the time, region or gender.

A: Do you have special rituals to get into creating mood?  
DK: Yeah I used to believe that there must be some special rituals to be able to create. For example, pushing myself into extremely bad or sad mood, sitting on the desk all night doing nothing like a zombie until something comes up in my mind, and so on. But now I’m trying to ignore these bad rituals. Somehow, now I can draw when I want to do. And I’m so happy that I can draw even during the daytime.

A: Which artists have inspired you the most?
DK: Interestingly, I’ve never got inspired by any contemporary artist. I’m more inspired by writings, songs and videos. I collect lots of images, songs and videos from Internet, but unfortunately, I forget easily artist’s names or artwork titles.

A: What has been your strongest memory to date as an artist?
DK: Sometimes, people send me a photo of his/her having my drawing tattooed on their skin. It’s really strange and beautiful to see my drawing on someone else’s body.

A: What is your project for the upcoming year?
DK: Making a new picture book, selling prints, hiking mountains and partying with friends more often, working less in the office and drawing more in my studio!

Thanks Daehyun for taking the time to answer the questions. Daehyun Kim can be found with updated posts on his Website and Facebook. His book Anonymous Drawing is available for purchase on Studiofnt.

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wanna chat? pt 5

on ao3

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5

my brain… so…………..dead…………………………..

maybe you can find something funny in this??? i don’t know i have to go back to reading ap english summer work and i don’t want to. what is this garbage i keep putting up

in case anyone was curious. about this. which…. *sigh* my head hurts

7:52 AM

starving and dying inside: The bags under my eyes are h u g e

drop the bass: bruh youre awake before 8???

starving and dying inside: :P
I cant find my under eye concealer anywhere D’:
Ughhhhh wtf I look like I got punched in the face

the real ladybug™: ayy morning mari my love
but thats to be expected i mean
who can get any sleep with all these akuma attacks??

drop the bass: adrien

undead zombie model: What?

drop the bass: and his noise canceling headphones

the real ladybug™ renamed this conversation “noise canceling headphones”

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The Snow Fight (Edmund Pevensie Request)

 @totallykawaiiblaze​ ‘s request :) I hope you’ll enjoy it <3 

You woke up to the doorbell. It was a foggy Saturday, and you would have liked to sleep until noon, but apparently your friend had other ideas. You just barely opened your eyes, but your best friend was already standing in your room.

‘Hey, Sleeping Beauty, it’s time to wake up’ Edmund grinned. You two’ve been close to each other, but there was something he didn’t know yet. He was your crush. Of course, you didn’t want him to see you right after waking up when you were probably looking like a zombie, but there was nothing to do about it now.

‘How did you come in?’

‘Your mother let me in’ he answered.

You growled. ‘Great. And why are you here, if I may ask?’ Okay, maybe you’ve been in love with him, but if he had awakened you, he ad to deal with your grouchy side.

‘Because I know how lazy you can be in the weekends, and since it was snowing all night, I think we should go out’

You sighted. ‘I guess I don’t really have a chance to get away from it, but at least may I dress up?

‘Oh, sure’ Ed giggled ‘I’ll give you about five minutes’

‘What? No! I need more time! I’m not even wearing make-up yet!’ yelled completely freaked out.

‘You don’t need it ‘ he winked and walked out of your room.

He wasn’t joking when he said he would give you five minutes. You picked up your winter coat, hat, scarf and gloves and walked out of your house with Edmund on your side.

‘Aren’t you supposed to be with your siblings?’ you asked.

‘Nope. I wanted to spend this day with you’

You had to gasp for air after his last sentence. Why had he been so nice to you today? Yeah, you were good friends and you’ve known each other for a while, but still. You couldn’d answer, and unfortunately you couldn’t hide your blushing cheeks either.

As you were walking through an icy road, you felt something slippery under your feet, and you would have fallen to your face, if Edmund doesn’t grab your hand in the last minute.

‘Uh thanks’ you murmured and could help your blush again.

‘It was nothing ‘ he smiled, and didn’t let go of your hand. When he noticed that you were glaring at your hands, he just shrugged his shoulders. ‘What? It’s slippery and I don’t want you to fall again’ he explained. 

After a while, as you were walking quietly hand in hand, you arrived at a field which was covered fully with snow, Ed let go of your hand and grabbed a handful of snow. You could know what he was about to do from that mischievous look in his eyes.

‘Edmund don’t you dare!’ you yelled, but it was too late, you could already feel the cold, wet snow on your coat, and you could see his smirk.

‘Ohh you’re so getting it back!’ you yelled and bent down to make a snowball. When you threw it to his hair, the smirk instantly disappeared from his handsome face. After that, both of you got crazy and started to make barricades from snow behind which you could throw tons of snowball to each other.

After like half an hour of the snow fight, the two of you were freezing and soaking, so you decided it was time to go home and warm up a bit. Apparently Edmund thought the same, because he walked up to you with his wet hair stucked to his forehead and his cheeks blushed from the stinging cold.

‘Ed, I’m cold, I think we should go home’ You started to go, but he pulled you back by your arm.

‘Uhh Ed? What are you doing? I really want to go home, I’m freezing’ you whined, but he just smiled.

‘I know a way to warm you up’ he said and stepped closer to you and wrapped his arms around your waist, so you faces were merely an inch away. Before you could react to his actions, he pressed his soft lips against yours. After you got over your shock, felt you cheeks burning, but you decided you wouldn’t let anything ruin that perfect moment you have waiting for so long, so you wrapped your arms around his neck and melted into the kiss, moving your hands to his dark hair. 

A couple seconds later you needed air, so you pulled away, but your hands were still in his hair, just like his arms around your waist.

‘You know, I like this way a lot more than mine,’ you giggled ‘But I’m still coldl Would you mind warming me up a little bit more?’

Edmund smiled and leaned forward. ‘Definitely not’ he said and kissed you again.

anonymous asked:

What social media do you use if you dislike Twitter?

“The one where I beat your ass because you look stupid, you idiot.

I’m not some drone that stares at a tiny screen all day sharing stupid shit, ‘liking’ things, retweeting stupid posts, and doing stupid ‘hashtags’.

My point still stands that you idiots are zombies with nothing better to do.  I should beat all of your heads in with your stupid phones.”

our friendship has boiled down to giving code names to two horrid boys at our school whom we want nothing to do with & are avoiding 🙃 @zombie-queen

Nicola Takeover Twitter Q&A

Q: What is your favorite thing about Maryse?
A: Her drive. She is completely committed to seeing her Institute and her Family succeed & nothing will stop her.

Q: How long do you think you would survive in a zombie apocalypse?
A: A solid week. Hiding, running and hitting Zombies over the head. Maryse would outlive them all and become their ruler.

Q: If you could switch places with another character who would it be and why? 
A: Valentine. His power is the dark side of the moon. I can’t understand that kind of evil. So it intrigues me.

Q: What was your reaction to reading the Season 2 Script? 
A: It is so exciting and dark and sad. I have to admit, it surprised the *#%^* out of me!

Q: If you could choose three words do describe Maryse what would they be?
A: Ruthless, Conflicted, Misunderstood

Q: What’s your favorite thing about the SH cast?
A: They are SO MUCH FUN! I’ve never laughed so hard!

Q: What is one food you would eat for every meal every day?
A: Pasta with olive olive oil and Cheddar Cheese. Every. Day. For. Ever.

Q: If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
A: I would listen to kids outside toy stores talking about what they wish they had, buy it for them, then leave it at their feet.

Q: How is your day going so far?
A: I Love this day! So much Love from the Shadowhunter World! It’s awesome to connect with you guys!

Q: What’s your favourite thing about the Shadow world? 
A: I Love that everyone in the Shadow World has their own unique powers and strengths.

Q: Which of the characters do you identify the most with? 
A: I think Alec. Loving people so much it hurts.

Q: Whats your favorite rune?
A: Honestly. I think Angelic is Beautiful

Q: If you could choose something from the Shadoworld and bring it to the real world,what would be? 
A: The Clothes. Just kidding. The ability to heal people with my hands. And the Clothes.

Q: Where would you like to travel one day?
A: I’d Love to go to Vietnam.

Q: Describe Kat McNamara in three words?
A: Lovely, Generous, Talented

Q: You’re extremely sweet, how do you prepare to play a character like Maryse?
A: It’s so much fun! I let myself explore the darkness but remember that Maryse believes she doing what is best for everyone.

Q: What’s your favorite scene from season 1? 
A: The scene where Alec and I talk about his childhood. “We break noses and accept the consequences”.

Q: Who sings the most on set?
A: Me! Especially on long night shoots. When I get tired I get silly and I start singing everything I say.

Q: Can you send a kiss to Brazil? We really missed you.
A: I Love You Brazil! My Dad grew up in Rio and I grew up dreaming of how beautiful it would be. Beijo!