Matt Murdock's Guide to Dysfunctional Relationships
Want to talk it out with your newly resurrected and brainwashed assassin girlfriend?
Step 1: Punch her and move the fight to the outskirts of the battleground of your choice. The further you are from everyone else, the better.
Step 2: Tackle her. Repeatedly.
Step 3: Pin her. To the wall, the floor, the fossilized ribcage of a dragon, etc- get creative with this one, it’ll take a few tries.
Step 4: Do your best to get in a few words while she’s too out of breath to kick the living daylights out of you.
Step 5: Repeat the process until a building caves down on you. Nothing like the threat of impending death to really get the adrenaline going for admissions of love and last kisses.
Step 6: Hold her tight as the world collapses around you.