nothing makes sense in this picture

// okay. story time.

once upon a time, i was sitting around, browsing ebay for more Lupin the Third merch to add to my ever-growing collection. as i looked amongst the many listings, i came across a one-of-a-kind auction for some strange, weird-looking toy…

i wasn’t sure what it was. the title was “#C349 PRIZE Anime Character figure gun Lupin The 3rd” and that didn’t make a whole lot of sense, so i checked the description to see what it was, but there was nothing about the item, only information about shipping.

the pictures from the listing showed this strange toy, as such:

i thought to myself, what harm can this do? it’s only $4.99, i can afford that.

so i placed a bid, and won the auction. this was about a month ago.

today the item arrived. i picked it up from the post office, because the postal worker couldn’t bother to ring the damn doorbell to see if anyone was home, which–yes–we were home to receive the item. once home, i opened the box and pulled it out.

and i examined it.

looked at it from all angles.

“what the fuck is this thing supposed to do?”

then i pulled the trigger.

this toy.

with this friggin’ face…

when you pull the goddamn trigger…

LUPIN THE FUCKIN’ THIRD JUMPS OUT OF HIS GODDAMN CLOTHES.

BEST FUCKING 5 DOLLARS SPENT EVER. PERIOD.

There are no coincidences in life. What person that wandered in and out of your life was there for some purpose, even if they caused you harm. Sometimes, it doesn’t make sense the short periods of time we get with people, or the outcomes from their choices. However, if you turn it over to God he promises that you will see the big picture in the hereafter. Nothing is too small to be a mistake.
—  Shannon L. Alder
Things that bother me

-Eurus, the supposedly smartest Holmes child ever, was locked up for her entire life with literally nothing to entertain herself with but a violin. Not even furniture. Even Hannibal Lecter had books. Sherlock goes crazy w/o a case for a few days how is Eurus alive.

-With Sherlock & Mycroft the show explains their deductions and we can see how they are as smart as they are supposed to be. With Eurus they were just like “oh no yeah she controls minds it’s fine don’t worry about it she’s really smart”

-Eurus, a 5'6" woman, somehow manages to not only lower John into that well but also shackle him to the bottom? How??

-Eurus could see the future???? In her drawings as a child she had a picture of almost exactly sherlocks black marble tombstone.

-Eurus is capable of all of this and has been locked away for her entire life with nothing to occupy her time and waits until…now? Why?

-Eurus convinced Moriarty to record himself making just like a bunch of train sounds? It wasn’t even impressive it was like…oh….there’s Jim….with some train sounds……I guess …

-Moriartys motivations officially make no sense. His only goal was just to ruin his own business and fuck over Sherlock. What did Sherlock ever even do to him? If it was just bc he was so cool and smart, why not obsess over Eurus who was apparently way cooler and smarter?

-Why was Mycroft given a love interest that they had no intention of either developing or ever referencing again??

Picture this:

So you know how Bakugou was calling Midoriya the most slippery bastard for like, the longest time, because let’s be real–Midoriya is nothing if not talented at out thinking people…

So imagine one day, they’re fighting some big shot villain, and of course, the villain is all focused on Bakugou. He’s the powerhouse right? Big bad quirk, big bad attitude to go with it? Makes sense why you would focus on him–except, that there’s Deku.

And he doesn’t say it, but at the climax of the confrontation, the villain thinks he’s got Bakugou numbered. And Bakugou just inwardly grins because I ain’t your biggest problem tbh.

The little green bastard is.


And in comes Midoriya and ofc they fucking win, but Bakugou just kind of goes 

“You were off by four minutes.”
And Midoriya makes the most squinty eyed face at him, “I’d like to see you try to do what I just did.”
“I could, I have, and I would do better.”

Endless bickering as they walk off and wait for police to arrive.

clevverblocker  asked:

THANK YOU!!! That Otayuri post for "Send me a ship lalala" was golden <3 Can I request another one, pleeeeaaaseee? KuroKen. YOU ARE AMAZING.

Hi! AAAAA I’m glad you liked it :D you can request as many as you like; writing this stuff is a good breather from the heavier WIPs I have :) and AWWW THANK YOU!! YOU’RE AMAZING TOO ^_^

Who said “I love you” first

Kuroo. This needs literally no explanation, but all one needs to know is that it happened right before they were both about to fall asleep, as they were spooning. 

Who would have the other’s picture as their phone background

Both of them. Kenma tried to hide this fact as well as he could, but nothing escapes his boyfriend’s notice lmao.

Who leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror

Kuroo. He makes them so sweet that Kenma reports having rotten teeth sometimes. Kuroo responds with, “See, I knew you had a sense of humor somewhere in there, Kenma!”

Who buys the other cheesy gifts

Kenma. Being more perceptive, he’s better at understanding Kuroo’s needs/wants, and always buys the best romantic/cute gifts (he does it sparingly because he doesn’t actively look for gifts, he just buys something if he spots it and it fits what he thinks Kuroo would like). It never fails to make Kuroo swoon (”You try to have that unapproachable look, but you’re such a fluffy sap, Kenma!” “Am not” “Are too”… and so on).

Who initiated the first kiss

Kenma did. It was after their third date, and Kuroo was fidgety all night. Kenma knew why, and he was thankful that Kuroo was trying to give Kenma time and space to become comfortable with their new relationship. But Kenma felt like the time was right, and he knew that at this rate Kuroo would never make a move, so he took the first step instead. 

Who kisses the other awake in the morning

It depends. Sometimes Kenma can’t sleep at night, or he wakes up really early, so he wakes Kuroo up with a kiss. Other days, Kuroo wakes up early to go work out and returns the favor.

Who starts tickle fights

Neither. Kuroo isn’t ticklish, and he knows it can genuinely upset Kenma (he remembers that one time Lev tried and was promptly scratched because Kenma couldn’t control his reflexes), so he doesn’t risk it.

Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower

Kuroo does sometimes, a teasing smirk on his face. But he knows how self-conscious Kenma is, so he never means it seriously. Kenma knows this is grateful for that. 

One time, however, Kenma was having a bad day, and he asked Kuroo to join him. Kuroo was surprised, no doubt, but he didn’t let it show and he didn’t tease Kenma about it, sensing the atmosphere and the weight of the request.

Who surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch

Well, when Kuroo had a part-time job in college, Kenma actually did this a couple of times. It always took his boyfriend’s breath away. When they both started working full-time after college, Kuroo tended to this more often (as it was ‘a pain’ for Kenma to go over LOL).

Who was nervous and shy on the first date

Both of them, really, but Kuroo was much more obvious about it. He kept stumbling over his words and blushing each time he messed up a word. Kenma, the quieter one, didn’t have as many telltale signs and watching Kuroo be nervous actually made him calmer. Halfway through the date, when he could no longer deal with the nervous ball of energy that his boyfriend had become, he simply placed his hand on top of Kuroo’s and said, “Kuroo, relax. It’s just me. We’ve had dinner together for years now.” Kuroo tried to say “But everything is different now!” but Kenma continued, saying, “Just because our relationship has changed doesn’t mean we have to. You’re still you, and I’m still me.”

Things got progressively better after that.

Who kills/takes out the spiders

OMG DEFINITELY KUROO. Kenma will just sit in one place, pulling his legs up and not moving until Kuroo confirms that the spider is far away enough.

Who loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk

Neither. Kenma doesn’t drink, and Kuroo can hold his liquor really well. Plus, according to Kenma, Kuroo doesn’t need to be drunk to loudly proclaim their love, he does it all the time when he’s sober (Yaku thinks it’s so cute that it’s gross).

Send me a ship!

Christmas of our boys! (Part 1 - F1)

Hey! The New Year is coming and then I will post here all the pictures of the boys enjoying Christmas! (Ok, that doesn’t make any sense, just because I want to post pictures of them anyway)

Lewis Hamilton:

Nico Rosberg:

Daniel Ricciardo:

A video posted by Daniel Ricciardo (@danielricciardo) on Dec 24, 2016 at 4:21pm PST

Max Verstappen:

Sergio Pérez:

Valtteri Bottas:

Nico Hülkenberg:

Carlos Sainz:

Kimi Räikkönen:

Romain Grosjean:

Daniil Kvyat:

Kevin Magnussen:

Marcus Ericsson:

Jolyon Palmer:

Felipe Massa:

Jenson Button:

Pascal Wehrlein:

Esteban Gutiérrez:

Esteban Ocon:

Felipe Nasr:

I posted only the drivers of the season this year! (2016)

Seb I found nothing and Fernando don’t celebrate Christmas because he is atheist.

anonymous asked:

Everytime I read the part where Fireheart brings Cloudkit to camp, and they're like "but he's so white he'll stick out like a sore thumb" I always sit there like, isn't Whitestorm completely white? I dunno I might be wrong but I never got that.

tbh i always pictured whitestorm and frostfur to either have silver shading or small patches of color (esp w the shading, hence their names -storm + frost), so that they’re not pure white. i’ve also seen a lot of examples of people drawing whitestorm with blue van markings, which would make sense with his mother too, who has gray ears

i also love the idea of cloudtail being persian or PART persian, and for him to have a squished face and really long white fur, which helps make him stick out. like as a kit he is literally nothing but a ball of fluff (here’s a kit @ 4 moons)

A Cock In Hand (Is Worth Two In The Bush)

Hey, @castielsburger, remember when I spammed you with all those ridiculous, over the top messages and then went “never mind, it’s nothing”? This is why! I really wanted to write this for you, because you’re always making me happy!


On AO3.

Draco is in his mid twenties when the stress gets to him and he goes down faster than a sinking ship.

It’s completely unexpected, but then again, midlife crises do have the tendency to be unpredictable. That’s rather the point.

In a fit of complete and utter madness, he disappears in the early afternoon without warning. This after six months of willful confinement to the Manor.

Narcissa goes into a state of uncontrolled worry that niggles at Lucius so much, he locks himself in his library and refuses to come out until she’s either calmed down or taken a potion to keep her from fidgeting and otherwise making a nuisance of herself.

Many hours later, Draco returns, and Narcissa couldn’t be happier—could certainly be less confused, but is happy nonetheless.

Draco isn’t alone. For whatever reason it seems only he’s privy to, he’s gone and purchased a chicken. Not a peacock, not an albatross, not any of the birds of paradise or even a Lady Amherst pheasant, but a chicken.

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Inktober Day 12:
“The 12 Days of Christmas, but it’s the 12 Days of Halloween.”

This one was so fun!
I actually made a lyrics and sung it so it would make sense that the things where there and I’m happy I did as good as I did. Got a little tired so I feel asleep on the book whilst drawing but luckily nothing got smudge (I don’t know why I’m telling you this) But yeah here’s the lyrics that goes with the pictures:

On the first day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
A spiderweb in an oak tree

On the second day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Two scary twins,
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the third day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Three pumpkins smiling,
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the fourth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the fifth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the sixth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the seventh day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the eight day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Eight cats meowing,
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the ninth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Nine witches chanting,
Eight cats meowing,
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the tenth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Ten bats flying,
Nine witches chanting,
Eight cats meowing,
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the eleventh day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Eleven windows broken,
Ten bats flying,
Nine witches chanting,
Eight cats meowing,
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

On the twelfth day of Halloween
My undead love gave to me;
Twelve widows crying
Eleven windows broken,
Ten bats flying,
Nine witches chanting,
Eight cats meowing,
Seven werewolves howling,
Six banshees screaming,
Five vampires biting
Four ghosts scaring,
Three pumpkins smiling
Two scary twins
And a spiderweb in an oak tree

And that’s it guys! (I made it through all those lines! Hopefully you did to!)
Hope you liked it!

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Okay so. Seth def has a Tumblr lmao. If you go to twitter and search, he posted about it in 2011. Now, you come to tumblr and search his URL, and there’s only one other blog with his title and picture, but that’s a fan blog. Nothing is on this one in question, but it would make sense for him to delete all his shit when he became a member of the main roster and all. But then why does the blog still exist? Either to just creep on all of us or bc he forgot to delete it lmao

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2017.02.11 Music Fair - Talk ¾

There was a question about something you aren’t good at/uncomfortable with. Tegoshi said he’s not good with people who use phone apps such as ‘Snow’ that allow to add dog ears and tongue to photos. Shige immediately called him out on it though saying “But (the girls use it). You do, right?” and they girls said “We do! Do you hate us?” That forced him to defend himself “No, no! There’s nothing wrong with it and the people enjoy it. But it makes my heart gugu-guru”. I’m not even sure what that means. Shige then said that he’s the type to do it but Tegoshi denied it saying he doesn’t even use smileys much. The host also pointed out the term he used “リア充” is usually used in a quite different sense to which Tegoshi said “Well, for me it means taking mobile pictures.” Tegoshi against the vocabulary. 

He also asked the girls if they ever struggle with trying to get the best song parts to stand out more but they said it’s never a problem. Tegoshi then asked who’s the most selfish or something and the girls were like wat and Shige grabbed him like “shut up already” 

T: In terms of a group!

S: So (in NEWS) you think it’s you?

T: I guess. ^^

M: You guess? That’s a certainty.

Damn, can’t we at least always have Shige to call out Tegoshi on his bullshit? Please?

FIFTY SHADES DARKER PREMIERE IN MADRID

In this post I am going to tell you how I experience the fifty shades darker premiere in Madrid, Spain. It was literally the best experience of my life and I really want to share it with you (even when it was a week ago lol but I had a chaotic week sorry and couldn´t make the post).

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I’m a collector of unusual things,
Of things you can’t quite place in a jar that rests on your shelf or arrange in neat rows to display.

I’m a collector of unusual things,
Of broken promises and empty wishes upon shooting stars,
Of cracked teeth from liquor bottles and lipstick stained faces at 3AM.
I’m a collector of the things people don’t want to remember,
Like how it feels to be told they “just don’t love you the same” or
How many times you can punch a wall without breaking your hand.

I’m a collector of unusual things,
Of ghost memories and worn down scrapbooks where all the pictures are faded out and
Nothing really makes sense anymore,
Of freezing hardwood floors on bare feet at early hours of the morning and
The first time you heard your parents fighting.

I’m a collector of unusual things,
And maybe they’ll become useful one day.

—  unusual things

You said you are boring, but I don’t think people are ever boring. Look at me: you could say I am boring because I never go anywhere. But I’ve got my art, which is a big part of who I am. And nobody can really say art is boring. It only gets boring when you’re forced to study it, just like everything else. If you study your own life, trying to make sense out of it, trying to find something incredible about it, chances are you won’t find anything. You will just say “I am boring” because you don’t see anything extraordinary. You’re constantly drowning in the everyday stuff and you fail to realize life is so much more than meets the eye. Just because you feel like you’re doing what everybody else is doing doesn’t mean you have nothing to share. It does not mean you aren’t special and it definitely does not make you boring. You can’t just look at the whole picture and judge it, without seeing every single detail of it. The key is to think about the things that make you the person you are. The things that move you, the feelings you’ve felt, the thoughts that cross your mind when you can’t fall asleep at night, the endless stories about things that happened in your life. I can guarantee you: none of those things are boring.

Robin Theory

In the wish realm, Snow and Charming were old, but Robin wasn’t. There was also a spoiler picture going around for season 6.5 that showed Hook, and he was old also. Regina looks exactly the same when she enters the wish realm, which would make sense because she is real and isn’t trapped in the fake AU.

David wished for the Evil Queen to get everything she deserved, but Regina and the Evil Queen are the same person. The Evil Queen essentially got nothing (or one could argue that getting turned into a snake was what she deserved, which is incredibly ironic because Operation Cobra was about exposing Regina’s curse) and Regina deserves her happy ending.

Robin technically didn’t die or at least he didn’t go to Heaven, Hell, or the Underworld. Maybe his soul went into Wish Realm Robin’s body, which would explain why he wasn’t old. He is still affected by the AU, but he is actually the real Robin.

Idk what my theme is but hello there humans

zyam tinhats are so fucking weird like, nothing they do ever makes sense? the logic is so fucking missing its like when ur like, yah, i’d love some tacos and someone comes along like OHHH KY GOD, I CAN;T BELEIEVE U LIKE MINIONNS, THOSE YELLOW BULLETS FUJCK ME YUIPPP

and ur just sitting there, staring at the camera, forever, unto eternity, wanting tacos

anonymous asked:

A lot of people are predicting Stelena to become endgame, this is honestly making me so worried... I love Delena so much and I invested 8 years into their relationship. I really hope Delena is endgame. :(

they have been predicting that since season 4, even throughout their elena slut shaming phase which has continued until today, so i wouldnt be too worried

ffs there are behind the scenes pictures of damon and elena walking while holding hands, there is nothing to worry about not even tvd would write something that would make as few sense as that