nothing i say can make this funnier

I’m almost too lazy to make this post because God it’s just so self explanatory but my loyalty to Temari runs too deep so here goes: 

They did exactly what I called they were gonna do and made her an over aggressive nagging house wive. This is why I complained over and over again three years ago when I saw they had moved her to Konoha because I KNEW someway somehow they were going to subject her character to this. They want her to be Yoshino 2.0 even though that’s NEVER been who she is because “lmao get it Shikamaru is just like his dad! Parallels!!”. They don’t take the time to think about how her character would actually react because none of that matters now - she exists solely to be Shikamaru’s wife. 

Some people are crying “abuse!” at what she did but I don’t really want to go there tbh. It’s very clear that in the Naruto universe things we find abusive are just par for the course. Calling out Temari in this instance would require we call out basically ever other female character which is not realistic. Domestic violence in Naruto is always played for laughs which is obviously fucked up but not something I think it’s fair to fault the characters for as we’re not intended to see it as abusive (even though realistically it is). No, what I really take issue with is the fact that being an overbearing and strict mother/wife is basically all Temari is given to do. 

This woman was born in one of the most fucked up situations of any character we see. He father was a walking human disaster, her mother was dead, and her youngest brother had a nasty habit of slaughtering anyone who looked at him the wrong way. She has always been strong and confident but throughout the series she softens considerably as she learns caring is not a weakness. She is a better diplomat than either of her brothers and remains calm and collected in even the tensest of situations. Her dynamic with Shikamaru has always been one of mutual respect and understanding which is what makes their relationship work so well (and IMO better than any of the canon relationships we got). Yes, Temari is a take no shit kind of person who probably WOULD chastise her son for his pitiful behavior - but not in the way we’re shown. In Boruto her parenting method basically amounted to “I’m just going to hit you and intimidate you until you get the picture and ultimately just end up listening to your cooler nicer wiser dad.” She doesn’t actually say anything of significance to Shikadai at all - that is reserved entirely for Shikamaru as he’s the influential one in their sons life. Temari is just there to be the ol’ ball-and-chain ~what a drag~ mom whose only dominion is the house she is confined to. THEN there’s the fact that Temari refusing to make dinner inevitably meant neither Shikamaru nor Shikadai could eat - as if a grown man could not make his own dinner and HAD to have his wife do it because it’s her domestic ~duty~. This is extra and dramatic but it actually makes me sick that they’re doing this to her. After everything she went through she would have something worthwhile to add to the conversation other than “bah you’re too easy on him I’m going to withhold meals to prove a point!!!”. She doesn’t treat her brothers like this and they’re consistently shown to value her opinion because her opinion is worth hearing. 

Temari played a crucial role in Suna politics prior to the end of the series. She sat on the council and came with Gaara to all the kage summits/meetings. She was one of the best kunoichi in the series just brimming with potential and strength and ferocity. During the war I began to get annoyed with how much they were making her revolve around Shikamaru’s character because after a certain point basically all her dialogue was in relation to him. That’s when I knew things were about to take a hard left turn for shits-ville and boy was I right. In chapter 700 ALL we see her doing is sitting in a house chastising her son and serving her brothers tea before they head out to a kage meeting without her. We don’t get any indication that she’s still affiliated with Suna, hell we don’t even get any indication that she’s still a ninja. In the boruto manga/movie she doesn’t interact with her siblings ONCE and is not with them in the pit with all the other Kage/advisors. I was happy to see she still had her fan but other than that I left highly unimpressed. Now in the anime she is ONCE AGAIN pictured in a house, serving people drinks and nagging away as if that’s all she’s good for anymore. I know it was played as a joke but that’s exactly what makes me so mad - her character has become nothing more than a trope meant to appeal to the lowest common denominator. The nagging housewive angle truly is the lowest hanging fruit but studio peirrot really could not resist could they.

Nevermind the fact that it would have been way funnier had they subverted the whole “why did you marry such a strict woman” thing by having Shikadai side with his mom instead, saying something to the effect of “why did you marry such an unmotivated slacker”. Can we stop treating Temari like she’s just an overly aggressive loaded gun that’s just one mistep away from going off. I mean I genuinely love Shikatema but I do not think the Boruto anime understands Shikatema. Part of me still wishes they just hadn’t got together because they don’t actually feel like “them” when they’re portrayed like this. No one is being respected as a character. 

Anyway all this to say I’m basically done with the Boruto anime now. I might still watch the next couple of episodes because curiosity is gonna get the better of me but emotionally I have severed all connections. It just comes down to the fact that I cannot handle them so grossly mischaracterizing characters that I have loved since I was 11 years old. I actually don’t mind the new gen when they’re on their own but every damn time they show one of the original characters they manage to fuck them up in some way. We see it with Temari, with Naruto, with Yamato, with Sakura. Hell I can’t stand Sasuke and even I’m mad about what they did to him post chapter 699. I am never going to like the new gen characters more than the original cast so if watching Boruto means seeing them get completely decimated then I’m not gonna watch it. Simple as that. Naruto being an absent father is the worst crime but I have no doubt they’ll continue to top that in future episodes. 

anonymous asked:

Hades, what hentai game(s) would you recommend and why?

cm3d2- obviously for the character creator. And when I say that I mean more clothing than appearence, the facial and body appearence are your typical moe anime nonsense so there’s only so little unique combos but theres. So many clothes. So many. The cons are that it’s not fully translated, but there is a Google translate plugin. It makes the game 50x funnier. It’s also hard as fuck to install.

AA2- I didn’t really like it because 1. It’s hard as hell to install and 2. It gets pretty boring really quickly, nothing super exciting about the character creator, you can color the uniforms though. But it’s fully translated and will give you a good laugh. Plus some of the pre-sex poses (if you’re dating the person you’re fucking) are pretty cute.

Flower Knight Girl- it’s a game on nutaku.net about knights all named after flowers. It’s a basic no stradegy game like those castle crash games where you raise their affection and you get a sex scene. I only play it to see all the names. Good to play if you’re bored or waiting for something to download

Ultra Adventure! Go Go Osawari Island- another nutaku.net game. It’s kind of like pokemon, you catch the girls for a scientist and unlock sex scenes. Pretty simple. The art is cute.

Huniepop- good to play if you don’t care about stories or characters. Also fun to challenge your friends to see who can get to Venus and fuck her first. It’s offensive in that dumb satirical way, but the creators a dumbass so it’s to be expected.

I usually play dating sims with porn, I’ll have to get back to you on those. There are. A lot.

◇hades

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  • “Harsh words won’t solve problems, actions will.”
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  • “It’s easy to do nothing, but it’s hard to forgive.”
  • “They don’t like people riding them, but that’s what makes it fun!”
  • “Oh. That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.”
  • “This is pathetic! My jokes are way funnier than this.”
  • “So stop acting like you can tell me what to do. I can do whatever I want!”
  • “Now whatever you have to say, I’m sure I can take it.”
  • “I was really mad when you said that, because, well… because maybe it’s true.”
  • “Okay, it was a lucky shot. Let’s see if you can do it again!”
  • “It’s time we had a talk… about your hair. It’s gone too far!”
  • “I guess you just don’t know people as well as you think you do.”
  • “I only cheated because he was cheating. I cheated a cheater. What’s wrong with that?”
  • “You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher.”
  • “Will you go penguin sledding with me?”
  • “Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the only antidote to shame.”
  • “You have to try every time. You can’t quit because you are afraid you might fail!”
  • “Why would you do it? You know the consequences.”
  • “Maybe, sometimes, it’s just better to call it quits before you fail.”
  • “Choose treachery, it’s more fun!”
  • “I’m just saying, this isn’t something we should make a habit of doing.”
  • “Perfection and power are overrated.”
  • “I suggest you think about what it is that you want from your life, and why.”
  • “There’s nothing wrong with a life of peace and prosperity.”
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  • “No matter how things seem to change, never forget who you are.”
  • “No! I will never, ever turn my back on people who need me!”
bucky barnes x reader

Author: bekah814

Summary:bucky hates the reader’s shirt

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(A/N): Redone for masterlist, original still on here tho :)

Imagine getting this shirt made because it’s the first thing bucky said to you and you wear it 24/7 because you know he hates that it’s what you remember out of the whole conversation (you work for shield and you captured him after he realized his name and stuff)

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Bias Tag

Thank you @ohsehunniebubbletea for tagging me again! You’re definitely keeping me entertained with these little things~♥


Rules: write down your top 10 biases and answer the following questions!

My top 10 biases (in no particular order because it’s literally impossible to try to order my bias list in any way):
1. Min Yoongi/Suga
2. Choi Seunghyun/T.O.P
3. Zhang Yixing/Lay
4. Lee Seunghyun/Seungri
5.Kim Taehyung/V
6. Kim Jongin/Kai
7. Kim Jongdae/Chen
8. Park Jimin
9. Do Kyungsoo/D.O
10. Park Chanyeol

Questions:
1. Between 1&4 : Who would you rather kiss?

Yoongi~ Have you heard the way he spits his raps? I imagine he can do marvellous things with that tongue ;D

Originally posted by sugagifs

2. Between 2&7 : Who would be your best friend?

Jongdae, likely. We’d absolutely toll the hell outta anyone and everyone~

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

3. Between 5&10 : Who has the better voice?

Taehyung, for sure. Nothing against Chanyeol, but Taehyung sounds like an absolute angel when he sings slower, softer songs. And his raspy growl-like singing is to die for.

Originally posted by vubbletae

4. Between 1&8 : Who is funnier ?

Seriously? You’re gonna make me choose between Jimin and Yoongi here, you little bias tag? I’m going to have to say Yoongi, but only slightly funnier!

Originally posted by marimebelle

5. Between 6&9 : Who would you date?

…the hell?! I should’ve cheated and looked ahead at these questions before creating my bias list. Choosing between Jongin and Kyungsoo? They’re both the sweetest motherfuckers ever. But, I’m gonna go with Kyungsoo, ‘cause I love a man who can cook~

Originally posted by osehu

6. Between 9&10 : Who would you collaborate with?

Chanyeol, 'cause I love that’s he’s super talented in both singing and rapping. Plus, I think it’d just be plain fun!

Originally posted by ethereal-baek

7. Between 4&8 : Who is the best dancer?

Jimin! I could honestly watch him dance all day long.

Originally posted by seugah

8. Between 3&8 : Who would you most likely marry ?

Again, two of the sweetest little shits on this list! ;A; Probably Yixing, 'cause I feel like he’d treat his wife like a goddamn princess.

Originally posted by yixinqs

9. Between 1&7 : Who would you nurse when sick ?

Yoongi, 'cause that’d probably be the easiest job in the world. I feel like he’s the type to just sleep his illness’ away.

Originally posted by kimbapandkpop

10. Between 2&3 : Who has the better smile?

Hmm, gonna have to say TOP. His smile is what brings me happiness in life.

Originally posted by sweetest-of-sprinkles

11. Between 6&8 : Who would you vacation with?

Jimin~ He’s just such a goofball, I don’t think there would ever be a dull moment.

Originally posted by rookieking

12. Between 2,4&6 : Who would you Fuck/Marry/Kill?

Why must you ask these questions of me?! Baaaah.

Fuck: Seungri

Originally posted by panda-smack

Marry: Jongin

Originally posted by exoturnback

Kill: TOP (honestly, i’d never be able to kill this perfect man ;A;)

Originally posted by dammitgdragon


And, I shall tag @lankyeol @madighost @exoforever08 (don’t feel like you have to~) and anyone else who wants to do this. I’ll be reading ‘em if you do, for entertainment’s sake!